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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Kino

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Aya is the perfect wife.

      Its pretty based if you like old school rpg.
      Vagrant story is also very good with similar gameplay but deeper.

      Loved Parasite Eve and I really wanted to like Vagrant Story, but I dropped it about 15 hours in because I just didn't dig the "spreadsheet game" flowchart system. I respect it as a good game, just not for me. Absolutely loved the visual presentation, comic book-like dialogue bubbles, and especially the soundtrack; one of Sakimoto's best.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        no. Melissa/Eve is.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    boring

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    sperm

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The 4th game in the 90s JRPGs made by Square tierlist.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The ~~*powerhouse*~~ of the ~~*cell*~~

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Pre-millenium Christmas kino

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    An extremely underrated RPG.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Its pretty based if you like old school rpg.
    Vagrant story is also very good with similar gameplay but deeper.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    a great game, one of the best OSTs of the era, interesting story and good setting, unique and fun combat system, and extensive weapon customization system. It's a great game

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Good stuff.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    stay away from the Chrysler Building and you will be fine

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The Chrysler Building is a bonus dungeon done right and worth it for the super tool kit or whatever it's called.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >done right
        >JUST GO THROUGH THE SAME 4 PRE-RENDERED BACKGROUNDS OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN FOR 8 HOURS BRO
        >JUST PLAY THE MAIN GAME TILL AT LEAST ROUND 4 SO YOU HAVE ENOUGH BONUS POINTS TO BEAT EVE BRO
        >JUST LISTEN TO THE SAME SOUNDTRACK YOU HEARD IN THE MAIN GAME AGAIN BRO

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yes.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >FOR 8 HOURS
          You could at least pretend you're not bad

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            5 minutes average every floor means 10 floors take 50 mins more or less
            there's 7 pairs of 10 floors from floor 1 to 70. 71-76 have nothing. That's 350 minutes, so close to 6 hours.
            add in the time it take for you to beat the game 2 or 3 more times (GOOD LUCK beating Chrysler Building in Round 2) to get more bonus points and that's more or less 8 hours.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >5 minutes average every floor
              And that's where you already fricked up

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                the only thing I fricked up was using a rifle instead of a pistol or machine gun. Now I'm better off starting over with a machine gun main.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >JUST GO THROUGH THE SAME 4 PRE-RENDERED BACKGROUNDS OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN FOR 8 HOURS BRO
          that's just life my man

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Paranoia when you realize parasites live inside every human and you're not even a human you're just being controlled by said parasites. Probably the most underrated rpg series of all time

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I played the game Christmas 2021
    I watched the movie Christmas 2022
    I will read the novel this Christmas

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >I watched the movie Christmas 2022
      Wait, there was a Parasite Eve movie? Any good?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's low budget Jap shit, so it's "ok". Decent enough plot, bad pacing, horrible acting.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          The pacing wasn't bad. I liked the way it took half the movie for Eve to show up. The ending sucked and it's sad we never saw UB or any gruesome scenes.

          I also really liked the soundtrack.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          forgot to mention the movie also got me into japanese movies, so that's a plus I guess.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          The whole movie is on YouTube. Might have to give it a watch.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >240p
            not worth it. really sucks it can't get a BluRay release.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The novel is kind of a dull read but I kept imagining it as a 90s adventure game like Sanitarium or Harvester or something. I think it could work because the games we got barely scratch the surface of the gooey weird stuff in the last couple chapters.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What am I in for ?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Garbage.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Extremely mediocre gameplay wrapped around poorly designed combat encounters. The plots pretty funny in a "wow that was moronic" way.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >What am I in for ?

      pure garbage, it's the Other M of Parasite Eve and you can thank Hajime Tabata for that

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The beginning of square's fricking bizarre obsession with reboots, and remakes about time travel and time loops to defeat a dark force fricking with the past

      3rd Birthday
      Kingdom Hearts had time travel
      FF7R had time travel
      Final fantasy Origins barely escapes this because FF1 was about a time loop, but it's still fricking absurd
      If you really stretch you can even argue Dragon Quest has done it

      At this rate I bet FF16 has a time loop story

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's sad they can't design this kind of monstrosity anymore.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I wish Eve was the final boss and the UB was never born like in the movie. Eve's final form was HOT AF.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Mitochondria

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Some good fricking music!

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Burning people running around.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The beginning at the opera is the scariest fricking thing I played growing up.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A 9/10 game with a 2/10 story. The two points are just for being so comically horrible. I love this game.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >2/10 story
      moron

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      this. the story should've been based on the novel instead of a crappy pseudo-sequel

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >2/10 story
      You probably don't like Die Hard or End of Days. The game just uses very typical for movies from that era plot. And it's magic that that very disturbing period of time before 2000 was captured so perfectly

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    rpg? what the frick I thought it was a survival horror

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >ALL HORROR GAMES ARE LE SURVIVOR HORRORZ

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's both

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah you survive the horror by shooting things in ATB

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Game start out interesting, but gets very boring halfway through.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    this game is a meme. If you want a good horror RPG, play Koudelka.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Koudelka is a meme garbage for hipsters. Parasite Eve is where it's at

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the slowest running speed I've ever seen in a game

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I never had a PS1 so I didn't get to experience this game when it was released. I had a friend sing its praises to me, so I finally got around to playing through it a few years ago on an emulator I really enjoyed it without any rose-tinted glasses. Here were my impressions:

    >kino old-school CGI cutscenes
    >Cool monster designs
    >enjoyable characters with an interesting story
    >story and gameplay length that feels all-killer and no-filler; the fat is really trimmed (I think I beat it in about 6-8 hours with using save states, though this does not include NG and going through the post-game 80-something floor dungeon)
    >interesting combat that is a mix of real-time dodging with turn-based actions.
    >a novel weapon/upgrade system that allows you to pretty much combine any weapon with another to add their properties together. So even if you find a crappy weapon, you can combine it with you main gun to make it stronger.
    >soundtrack that has some absolute bangers
    >Comfy New York during Christmas time setting
    >MITOCHONDRIA IS THE POWERHOUSE OF THE CELL

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Scorching opera performance

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Dogshit. Just play 2.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Unique horror JRPG with cool battle system vs RE clone with super powers
      No I don't think I will

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