What are some achievments in video games that are, objectively, not worth the time?

What are some achievments in video games that are, objectively, not worth the time?

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >that one guy who speedran SMEN by buying a fuckton of Fate
    >went with the third ending that is, put mildly, complete horseshit

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      That's the Salt one, right? I remember reading a pastebinned explanation of the various endings years ago on Ganker and the "Who is Salt" ending was basically "why the fuck did you do all this for THAT reason"

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, Who Is Salt? has literally nothing to do with anything you've done up to that point and doesn't conclude the storyline at all. It just ends with some ambiguous nonsense.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          It's kinda funny how Failbetter just completely drops certain plot threads. Like how basically the entire ending pltoline to Storm got dropped because they didn't make the Zeppelin Kickstarter goal

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            The thing is, finishing SMEN was literally the last thing Alexis Kennedy did before leaving Failbetter. For whatever reason he deliberately included Who Is Salt? in there just to, I don't know, mislead people away from the two endings that actually wrap up the plot?

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    All of them.

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >"Beat X without getting hit" in any game
    >complete 200 fishing errands
    >collect 200 of these worthless collectables that have no effect outside of granting a cheevo when you get them all

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The GTAV one where you have to buy up all the property.

    Also somehow the only achievement that I'm missing in Skyrim is "Read 50 Skill Books". I have no idea how I've managed to put all those hours into the game and missed this really odd achievement. But I'm so tired of Skyrim that it's not worth it to go in and hunt down some more books.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Also, Fallout 4. Cash in 100,000 tickets. Just not doing it. Maybe in a few years I'll go revisit those games and get those two achievements, but not now.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i was stupid enough to go for Alien Archivist in fallout 3 on ps3.

    >have to look up every single log location because the vast majority are permanently missable
    >it's in the shittiest DLC this side of Operation Anchorage
    >it's fallout 3 on the ps3 so you'll hard freeze at least half a dozen times

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I wasted time getting all 122 achievements on Minecraft X-Box bedrock edition.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >beat the ENTIRE game without getting hit
        >never collect hp pickups
        >beat the game once a day for 5 days in a row
        >beat the game 30 times
        >make a boss fight last for 5-10 minutes (average is 30 seconds)
        >use the "least amount of weapon energy possible" which is a super vague question as it is

        fuck mega man 9

        I dunno what that's like but i bet it doesn't crash like bethesda games on ps3 did.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    any speedrunning related achievements
    shit like "beat the game in 90 minutes" in shovel knight
    or anything related to playing a game all the way through with some sort of restriction. never die, or never spend any money, etc.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >play Fallen London
    >become really invested in the lore, characters, and quality writing
    >spend quite a bit of money in Fate
    >try to fraternize with the FL community (it's MMO after all)
    >find out it's packed with chuds, traps, shitlibs and gender goblins

    What the hell Ganker I didn't sign up for this

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >MMO
      there's your problem.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        FL really goes out of its way to be gay though, above and beyond mandatory DEI corpo degeneracy

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          you shoulda known when one of the "pick what you're addressed as" options was
          >There are individuals roaming the streets of Fallen London with the faces of squid. Squid! Titles are a nonsense, here.

          i just play with an alt to do social stuff

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *