1. GTA 5.1 that will sell over a billiontrillion in the first week, because the cattle know where the trough is, and don't care how good or shit it is.
2. Shills will point to the one or two designated edgy 5 minute long sidemission or a single 3 second advert on the 3 hour long TV channel as if it's just the same countercultural media it once was; and will overlook the very obvious conformist overtone as the overton window attempts to shift further without being seen.
3. Forced marketing overhype of the female lead that will result in about 250 offmodel images on r34xxx in the first few days, then a steady inflow of about 1-2 from cheap 3DCG artists every week for the forseeable because she looks like a fucking disgusting mongrel dogpig.
4. Overall an above-mediocre game that has some cool features that nobody cares about aside from pointing out they exist (eg dynamic palm tree leaf bullet holes, like the dynamic horse anus in RDR2), but will ultimately live in the shadow of it's predecessors for failing to push the boundaries in fear of international investor backlash, but will ultimately be this generation's only point of reference for what GTA is or was.
5. Anybody you meet irl having it as the only fucking thing on their games list for the next 4 years after it's release (toootal gamer dudebros bro), and living vicariously through the online mode after they get back from work every night (duuude last night I got a Bugatto, it's the fastest friggin car in the game!!!) after NBA / FIFA.
I have low expectations but I also had low expectations for RDR2 and was pleasantly surprised. RDR2 had a little bit of annoying gay progressive shit but it wasn't overwhelming and the game made up for it by being really fun.
I feel like GTA VI will probably try to push that shit even more given how modern games seem to be going in that direction. If it is Spiderman 2 tier where there are pride flags plastered everywhere it will be a hard pass from me.
If the rumors are true and the disc space required is in the hundreds of GBs then that will also probably be a pass. The upper limit for space for games for me is 100GB. Unless they start coming out with $100 10TB NVMEs I'm taking up a significant portion of my drive for one game. If I'm going to be using that much space the game better be the second coming of Jesus and I don't believe GTA VI will be that.
>this is the same as having the entire side of a building covered in alphabet soup and tranny flags like in Spiderman 2
There is a clear distinguishable difference between a small detail and being an obnoxious fuck.
SA was also produced when the official gay color was purple or something and not a rainbow.
A soft-cock singleplayer experience and intense amounts of power creep in the online mode because they can't keep selling shark cards to kids without stupid sci-fi flying motorcycles for shitters to ride and Batmobiles that double as submarines
The most pozzed, unfunny, and journo-shilled game of all time. It's going to be so cringe but the game is going to sell so fucking much and it will make me a little sad
RDR2 didn't sell 45 million copies for the online mode. Rockstar is smart enough to know that story modes are a short-term income boost and online modes are a long-term income boost until they aren't. GTA Online WILL die one day. It could be 5 years from now or 25 years from now, but it will happen. If so, at least they can fall back on a reliable storymode. Naysayers be damned.
For every mission to play out exactly the same. >start point on one side of the map >long drive over to point two >shootout ensues because even if you try to stealth the mission enemies agro upon the first one being killed silently alone in a separate room >drive back to point one
Repeat for 100 missions.
Honsetly, i'm hoping for comfy bonnie and clyde story.
Looking forward to watching Lucia's ass bounce around in a skirt.
Hope we get to go to a bahamas type map at some point.
GTAV again but with even worse writing and slightly shinier graphics. I think something that will be very noticeable is that the writing will feel extremely dated on release. GTA has always been topical but writers these days can’t do subtlety so I imagine you’ll have the woman screaming about straight white men during shootouts and shit like that.
Basically no edgy humor which was the cornerstone of GTA
World even emptier than the one in GTAV since the single player game will simply be a framework for the online mode
Extreme monetization
Bad music
Honestly I don't know this is by far the most unpredictable upcoming game it can go in every direction i just hope they fix the problems of gta v and rdr2
GTA V >Had by far the least memorable cast i don't remember the name of a single character other than the protagonists >Lack of side content and mini games >Dogshit combat >Open world was pretty empty and not interactive >the worst online experience with loading screens after every little thing
RDR2 >Dogshot mission design >Shitty writing that tried so fucking hard to make us hate dutch and micah and love arthur and sadie that it had the opposite effect for me >Woke shit like Arthur doing a complete 180 on his character just to please sadie which ruined his character.
>Revenge is bad >revenge is a fool's game >how dare you dutch kill that woman that had a knife pointed at you after she took a gold bar and could've screamed and got us all killed on an island with enemies everywhere > oh my lady sadie wants revenge against people that lost thier leader and wouldn't affect us at all ofc i would help her
Garbage character
[...] >reject sadies last revenge mission >lose honor
xd
The writing portray arthur sticking to his character and values as the wrong choice and disonorable revenge is only good when it's muh sadie.
