what are some bloatslop games?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    NOOOOOOO YOU CAN’T ADD MORE BUILDING OPTIONS IN A BUILDING GAME

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >MORE BUILDING OPTIONS

      meanwhile the only way to make a (non-functional) chair is to put signs on a stair

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Actual furniture would inhibit creativity, homosexual

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Is that why Terraria is just as creative a title, only it has furniture?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            terraria is like minecraft if it was actually good

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >2D
              Sorry, its just not as good.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                sorry you didnt play it. the game gives you more creative freedom than minecraft and doesnt limit itself with autistic rules like "weapons and armor HAVE to be crafted with ore and also we can ONLY have 5 tiers EXCEPT when we added nether tools BECAUSE thats different and also they only have 1 use WHICH IS being used for tools and armor so its ok because every new block we add is ONLY allowed to have ONE use"

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >more creative freedom
                >One entire dimension less than minecraft
                Stay losing TerraNERD

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                NTA I love Terraria but I kind of lose all interest after pre-hardmode. It takes all the parts I don't like and makes them the main focus i.e. grinding for drops and building giant dumbass boss/spawn arenas because hardmode is just a boss rush.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                filtered

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ever play Valheim?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          stfu jeb

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >inhibit creativity
          >saying this when every chair will just be a stair block and every table a pressure plate on a post

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >reskin
      Its a recolor at best

      Black person if they wanted to they could have added dynamic recoloring and texturing of blocks for functionally infinite variety years ago
      They do this shit to pad updates so its less obvious that it took them 3 years to add a butterfly
      16 concrete colors is a joke when 2 textures and full rgb control would give us 33.5M blocks at the cost of 2 pngs

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It should've also mentioned that everything on the 8th row except the music disc is all connected (use brush to mine gay sand and get get flower pod thing which grows into big flower etc.) all for two plants that then don't even do anything at all besides be window dressing lol

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >More textures and colors in a game about building is BAD
    moron

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why even have "blocks"? why not import pngs?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You can do that with data packs, mods aren't even needed for that anymore.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It is in a game with very limited inventory space. Have fun with all those useless recolours clogging up your inventory.ykhg

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >mojang was going to 'bundle' similar items together but couldn't make the UI for it gel on touchscreen devices so they abandoned it
        mindboggling

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Hmmm chavez

    Cool Mod

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It wouldn't be as bad if there were storage options better than double chests, the game is in dire need of them.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They need to expand those rabbit-hide bags, those are way too rare for how necessary they are for clearing up space for chronic hoarders like me

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you not using one of the dozens of storage mods?
      Are you actually playing vanilla like a fricking moron?

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    im sure you're the same person who considers PS5 games movies until they come to PC and the only requirement for an actual game is how much you can mindlessly grind it while listening to a podcast

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You know Mojang doesn't have a creative vision for the game outside of overhauling existing elements. Even Notch didn't know what to do with it in the end. It was already finished in beta.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >more content is... le bad

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This but unironically; the time you spend making a new boring item is time you could be using creating a new game mechanic or recontextualizing the ludogameweave for which you interface. Contentslop is disingenous game design by definition, it insist upon itself in a way that it is not.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      skins aren't content homosexual

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      thank god removing content is "le good"

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What happened to game design? Notch was a lazy frick and a bad programmer, but he knew how to design a game. Yes, even the Beta 1.8 was well designed.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Microsoft happened. They're so concerned with Minecraft being a "kid-friendly and educational platform" (yes, "platform", not a game, remember that their focus is Bedrock Edition which has a marketplace and is the main housing point of all collabs) that Mojang has to go through heaps of bullshit just to get a single feature approved for creation.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ah, I see. Minecraft shouldn't be considered a game anymore, just a platform for selling picture books and Legos...

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          thats basically how microsoft sees it. minecraft is a brand to be milked dry with spinoffs and merchandise. imagine if any other game suddenly got crazy popular with kids on youtube and then got bought out by a big company and they gutted the game in an attempt to make it family friendly for mass market appeal.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Terraria

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No such thing as bloat, more is more and nothing less. In fact, if I was in charge of mojang I'd triple amount of wood types, recolored items, mob variants, music disks and armor trims
    I WILL download mods that give me 300 varieties of wood and shitton of blocks. What are the chances I'll use stuffed eggplant, black granite cobblestone bricks or Glossopteris fence? Almost zero, but I love the mere fact I have that option

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The thing is they just added something actually cool in the new snapshot. It's a throwable burst of air you can rocket jump with. Can't wait to see them make it virtually useless and unobtainable next update. Or banished to being a test item for eternity like bundles.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what's the target audience?

