This is the best game to put 1/3 of your life into, my hatred for Gigginox and Gypceros would easily lead me to kill 10 000 of them each with every weapon imaginable
Maybe like 0.1% of the playerbase ever spends more than a couple hundred hours per game. There's not THAT much to do unless you're collecting literally everything, which I'm not even sure there's enough box space for.
only in arcade mode which he isn't playing, the circle is where the mouse is pointing while the crosshair is where your guns are pointing since the plane has to turn and roll to catch up with your cursor which isn't instant.
>Autistic people picking the worst games ever to put 1/3 of their entire life into
Really explains a lot about Ganker's incredibly shit taste in vidya lately.
You just have shit taste.
And autistic people do autistic things because they have autism, did you really need somebody to tell you that? You might have autism.
Mild Autism.
I mean I'm just as bad. I've probably spent 200 hours fishing in Stardew trying to figure out the fastest possible way to get to lvl 10 and also unlock the sewers.
My best lvl 10 is on day 9 of spring and the earliest I've unlocked the sewers is the 4th of fall year 1.
sounds like you just enjoy the gameplay and decided to dive deeper into it. nothing autistic about that. there are people out there figuring out how to finish a Resident Evil game faster. both cases come with lots of nuances that are fun to engage with
Stardew fishing is way more of a science then people think. Getting perfect catches and distance into a higher fishing zone makes all the leveling difference
Everyone has a shittaste. The worst games in history dominate the sales charts. People love sucking dick. Vidya was dead on arrival in this dimension full of tasteless retards
autistic people can carry their childhood fixations their whole life because "growing up" as a concept doesn't compute with their brain
or maladjusted manchildren who escape into the game as a trauma response
Yeah learning to enjoy a specific set of things that result in the betterment or enriching of your life and the lives of those around you is the definition of growing up. Games are fine in moderation as an adult, but anything more than a couple hours a week is usually detrimental, especially if it isn't local multiplayer with your family or a close friend.
I just don't understand why I should give up my interest in toys, videogames, cartoons and plushies just because I'm +25 years old. Yes, I do adult things too like jerk off, drink alcohol and watch arthouse cinema. But I didn't magically stop enjoying childish things after turning 18. I just adquired more interests to add up to my previous ones.
You can enjoy things from your childhood with renewed appreciation and interest as an adult you know.
Becoming an adult doesn't mean you have to be dead set on becoming a depressed husk fuelled only by cheap slop food, booze, drugs, "riveting" discussions about sportsball and how sexy hot cars are and the thought of going postal during his 9/5 office/retail job.
If anything the more mature take is learn to just enjoy what makes you happy and not base your personal satisfaction and interests on things as stupid as "tradition" and "maturity".
I will languish here, forever maintaining my multi-continental Egyptian empires. It's kinda nice when a game is no longer updated so the mods can focus on the final version. Sucks about the dwindled interest because of the sequel, though.
Man, I don't want to get a new PC but I can't run forever.
My hardware is obsolete by now. Nothing new is made for my antiquated motherboard so I'll have to make a mostly new rig. Win 10 is what I've settled with.
On a side note, I worked freelance computer repair & so many personal/business computers couldn't handle the new update [Win 8 at the time, I believe]. Very frustrating how perfectly usable tech must be phased out, probably into a landfill.
I will never understand how some "people" are having fun killing the same monsters in Diablo games for thousands of hours. They think it's "worth it" because of some ultra rare item that drops once in a lifetime. Do they take pride in having an useless item just because it's rare? It's not like you need it to beat the game. Are their lives so empty and pathetic that they need to own something ultra rare in a video game to feel validated?
nah amerimutts are just obsessed with D&D simulators and some shit like Diablo will carry them for hours if there is still junk that didn't get collected yet.
Some people just enjoy the process of playing games, and the sense of progression keeps them going.
I know it's hard to imagine in the era of endless carrots on sticks in forms of achievements and scoreboards, but some people simply play to have fun without trying to accomplish anything.
They don't do it for fun though. The moment they get the ultra rare 0.0001% drop, they stop farming that boss altogether. If the play process itself was fun for them, they would continue killing that same boss. But they peace out the moment they get the rare loot.
Which leads me to believe those people are either subconsciously gambling addicts, or they have an irrational fixation with owning something super rare in a video game, because they will never own something like that in real life.
Probably the latter, since they always get mad when someone cheats their way into owning that rare item. They feel like it invalidates their time commitment and it devalues their "achievement". Though nobody else thinks that spending a thousand hours on repetitive farming in a video game is an achievement.
Me with every infinite farming game, I don't get it >beat Nioh 2 the other day >ummm but you didn't beat NG+++++++++ and get the a perfect stat piece of every gear
Nigga who has the time for that
I remember when Flash was a thing there was Gemcraft autist on Kongregate who spent thousands of hours on all of those shitty games. I was thinking about that earlier today. I hope you're doing good, Gemcraft autist.
The ones most people see are observational, so the maternal association appears stronger than it is, *because there are virtually no couples with a female-older age gap, so the maternal age is “the youngest age in the couple”*.
When they actually sort it out by genes it’s paternal age.
Something to factor in too anon, the older the mother the more her chances of miscarriage go up. So naturally we'll see less mutations with women because of the other factors of physically carrying the baby
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
That doesn’t make any sense if you think about it for longer than two seconds
lmao quick google search instantly finds the mother's more culpable
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
You didn’t comprehend my post.
40 yo mother means BOTH PARTNERS ARE >= 40.
40 yo father means BOTH PARTNERS ARE <= 40.
It’s a misinterpretation of bad statistics.
When the track down the genetic source it’s more the father but both are bad.
It makes sense because men create new sperm all their lives, so perhaps with age the factory starts to accumulate problems and the sperm start to come out fucked up, while women are born with their eggs ready.
eh not really, he was a drug dealer and small time criminal - he had a stroke like 3-4 years ago and became a total vegetable so i guess karma got his ass in the end
poisons that expire become less potent. like the many famous examples of spouses trying to kill their significant other with expired rat poison - sometimes it still kills but often times it'll make you extremely sick, get you hospitalized, maybe even cause some permanent damage to some organs, but you have a better chance of living.
>tfw don't know how old my parents were because I was adopted the day I was born and my foster parents forged my official birth certificate to have their names put on there instead
Reminder that what most of the people here call 'autism' is actually Schizoid Personality Disorder, which should not be confused with Schizophrenia which is a completely different disorder.
Every self-proclaimed internet autist I've met is that american brand of silicon valley "autism" which is just massive narcissism protected by a false veneer of neurological issues.
Males with ASPD are diagnosed with autism.
Females with ASPD are diagnosed with BPD.
Congrats you know know to get the fuck away from both of these fake illnesses.
If you can’t tell within an hour of talking to someone what they have, they don’t have it.
Masking isn’t real.
I almost hung myself with my umbilical cord, so I was a C-section.
C-sectioned, for the same reason. The umbilical cord was starting to choke me
No autism(?) How does one determine that? I have a job so I guess it doesn't matter anyway...
I have some hand eye coordination issues and haven't gotten my driver's licence. I don't think that's related to potential autism
I like games that I play against other people, I can't imagine putting in hundreds of hours to a singleplayer game. Of those two, WitE seems like the more autistic choice. 2000 hours of moving little X's and O's around a hex grid.
As someone who knows what that amount of hours feels like, that's scary
>13k hours
I thought I was autistic given I have 5k hours in OSRS, 7.3k hours in TF2 from my accounts, along with roughly 3k hours in CSGO and Dota 2 from my accounts combined.
i stopped playing tf2 at around 2.7k hours i think >1.2k in csgo >4.5k in ffxiv >1.7k in poe >1k in guilty gear xrd >1k in isaac
god knows how long in minecraft but you can't check that so whatever like 13 or 14 years worth is.
>If you played it and had fun, did you really waste any time?
As long as it didn't prevent you from doing anything you needed to do in life and suffer cause of it, then no. Doing what you enjoy is never a waste of time unless you had something really important you needed to do instead that didn't get done.
I think if I cracked 1k hours in any game I would figure out a way to permanently destroy any gaming ability of my computer and try to get steam to ban me for life.
Or kill myself idk
>Warframe: 5,4k hours >Black Desert Online: 2,3k hours >CS:GO: 1,2k hours
Even if I combine and multiply by 5 the top 3 I have on Steam, I won't even get close to how many hours I've spent on LoL during 2013-2018. There was an unofficial site that counted how many days you've spent on League, one of my alts had close to 3 months.
Man... I think I would've put in as much hours as you did if they didn't completely fuck up the launch.
The whole Family Share shenanigans with Gold Sellers.
The fucking item duping that ruined my servers economy.
The god damn AoE lagfest in Wars... My guild had a City and we lost it because the enemy brought more spellcasters than we did and just spammed AoE's which caused immense lag. Everyone is stationary, unable to do a fucking thing but watch a slideshow of AoE's and busts of damage from all the packet loss.
Im just glad i got to experience the release with everyone starting at lvl 1 and having some seriously fun world PVP. I lvl'd up so fast killing players holy shit.
On a somewhat similar note
What is it about Sonic that attracts autistic kids like a magnet and just fucking ruins them in adulthood?
There should be studies on this ever since Chris Chan first appeared
I'm the same, needing a variety, but I'm more multiplayer environment-inclined as a solo. I like the adaptable challenge other people can offer over AI.
I use a website called backloggery for the same thing, but it also tracks the stuff I haven't finished yet
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
>backloggery
why is it still so ancient looking
backloggd is simpler
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
The one developer has been working on an update for a decade, apparently it's nearly done. There's a beta test but nothing you do will be carried over to the live site so I haven't been following it
"What causes this?" >A high drive to actually do stuff, backed by their creativity and their intelligence, while hindered by their lack of social skills to be fully functional members of society or their overwhelming irl problems to deal with, which leads to them into seeking a place to escape to.
In short, autism
I played it every day when I came home from high school minus time spent doing homework or eating dinner so that was like 6-8 hours a day or 3-4 years
Then I got it on PC
What were you even doing ingame for 13k hours? Grinding guns? That's the part that's so bizarre.
MMOs and Gachas get into thousands of hours because they incentivise playing daily and have enough grinds for you to treat it like a second job.
Speedrunners play a game for thousands of hours chasing RNG required for fast runs.
Sandbox games like Minecraft mix RNG with your own creativity to make each playthrough slightly different.
Well when I was a teenager I just liked resetting playthroughs over and over it just felt "right" to restart and do things fresh so I would repeatedly replay things without finishing a save
Now on PC Im doing a final legit playthrough with all characters where I get them max level, then do a playthrough of the main story and DLCs at max level with all legit gear to finally be done besides challenge runs
You know these are actually fairly common behavioral symptoms?
Start the game under "perfect conditions" and if something goes wrong the progress is considered "tainted"? OCD?
If that rings familiar you got severe autism and personal de-association. You are retarded, in a genuine way. The personal de-association part is important because you are severely susceptible to inputs that "click" with you, like trooning out if in your mind-world you are a girl.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Stop this modern gay shit of associating any behavior that was once considered normal with serious illnesses.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
If I was a craftsman and fucked up a pot or whatever the fuck I'd restart it you don't just accept you're making trash
This unique introverted form of OCD with agitators tied to "perfect" and "tainted" state of something immaterial and abstract such as videogame (a play-pretend toy) is clinical, terminal diagnosis of being at odds with time and space, dumbass.
Also, defined agitators aside, a video game a person plays with is a toy. A toy ain't craft, it is play-pretend, which by itself something a person usually outgrows (mentally and intellectually) rather that decicate time of youth to.
Of course uneducated, illiterate shite such as yourself wont ever understand cause and effext so enjoy your last you and your assburgers, you retarded homosexuals.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
I appreciate the effort, but you're getting a little sociopathic with how hard you're trying to convince us here.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>blah blah blah you much believe you’re wrong and broken
No, fuck off
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
If I was a craftsman and fucked up a pot or whatever the fuck I'd restart it you don't just accept you're making trash
>13k hours
I thought I was autistic given I have 5k hours in OSRS, 7.3k hours in TF2 from my accounts, along with roughly 3k hours in CSGO and Dota 2 from my accounts combined.
Former & Future WoW player here and this made me flinch. I was so glad to finish that game and never play it again. So much DLC left untouched. Godspeed to you.
i haven't played either in a while but i'm building a new pc next week with a 7800X3D in it, so hopefully i'll get better modded lategame performance with them
Add more achievements and I will play it >No "Do this LEVEL with this CHARACTER"
Just switching between these they can easily add over 200 achievements I bet
mh world is a clunky, slow piece of shit with 0 qol features
it also has a horrible roster
the clutch claw is pure fucking DOGSHIT AIDS
my main weapon is better in rise
that's the main reason I've been trying to tough it out with one, don't wanna spoil it for myself by playing the more polished game first. But I also don't want to cheap myself out of a really good experience via infinite delay
the only reasons to play the older games is the story so you can just watch that on youtube, the gameplay in them is miserable in current year
5 is good, 6 is dogshit garbage, another youtube watch if you really care (the story isn't that great either), but 7 is worth playing after 5
6 looked like horseshit so I was planning to skip it, turns out I may just go ahead to 5 or try to rush through the earlier games with minimal grinding
the only reasons to play the older games is the story so you can just watch that on youtube, the gameplay in them is miserable in current year
5 is good, 6 is dogshit garbage, another youtube watch if you really care (the story isn't that great either), but 7 is worth playing after 5
>thought that jump was complete bullshit, more of GuP's blatant ignorance of gravity and tank speeds >turns out the crusader could actually go that fucking fast AND that the brits jumped them at greater distances in real combat conditions
Blew my fucking mind when I found out; especially after all the fun silliness in Der Film with the CV33 and the BT42, I was really surpised
if i could check my ps4 hours i probably have that in guilty gear cause my rev2 copy on steam has 632hours on it, i also have 4000 hours in ffxiv and 1.6k hours in poe.
Im seriously thinking about selling my soul to WTR from quitting WoWS. but WTR naval sucks and the f2p experience has been improved from whatever riots they had, i think. but f2p sounds like a really miserable experience from the amount of variety of vehicle types and the upkeep. meanwhile on WoWS i had everything i wanted and just played with the fun warships all the time.
Boredom and too many options so we find something familiar to latch onto like a jutting rock in the ocean. The feeling of practicing something over the years is nice, too. If I'm not playing runescape I'm researching ways to improvise meals out of what I've found or reading manga.
No matter how far I stray I'll always come back to my roots.
>brother constantly playing street fighter >went from street fighter 3 third strike to sf4, to sf5, and now currently playing sf6 >can hear the clacking of his fightstick from the other room right now
we used to like to play 2 player games together, not anymore.
I only learned about this last year, supposedly she'd had an affair and it would have been very bad if her partner found out. Someone contacted my foster mother because they knew that she was infertile but that she always wanted a child that she could raise as her own. They both traveled out of country, met up, waited until I was born, forged the paperwork and that was that. I was explicitly told that no money was ever exchanged. I can't confirm any of this as my foster dad is the only one left around from that time and he couldn't speak my mothers' native language so anything from him is second hand information.