The dutch thing is understandable. He traded her the gold then immediately betrayed her if I recall the scene. However sadie is indeed unbelievable. She's the worst thing about rdr2
She wanted more gold and pulled a knife on him
this is bad but arhur and sadie chasing a gang far away for petty revenge is good
The dutch thing is understandable. He traded her the gold then immediately betrayed her if I recall the scene. However sadie is indeed unbelievable. She's the worst thing about rdr2
saw a gta 3 speedrun and the guy did some wacky shit and skipped fighting guys and went straight to a cutscene and it reminded me of tlou2
they should allow gameplay like that and itd probably feel a lot better
but thats also a testament to early gtas where you just had to get x done, doesnt matter how while the new games are super on rails, gotta do everything by the books because cinema or something
empty disappointment
None
pozzed as fuck
I don't care about GTA, and never will
an overhyped obvious letdown
big booty latina
a reskin of GTA 5 with better graphic and garbage realism + online homosexualry, that would be 80$ + tip, thank you
It will be the game of whatever year it comes out. Don't mind the other contrarian Gankeraggots
takes soul to see soul
all rockstar games have soul....guess you are soulless
Based. We all know all the supposed naysayers in this thread will be lining up to buy it day one along with the rest of us.
if it helps you sleep at night
I don't need help sleeping at night.
RDR2 didn’t.
>most detailed openworld in history
>soulless
kek try again
Continued abhorrent loading screens and lobby/connection problems.
1. GTA 5.1 that will sell over a billiontrillion in the first week, because the cattle know where the trough is, and don't care how good or shit it is.
2. Shills will point to the one or two designated edgy 5 minute long sidemission or a single 3 second advert on the 3 hour long TV channel as if it's just the same countercultural media it once was; and will overlook the very obvious conformist overtone as the overton window attempts to shift further without being seen.
3. Forced marketing overhype of the female lead that will result in about 250 offmodel images on r34xxx in the first few days, then a steady inflow of about 1-2 from cheap 3DCG artists every week for the forseeable because she looks like a fucking disgusting mongrel dogpig.
4. Overall an above-mediocre game that has some cool features that nobody cares about aside from pointing out they exist (eg dynamic palm tree leaf bullet holes, like the dynamic horse anus in RDR2), but will ultimately live in the shadow of it's predecessors for failing to push the boundaries in fear of international investor backlash, but will ultimately be this generation's only point of reference for what GTA is or was.
5. Anybody you meet irl having it as the only fucking thing on their games list for the next 4 years after it's release (toootal gamer dudebros bro), and living vicariously through the online mode after they get back from work every night (duuude last night I got a Bugatto, it's the fastest friggin car in the game!!!) after NBA / FIFA.
I've never seen someone predicting the future this accurately.
it's going to be gay
Shit
I have low expectations but I also had low expectations for RDR2 and was pleasantly surprised. RDR2 had a little bit of annoying gay progressive shit but it wasn't overwhelming and the game made up for it by being really fun.
I feel like GTA VI will probably try to push that shit even more given how modern games seem to be going in that direction. If it is Spiderman 2 tier where there are pride flags plastered everywhere it will be a hard pass from me.
If the rumors are true and the disc space required is in the hundreds of GBs then that will also probably be a pass. The upper limit for space for games for me is 100GB. Unless they start coming out with $100 10TB NVMEs I'm taking up a significant portion of my drive for one game. If I'm going to be using that much space the game better be the second coming of Jesus and I don't believe GTA VI will be that.
>this makes Gankertards seethe
And before you say
>they added that in the defective edition
This was posted online in 2011. You're a closeted homo confirmed.
>this is the same as having the entire side of a building covered in alphabet soup and tranny flags like in Spiderman 2
There is a clear distinguishable difference between a small detail and being an obnoxious fuck.
SA was also produced when the official gay color was purple or something and not a rainbow.
You’re retarded, it’s meant to be the San Francisco ultra gay neighborhood
working rear-view mirrors in first person mode
A soft-cock singleplayer experience and intense amounts of power creep in the online mode because they can't keep selling shark cards to kids without stupid sci-fi flying motorcycles for shitters to ride and Batmobiles that double as submarines
The most pozzed, unfunny, and journo-shilled game of all time. It's going to be so cringe but the game is going to sell so fucking much and it will make me a little sad
That it will be called GTA 6 Story mode while the online will be called GTA6.
I hope its fun and has a good sp
I am expecting an average game with no sp
Retarded take.