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's over

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    vintage story >slopcraft brought to you by pride

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's ok guys, Notch is back making games again and he's gonna make Minecraft 2!!!!

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Santa Claus

    I wouldn't say microsoft "ruined" Minecraft because it's still fun, but they changed a lot for the worse.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You guys remember this?
    https://techperson389s-cool-website.neocities.org/Restorations/Minecraft/Minecraft2013/

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      those were the days

      fly hack griefing everywhere

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    vidya is dead

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Daily reminder that every update for Minecraft has made the game better. Anyone who reverts to a previous version or complains about new features is an unmitigated homosexual who deserves death.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I disagree because the world generation did get unequivocally fricked. Having more items is ok though and the complainers are moronic.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Daily reminder that whatever half baked features mojank pushes out can't hold a candle next to mods and anyone playing vanilla is a full blown, blacker than black gorilla Black person

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry anon, I hate the whole Warden bullshit.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I had fun going down there, evading the warden, emptying the chests for swift sneak, and grabbing some skulk blocks for my basic b***h glow in the dark star ceiling. Then I proceeded to never touch that content again because it's deliberately locked down there. Placed shriekers do nothing and placed catalysts do pretty much nothing, so I can't use any of it. Would've been fun to Warden ppls bases and they could've just balanced it by making player placed wardens boomless and half HP, but God forbid they balance anything or make anything fun and emergent/useful. The sonic boom itself is a copout because God forbid they balance anything.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There is nothing of significant value in the deep dark. This is a problem Minecraft has. All the "best shit" already exists in the game and they're never going to add anything that surpasses it significantly (yes I'm talking about Netherite too, which only provides a meagre benefit over Diamond, not at all proportional to the effort spent to acquire it; it is overkill basically). If you want enchanted books and diamond armor and shit, digging 1 billion blocks down to risk your life is probably the one of the worst ways to acquire that. The shit they add is ONLY ever useful for extreme redstone/farm autists (see: skulk sensors) and has absolutely 0 value to an actual average player. The upcoming dungeon update only seems to further this issue.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Pretty much everything at this point is for the sake of map makers, who can actually utilize these tools in a creative and useful manner because they have access to the unobtainable variants or the ability to modify the properties of resources to get what they want out of them.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >sonic boom
          That is the thing that made it really unfun for me. I can get behind an unkillable enemy - maybe make it so he can be stunned somehow rather than him locking onto you completely. As it is now I can't stand going down there unless I absolutely have to. It's a shame because the ancient cities are really cool and it's cool when turns up and patrols there, but him popping up elsewhere with the sonic attack ruins cave diving for me.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OH YES PLEASE REMOOOOOOOOOOOVE CONTENT EVERYTHING SHOULD BE AS SIMPLE AS POSSIBLE

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I too want less options on my sandbox game you're absolutely right.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Modern Minecraft is literally unplayable with the amount of bloat they added on top of the current inventory system. It really wouldn't be a problem if recolors occupied a single spot on the inventory and you could just toggle between variants with a radial menu or something. But with the current inventory system, you dig for 10 minutes and your inventory gets clogged with 7 different stone variants. If you decide to explore one of the new lush caves and left-click once, you'll get 3 kinds of vines, 2 mushrooms and 4 flowers, all occupying different inventory slots.
    They have to either completely overhaul their inventory system or simply add more rows to it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >inventory gets clogged with 7 different stone variants
      This is too true. They barely look any different from each other than colour. What the frick is andesite doing that regular stone isn't???
      I can appreciate they tried to fix it to an extent by making gold and iron drop raw gold/iron now instead of their ore blocks. Bundles would have helped fix this but they're basically shelved now.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just double or triple the amount of inventory slots and add a scrollbar. 64 is a completely arbitrary number, chosen by Notch for no particular reason.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Or increase the stack limit which is also arbitrarily 64 for no reason. Terraria has more stones and ores and nobody ever has a problem because they actually stack.

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's shit

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hi

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tears of the Kingdom

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What are you homosexuals b***hing about when are you going to have all this shit in your inventory

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    any korean game

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >bloatslop
    all paradox games after 2010

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