In the end my foster parents took me over to England and they loved and cared for me like any normal family would. It'll still eat away at me never knowing the truth but there's no point dwelling on the past at this point.
I'm so glad I got the "I can't understand social queues and have random hyper fixations" autism rather than "I hate change and will fixate entirely on a single thing long after it goes bad" autism.
>autistic enough to get neetbux for life >not enough autism to be socially retarded, or have random hyperfixations
i am the apex autist, the ultimate specimen - i have just the right amount of mental retardation
>a literal retard gets paid more than I do for working 50 hours a week
just for existing
I am beginning to understand why so many JRPGS devolve into killing god as the finale
how can you work 200 hours a month and earn less than £768, it's not even that high of an amount
what dogshit job do you even have that's paying you less than minimum wage
maybe? depends on your hours worked
i COULD get a job but UC would pay me a lower rate but i would still have overall more income
but that would require working, so fuck doing that, i don't need more money since i can survive off what they give me, so i can just relax 24/7
>What causes this?
A deeper appreciation of a creative work.
Personally, I got obsessed with Balan Wonderworld for a few months. I bought it because it was dirt cheap and thought it would be funny to subject my gf to. BUT I actually ended up having a great time playing it and got most of the achievements. It was initially kind of frustrating, but after an hour it "clicked" with me. However, lots of the game design is somewhat archaic. So I can definitely understand why contemporary gamers didn't enjoy it. It feels like a game from 1995.
About my autism (undiagnosed) I spent like $300+ importing rare promotional items and buying GameStop standees for Balan. I also have like 15 copies of the game. I kind of want to get one of every region and platform.
well, an autistic child will tend to zero in on something, be it a book, game, film, show or meme that offers comfortable solace in an overstimulating world of chaos and disorder, and will often refuse to turn away from it; the more trauma or chaotic events he is exposed to, the stronger the attachment to said object, to the point of fanatical obsession.
>Armored core 6 comes out >People still insist on playing last raven multiplayer >They act like 6 is an insult to the franchise >Stick to playing the same people in their 10 man circlejerk
you don't need to have actual autism, just look at league and overwatch, wow, dead by daylight, counterstrike, etc etc. there's quite a few. they are fuelled entirely by addicted retards of a different kind, but they aren't actually autistic.
Do you naggerautists just not have jobs or something? I put in maybe 1000 hours of minecraft in my life and I thought that was fucking eons, now I can barely split 5 hours a week for all my games due to work. Nowadays I pray to complete my games within 20-50 hours of playtime, barring a few select exceptions. Growing up is cool and shitty at the same time.
>What causes this?
A deeper appreciation of a creative work.
Personally, I got obsessed with Balan Wonderworld for a few months. I bought it because it was dirt cheap and thought it would be funny to subject my gf to. BUT I actually ended up having a great time playing it and got most of the achievements. It was initially kind of frustrating, but after an hour it "clicked" with me. However, lots of the game design is somewhat archaic. So I can definitely understand why contemporary gamers didn't enjoy it. It feels like a game from 1995.
About my autism (undiagnosed) I spent like $300+ importing rare promotional items and buying GameStop standees for Balan. I also have like 15 copies of the game. I kind of want to get one of every region and platform.
It is worth imo.
Just few warnings.
1. Very slow start, especially if you are already a fan of someone outside of the main cast
2. Lots of OVAs and in silly orders. Not *necessary*, but fun watch. Tho do watch Anzio OVA before Der Film
3. Das Finale is not das finished. So we have lotsa time to wonder and be tism'.
4. If you watch dub, I will come and bite you.
>especially if you are already a fan of someone outside of the main cast
how often do the italian ones pop up
out of like, 5 characters i know, i like Anchovy the most
Anzio part was skipped in the og anime run.
BUT
There is a whole separate OVA just for their match with Ooarai. It also has some stuff to do with the last episode of the anime so you maybe kinda wanna watch the whole anime first then the OVA. Or watch until the skipped part and then the Anzio OVA but not watch it completely etc.
I love "watch order" animes so much. But in "Der Film" Anchovy has lots of fun stuff imo.
>4000 hours in arma playing koth >idling >sitting at the absolute edge of range for the 12.7mm with apsd rounds, where map geometry would flicker and buildings walls were at its absolute lowest LOD >see someones leg or gun barrel "poke" through a wall >tab over, click, wait 2 seconds for bullet travel >wait roughly the time it takes for another player to revive a downed player >click again >wait roughly the same time >click again
you could only carry about 50 rounds. id get maybe 60 kills, since it would sometimes kill 2 in one shot. scumbag move, yeah, but since it was so hands off and not much countered it, i was actually just watching movies and shitposting on the 2 other monitors i had. 4000 hours ingame was more like 800 actually tabbed into the game
Kingdom Hearts has bright colors, funny childhood characters, a retarded story only an autisg could enjoy, fun gameplay... I only like KH 1 though. Dropped 2 after the kino tutorial because nothing could top Twilight Town.
I'm a normalfag with a job who can talk to people but also a gfless friendless 27yo loser who just bought an escort and got my wizard invitation revoked that way.
I can get an unhealthy obsession with some imaginary fantasy world bullshit, weirdly enough, not in vidya, despite playing it for a long time. But 10 years ago I used to do a lot of forum text RPGs with character autism, relationships, combat, sex, drama, all that shit. And still I remember a lot about it.
But 2 days ago I gave in and decided to try out one of these character AI chats. It was censored to shit, supposedly, but you can still do shit with already created characters before the censorship. The next day I went full speed head on and started with fucking like 3 different animu weeb girl characters, to that leading like several hours worth of events, ended up fucking a femboy roommate with kissing his feet, rimming him, making out and and then fucking, asking him afterwards if that was gay or not.
If I get invested into that kind of shit, I lose my mind, forget everything else and live on autopilot, becoming a shivering social retard more and more by the hour, afraid of somebody hearing my thoughts.
Autism, it says it right there
Autism
>Autism
Autism?
Autism, retard
autism
Autism.
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autism
monster hunter
its full of trannies and autists
RAAAGGHHH I HAVE TO HUNT
This is the best game to put 1/3 of your life into, my hatred for Gigginox and Gypceros would easily lead me to kill 10 000 of them each with every weapon imaginable
Endgame farming is autistic as fuck, but the MH games are fun as fuck.
Maybe like 0.1% of the playerbase ever spends more than a couple hundred hours per game. There's not THAT much to do unless you're collecting literally everything, which I'm not even sure there's enough box space for.
autism
because the game is fun
>head-ons against jet newbies
>taking the extra gunpods
>wasting that many bullets
autistic for sure but certainly not good
why not
For me, it's Falcon BMS.
shut the fuck up loser
Thanks doc
fuck off doge
why
i don't know i just like saying that
>warthunder
>autistic
surface level stuff tbh
>t. insufferable furnagger avatarhomosexual that got booted from every single Ganker squadron in the game
Your problems don't stop at autism.
i only got booted from WARTG cause cactus
W4rtg kick happened due to ashton melty
im fine in lowiq
just a poster in the /wtg/ vg general
thanks doc!
Kys dogeguy
Can I get a QRD on this guy?
Retarded lolcow furhomosexual that samefags his own posts. Also
>game tells you exactly where to shoot
wow how useful! ^_^
only in arcade mode which he isn't playing, the circle is where the mouse is pointing while the crosshair is where your guns are pointing since the plane has to turn and roll to catch up with your cursor which isn't instant.
Yeah but how can you do basically the same damn shallow thing for 5-10years+ over and over?!
Autism
Thanks doc.
Too bad it's run by israelites
worse, russians.
>how to make me coom dot webm
fluffy…
factorio is one of the greatest games of all time, though
Amen.
