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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Boredom

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you are in for bed lmao

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      le ebin joke xD

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        thanks, you too.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Put me in the screencap guys

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fun early game and then boredom.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      whats a good objective to look forward to and that can be considered "winning the game"?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You have high walls, a generator, 2 working vehicles. You are only going to die by of boredom now.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the comfiest time of your life if you are autistic

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's kinda fun to figure stuff out at first but then there's not really a goal

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    PEAK MIDNESS
    KING OF SLOP
    troony PROPAGANDA

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Holy soul, when did they added Son-Goku?
    Guess i have to play again

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >did added
      ESL moron

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Play on multiplayer server
    I have 300+hrs in this game and only played solo for like 1-2 hours

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no content

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Barrels of fun, so long as you enjoy a basic gameplay loop of killing zombies -> looting -> base building/skill grinding -> repeat.
    If you're not autistic, you'll probably only get ~50 solid hours out of it, but if you are autistic and it hits right, the game is an absolute blast to spend your nights on.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Sims 1 skill grinding with permadeath and Stardew Valley farming slapped on.
    The combat is janky as shit too.
    a handful of morons gaslighted themselves into thinking its good because its hard (protip: its not, it just takes a fricking long time to learn and to do anything).

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    An unfinished zombie survival sim

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Endless wait for npc update
    I am not sure I'll manage to live long enough to see it(it's been what 13 years by now?)At least we are getting craft update this or next year
    It's the most autistic zombie(Romero) apocalypse simulator in existence and there is no competition

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >project abandoned.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A shit time if you aren’t incredibly autistic

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's basically CDDA, but without content and with awful combat designed around fricking you over for the sake of realism rather than being fun.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >It's basically CDDA
      The only thing it has in common with cdda is zombies
      Cdda is multiple autism steps above zomboid
      >Fricking text graphics
      >Turn based due to said graphics
      >Gorillion of annoying enemy types
      >Le mutations!
      >Optional amoeba npc
      >Pocket inside a pocket with pocket

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        inside a pocket with pocket
        Just get Bright Nights

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >realism is bad
      out.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It is when it detracts from fun and makes the game more tedious.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      CDDA is the one that's anal about realism. Try playing the games next time you think about making a post.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >CDDA is the one that's anal about realism.
        If you're a moron that still plays the main branch, then sure.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nobody gives a frick about Bright Nights apart from a couple of spergs on /rlg/, my Black person.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Nobody gives a frick about Bright Nights apart from a couple of spergs on /rlg/
            Yes, non-morons, the main branch has been dogshit for years.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >realism
      >shambling, rotting zombies that are grounded gain superhuman lunge powers because trouncing them in droves while they're prone is OP

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >designed around fricking you over for the sake of realism rather than being fun
      But that's literally CDDA. Also as much as I love the game CDDA's project leads seem predisposed to make every contributor angry and stop people from wanting to develop the game

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no gods

        no kings

        only kevin

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >CDDA
      Am I supposed to know what that is?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No but you're supposed to know how to use Google you zoomie

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >2024 and lil virgin boy still uses israelitegle

          ngmi

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's basically Scam Citizen but the devs are too poor and moronic to pull off the big shit the other game devs do like 500,000 dollar ships and giving the top donors a personal dinner

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate the stupid skill grind in this

    Does CDDA do it better? Considering trying it

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >relaxed my prejudice against Early Access games and bought it
    >it just helped reinforce it
    Never again. Those devs are fricking incompetent

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah the whole
      >lol sorry we 'lost' the laptop that had the game on it, so we're starting again
      >sorry we're scrapping the last 2 years of work and starting again again because iunno lmao xD
      >ok its barebones as frick, not gunna update it for 3 years
      >ok instead of fixing the shit that needs fixing and adding more content, we're going to waste another 3 years re-doing animations for no reason
      >by the way the new animations/models are uglier
      >ok new update is in beta testing for the next 2 years because we're too lazy to actually just click a button on Steam to release it
      >oh you were expecting 2 years of beta testing a patch to achieve anything? no we didnt do anything during those 2 years xD
      frick these scam artists.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >waste another 3 years re-doing animations for no reason
        But new animations are great
        It's useless shit like lightning cones and irl accurate weather map is what was moronic
        Plus they have russian codemonkeys doing all the work for them now

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >But new animations are great
          i mean cool i guess
          i wish they'd spent that 3 years fixing the fricking game and adding content instead of fricking around with shit that should be post-1.0

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >But new animations are great
          they are but they already had a system where they would make the animations in blender then render them out to sprites
          instead of keeping that they re-wrote the entire engine to be 3D, instead of just using a 3d engine to begin with
          its been 13 years of these sorts of constant false starts and trip ups and they just keep doing it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They also hired a modder that was working on a promising implementation of NPCs and put him to work on fishing minigames. They really don't want to be upstaged

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >They also hired a modder that was working on a promising implementation of NPCs and put him to work on fishing minigames. They really don't want to be upstaged

          oh those Black folk

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      EXTREME amounts of fun until you learn the game lol then it is boring as shit

      i'm so jealous of people that are noobs to this game

      yeah the whole
      >lol sorry we 'lost' the laptop that had the game on it, so we're starting again
      >sorry we're scrapping the last 2 years of work and starting again again because iunno lmao xD
      >ok its barebones as frick, not gunna update it for 3 years
      >ok instead of fixing the shit that needs fixing and adding more content, we're going to waste another 3 years re-doing animations for no reason
      >by the way the new animations/models are uglier
      >ok new update is in beta testing for the next 2 years because we're too lazy to actually just click a button on Steam to release it
      >oh you were expecting 2 years of beta testing a patch to achieve anything? no we didnt do anything during those 2 years xD
      frick these scam artists.

      they are going to be working on it for another 10 years at the minimum, project zomboid is the game that made me realize how bleak game dev is, they casually take 10+ years for something and that's 10 FRICKING YEARS of someones life waiting

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    for me its modded 7 Days to Die.
    i turn horde nights off because they turn the game into a tower defense instead of a comfy looting shooting zombie game.
    then i crank the zamboni's difficulty up and turn off loot respawning.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >i turn horde nights off
      but that is what makes the whole base building aspect of the game actually FUN you dummy. thats why project zomboid is so fricking boring because you build up your base and stockpile it and nothing ever happens

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >but that is what makes the whole base building aspect of the game actually FUN you dummy
        yeah, but i've done that to death
        after youve played it enough the horde nights just turn 7 Days into "oh i have to drop everything i'm doing to grind a bunch of this bullshit to build a cheese strat fortress ramp thing so I have to waste 40min spamming left click until they all die" shit

        i just want to run around and loot n shoot. 7 Days max difficulty with horde nights turned off is the Fallout 4 we never got

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    An actually good fun game for an autist like me.
    You will experience moments of existentialisim, triumph, terror. A lot can happen.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That stupid fricking violin sting every time I come across a zombie makes me shit my pants every time

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It needs more content, That's all there is to say really.

    Multiplayer is dead but mods carry it which is the only reason it still has 25k players on average.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I sure am glad the crafting overhaul nobody asked for that delayed b42 for ages finally got put on the backburner.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bugs that have existed for about a decade without being fixed, and absolutely little to no replay value.
    Also shit-tier combat in a game about smashing zombies with items.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >and absolutely little to no replay value.
      this is the main one
      at least in 7 Days to Die you can play a bunch of different builds, the base building is better and the option to procgen maps with custom modifiers means you can play it over and over.
      PJZ just always feels like a fricking chore, like the fun never starts

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You'll have fun and probably get your money's worth, but at the same time the more you play the more you'll notice how blatantly unfinished it is and be disappointed at how that's never gonna change.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    there is no endgame. This is just a sandbox ''game'' with no story or missions or anything.

    You will refund it

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fun early game then incredible boredom. There is quite literally absolutely nothing to do once you have established a base other than frick around.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Boring autism.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But what about the game?

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    muh ennui kino

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do you anons play CDDA?
    I tried, but couldnt get into it.
    >not autisim enough
    Explain why i enjoy ascii dwarf fortress and ascii DF adventure mode.

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    90s errata kino
    Inventory management
    Gradually learning half of the systems don’t work

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lmao this game was green lit at the same time as Kenshi
    Kenshi is the better game

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it really is everything you would expect from a game that has been sold for money in early access for over 10 years

    many such cases, and this is indeed one of the most case of all the cases

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