RDR2 didn't sell 45 million copies for the online mode. Rockstar is smart enough to know that story modes are a short-term income boost and online modes are a long-term income boost until they aren't. GTA Online WILL die one day. It could be 5 years from now or 25 years from now, but it will happen. If so, at least they can fall back on a reliable storymode. Naysayers be damned.
PC same day release
It's gonna be another Cyberpunk 2077.
10 more years of never touching this franchise i guess.
Average japslop player. Don't you have e-boi porn to jerk off to?
Shit bait.
low. AAA gaming has ben pozzed for years, this year has been nothing but slop after slop and R* isn't immune to it.
I just hope they go the red dead 2 route and sell online as a stand alone, fuck the main story.
For every mission to play out exactly the same.
>start point on one side of the map
>long drive over to point two
>shootout ensues because even if you try to stealth the mission enemies agro upon the first one being killed silently alone in a separate room
>drive back to point one
Repeat for 100 missions.
Antiwhite garbage
-Based model will be 70 dollars, (with many of the fun vehicles not present).
-150 dollar premium tier with all the fun in-game vehicular manslaughter.
-multiplayer not included, will be released another time.
-Terrible written campaign story full of that recent Hollywood garbage. (Since Sam Houser and the other old heads are now gone).
-Massive, 500gb file size for said base game.
-will require higher then 4070 or equivalent to run said game.
-micro transactions for offline story mode
-DRM for offline story mode
-Politically Correct commentary
-Strap on, no lube, the game with literally fuck you for other shit.
Sam Houser is still the president of Rockstar, it's Dan who left.
Honsetly, i'm hoping for comfy bonnie and clyde story.
Looking forward to watching Lucia's ass bounce around in a skirt.
Hope we get to go to a bahamas type map at some point.
$89.99 base price, $119.99 deluxe edition.
Im pretty curious on what the radio/sound track is gonna be like.
look up nfs heat's soundtrack and theres your answer
trash mumble rap for sure
GTAV again but with even worse writing and slightly shinier graphics. I think something that will be very noticeable is that the writing will feel extremely dated on release. GTA has always been topical but writers these days can’t do subtlety so I imagine you’ll have the woman screaming about straight white men during shootouts and shit like that.
none, and it still gonna be disappointing
Going to be a bigger crash/shitstorm than Cyberpunk 2077 release.
The GTA formula of drive to X and do Y is dated and it will show.
Basically no edgy humor which was the cornerstone of GTA
World even emptier than the one in GTAV since the single player game will simply be a framework for the online mode
Extreme monetization
Bad music
>buys PC exclusive rights for 1k
Nothing personal, Steamfags.
Honestly I don't know this is by far the most unpredictable upcoming game it can go in every direction i just hope they fix the problems of gta v and rdr2
GTA V
>Had by far the least memorable cast i don't remember the name of a single character other than the protagonists
>Lack of side content and mini games
>Dogshit combat
>Open world was pretty empty and not interactive
>the worst online experience with loading screens after every little thing
RDR2
>Dogshot mission design
>Shitty writing that tried so fucking hard to make us hate dutch and micah and love arthur and sadie that it had the opposite effect for me
>Woke shit like Arthur doing a complete 180 on his character just to please sadie which ruined his character.
>Arthur doing a complete 180 on his character just to please sadie
Huh???
>Revenge is bad
>revenge is a fool's game
>how dare you dutch kill that woman that had a knife pointed at you after she took a gold bar and could've screamed and got us all killed on an island with enemies everywhere
> oh my lady sadie wants revenge against people that lost thier leader and wouldn't affect us at all ofc i would help her
Garbage character
>reject sadies last revenge mission
>lose honor
xd
You the player picks whether you want to help her or not
see
The writing portray arthur sticking to his character and values as the wrong choice and disonorable revenge is only good when it's muh sadie.
She wanted more gold and pulled a knife on him
this is bad but arhur and sadie chasing a gang far away for petty revenge is good
The dutch thing is understandable. He traded her the gold then immediately betrayed her if I recall the scene. However sadie is indeed unbelievable. She's the worst thing about rdr2
Have sex
Yet the slop that GTA Online is prints money for Rockstar. The masses will lap it up, as usual.
saw a gta 3 speedrun and the guy did some wacky shit and skipped fighting guys and went straight to a cutscene and it reminded me of tlou2
they should allow gameplay like that and itd probably feel a lot better
but thats also a testament to early gtas where you just had to get x done, doesnt matter how while the new games are super on rails, gotta do everything by the books because cinema or something
More of the same. Expecting a departure from the formula would be silly.