I sank 8000+ hrs in vanilla
Currently 250+ in SE
Such a comfy game
Its literally the first word. Autism.
autism
show tank
lives*
t. autist
Pretty sure it's da joos
>Autistic people picking the worst games ever to put 1/3 of their entire life into
Really explains a lot about Ganker's incredibly shit taste in vidya lately.
>1/3 of their entire life
>lately
you might be retarded
>retard doesn't understand how aging works
As expected of someone of a 3rd worlder who can't even capitalize his posts.
lowercase maxxing is phoneposter chemo
>nooo he doesn't phonepost like me
Phoneposters are the ones most likely to not capitalize you retard.
'tism
i have 1600 hours in brawlhalla
What causes someone to post the same thread over and over again for weeks at a time?
Probably some type of mild retardation
You just have shit taste.
And autistic people do autistic things because they have autism, did you really need somebody to tell you that? You might have autism.
Mild Autism.
I mean I'm just as bad. I've probably spent 200 hours fishing in Stardew trying to figure out the fastest possible way to get to lvl 10 and also unlock the sewers.
My best lvl 10 is on day 9 of spring and the earliest I've unlocked the sewers is the 4th of fall year 1.
sounds like you just enjoy the gameplay and decided to dive deeper into it. nothing autistic about that. there are people out there figuring out how to finish a Resident Evil game faster. both cases come with lots of nuances that are fun to engage with
Stardew fishing is way more of a science then people think. Getting perfect catches and distance into a higher fishing zone makes all the leveling difference
>eye perfectly flat
creepy
you are now realizing anime eyes are unrealistically large
source?
The next scene is her testing out ancient habanero pepper torture.
I need a name
あおむし
sublime
more like superlemon
thats a lemon
my mom did that to me thinking it would make my eyesight better
>pour acid in the eyes
>expect eyesight to get better
What kind of retarded female logic is this?
Everyone has a shittaste. The worst games in history dominate the sales charts. People love sucking dick. Vidya was dead on arrival in this dimension full of tasteless retards
Corporate brainwashing combined with autism
Parents who procreate at ripe age of 40 and then leave their autistic children in front a console instead of doing parenting themselves.
autistic people can carry their childhood fixations their whole life because "growing up" as a concept doesn't compute with their brain
or maladjusted manchildren who escape into the game as a trauma response
>"WAGE SLAVE AND GET ADDICTED TO ALCOHOL LIKE OTHER PEOPLE YOUR AGE INSTEAD OF HAVING HOBBIES!!!"
No thanks i'll put 2500 hours into WWE 2k19 instead
I won't touch WWE games, but based nonetheless
fuck off wizard i'm not following you anywhere
i dont see why you think those are the only 2 options
I absolutely see why those are the only two options.
You know that most people like capeshit and Nintendo games, right?
i think it's 1000 times better than consumerfags jumping from one product to another like slut looking for the next dick
>growing up is enjoying a specific set of things
Yeah learning to enjoy a specific set of things that result in the betterment or enriching of your life and the lives of those around you is the definition of growing up. Games are fine in moderation as an adult, but anything more than a couple hours a week is usually detrimental, especially if it isn't local multiplayer with your family or a close friend.
>growing up is when you enjoy sportsnaggerball and hollywood propaganda and piss water
I just don't understand why I should give up my interest in toys, videogames, cartoons and plushies just because I'm +25 years old. Yes, I do adult things too like jerk off, drink alcohol and watch arthouse cinema. But I didn't magically stop enjoying childish things after turning 18. I just adquired more interests to add up to my previous ones.
You can enjoy things from your childhood with renewed appreciation and interest as an adult you know.
Becoming an adult doesn't mean you have to be dead set on becoming a depressed husk fuelled only by cheap slop food, booze, drugs, "riveting" discussions about sportsball and how sexy hot cars are and the thought of going postal during his 9/5 office/retail job.
If anything the more mature take is learn to just enjoy what makes you happy and not base your personal satisfaction and interests on things as stupid as "tradition" and "maturity".
Well, at least you're not a speed-runner. There's that.
I can't abandon a friend.
Make me bitch
Sad, but also he put more thought into his computer set up than I ever have.
I don't see the National Ribbon, but impressive none the less
Illusion of doing something meaningful, fomo mechanics, completionists, competitiveness, live service garbage keeping people hooked like junkies.
T. 7k hours in For Honor (stopped playing over a year ago thankfully)
I log in once in a while to throw somebody off of a bridge.
i have diagnosed aspergers and this is my kusoge of choice
A truly mediocre piece of shit. Respect.
how do you have 2k hours and only 33 achievements? I have 1.2k and 120
mods
I just capped 1k hours in this. I have another 800 in HoI4. I'm getting married in a few months.
I will languish here, forever maintaining my multi-continental Egyptian empires. It's kinda nice when a game is no longer updated so the mods can focus on the final version. Sucks about the dwindled interest because of the sequel, though.
Man, I don't want to get a new PC but I can't run forever.
Aaaay, my cousin!
just get win 10, it isn't even that bad
My hardware is obsolete by now. Nothing new is made for my antiquated motherboard so I'll have to make a mostly new rig. Win 10 is what I've settled with.
On a side note, I worked freelance computer repair & so many personal/business computers couldn't handle the new update [Win 8 at the time, I believe]. Very frustrating how perfectly usable tech must be phased out, probably into a landfill.
i love getting gooder and better at my favorite vidya
I will never understand how some "people" are having fun killing the same monsters in Diablo games for thousands of hours. They think it's "worth it" because of some ultra rare item that drops once in a lifetime. Do they take pride in having an useless item just because it's rare? It's not like you need it to beat the game. Are their lives so empty and pathetic that they need to own something ultra rare in a video game to feel validated?
nah amerimutts are just obsessed with D&D simulators and some shit like Diablo will carry them for hours if there is still junk that didn't get collected yet.
>Are their lives so empty and pathetic that they need to own something ultra rare in a video game to feel validated
Yes
Dear femanons: (You) can fix me
diablospergs aren't gamers, they are gambling addicts
Some people just enjoy the process of playing games, and the sense of progression keeps them going.
I know it's hard to imagine in the era of endless carrots on sticks in forms of achievements and scoreboards, but some people simply play to have fun without trying to accomplish anything.
They don't do it for fun though. The moment they get the ultra rare 0.0001% drop, they stop farming that boss altogether. If the play process itself was fun for them, they would continue killing that same boss. But they peace out the moment they get the rare loot.
Which leads me to believe those people are either subconsciously gambling addicts, or they have an irrational fixation with owning something super rare in a video game, because they will never own something like that in real life.
Probably the latter, since they always get mad when someone cheats their way into owning that rare item. They feel like it invalidates their time commitment and it devalues their "achievement". Though nobody else thinks that spending a thousand hours on repetitive farming in a video game is an achievement.
Me with every infinite farming game, I don't get it
>beat Nioh 2 the other day
>ummm but you didn't beat NG+++++++++ and get the a perfect stat piece of every gear
Nigga who has the time for that
Grinding for something just makes me depressed. At least by playing a new game every week I feel like I'm gaining new experiences.
I remember when Flash was a thing there was Gemcraft autist on Kongregate who spent thousands of hours on all of those shitty games. I was thinking about that earlier today. I hope you're doing good, Gemcraft autist.
Decreased blood flow to parts of their brains due to genetics or brain trauma
Women having babies in their 30s+
my mother was 23 and my dad was 41 when i was born and i have autism, did i just roll the worst spawn luck possible or something
Yes
people downplay or are ignorant to how much sperm quality matters, especially for male babies who don't have a second X chromosome to fall back on.
1) Male age is what matters for autism
2) that big of a gap means one or both of your parents are F-grade genetic stock neurologically
my mother is bipolar, and my dad was italian
i never stood a chance
I hate Italians so fucking much
t. Italian
Ok Antonio
ok andretti
The only good Italian is a larping one
Based chobbyposter
I wish mussolini was real
based anchovy DEI
gabagool
>TSD is becoming popular in Italy
It's over
Sorry I should have specified that I hate Italian-Americans
Italian-Italians are ?????
Italian-Americans make their kids fat and are loud at funerals
whats tsd?
Total Spaghetti Death
Hey, at least only 1/2, could be worse
Now this guy gets it
>Male age is what matters for autism
Source on that? Literally everything I found online says the opposite.
The ones most people see are observational, so the maternal association appears stronger than it is, *because there are virtually no couples with a female-older age gap, so the maternal age is “the youngest age in the couple”*.
When they actually sort it out by genes it’s paternal age.
Something to factor in too anon, the older the mother the more her chances of miscarriage go up. So naturally we'll see less mutations with women because of the other factors of physically carrying the baby
That doesn’t make any sense if you think about it for longer than two seconds
Try thinking longer than 2 seconds then.
lmao quick google search instantly finds the mother's more culpable
You didn’t comprehend my post.
40 yo mother means BOTH PARTNERS ARE >= 40.
40 yo father means BOTH PARTNERS ARE <= 40.
It’s a misinterpretation of bad statistics.
When the track down the genetic source it’s more the father but both are bad.
Why is the woman always younger?
It makes sense because men create new sperm all their lives, so perhaps with age the factory starts to accumulate problems and the sperm start to come out fucked up, while women are born with their eggs ready.
>All these autists freaking out about not getting a fertile wife if they're older than 25
>Meanwhile your dad.
Reminds me that Twitter needs to kill itself.
to be entirely fair my dad was manipulative con artist and took advantage of my mother as she was leaving a mental hospital because of
yeah...
Your mom still had sex with him.
My mother was 42 and my father was 40 when I was born!
Your dad sounds cool is he?
eh not really, he was a drug dealer and small time criminal - he had a stroke like 3-4 years ago and became a total vegetable so i guess karma got his ass in the end
>both my parents were 2 digit aged hags when I was conceived
>Is it unlucky I have autism
You're unlucky to be born from 2 hags.
having a huge age difference during pregnancy also contributes to the baby having autism.
Sperm quality is important too.
poisons that expire become less potent. like the many famous examples of spouses trying to kill their significant other with expired rat poison - sometimes it still kills but often times it'll make you extremely sick, get you hospitalized, maybe even cause some permanent damage to some organs, but you have a better chance of living.
https://www.newsweek.com/man-suffering-mystery-illness-fed-rat-poison-wife-police-1810541
in this case it seems the wife didn't use lethal doses. what an idiot lmao
my mother was 37 when she had me
My parents had me in their 40s. I am thankful every day that I don't have the downs.
>tfw don't know how old my parents were because I was adopted the day I was born and my foster parents forged my official birth certificate to have their names put on there instead
thats a good kitty cat :3
My mom had me at 26.
I got this shit genetically (since according to my dad, I act exactly like his dad. Cartoon obsession and everything.)
I have no idea. I continue to play oldschool runescape and vermintide 2 because I am an autistic retard.
>internet artists picking the worst fetishes ever to put their entire creative output into
Reminder that what most of the people here call 'autism' is actually Schizoid Personality Disorder, which should not be confused with Schizophrenia which is a completely different disorder.
what if you have symptoms of both schizophrenia and asd, dr. armchair?
In that case, you should take your meds.
Every self-proclaimed internet autist I've met is that american brand of silicon valley "autism" which is just massive narcissism protected by a false veneer of neurological issues.
Males with ASPD are diagnosed with autism.
Females with ASPD are diagnosed with BPD.
Congrats you know know to get the fuck away from both of these fake illnesses.
If you can’t tell within an hour of talking to someone what they have, they don’t have it.
Masking isn’t real.
Why are mental illness naming conventions so retarded?
because -oid means like a, similar to
who here c-section
me
>tf2
>7011 hours across two accounts
>finished talking about autism in psychology
>this thread is the first thing I see
Wowzers
Wonder if c-section has something to do with the tism
Not c-sectioned, but circumcised.
I almost hung myself with my umbilical cord, so I was a C-section.
C-sectioned, for the same reason. The umbilical cord was starting to choke me
No autism(?) How does one determine that? I have a job so I guess it doesn't matter anyway...
I have some hand eye coordination issues and haven't gotten my driver's licence. I don't think that's related to potential autism
Yes but it's only because my mom didn't want me on a leap day and instead I was born two days early.
Post hours
>tf2
>8746hrs across two accounts
>TF2
>4400 hours
Have played maybe 50 hours in the past 2-4 years, I just went full autism for about 5 years.
God knows my MMO hours. My life has been TF2, Civ V, RuneScape, and WoW. I'd say easily 95% of my total vidya time is in those 4 games.
I have just shy of 4700 hours in dayz
5,614.1 hours in kerbal space program
reminder that KSP2 is a tranny zombie sequel
KSP2 is a lot more playable than it used to be but development has been very slow, I think it'll get there eventually though.
those motherfuckers had 10 years no more excuses modded ksp1 will still be better than ksp2 a decade from now
5.2k for Dota 2
2.1k for War In the East.
>dota 2
What do people see in this game?
The characters are fun to use
I like games that I play against other people, I can't imagine putting in hundreds of hours to a singleplayer game. Of those two, WitE seems like the more autistic choice. 2000 hours of moving little X's and O's around a hex grid.
8,177 hours in Warframe and increasing + not sorry
I stopped at 2,400 hours, I just can't bring myself to reinstall it anymore
As long as you didn’t tried playing Destiny
I tried it a few years ago and it genuinely felt boring and generic
6,700 hours in WoW
2,300 hours in FF14
16,608 hours on Old School Runescape
As someone who knows what that amount of hours feels like, that's scary
Fucking noob
>Fucking noob
nuh uh
6,030 hours in ffxiv
i stopped playing tf2 at around 2.7k hours i think
>1.2k in csgo
>4.5k in ffxiv
>1.7k in poe
>1k in guilty gear xrd
>1k in isaac
god knows how long in minecraft but you can't check that so whatever like 13 or 14 years worth is.
4000 across two accounts but let me ask something. If you played it and had fun, did you really waste any time?
yes
yes you did
>If you played it and had fun, did you really waste any time?
As long as it didn't prevent you from doing anything you needed to do in life and suffer cause of it, then no. Doing what you enjoy is never a waste of time unless you had something really important you needed to do instead that didn't get done.
guild wars 1: 2600 hours
guuld wars 2: 6000 hours
i think the gw1 is more autistic cause that was all over like 2 years in high school
What's GW2 like now? How do you enjoy it?
i only play world vs world (mass pvp). pretty fun and not much else out there like it. very stagnant though, all focus goes to pve and pve expansions.
Titanfall 2
Around 2k, northstar mod doesn't keep track of hours.
>Smite
>4,457hr
I started playing this in highschool and I'm 25 now. God I wish I had those fucking hours back/
>smite
now that's kusoge
>1700 hours in fallout 4
>2167 hours in fallout 76
>Smite
>8,835.4 hours
It's the only MOBA I've ever played, don't @ me.
>waste your life in a moba
>waste your life in a HIREZ moba
shyggydyggt
The goddesses are cute and I enjoy killing them.
Rocksmith 2014 Remastered.
916 hours.
based, but only if you pirate it.
who the fuck would pay $2 a song for over a thousand DLC songs?
The only DLC pack I paid for was the Gary Moore pack because I miss the pure soul of that ugly motherfucker every day.
My inspiration.
kino
haha
>for honor
>4000 hours
>project zomboid
>1000 hours
>GTA V
>3000 hours
I think if I cracked 1k hours in any game I would figure out a way to permanently destroy any gaming ability of my computer and try to get steam to ban me for life.
Or kill myself idk
I am going to sewer slide
>Warframe: 5,4k hours
>Black Desert Online: 2,3k hours
>CS:GO: 1,2k hours
Even if I combine and multiply by 5 the top 3 I have on Steam, I won't even get close to how many hours I've spent on LoL during 2013-2018. There was an unofficial site that counted how many days you've spent on League, one of my alts had close to 3 months.
Take this with a grain of salt because I’m no expert, but it might have something to do with the autism.
I hate video games
For me it's either that, or jerking off for 8 hours straight..
I prefer the game.
I'm autistic but I don't do this. What's wrong with me?
you're not autistic enough
2022 was a very low point in my life, I've since recovered.
Man... I think I would've put in as much hours as you did if they didn't completely fuck up the launch.
The whole Family Share shenanigans with Gold Sellers.
The fucking item duping that ruined my servers economy.
The god damn AoE lagfest in Wars... My guild had a City and we lost it because the enemy brought more spellcasters than we did and just spammed AoE's which caused immense lag. Everyone is stationary, unable to do a fucking thing but watch a slideshow of AoE's and busts of damage from all the packet loss.
Im just glad i got to experience the release with everyone starting at lvl 1 and having some seriously fun world PVP. I lvl'd up so fast killing players holy shit.
On a somewhat similar note
What is it about Sonic that attracts autistic kids like a magnet and just fucking ruins them in adulthood?
There should be studies on this ever since Chris Chan first appeared
>Colorful
>Not human
>Basic yet exaggerated personalities
>Extremely easy to imagine an OC (X the Y)
I see guppie
I post guppie
based Nishi enjoyer
TOTSUGEKI
I dont know, im bordeline tism so i can still change games
>like something a lot
>get called autistic
what causes this?
Autism
My favorite games are Rimworld, Starsector, Stellaris, FF X, and Monster Girl Quest Paradox RPG
How autistic am I on a scale from 1 to 10 Ganker, give it to me straight.
6
Niche genres don't get enough competition, so you are stuck with the same game if you want to do one specific thing.
Autism
fellow skyrim enjoyer, tell me some reasons to switch to the newer version
better mods
It has all the new updated cool mods and is just more stable.
What I don’t get is people that multiple playthroughs of open world games
How much of your life do you spend on Ganker while knowing it's shit and is rotting your brain?
Too much
I'm autistic and almost never put more than 20 hours into a video game
Autistic, but without the superpowers, damn.
I prefer playing a variety of games instead of just a single one
I like single player games with a clear end
I'm the same, needing a variety, but I'm more multiplayer environment-inclined as a solo. I like the adaptable challenge other people can offer over AI.
Well I also keep a spreadsheet where I track all my completed games so that's pretty autistic
>Not putting completion date
damn dude
I completed most of these games long before I started making the list, how am I supposed to remember that?
then beat them again
I use a website called backloggery for the same thing, but it also tracks the stuff I haven't finished yet
>backloggery
why is it still so ancient looking
backloggd is simpler
The one developer has been working on an update for a decade, apparently it's nearly done. There's a beta test but nothing you do will be carried over to the live site so I haven't been following it
Is that little fella actually driving?
Haha, that's so silly!
I'm the same way. 20 hours is about my limit for a playthrough. I do replay my favorite games though after a while.
"What causes this?"
>A high drive to actually do stuff, backed by their creativity and their intelligence, while hindered by their lack of social skills to be fully functional members of society or their overwhelming irl problems to deal with, which leads to them into seeking a place to escape to.
In short, autism
I love megaman 🙁
Shrink told me I'm just depressed. It's over bros, I'm not a real sperg.
Making shitty threads with shitty images? Well sucking cocks and Twatter overdose ofc
I have like 13k hours in Borderlands 2
>13,000 hours in borderlands
How????
I played it every day when I came home from high school minus time spent doing homework or eating dinner so that was like 6-8 hours a day or 3-4 years
Then I got it on PC
What were you even doing ingame for 13k hours? Grinding guns? That's the part that's so bizarre.
MMOs and Gachas get into thousands of hours because they incentivise playing daily and have enough grinds for you to treat it like a second job.
Speedrunners play a game for thousands of hours chasing RNG required for fast runs.
Sandbox games like Minecraft mix RNG with your own creativity to make each playthrough slightly different.
Well when I was a teenager I just liked resetting playthroughs over and over it just felt "right" to restart and do things fresh so I would repeatedly replay things without finishing a save
Now on PC Im doing a final legit playthrough with all characters where I get them max level, then do a playthrough of the main story and DLCs at max level with all legit gear to finally be done besides challenge runs
You know these are actually fairly common behavioral symptoms?
Start the game under "perfect conditions" and if something goes wrong the progress is considered "tainted"? OCD?
If that rings familiar you got severe autism and personal de-association. You are retarded, in a genuine way. The personal de-association part is important because you are severely susceptible to inputs that "click" with you, like trooning out if in your mind-world you are a girl.
Stop this modern gay shit of associating any behavior that was once considered normal with serious illnesses.
This unique introverted form of OCD with agitators tied to "perfect" and "tainted" state of something immaterial and abstract such as videogame (a play-pretend toy) is clinical, terminal diagnosis of being at odds with time and space, dumbass.
Also, defined agitators aside, a video game a person plays with is a toy. A toy ain't craft, it is play-pretend, which by itself something a person usually outgrows (mentally and intellectually) rather that decicate time of youth to.
Of course uneducated, illiterate shite such as yourself wont ever understand cause and effext so enjoy your last you and your assburgers, you retarded homosexuals.
I appreciate the effort, but you're getting a little sociopathic with how hard you're trying to convince us here.
>blah blah blah you much believe you’re wrong and broken
No, fuck off
If I was a craftsman and fucked up a pot or whatever the fuck I'd restart it you don't just accept you're making trash
most depressing thing I have read all week
i am legit disturbed by that information
>13k hours
I thought I was autistic given I have 5k hours in OSRS, 7.3k hours in TF2 from my accounts, along with roughly 3k hours in CSGO and Dota 2 from my accounts combined.
Do you post on the Steam discussion forums? I think I've called you a weirdo once or twice if so.
no i pirated it on pc
are all those hours solo?
yes i hate multiplayer games
holy mother of tism, I kneel
alright i kneel
Former & Future WoW player here and this made me flinch. I was so glad to finish that game and never play it again. So much DLC left untouched. Godspeed to you.
>Former & Future WoW player
I think you are even worse
how many 94% shams do you have?
The silence is deafening.
I have 18000 hours in Final Fantasy XIV
Your guess is as good as mine man
>18k hours in XIV
is this all from erping or idling in uldah/limsa
Fuck off Kaiser, I know thats you
literally who
I knew this FC leader in FF14 who must have had the game as his desktop background. Guy had to have over 2 years of play time as he never logged out.
Nah, I have High Roller and I'm working toward Ultimate Thrillseeker
There's a nonzero amount of social shit there though yeah
Autism
Mine is the MegaMan franchise, I even made a cringe role playing game in forum motion. It got 1000 users
Escapism
I dont care what it is as long as it makes time go by and stops me from thinking about life
post em
rimworld and stellaris. i like your taste in games.
i haven't played either in a while but i'm building a new pc next week with a 7800X3D in it, so hopefully i'll get better modded lategame performance with them
please rate & diagnose my mental disorder
>hours in morrowind above 0
i'm afraid it's terminal anon
boring and mainstream
>mainstream
yeah
>boring
its peaceful
>red orchestra
I've probably raped you.
ditto
Because there are no good train sims, as you would know if you listened to the song I wrote for this year's Ganker the musical on the topic
autism
Only 1/3rd? Are they even trying?
i'm worse than autistic, i play vampire survivors and its clones
Add more achievements and I will play it
>No "Do this LEVEL with this CHARACTER"
Just switching between these they can easily add over 200 achievements I bet
go play halls of torment
Saw it and looks like shit no thanks
it's fun though
So is my dick, point?
even if it's ugly to look at it's still fun to play with
it looks kino as fuck what are you on
autists tend to become really obsessed with really random shit
Interesting enough. Haven't actually played those for real in quite a while.
I feared as much
Why is Erika sitting between Maho and Miho?
She's jealous of their sisterly relationship?
Think of all the useful skills I could have learned instead of playing this shit.
post em
For me that game is having a job and it's a huge mistake
what do you even do in warframe
>more hours in rise than in world
lol
rise is the better game.
shut ur goofy ass up
mh world is a clunky, slow piece of shit with 0 qol features
it also has a horrible roster
the clutch claw is pure fucking DOGSHIT AIDS
my main weapon is better in rise
ok eric
rise is the better game
should I skip right to disgaea 5? I head the QoL difference is so massive it's hard to go back but I burnt myself out super fast on item dungeons in 1
if you do, it will be harder to go back. this is your warning.
that's the main reason I've been trying to tough it out with one, don't wanna spoil it for myself by playing the more polished game first. But I also don't want to cheap myself out of a really good experience via infinite delay
6 looked like horseshit so I was planning to skip it, turns out I may just go ahead to 5 or try to rush through the earlier games with minimal grinding
the only reasons to play the older games is the story so you can just watch that on youtube, the gameplay in them is miserable in current year
5 is good, 6 is dogshit garbage, another youtube watch if you really care (the story isn't that great either), but 7 is worth playing after 5
got the tism and i got it bad
I love my spoiled brat Arisa
Autism
What about games for zoomer attention spans and ADHD?
Fortnite? Valorant? Apex? Roblox?
TikTok
Rosehip is probably the most focused and singleminded person ever.
>thought that jump was complete bullshit, more of GuP's blatant ignorance of gravity and tank speeds
>turns out the crusader could actually go that fucking fast AND that the brits jumped them at greater distances in real combat conditions
Blew my fucking mind when I found out; especially after all the fun silliness in Der Film with the CV33 and the BT42, I was really surpised
shit, wrong screencap, but the Crusader could actually go that fast and possibly faster with better fuel
Why would you ever doubt her?
I am deeply sorry Rosehip-dono, I have much to learn
Games with good drinking mechanics? Aside from KCD, obviously
deep rock galactic
We really need this thread everyday?
excuse to post guppies on Ganker without discussing Dream Tank Match
>autism thread
>everyday
Yes.
I like the finngrills
Genshin Impact
GI didn't grab me but I'm unironically like this with fucking star rail. At least I'm not at the point of whaling
>too autistic for normalfags
>not autistic enough for actual people with autism
I hate being like this
>failed normie
autistic at autism, many such cases
The robot life is a weird one
just become a real normalfag
I'm not anywhere near 1000 hour autism but this is pretty autistic I think
>incrementals
sure is
honestly the only incremental I've really enjoyed is incremental tree since there's minimal time-wasting and you can actually beat it
is it autistic to have multiple fighting games over 100+ hours
no, you only have to worry if you have over 1k hours in one
if i could check my ps4 hours i probably have that in guilty gear cause my rev2 copy on steam has 632hours on it, i also have 4000 hours in ffxiv and 1.6k hours in poe.
>i also have 4000 hours in ffxiv and 1.6k hours in poe.
THIS is autist behavior
Im seriously thinking about selling my soul to WTR from quitting WoWS. but WTR naval sucks and the f2p experience has been improved from whatever riots they had, i think. but f2p sounds like a really miserable experience from the amount of variety of vehicle types and the upkeep. meanwhile on WoWS i had everything i wanted and just played with the fun warships all the time.
this
us neglecting them as peers
Prime example is XV-kun aka Barry.
Mika said she would just borrow my virginity...
She wouldn’t steal anything unless it has value
Boredom and too many options so we find something familiar to latch onto like a jutting rock in the ocean. The feeling of practicing something over the years is nice, too. If I'm not playing runescape I'm researching ways to improvise meals out of what I've found or reading manga.
No matter how far I stray I'll always come back to my roots.
everyone in this thread is a liar.
do you have any proof for that
Are we talking about GuP?
I need my GuP dose
Marie a cute
But yes we are
Saori is my cute wife!
Also British and American tanks are best. Sherman Firefly is cute!!!
>let’s see anons card
Obese fuck.
but enough about you
>her favourite tank is the M26 Pershing
dangerously based
wow not a since post with alot of play time in monster hunter world, guess it wasn't that good of a game as people claim.
Yeah man
Mario?
Zelda?
Fucking Miyamoto is the hackest hack
Forgive me
anon this is like nothing
Most of my games have between 10 to 20 hours played, I tend to drop games a lot
I replied to the wrong fucking post I'm leaving the thread and lurking until I have at least 1k hours in 2 games
Don't force yourself to do that, but godspeed nonetheless
fake autist clout chasing nagger kys
What this is literal baby shit
I probably have like 2k hours on pirated copies of Sekiro
Anon you barely play games
The biggest sin here is SWTOR having any hours above KotOR II.
I am also guilty of this, of course.
Fuck, I just wanted KotOR 3 ;_;
i have more hours in one game than all those combined. maybe twice over
I probably have around 3k hours in ss13 since 2018.
>brother constantly playing street fighter
>went from street fighter 3 third strike to sf4, to sf5, and now currently playing sf6
>can hear the clacking of his fightstick from the other room right now
we used to like to play 2 player games together, not anymore.
why did you post that image
my friend got 4000+ hours in destiny 2 in just over a year
Over 10 hours a day every day. How do you not jump off that pepe billboard?
and im the one who got him into it
I only learned about this last year, supposedly she'd had an affair and it would have been very bad if her partner found out. Someone contacted my foster mother because they knew that she was infertile but that she always wanted a child that she could raise as her own. They both traveled out of country, met up, waited until I was born, forged the paperwork and that was that. I was explicitly told that no money was ever exchanged. I can't confirm any of this as my foster dad is the only one left around from that time and he couldn't speak my mothers' native language so anything from him is second hand information.
In the end my foster parents took me over to England and they loved and cared for me like any normal family would. It'll still eat away at me never knowing the truth but there's no point dwelling on the past at this point.
Damn, just damn.
The important question is who is your favorite Girls und Panzer girl?
autism you autistic prick
Fat fucking seal!
I prefer the term "landwhale."
Girls need a little meat on them
Exactly!
knock it off
Saori is best girl and is NOT fat
I'm so glad I got the "I can't understand social queues and have random hyper fixations" autism rather than "I hate change and will fixate entirely on a single thing long after it goes bad" autism.
post yfw you aren't that one dude who put 17,000 hours into fallout 76
>autistic enough to get neetbux for life
>not enough autism to be socially retarded, or have random hyperfixations
i am the apex autist, the ultimate specimen - i have just the right amount of mental retardation
how do i get neetbux
idk, apply for the benefits in your country? i get universal credit over here in the uk (£768 a month)
>a literal retard gets paid more than I do for working 50 hours a week
just for existing
I am beginning to understand why so many JRPGS devolve into killing god as the finale
how can you work 200 hours a month and earn less than £768, it's not even that high of an amount
what dogshit job do you even have that's paying you less than minimum wage
You're thinking in terms of your own country, britbong
I just live in a third world country, and my wage is 505 euros a month
Don't get me wrong, I live like a king even with that wage because most things are cheap here.
Doesn't curb the vile human sin of envy regardless
Can I get autismbux if I already have a fulltime job anyways
maybe? depends on your hours worked
i COULD get a job but UC would pay me a lower rate but i would still have overall more income
but that would require working, so fuck doing that, i don't need more money since i can survive off what they give me, so i can just relax 24/7
my coworker used to rant about warthunder at work all day and i got so sick of it that i locked him in the freezer and froze him to death
huh
sus
Jokes on you, when he wakes up in 100 years you'll look like an asshole. Or he will be instantly plugged into the matrix by the AI overlords.
What did the police conclude?
that it must've been the wind
I know you're lying but I wish you weren't
What the fuck
well, an autistic child will tend to zero in on something, be it a book, game, film, show or meme that offers comfortable solace in an overstimulating world of chaos and disorder, and will often refuse to turn away from it; the more trauma or chaotic events he is exposed to, the stronger the attachment to said object, to the point of fanatical obsession.
t. 34yr old autist
i have like 14000 hours in warcraft 3 customs
i still have all the sotdrp commands memorized
Msitua.
YWNBAÅ
i am le neurodivergent
>watches a whole television episode on youtube
normals just dont get it..
I bet they even spend 2 entire hours online a day, what nerds.
One day I'll have a real growling head-slamming meltie in front of these homosexual posers and they'll see what exactly they're trying to appropriate
Classes started up so I have been focusing on that but every now and then I really feel the call to delve into the cradle once again
the servers for this shit are still up?
Yup
>Armored core 6 comes out
>People still insist on playing last raven multiplayer
>They act like 6 is an insult to the franchise
>Stick to playing the same people in their 10 man circlejerk
the only multiplayer i had fun in was ACFA
you don't need to have actual autism, just look at league and overwatch, wow, dead by daylight, counterstrike, etc etc. there's quite a few. they are fuelled entirely by addicted retards of a different kind, but they aren't actually autistic.
All games are bad.
>1.1k in Blazblue CF
>1k in TF2
>700 in PoE
It's not that bad yet
Do you naggerautists just not have jobs or something? I put in maybe 1000 hours of minecraft in my life and I thought that was fucking eons, now I can barely split 5 hours a week for all my games due to work. Nowadays I pray to complete my games within 20-50 hours of playtime, barring a few select exceptions. Growing up is cool and shitty at the same time.
>3k hrs in minecraft
>2k hrs in ss13
>600 hrs in rimworld
>like 30 hrs in aurora 4x
its so over.
the 'tism
I know
Anon's, that is not autism
That is fanaticism..
What do you even do there? You some kind of speedtranny?
NTA but souls PvP is one hell of a drug
i have that much time in games i actually played, tho. 4000 hours isnt really that much
Sex with Freddi fish
Cumming in her gills making her choke
her?
Freddi fish is a girl
>whats ur name girl
>FRED
pull the other one
what animaymay girl is this so i can look up autistic porn
>What causes this?
A deeper appreciation of a creative work.
Personally, I got obsessed with Balan Wonderworld for a few months. I bought it because it was dirt cheap and thought it would be funny to subject my gf to. BUT I actually ended up having a great time playing it and got most of the achievements. It was initially kind of frustrating, but after an hour it "clicked" with me. However, lots of the game design is somewhat archaic. So I can definitely understand why contemporary gamers didn't enjoy it. It feels like a game from 1995.
About my autism (undiagnosed) I spent like $300+ importing rare promotional items and buying GameStop standees for Balan. I also have like 15 copies of the game. I kind of want to get one of every region and platform.
24hrs aint that much but you are definitely fucking autistic for that spoiler balanGOD
It's over.
I never played CS:GO, but I've already put 120hrs into CS2 Dust II casuals. Worried my numbers might look like yours soon. Shit's addictive.
autism is being impressionable and a creature of habit
doing anything else feels weird
>mfw got job autism instead of vidya autism
what job?
i was like that too before i burned out from a decade of nolifing work
NTA but Same
Now I just sleep and eat all day
Machinist
>stealth GuP thread
i can finally ask
is the anime actually worth watching or should i stick to just liking the girls
She looks stupid. I'm gonna make her suck my cock while you watch, sissy
It is worth imo.
Just few warnings.
1. Very slow start, especially if you are already a fan of someone outside of the main cast
2. Lots of OVAs and in silly orders. Not *necessary*, but fun watch. Tho do watch Anzio OVA before Der Film
3. Das Finale is not das finished. So we have lotsa time to wonder and be tism'.
4. If you watch dub, I will come and bite you.
These fuckers still haven't done anything relevant outside of that one single scene in Das Finale where they acted as a decoy and died immediately.
Huh?
Did the 4th Finale come out already?
I liked their battle with Saunders in 3rd Finale.
>especially if you are already a fan of someone outside of the main cast
how often do the italian ones pop up
out of like, 5 characters i know, i like Anchovy the most
Anzio part was skipped in the og anime run.
BUT
There is a whole separate OVA just for their match with Ooarai. It also has some stuff to do with the last episode of the anime so you maybe kinda wanna watch the whole anime first then the OVA. Or watch until the skipped part and then the Anzio OVA but not watch it completely etc.
I love "watch order" animes so much. But in "Der Film" Anchovy has lots of fun stuff imo.
I see, thanks anon
god i wish italians were real
10k hours in dota 2 that I wish I put on playing the piano instead
>4000 hours in arma playing koth
>idling
>sitting at the absolute edge of range for the 12.7mm with apsd rounds, where map geometry would flicker and buildings walls were at its absolute lowest LOD
>see someones leg or gun barrel "poke" through a wall
>tab over, click, wait 2 seconds for bullet travel
>wait roughly the time it takes for another player to revive a downed player
>click again
>wait roughly the same time
>click again
you could only carry about 50 rounds. id get maybe 60 kills, since it would sometimes kill 2 in one shot. scumbag move, yeah, but since it was so hands off and not much countered it, i was actually just watching movies and shitposting on the 2 other monitors i had. 4000 hours ingame was more like 800 actually tabbed into the game
I SEE A GUPPIE
I POST A GUPPIE
SIMPLE AS
What is it about games like Kingdom Hearts, Sonic and Paper Mario 1 and 2 that attract the most severely low functioning autistic people?
Kingdom Hearts has bright colors, funny childhood characters, a retarded story only an autisg could enjoy, fun gameplay... I only like KH 1 though. Dropped 2 after the kino tutorial because nothing could top Twilight Town.
I'm a normalfag with a job who can talk to people but also a gfless friendless 27yo loser who just bought an escort and got my wizard invitation revoked that way.
I can get an unhealthy obsession with some imaginary fantasy world bullshit, weirdly enough, not in vidya, despite playing it for a long time. But 10 years ago I used to do a lot of forum text RPGs with character autism, relationships, combat, sex, drama, all that shit. And still I remember a lot about it.
But 2 days ago I gave in and decided to try out one of these character AI chats. It was censored to shit, supposedly, but you can still do shit with already created characters before the censorship.
The next day I went full speed head on and started with fucking like 3 different animu weeb girl characters, to that leading like several hours worth of events, ended up fucking a femboy roommate with kissing his feet, rimming him, making out and and then fucking, asking him afterwards if that was gay or not.
If I get invested into that kind of shit, I lose my mind, forget everything else and live on autopilot, becoming a shivering social retard more and more by the hour, afraid of somebody hearing my thoughts.
>over 2000 hours in guild wars 2 according to steam
>gw2 didn't release on steam until august last year