What are the best games featuring crabs?

What are the best games featuring crabs?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Monster Hunter Freedom Unite

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you just made me realize, FU is probably the only monster hunter game people actually played with crabs. How do we not have more than 3 crabs in MH, discounting frontier shit because noone outside japan played that

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        sunbreak got them back, but yeah it's a shame we don't have more, hopefully they will be in wilds since it's on the same engine, easy to port

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >FU is probably the only monster hunter game people actually played with crabs
        Sunbreak exists

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    /ic/

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Darwinists claim that crabs are perfect. because allegedly multiple different animals have evolved into crabs in separate, isolated branches.

    The truth is the entire concept of the fossil record is pseudoscience.

    Lining up fossils of different deceased animals and making the claim that they evolved into each other because, literally, "it just looks like it", and no one really contests this bullshit.

    Start preparing your apology to God.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      actually there's the horse shoe crab that's so great he stoped evolving, it isn't exactly a crab but anglophones love giving moronic names to things

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Did you just want the pasta?

        SCIENTIFIC PROOF EVOLUTION COULDN'T HAPPEN

        >Origin of life
        There's no known way to turn non-living material into life, it's never been done before even in a lab. The belief that dust/water just randomly formed into functional DNA/proteins etc. capable of reproducing itself is absurd.

        >DNA
        Mutations can't add new genetic information. They can only delete or rearrange existing DNA. This allows for genetic variety and natural selection, but the lie is when you claim this same biological process, if just given enough time, can turn a single-celled organism into all life on Earth. Darwinist logic is so stupid they see a process and think it has no limits.

        >Origin of sexual reproduction
        There is no known way asexual creatures could develop sexual reproduction through mutation. Any benefits (or the obvious -50% efficiency) are irrelevant. It's not possible.

        This is called irreducible complexity, one part is useless or harmful without the other part(s).

        >Missing links
        There is not a SINGLE transitionary fossil series. There is some speculated, but none show transitions.

        The scientific community believed Piltdown Man was a human ancestor for decades before discovering it was a hoax. The entire "fossil record" is unscientific, lining up the remains of different animals is not evidence they evolved into each other.

        >Horseshoe crabs claimed to be the same for 400 million years
        They claim you were a fish 400 million years ago.

        "They're just perfect" is not a legitimate answer to how an animal could remain uneffected by evolutionary force for 400 million years.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Did you just want the pasta?
          no? frick off

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Serious tardation detected.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Your credibility is fricking 0%. Absolutely embarrassing. Pro-tip: You trying to tell people "how the world works" with no actual evidence is equally bad as some scientist trying to explain life on the planet and the various mysteries of Earth.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the evidence is the literal word of God you can easily get a hold of

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Literally any shitwit can write something down and say God wrote it/inspired it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Careful bud. You gonna get a jihad put on you if you keep that up.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      poor crab 🙁

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        WTF is that real?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I am willing to bet $1000 that you have no idea what perfect means in terms of evolution, and also that you do not have, nor will you ever have, a PhD.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        not the anon, but i have a PhD in EE and still jerk off to chinese cartoons

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Thank you for your service, anon.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Same except mine is Chemistry/Material science

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >God creates animals
      >They adapt based on their environments
      >Absolute fricking nutjobs deny this is happening
      I'm a Christian, but the far-right are absolutely fricked in the head. Thinking the world is flat and that evolution is not possible should be a sign of mental moronation. Moses was writing down what his perception was, in a time when TVs didn't exist.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Creationists believe in natural selection and minor adaptions.

        Genetic change over time is demonstrably true.

        The lie is when you claim this same biological process, if just given enough time, can turn one kind of animal into a different kind of animal, or furthermore a single-celled organism into all life on Earth.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Genetic change over time is demonstrably true.
          so then why is it so unbelievable that genetic change over a VERY long time can cause such huge differences that something becomes a wholly different animal?
          >yeah it exists, but it doesn't work over too long of a period of time because... IT JUST DOESN'T, OKAY?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Darwinists are so stupid they see a tree gaining a ring every year, and believe if just given enough time the tree will have billions of rings and grow into space. It is the same exact logic they use when they observe natural selection.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Darwinists are so stupid they [PROJECTION]
              Darwinists actually know that 1 ring =/= 1 year

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              This is the most moronic post I've seen in a while. You are confusing life cycles with evolution. You also avoided the question

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >t.flunked highschool

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t know about back then, but in my experience the people devoting their life to it have a far better understanding. Connecting pieces that you don’t even know exist, arranging timelines and all that. Still didn’t take the vax though

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    and why is it Crab Champions?

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Elden Ring

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Crabs are cute as frick. Wish they didn't FRICKING SNIP me, though.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Snip

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i once caught a ghost crab with a net at night on a SC beach and when i looked at it with my flashlight its eye fell off
    wtf of defense mechanism is that shit?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They hope you'll focus on eating the part that they dropped off so they can flee, and they'll grow it back later.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >don't mind me just pirating this baby turtle.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Godzilla is also present.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >so here's this giant enemy crab
    >and you attack its weak point, for massive damage

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Extremely underrated on Ganker for some reason, probably because nobody bothered to play it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      janky shit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically the best soulslike since Bloodborne.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Better than Elden Ring.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    a classic crab from a classic game

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Maplestory

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      OP asked for good games

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Old school maplestory was good

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Neopuritain schizo was right

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Your mom. Sorry, I had to do it

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    /thread

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Great fricking taste man.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Genji: Days of the Blade
    Another Crabs Treasure

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do the headcrabs and headcrab zombies and giant swinging ballsack headcrab in Half-life count?

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