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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Good story, horrible gameplay.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Crying
    Also a lot of handheld """stealth""" sections

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sitting by the campfire, filing your ammo. One bullet at a time. You'll do it. You know you will. You don't need to, though.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Fishin
      Huntin
      Shootin

      Just by express/HV ammo lmao

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    One hell of a ride

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Mostly auto riding from point A to point B.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Its good, worth a play and it might make you play through the first afterwards with new appreciation for that story too

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    it depends. if you're a dopamine-starved zoomer homosexual you'll hate it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >if you're a dopamine-starved zoomer homosexual you'll hate it
      True, but are you too much in a hurry to type like an adult? Needed that instant gratification from posting ASAP?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        nothing wrong with the way i typed. i meticulously chose my words.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous
          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >zoomer posts a video to do his speaking for him
            As expected.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      RDR 2 is a zoomer game, albeit.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        nope, it's a millennial game.

        zoomers hate RDR2

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    peak vidya kino

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Spent an hour on the extremely boring and clunky prologue.
    Holy shit this is boring

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    you are in for one hell of a ride my friend easily one of the best games i've played in a decade it makes the first one look like absolute arcade gimmick dog shit. play it. it will change you...

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    An unspeakable need to buy a horse ranch.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ok story, boring gameplay. Hunting is fun but the mission design is pretty bad. Depending on how tolerant you are of bullshit it can be pretty good or pretty bad. I thought it was fine but have no desire to replay it so it's not worth the full price.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If you're anything like me you'll find it obtuse and drop it early on then pick it up a year later and love it.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If you like the cowboy thing you'll enjoy it.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    soul - the last AAA game the world should have made, all others are futile

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    pretentious garbage with the gameplay challenge of a baby toy

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Mods exist for a reason you double Black person.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Nta but
        >You have to mod it to make it a fun game

        This is why I piss on the doors of anyone who likes Oblivion and Skyrim, or Shithesda Fallout.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nta but
      >You have to mod it to make it a fun game

      This is why I piss on the doors of anyone who likes Oblivion and Skyrim, or Shithesda Fallout.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Not a zoomer. Only zoomers seem to find this piece of shit exciting, but that's because they never played Rockstar Games at their peak.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    rockstar setting, rockstar story, rockstar characters, infuriating unresponsive gameplay. be understanding and try not to drop it after a couple hours

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The most pure kind of kino, and by far Rockstar's best game.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      How didmyou struggle though those stranger collectathons?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I swapped the controller back and forth with my wife a lot. The worst part was the multiplayer portion.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You have to do multi for a Plat.
          Frick that then

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Bro over here getting terrible platinums with his wife lmao clown world

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Why do you talk like a Black person?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Why are you a Black person

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Rockstar's best game
      >not bully

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        My homie.
        There's no game funnier or comfier than bully.
        Is there any game that's close to that feeling other than max Payne 1 ofc

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    RDR1 was like old spaghetti-westerns, with a serious plot that also had goofy elements and gameplay which made you feel like a gunslinging hero.
    RDR2 is much more grounded and close to "reality", it's the anti-western type response that shows the west as gritty and remorseless, guns feel sluggish and everything has much more weight and the gameplay feels suffocating at times with how oppressive it is.

    I personally preferred RDR1, RDR2's gameplay is just something I didn't feel like visiting so I returned the game after completing it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I think RD1 was better in every way except autistic stuff like horse balls

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >game contains no frickable prostitutes
    Dropped

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      there's prostitutes but they're not Arthur's idea of a LADY

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Arthur didn't date that total qt Mary-Beth at any point, preferring instead to simp for Linton the entire time
        What was wrong with Arthur?

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    it takes some hours to get good but it's good once you can actually move freely and not only pressing W in scripted cutscenes

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    some really nice outdoor scenery and all the minorities and women you can kill

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    best production values of all times
    shame about the story, characters, themes, choices, sluggish gameplay, weak gunplay, trite missions, obtuse systems, etc.

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A game

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The last hurrah of the soulful AAA era in gaming industry.

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Hold A to to let the game play itself while listening to cringe western dialogues by a British guy.

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    if you don't care about gameplay, it's great
    if you do care about gameplay, it's tolerable

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Finished Arthur's story after 100 hours and now i'm drained to play the epilogue, is it even good?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Very.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it's honestly even better in some ways

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Don't listen to

      Very.

      and

      it's honestly even better in some ways

      the epilogue is the least interesting part of the game, bu it's worth to play through it because of the last mission.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      80% of the playerbase have never finished the epilogue. but it's alright. The last mission is really good but the rest really does suffer from the lack of Arthur

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Kino of the highest order and one of rockstars finest works.

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    interactive cowboy western movie

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >playing as an outlaw
    >dismount horse 0.0001 seconds too early
    >MISSION FAILED

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      that looks like RDR1 not 2

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >hello~

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Hello!

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >hello!~

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    every time I see a random npc in the wilds I greet them even if I have to change directions

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    good fleshed out world with interesting stuffs to find, good story but horrendous slow and sluggish controls. Shooting is pretty fun tho.

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    One of the greatest games of all time that continues to make Ganker seethe on the daily

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous


    >We all had her!
    >But he married her!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I GOT A LITTLE BABY BUT HE'S OUT OF SIGHT

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I TALK TO HIM ACROSS THE TELEPHONE

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I can't see my honey but he's mine alright

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    would've been one of my all time favorites if the game didn't fail the mission as soon as I even thought about looking in another direction than the intended route to the objective.
    the open world is lots of fun, though, and I actually liked the story overall.
    I also really like the fact that you have to cycle weapons like revolvers and repeaters manually

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    it's good fun going to the town with no sherrif north of saint denine, you can hide in the hotel top floor and take potshots at people, then pop them in the face as they run up the stairs and turn the corner, the pile of bodies gets so big they have to climb over a mountain of corpses to get their turn for getting a shotgun right in the face

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      there is this, doing train heists in that long tunnel and hunting coach drivers by emerald ranch, any other satisfying things to do?

  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >be an absolute c**t to get as much money as possible, break all the laws and dont give a frick
    >spend all the money you made on supplies, guns and campsite until you have no money
    >walk into the sheriff office and call him a c**t
    >arrested and $99999 bounty cleared
    >they take my remaining 0.62c and let me go
    kind of ruined it for me a bit, its too easy to get rid of bounties

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