why the frick would they like someone so un-musculine?
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this will surely turn into a lookism incel thread
HE WAS FRICKING RIGHT, THATS EXACTLY WHAT THIS THREAD BECAME
This anon can see the future, literally just an entire thread of people who have probably never spoken to a woman before talking about what physical traits women like
fpbp
You have a gay fetish for incels that's why you come here to be surrounded
fpbp
it's just so predictable
>5 hours ago
Anon can see into the future
If you've been here long enough you'll know exactly what each thread will devolve into. It's not rocket science.
Why are you so schizophrenic?
Is this some kinda control how using word Incel you try to act above everyone even thought you're in Ganker using buzzwordsa and defending twitter idiots.
wanna try that again in english moron
Not him but I perfectly understood his post and your buzzwords aren't english either.
are you okay anon? I understood him just fine
🙁
>lookism
lmao you zoomers are unbelievable this place is literally just tumblr now
You're a moron who can only use buzzwords to get his poorly made thoughts across to anyone
just because you don't like the term doesn't mean it doesn't accurately describe what you are and what this place has become
ESL here what does lookism mean?
it's not esl thing come on it's not that hard to figure out
Oh okay
pretty boys are what most girls want.
i thought girls liked men that look like gigachad or Kujo Jotaro
Nah, that's just who they frick.
they like both, just like you can like skinny pretty girls or hot thick girls with big breasts, big hips and fat asses. some women even like chubby men although that's rare
How often do you see women posting Gigachad, even after it entered the normie media channels? Pretty much never outside of Chad/Basedjack memes.
women go crazy for gay porn though, and gay porn actors are 100kg+ with pure muscle
Women go crazy for YAOI. Well, fujoshis do. Yaoi protagonists only have 100kg of pure hand. Gay porn actors (and the related "bara" genre) are for actual gay dudes
>100kg of pure hand
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>100kg of pure hand
Is a hand fetish the female equivalent of a foot fetish?
>women go crazy for gay porn
Not true. Anal sex is gross irl, yaoi however...
Gigachads are what men want to be, not what women want. Kind of like how you see women obsessing over being thin when men usually like a little cushion.
It's not all about attracting the opposite sex.
this. Gigachad is the ideal goal for us men. Caring, responsible, stoic, strong and muscular. Women don't necessarily look for that in men because women are moronic, and that's just how it is.
>Kind of like how you see women obsessing over being thin when men usually like a little cushion
> men usually like a little cushion
Why are you black?
>men usually like a little cushion
It's true. You can like more than 1 thing anyway. The only people trying to push this "women only like homosexuals" garbage is trashy queers. The same way a guy can like both big breasts round ass and dicky, a woman can like both pretty boys and buff guys.
>Gigachads are what men want to be, not what women want.
The person that made gigachad was a woman. Whom I understood made him because he was her ideal fetish man.
>
>How often do you see women posting Gigachad, even after it entered the normie media channels? Pretty much never outside of ChadBasedjak memes.
>hasn't participated in society since high school
Who the frick would want to given the choice not to?
Any sane person would say no.
Only legitimately attractive amerimutt
Female friends of mine joke he's called Aquaman because just seeing him makes them squirt.
>make it impossible for non liberals to meaningfully be part of society
>haha those stupid non liberals not participating
dumb whatabout moron
Wow you really have liberal bouncers who stop you from walking into your town's bar where pillheads and truckers drink?
rude!!!
>I want to be openly racist and proudly ignorant about multiple topics but when I do people hurt my feelings. stop bullying me!
truly pathetic
good, frick off
Go write your article on Buzzfeed Finklestein.
They like those too.
They do, but even if say more than half don't, there's only like 1% of gigachads for all the 30-50% of women who like that. Who cares what most women like it's about percentages. If you work out and aren't completely socially inept you'll get so much pussy. Same logic with people who get piercings and cover their bodies in tattoos. They know most people don't find it attractive but if they can put themselves into a small percentage group they'll get noticed a lot more.
I didn't ask you okay.
>i thought girls liked men that look like gigachad
That's just an incel cope; women will go out with all sorts of guys as long as they can have a good time
MEN want to look like gigachad, or Superman, or He-Man. Women have always liked prettyboys, look at boy bands, idols, remember bieber fever, look at the people kpop stans obsess over, even the beatles.
the nip term bishonen literally means beautiful boy.
tbh from what I've seen the only women into men like this are bimbo staceys who spend all of their time shopping for shoes
Most regular women, ESPECIALLY women who play video games or watch anime, like feminine men.
The thing that most Gankerirgins don't get though is that when women like "feminine men" they mean Link and Cloud, who's bodies are basically ottermode.
They don't like balding thin limbed beer belly hormone imbalanced greasy guys.
I've actually known several femboys who were very popular with the ladies.
Like *real femboys*, not that resetera shit.
Actually, there's already been studies. Women do not like thin or feminine men. They vastly prefer average and muscular to anything else by a large margin. Gay men ALSO didn't like thin or feminine men.
So women liking pretty boys is a lie and only applies to a loud minority and it turns out gays REALLY don't like twinks as much as they pretend to. They all love muscular guys.
Look at literally any female novel. Any of them. They want fabio, unironically.
Oh, it's important to remember that men and women like different things. So turning batman into a weird feminine homosexual is not the equivalent to an attractive woman. Comics have A LOT of fan service, for women. They even made a dick grayson comic run entirely about him looking hot and fighting sexy female villains who are so stunned at his raw masculine beauty that they crash their motorcycles. That webcomic is inherently wrong because those characters get sexualized constantly, get half naked or full naked, fooling around with other naked men for homoeriticism, a lot of very sexually charged art of the guys. Tons of shit.
It's the same old shit. Women wanting to take away your fun but keeping theirs
>muh studies
Backstreet Boys, Nsync, Justin Bieber, One Direction, and BTS all prove you're full of shit.
those are for little girls, Anon. We're talking about grown ass women
Most women in to BTS are adult women. There are women in their 40's and 50's going to those concerts, what the frick are you talking about?
... have you ever been on twitter and looked at BTS' fanbase?
those tweets routinely get hundreds of thousands of likes, sometimes millions
they have 46 million followers, they're one of the most followed people on the entire site
it's not children doing that
Dick's ass is a meme in the truest sense
>Gay men ALSO didn't like thin or feminine men.
>gays REALLY don't like twinks as much as they pretend to. They all love muscular guys.
First of all, I hope you are not conflating thin and lean. For the purposes of this study, thin means skeley mode. Yeah, no one is attracted to auschwitz survivors. Second, "twink" is supposed to just mean young man who still looks boyish. It doesn't imply femininity nor does it imply skeley mode. A twink can have some muscle tone before classing out of twinkhood, and it's really about his youth and face anyway, which is where you get twunk when he gets built but still looks like a twink
This should be obvious, but roided looks are just as disgusting as skeley mode. It's unnatural. You might think you look big and strong, but you also look inhuman and cancerously bulked. Ottermode is really the ideal male physique, in terms of sexual appeal, and just evolutionary where we come from as hunter gathers. Big bulk, whether it's unnatural amounts of muscle or fat, isn't attractive, because we survived being agile and fast. I mean, did it occur to you that a physique that is literally impossible to achieve naturally might be construed as ugly? This includes gigachad, btw. He couldn't pay me to have sex with him, he's disgusting.
Thin was not skeleton. They had thin, average, shapely, and muscular. Twinks and pretty boys are not average nor muscular. They're part of the thin and/or shapely group and both of those were tiny in the graph for straight women and gay men.
Of course, men preferred shapely and average women, thin was mid. Dykes also preferred the same thing pretty much. I can't remember if they had a higher muscular or thin number, or both. Graph comes with pictures too so you're really not fooling anyone Black person
This is what muscular means to a typical woman who says she's into muscles. This is not Gigachad. It's far closer to twink than it is anything else. And yeah, I've seen the pictures and the graph, the "thin" guy was a fricking holocaust survivor.
All I'm saying is don't roid up thinking it's what women want. Muscle IS good, but only a healthy amount of it. If you're doing PEDs, you're literally doing it wrong
Depends on the age of the girl too. Under 25, your pic is perfect. When I was younger I had that body type and I would find it so weird that girls 18-20 would call me ripped.
>Women want this
I'm done. They make no sense on any level.
I was a skinny, wide shouldered twink with prominent collarbones and long girly hair. Dudes would usually wither mistake me for a girl or call me a gay, but girls my own age were pretty in to it and old hags were super in to it.
Just a regular looking dude with gay hair now, not like I'm bragging, I just had a pretty phase and can confirm women do love it.
I'm just going to stop thinking about what women like. I think this is all just a massive shit-test to confuse us or something.
The only person you can be is yourself, so just go with that.
But like, maybe the best version of yourself you can manage. Can't reinvent the wheel but you can put some sweet spinners on it.
Women aren't hivemind
Different women, different preferences
All a shit-test. Just keep doing whatever you're interested in.
Bro I'm literally eboy tier pretty and women don't notice me at all. Zero tinder matches. I've given up on women I don't know what they want.
Well I guess things have changed.
Or you are an annoying sperg or something. You're not a virgin are you? They can smell that.
I'm not
I mean I *get* matches but they're pretty much just bots. Maybe tinder algorithm is fricking me for some reason.
>eboy tier pretty
>0 tinder matches
somethings not adding up
not him but
is tinder worth it if you're a cute younger boy but only interested in older women (i.e 27-34)
Tinder is about hookup culture and should be treated as (hopefully) free scores. You can filter age range and other preferences, but majority of women will filter anything that slightly inconveniences them. But if you're flat average and live in a city you can expect a steady stream of matches. Just don't bring up any deal breakers in your bio. Remember, everyone is horny first. Then whatever else.
i heard jap women go crazy for small, young pretty boys but that might be just japan
Yeah well thats me and I'm not in japan so I guess we can scratch that
>is tinder worth it
No
The women in tinder are annoying, normalgay bawds that make it a hassle for you to frick them
have to
>come over there
>foot the fricking bill
>do what she wants
>and maybe, just maybe she lets you frick her subpar pussy
Literally just jerk off, beats anything you could get in that app and with half the trouble
You're probably not as attractive as you think you are.
This entire thread is just people with different body types trying to claim theirs is the one all women want. Height, face, frame, all that matters. Anything else said is a cope. Tall, wide frame, good face, that’s it. That’s what they want. They aren’t actually complicated or mysterious and in fact their preferences are so universal you can pretty much rule 90% of everything out as just elaborate cope or the song and dance all creatures demand before the real act. Be taller and heavier than the girl and that’s it.
I don't know why some guys have trouble understanding that women's tastes change over time. Just forty years ago chest hair was desirable, then electric shavers became affordable.
chest hair is still desirable by women. it's little girls who prefer their men to look like little boys
For the older generation yes, but those born in 1980 and beyond by majority do not find it appealing. Modern women like men that take the time to groom themselves. It's not only a matter of showing them he has self-respect but tells them he has money to spend on such things which means employed.
I know women who want men that have chest hair but shave it. They don't want dudes who don't have any because they think they're effeminate. Not even joking, it's actually kind of funny.
What is a PED?
penis entertainment directory
Why do you talk about something that you clearly have 0 real world experience in or knowledge on?
Think about the most popular female likes and trends. The biggest "hobby" or interest in the normie female population is unironically boybands. Look at the average member of most boybands, they are all pretty boys. They are never beefy. Look at kpop for frick sake, those men are super pretty and delicate looking.
For non normie women, they likely like anime or games and they're either a husbandogay or a fujo. There are rarely beefy men in these instances either. All of them fall under the same appearance as the boybands which is delicate and pretty.
Women barely read comics so your point is moot. They like the marvel movies, maybe. But even those are normies and a lot of the time they're fujos consuming anime fanart or fanfic. Women mostly read asian webcomics if they do read comics, and that's because they are mostly romance and aimed towards them. Look at literally any popular webcomic, look at the men. They're all pretty boys too. You don't understand the group you're trying to use as an example in this instance at all.
Have you ever met a single woman who unironically reads some kind of fabio novel? Don't give me "but they exist", I'm asking if you have actually ever seen it or known anyone who's done so? Because I've never met a single one. If it was so popular, why aren't women lifting those kinds of properties up, why are they popularising things like boybands, anime twinks etc instead?
Your comment is not only uneducated but lacks all common sense and observational skills.
Boybands aren't for women
?
They're for high school girls, is that who you're trying to attract?
>not that resetera shit
least obsessed chudcel
Women like trained bodies even with their KPOP yaoi homosexuals. Men can wear eye makeup like Jack Sparrow but the body has to be masculine.
>You shouldnt judge a book by its cover
wow
Jesus Christ you fricking morons, look up who reads those books. Not a single woman under 45 reads those books. Young women like pretty boys.
>Regular
>Fujobeses
Pick one
>They don't like balding thin limbed beer belly hormone imbalanced greasy guys.
Literally me but I used to be Link/Cloud as a teen and most of my 20s. Girls were always saying how cute I was and trying to frick me but I was socially awkward. I went bald in my late 20s and interest from women literally jumped off a cliff
>I've actually known several femboys who were very popular with the ladies.
What do you mean?
reminder that humans in their natural state as animals are most fit when they're lean and fit, but not large. Hunter-gatherers are all skinny with abs, that's the biologically optimal bodytype for humans, and that's what women are primarily attracted to. The large muscular beardman is an archetype for male-male competition, not something that attracts women.
>The large muscular beardman is an archetype for male-male competition
Yeah "competition"
Every woman is attracted to Chris Hemsworth, Rock, and momoa looking dudes. What you're not getting is that large, and in shape, men are 1-5% of men. At that point it doesn't matter what most women want or like. Men who fit the vague description of lean and fit are 30+%? At that point you're competing with other men on factors like money and status. Women wont frick a lean and fit guy only because they're lean and fit, but they definitely will some Chris Hemsworth type just because of his body. You can get attention by just walking into a room and being the biggest guy. A lean guy is just every other guy, and in clothes you don't even know they have defined abs either.
>Every woman is attracted to Rock
>rock
If am I am not mistaken, what women "likes" depends on their homores and where they at on their ovulation cycle. During or close to ovulation they like gigachads, after ovulation they prefer homosexual boys because they resemble women, and women usually prefer to be close to other women, the instinct to gossip idk.
So, basically shave your beard after your girl had her period and let it grow when she's close to it.
They like husbands that look like gigachad. They like twinks for side flings.
I know a girl who simps really hard for Gangplank, but she's the only time I've met a woman younger than 25 who liked someone manly in that way.
*Gasp*
Does this mean that different women have different preferences for partners, like men do?
It’s like they’re human or something
>It’s like they’re human or something
Mostly only third-world women. First-world women are conditioned into liking twinks and femboys.
You'd be surprised going into a kpop concert hall in SEA
No, that's what homosexuals want.
no that's gay men
getting ripped might get you looks but only compliments you'll get are from men
stay natty
Does getting a gayfriend work as well for attracting women as getting a girlfriend?
Gigachad isn't even a real person, he's a product of intense photoshopping (to start with, not even counting all the memes). The actual person being photoshopped is practically unrecognizable, just looks like an average guy.
not really, hulking men are a guy thing
My gf likes my wide shoulder, but for some reason she likes to touch my fat belly. I'm not obese though, just a bit overweight.
You'll see that every gigachad poster is a grown-up man. Or more specifically, a closeted homosexual.
Nice projection.
gay
Gigachad is a hyper-exaggerated version of masculinity to the point of being grotesque. It's not a great example. Sexually, women do like confident, strong manly men. Romantically, women often like to see a soft side to a man and the degree of how much they want that varies depending on their own feminine identity and their confidence.
>why the frick would they like someone so un-musculine?
these days a lot of women have XY chromosomes, this group of women often appreciate androgyny
ignore him, 12 year old girls indeed love Link, but actual women prefer Drake, Geralt,etc. ultra masculine characters like Kratos, Zangief are the preference of gay men
post-RE5 Chris Redfield appeals to both, but leaning gay
>women prefer Drake
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Kek as in drake the rapper?
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banger
I've noticed that women generally prefer a mixture. Someone like Johnny Depp, Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise, Antonio Banderas, Mel Gibson, Leo Dicaprio, Clooney etc. are all pretty boys, but they're also very masculine at the same time. Most of them also very physically built. In the case of Leo & Depp, they're skinny guys who have very masculine attitudes that gives them a macho vibe.
No b***hes just like Momoa, since he looks like a giant version of a pretty boy like Dave Navarro. Same case with Hemsworth, who looks like a giant version of Christian Slater.
>I've noticed that women generally prefer a mixture.
Exactly this. Many women like some degree of "prettiness". I don't know if it's because of some innate bisexuality women have or just because too much masculinity scares them but it is the trend. The fact that all women don't go for roided up massive bodybuilders with giant beards is proof of this. If anyone remembers Prison Break, Lincoln was easily the more masculine of the two brothers but Michael the pretty boy was the one girls liked.
Moe gap is a thing, and it's not just for women. Mixed pretty face and manliness makes their maternal instinct kicks in and them wet at them same time.
Someone post the instagram picture of slim guy and muscular guy and the comments they received from women and men respectively.
That's what homosexual males like
they want pretty boys (with money)
zoomer girls don't frick zoomer boys because they're all broke ass Black folk playing videogames regardless of how pretty they are.
>zoomer girls don't frick zoomer boys
Anon...I...
I think those particular women tend to be insane
Those few types of girls that were into me were crazy fricking stalkers
How do I become into a pretty boy
Yes, teenage girls want that.
And I want teenage girls. Perfect
Good, no one gives a shit about what used up hags want.
based
Women like both. Cute boys appeal to the part of the female brain that's attracted to softer, more feminine beauty. As the female body is more and more glorified these days, of course there is a rise in typically straight women liking soft boys and even other girls. On a primal level, they're still sexually attracted to masculine men. But soft boys with some masculine traits are a nice avenue for a less intimidating romance.
>women like cute boys
No they don't.
>any dissent
>s-schizo!
it's all you Black folk have
Looking great anon, thanks for sharing.
You'd know if you were cute lol
You seem upset
I just wanted to say I missed this pic, thank you for posting it.
Nobody asked though moron.
I don't care, I think your gay by the way
Hey sorry dude, I was just joking.
I apologize for being mean, I actually think your cool and gay (the happy gay not the gay gay)
stay gay bro
Mald harder twinklet
I am the women that likes cute boys
>I am the women
No, you're not.
post discord
Discord is gay
And so are you.
But post it you coward.
Please post it, I'm a twink and I really wanna talk to you
Go on to twitter for literally 2 minutes dude. It's not just Link, any soft anime boy or Kpop star or teenage influencer guy has girls all over them. Think of it like this, almost every guy finds the typical blonde bimbo stacy sexually attractive, but for an actual relationship guys like all types of girls. This is the female equivalent of that. Some girls, especially younger ones, find Chad a bit intimidating and prefer a romance that is softer, with a guy who is more pretty.
Ok and by this logic all men like only femboys too then. Maybe you shouldn't use twitter as your only source...
>Ok and by this logic all men like only femboys too then.
How would you pull this shit from "all men like Stacy"??
>things that are popular on social media are popular
>twitter is reality
ayy to the fricking lmao
dykk0
>It's not just Link, any soft anime boy or Kpop stars
None of these men exist outside teenage girl/fujoshi fantasies though
Thought we were talking about real relationships here.
I don't know what gave you this impression the OP has a fictional character in it.
The truth is attractive men are so rare that women will settle for pretty boys. Of course masculine Chads win.
Masculine chads always win, baby
Women liking pretty baby faced boys is the equivalent of the 'nice guy' getting laid. It never happens.
>attractive men are so rare
The truth is women have unrealistic standards.
Nah the truth is most men don't take care of themselves because they're scared of being perceived as homosexuals.
>japanese "humor"
Fujoshits that like boy love
Why do they love boy love
why do you love affectionate sexy women?
Imagine that with genders flipped
Apparently, the same characters that men find hot. No homo.
Women are dumb. I have just answered half of your questions about the universe
It's like you forgot that women love boy bands or celebrities like Johnny Depp.
It's mostly men who tend to be interested in strong masculinity, as an ideal or otherwise.
That's cuz those guys are famous, women are hardwired to want the most "successful" men, whatever you think that looks like
Link has boyish features but through his actions is hyper masculine and alpha.
fit men are either incel or gay
the face is everything
>>Get really fit into teens cause martial arts
hit gym until college
>>Get chatted up by the try hard cougars and dudes
the younger girls my age
>>The meme about alot of muscle dudes being gay is actually true
>be me
>picked up weight lifting at 14yo
>body adapted quickly go weightlifting during puberty
>develop big shoulders and mighty chest, became big
>highschool
>girls my age didn't paid to much attention
>milf teacher did though
>fricked my hot milf spanish teacher
She took my virgo, bros...
what's your sign now?
things that didn't happen
It did happend but I haven't have sex since then because I am an absolute moron and if not for a horny teacher that did all the jon I would be a virgin.
My older brother fricked one of his teachers in HS. It happens.
>events that never occur
Naked Link mod for BOTW
https://files.catbox.moe/q0rppm.zip
https://wiki.cemu.info/wiki/Graphic_packs_installation_and_usage
Terry! 😀
giwtwm
I'm more into Kyo and Iori
kinpatsu transcends sexes
My gf likes men who are either built like BOTW link or like full on himbos.
It’s like looking into a living mirror
Gonna derail this thread do women really enjoy crossdressers?
>do women really enjoy crossdressers
Most of them don't
I didn't ask you at all.
biggest mistake of my life
they always become trannies
Women aren't monolithic so there are certainly some who do
Just like some men like petite women, some like them tall, some like men with breasts and some like hamplanets
Who knows why
For entertainment purposes? yes, for dating or possible love interest? not really.
Yea, I crossdressed at an anime con and found my gf that way
>Gonna derail this thread do women really enjoy crossdressers?
Rarely, but the crossdresser pool is limited so it can give you a leg up with women
>t. had a 2-week frickfest with a 9/10 I'd normally never have a shot with because she was really into being fricked by a roided crossdresser
Why do so many women want to frick Shadow and Sonic?
Wat
women have varied tastes like guys to, you got plenty of women that are into living giga chad body types, then you got women more into pretty boys, and then you even got the type of women that are pretty much into reverse traps while claiming they aren't lesbos
>implying anyone on boards.Ganker.orgGanker knows a goddamn thing about women or what they think
You're never getting anything but canned rhetoric and reddit brainwashing from these people. This thread could have been about video games but you chose to waste it on a worthless question and it's equally worthless answers.
>too ugly to be pretty boy
>too short(178cm) to be chad
hmmm...should go for pretty-chad or something
>have the shoulders, back, and facial structure of chad
>height and hips of a pretty boy
I just go with whatever look my younger sister tells me to
That's not that short. That's 5'10
>178cm
>not short
i think vergil is hot and his power autism is cute
t. woman
Billy Idol looking mf
Women love effeminate boys because:
-They love emasculating men
-They look harmless since they look like them, unlike muscular gigachad
Why do women love twinks now???
>now
Have you forgotten the Boy Bands of the 90s and 00s?
Women dont like twinks, they like confident men.
Asian men are so god damn ugly holy shit
I miss when Link was a little bit dorky-looking.
>posts the Hero of Time
Post LttP Link if want the dorky peter pan look. The artist for Ocarina was encouraged by his wife to make Link more handsome.
Earlier Links are good too. I posted OoT cause it was the last time I felt they struck a decent balance without going full prettyboy.
why does BotW link have breeding hips?
quite similar to my hips actually, except my waistline isn't as well kept. Frick it's difficult to get rid of the waist flabs
Consider minimally-invasive lipo, it's much more effective for touch ups than getting rid of large amounts of fat because you don't need to worry about all the loose skin.
nah I'm good thanks. I don't need any unnecessary touch ups since I'm fit and healthy.
This doesn't even look human
He shouldn't, he's Hylian.
Dunno if it counts since I'm genderfluid, but Snake and Virgil are pretty hot.
we were all gender fluid once
>why the frick would they like someone so un-musculine?
Link is classically masculine, ie. actually masculine.
"Pretty" is a pretty common preference for women. Consider that BTS has been the big hotness in music for some years.
There are of course plenty of women that prefer something more mascline, but the closer you get to jap women and weeaboos the higher the chance they'll like frickboys.
Just look at most any female internet artist. For example, these are all males designed by a jap woman.
I met a girl from Ganker that really liked Adachi.
how big was her wiener?
I met a girl from Ganker who is obsessed with the Doom Guy. I think she wishes to have that kinda ripped body herself.
Close enough.
>I met a girl from Ganker
You know how unrealistic this statement is?
words words words
lifting is cope. face is all that matters, height second. why would a woman care about muscle at all when its not an inherited trait? think biologically. you are deluded if you actually think you can "improve yourself"
>why would a woman care about muscle at all when its not an inherited trait?
https://www.researchgate.net/publication/5581137_Heritability_of_body_size_and_muscle_strength_in_young_adulthood_A_study_of_one_million_Swedish_men
>Additive genetic factors explained 81% of variation in height, 59% in body mass index and 50-60% in the strength measures.
>Not masculine
>Strong
>Courageous
>Heroic
>Brave
>Kind
>Constantly goes toe to toe with enemies that literally tower over him.
>Can lift multiple times his own body weight
>Can take inhuman amount of damage and get back up.
>Duels the literal embodiment of pure evil and wins.
Does "Masculine" just mean "Looks like Giga-Chad" to you, Op? I know you're going to say something subhuman and worthless but I want to read your reasoning anyway.
yeah, Link's so musculine frfr
kys liftlet
You will never be a man
>8 centimetre penis
>t. shower
I am an asian and my peener is still smol.
Do women from your native country actually care?
Nope until they met other races unfortunately
>ywn cuddle w/a small penor asian lad and do gay things and tell him to keep his chin up and he'll find a girlfriend as he cums
no homo
>doesn't understand flacidity
He's a grower not a shower
You measure length against the body, and obviously there's a bit of bush, so between 8-12cm
which would leave you at anywhere between 12-24cm erect
>which would leave you at anywhere between 12-24cm erect
You are fricking dreaming
Just because your acorn dick doubles in size doesn't mean a 12cm dick does, and that is WAY under 12cm to begin with
You wanna know how I know you're circumcised?
Your dick doesn't double in size
Men were sculpted and painted with small flaccid dongs to express that they were strong-willed and didn't allow lust to affect them.
I shit you not, they have paintings of lecherous men who look disgusting and have long erect penises.
it makes sense, nobody likes pervs and anyone with animal like behavior
Penis is for fertilizing women with many healthy children, not for meanigless fun
thats why Black folks are slave race and Whites are the master race.
Don't mind me, just peak chad Link coming through
>women be like:"lol this boy sooooo handsome and frickable"
Well, he is.
Bridgette is for sexual bullying such as pinning him against the wall with your body, pranking him with kisses, and slipping a finger up his ass when he's not paying attention
What's the female power fantasy then, when it comes to looks?
bayonetta is pretty popular among girls
Strong independent woman who don't need no man, but gets the best one in the end anyways.
There is no chance she's actually attracted to the batman in that comic
There's no chance that art would make a regular man uncomfortable too
Post the original.
Thank god someone posted it.
The only problem here is that Bat is smiling.
You will notice how he is exactly the canon batman with a good mood instead of baaaaw-they-killed-my parents-mood.
imagine ever believing ANYTHING a woman says
Femanon here. Sephy is my crush.
Women have low stimulus to pure physical aspects. You put pictures of 100 naked males in front of your average straight girl and she won't get much excitement from any of them. Women do have preferences, and being fit and lean are highly preferred, but women are really attached to the narrative of the male.
You even look at Benedict Cumberpatch, Steve Buscemi, or Adam Driver and wonder what makes them attractive to women? It's the characters they play, in combination with the actors being celebrities, and not drooling on themselves. John, Paul, George, and Ringo weren't ugly, but they also weren't so hot that women would go into panic attacks at the sight of them.
Women also want an ambitious personality. It's why so many serial killers and weirdo art types have a gaggle of women at their heels.
The order of qualities for a male to be attractive to a woman Personality>Utility>Looks. Link is a hero and always strives for victory. He also is in shape. 10/10
>answer is "because fujoshis"
>instead write a literal essay
You're not wrong but you're completely off topic
This is the true redpill most anons refuse to take.
Anyone remember when the MCU was really huge on tumblr?
It was back when the first Avengers film came out.
One of the characters on there was MASSIVE on tumblr.
Literally everywhere. Thousands upon thousands of girls drawing fanart of this character, making their entire pages dedicated to him.
He was literally the first ever "Tumblr Sexyman"
Frick even my girlfriend said she was obsessed with him when she was a teenager.
Who is it?
Which of these macho, masculine heroes did Tumblr cling to like moths to a flame?
Steve Rogers?
Tony Stark?
Thor?
None of them
It was Loki
Scrawny, scraggly looking Tom Hiddleston.
No different from the legion of morons going 'I can fix her (with my penis)'
I fricking remember that.
You're confusing ease of access to sexual preference.
Let me explain, if you were able to get sex whenever you wanted it with zero effort, would you care about porn? If every single time you got a boner you could literally grab the nearest woman and have her deal with it, you would NOT give a shit about porn.
That's what we're dealing with. Women like porn just fine. Do NOT get confused. They love pictures of wieners as much as anyone, BUT, most women have free access to sex whenever they want it. Even the fat ugly whales get laid frequently. You'd need a truly lone woman who's not alone because of mental issues (that would affect her sex drive), and only then you'd see that she would have a pc full of porn and would jerk off frequently. Women have too much sex. Why do you think they're so mad about that thing that happened? They're literally furious that they have to be careful with sex and can't have random hookups anymore.
>but they prefer a good story!!
Everyone does. It's super immersive and stimulating, that's why it's the only way sex addicts can get off.
Do not confuse ease of sex with sexuality.
That's not true though. First I had cash to blow in my twenties and frequented prostitutes and bawds like a mad c**t, but I still was constantly jerking off. Sex, prostitute sex, and jerking it are all different things. But second, women generally do not give one single frick about seeing a RANDOM male naked. Brain scans show that when presented with random photos of nudity men and women have similar parts of their brains light up, but actual physical signs of arousal was pretty much just in the dudes.
Now I am not saying that women are unable to get off to visual stimulation or find dick pics impossible to enjoy, I am saying the evolutionary pressure on a woman to find a guy are way different on what a guy wants to find in a girl. If women could just coom-brain like men could, then lesbians would just be constantly out fricking the gays.
he is pretty shomkin
gotta give em that
im not really that "masculine" and according to everyone i knew from college, i had legions of girls wanting to frick me. literally like 10+ girls i knew and talked to on a regular basis. I didnt know or realize it though because im a fricking braindead moron who doesnt catch social cues like that, i can just pretend to not be socially inept really well.
not to mention girls always wanted to play with my long hair. they fricking love long straight hair,
>inb4 didnt happen
up to you if you wanna believe me but im just tellinng the truth im a gay now anyways. college girls are hoes. or at least the ones i was smart enough to ask out. they all cheated on me
Um, those were gay hags buddy. Whoever told you they wanted to bang didn't understand just how fricking nuts girls go when they think they can have their own pet gay. Sorry, not that you care since you like men, but still, sorry.
you're trying way too hard, man
I had a gastoenterology appointment yesterday and I was expecting to see a middle aged Indian doctor but instead it was a cute girl doctor so I ended up having to talk to her about my butthole and poop for half an hour
Maybe people are all different. I don't like girls big breasts.
You might be gay, anon.
Ayo a virginity thread sweet
bix nood dubaba doo, my fellow ebonics enjoyer
>masculine
This isn't necessarily what women like
All women are bisexual qweens
You know how you find all kinds of different types of women hot as frick? Like a million different variations at least… women are the same way with dudes. Finding one hot doesn’t preclude one from finding others hot.
roman reigns like no joke
>musculine
DO NOT REDEEM, SIR
What's not to like?
As much as I dislike Sakimichan's modern style her Link is always hot
Fact: this is what women want.
I know some women like hands but this is beyond ridiculous
>eyeballs are half the size of face
>hands are half the size of chest
japan was a mistake
Based shota romance
I honestly can't even tell of the characters are different ages or what because they are both so disproportionate
Women want men that tie them up and use them for all sorts of activities.
what use is there in this
Social status
I think you'd just get cancelled and kicked off twitter tbqh
cancelled from what? From twitter? I don't even use twitter.
>cancelled from what?
From life
You've never heard "cancelled" before?
Feds come and erase you from existence
what if you are the feds though? do you commit suicide so hard you stop existing?
Women are objects and not human
They have these really weird bondage festivals in some places where some women quite literally agree to be bound like that in an assortment of get ups/contraptions.
Link is very masculine and clearly a male, the idea he’s some unidentifiable twink is a troony fantasy, his face and body are decidedly male, he’s just kind of small compared to other males in the game. He’s literally just a manlet in his teen years.
Women like to jerk off to cute boys, but don't really want to date them. They want masculine men for partnership, but pretty, feminine guys for the fantasy. Much like a guy would love to frick a bubble butt thot but would prefer to marry a woman who can at least keep a house.
idk man, women would probably be happy with a guy that looked like a twink forever, but the problem is most boys who look like twinks don't have the experience to sustain a relationship.
>most boys who look like twinks don't have the experience to sustain a relationship.
Can confirm. Doesnt stop the population from wanting to get with us though. Doesnt stop them at all.
>twinks' only value in life is being a walking onahole/dildo
Might as well kys honestly
super and hyper mean the same thing. super is latin and hyper is greek
>super is latin and hyper is greek
So, that blue hedgehog really was the faker after all.
>what did we learn today
Just don't be ugly or fat and women will wanna frick you lmao
Untrue. I'm an average looking dude of average weight and girls don't wanna frick me because I'm autistic
But specially, don't be short
Cope. I'm 5'5 and do well with women.
>Why are you on Ganker then?
I'm on Ganker, not /misc/
same shit
Not really. Normal people play video games. No normal person goes on /misc/ to rage about politics with literal bots
It seems the more you post, the dumber your posts get.
Sorry, dude but not all of us are incels. I come on Ganker to post about video games and anime I like. That's it.
>n-no.. all the boards are the same, and you have to be a broken misanthrope incel like me...
its almost like attraction isnt an objective ranking system or something
Different women like different things. In fact, a single woman can even like different things.
Visitor from /utg/ here,
our remaining femanons still gush over Spamton from Deltarune, a 4ft failure of a salesman who lives in the garbage. Don't ask why, no one knows and a few have reached legendary levels of thirst.
Go ask about the GBA incident
musculine
zelda threads are weird
How does a homie manage to use the internet and remain completely blind to the fact that twinks are popular with women
Im a twink and I only ever got hit on by women online
I guess i should go outside more
In my experience it also tends to depend where you are frome. In some countries women tend to prefer more traditionally masculine men, in others twinks.
there's like 0 porn of femboy x female. anything involving an attractive male in both 3d and 2d is always hard gay. you would think the idea of pairing an attractive male with an attractive female wouldn't be so wildly ludicrous but here we are.
Twink isn't femboy
And in that way, dunno about IRL porn, but such porn does exist, it just isn't tagged at all so you have to get to digging to find it under the mountain of male-oriented faceless/bald/fat man porn.
Moreover, does the porn angle matter so much as simply observing what people or characters women take to?
are games focused on bl rare or not
rarer than they should be
Rare-ish, they're mostly just VNs and the market is small so they don't appear to be plentiful.
You could probably find a crop of western weeaboo BL VNs if you crawl through itchio though.
Why are gay men more up front and sexual than women? Why are the dynamics of sex so much more different between gays and straights?
>Why are men more up front and sexual than women?
has it occurred to anyone here that women might be attracted to more than one (1) male body type?
nah nvm that's moronic. women are attracted to exactly what I want to look like and nothing more. Any that aren't are mentally ill dumb bawds
i'm pretty sure pretty face with a chad body like Anthony Joshua is most popular among women
>men like feminine women and masculine men
>women like feminine men and masculine women
Feminine is sexy, masculine is cool. That's all there is to it.
>I like feminine men and masculine women
time to cut my dick off and 41% I guess
But I want to frick muscular women
Can only tell me WHY this couldnt just be the image instead of a twitter screencap?
I know this been happening for a while now, but why the frick is twitter posting so enforced here? Is korean moot getting money for twitter advertising here?
tried it 5 times without the screencap, gor 10 replies
what about gay men? do they like their partner feminine or musculine?
I've never understood it either. Then again I've just never seen the appeal in femboys unless you're a gay still partially in the closet. Most of the girls I personally know aren't into guys like that, but their tastes are really fricking weird in other ways.
This is why I hate video games, it appeal to the female beauty standards.
sad innit
is this design supposed to appeal to men or women
I think it was supposed to be a joke, anon
women be like
>women be like bandage??
is that gpt3?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/5N5zD8bYfPk
why do women like lanklets?
Haven't you seen girls of all ages foaming over Justin Bieber and Zach Efron or whatever the frick is popular now? It's completely normal.
Anime femboys are the ultimate beings because both men and women want to frick them.
the "femboys" women like are different from what men like. men like basically a flat girl with a dick(Astoflo, etc.) women like men with a pretty face
Seething chubby incel OP. Die.
>thread about appealing males
>half the posts are about hating women
welcome to /misc/ ver. 2
/misc/ being the biggest board on here unironically ruined Ganker. I sometimes go browse it and it gets more schizo and batshit insane every day, it's literally the dumbest fricking place on the internet and it stopped being ironic years ago.
for a board that worships japan,
somehow most people here are clueless that even the most worshipped man in japan in the early 2000s (the one in that sega game) is a twink lol
A lot of men are either in denial or are just simply oblivious to the fact that this type of man is extremely popular with women because their entire lives they have been peddled this idea by other men that to appeal to women they have to aim to be ripped and overflowing with muscle as that's what women want. They mentally filter the fact that in pop culture, most popular men with fanatical female fanbases have been types like Justin Bieber, Zac Efron etc, it's like a blindness that they just can't see despite the fact it's in front of their face so it should be extremely obvious.
dumb normalscum thread
die
mad
either giga muscular guys with a very square jaw, or guys with a very pretty face, almost girly kinda face and broad shoulders/athletic body, if they find one with a pretty face and some muscles then it's perfection, like Thor in the first movies basically
like this?
that's pretty much perfect yeah
in his 40s(steroids make you look a lot older, price to pay), so his face is less girly/pretty, he's targeting the horny soccer moms audience
How’s Thor now?
Masculine men are mostly liked by other men.
t. homosexual who likes all men
You know what hurts the most? that even with today's beauty standards women prefer men with whiter features (light-colored eyes, light-colored hair, lighter skin, etc)
The only women I've managed to date have all had skin the same color as a car tire or a coffee pot handle, and it's ONLY because I'm not white and don't look white
>The only women I've managed to date
Frick off normalgay.
I'm seriously in love with Ardbert. Where can I find a guy like him in rl?
Girls and terminally online femcels. Feels like more normalgay women are into beefcakes these days but I'm basing that off my female acquaintances who are late 20s/early 30s.
From what i've read on /vg/ there's some serious lust for Dimitri and Garrus from Mass Effect
Vergil is also to lust for.
>why the frick would they like someone so un-musculine?
Because peeminist
Link is peak masculinity. All that muscle bullshit is for men.
being super buff is unironically a homosexual move. Imagine spending dozen of hours a week doing repetitive motions and consuming a bunch of shit that destroys your body just for appearance's sake. Anyone who thinks it's even remotely healthy is coping.
What's wrong? He is an elf for israelite's sake
God I wish elven boys were real
I look like pretty much every generic slender blonde male character like Link, Finn etc, and the only girls who were ever into me were bisexuals. I tried dyeing my hair and suddenly I got all the normal girls.
>tfw it doesn't matter what I make of my body because I'm balding and that automatically makes me 2/10
You were 2/10 before balding
Just shaving will make you decently presentable, femoids and young twinks like that dad vibe.
shaving is good but shaving your head turns them off immediately
Thing is, Mads have that kind of balding that you can style to make it look cool and presentable. If your temples start receding you can style your hair to look classy and mature, if your crown starts receding or your hair simply start thinning it's over and you might as well shave the whole thing of.
Just use minox
Because like any normal man, any normal woman like youthful guys, also he is a fricking hero of Hyrule or whatever he is from
I love being fat and eating food.
>Athletic
>Battles enemies instead of being a b***h
>Aryan
How is that un-masculine?
Link is a full head shorter than adult females of his race. He's legally a dwarf.
>Anakin
>deep in any way
Lmao.
Frick off rlmshill
>Women like men that slaughter the dindus like animals
Based
>thread still up
>follow the link
>website 404s
>look through the website
>the thread in the screencap don't exist
Huh...
>they would never erase their tracks
>claims the thread is still up
>it's actually down
>t-they are j-just covering t-their t-tracks
Rent free.
It's about video games
Weren't these guys counterinvaded by Australians from Ganker?
disgusting sex-having normaltrash should've never been given ubiquitous internet access, i hate all of you and wish nothing but infinite misery upon everyone itt
hit the gym, fatty
girls have all kinds of different preferences, many non-conventional and differing from standards of beauty
meanwhile men saying "they like all kinds of women" be like...
Basically yeah, just don't be a fat c**t. Why is those such a high bar for women?
Anon, how many dicky threads do you see each day on this board alone?
>e-girls? Yeah, I love them! Child erotic, uohhh!
This except opposite, make her short & chubby with pale skin & dark hair, I don't care what her hobbies are.
complete bullshit
it's the opposite though for what women say about men, just replace the woman with a muscular dude.
Girls all have different ideas for the guy who is "not like the others" and who "truly gets her" as part of their snowflake romance fantasy. And guys do this as well with trad girls, goth girls, gamer girls, chubby girls, Asian girls etc. When it comes to what makes a girl's pussy wet it's pretty consistently the tall massive Chad.
Need an Asian edit for one of them.
Bizzaro world alert
I don't even have to browse the whole thread to know that it's full of terrible advice, because it's Ganker.
Please, you morons reading this, don't listen to any of the crap here. Touch grass. Ignore these miserable fricks.
>YOU VILL TOUCH LE GRASS
>AND YOU VILL BE HAPPY
>27
>people I know tell me I look 20
>strangers tell me I look 18
>do an ai test to see what age it thinks I am
>16
I guess I'll get to date 20 year olds by the time I'm 40.
>un-musculine
not looking like a mouse is usually a big advantage.
imagine talking advice from these losers fricks.
very diverse indeed, more diverse than liberals even
whos that cute girl
i want that bear jacket
>racist right-wing nazi deathsquads
>bunch of Black folk mutts and chinks
>progressive left wing diverse minorities
>group of ugly white girls and some israeli troony
Why is this so common?
normal people don't care about politics, only chuds(male or female) do
Many such cases
ironically enough it is indeed the white liberal morons projecting their own insecurities and racism onto everyone else
The grass is always greener on the other side, a black guy will believe the white guy have it better and want his life, a white guy will believe the black guy have it better and want his life.
>Tfw no autistic racist goblina gf
Did they gangrape the girl afterwards?
Anon, it's /misc/, they are all gay.
God willing
>Did they gangrape the girl afterwards?
>Girl
That's a femboy...
Women like different men. Just like some anons like tomboys and others big titty bimbos, some art hoes and others goth girls
on the whole that's not true, women are hypergamous and always want to trade up, sure there are a couple "types" they will go for but the range is much smaller than men for women
Women love princely looking pretty boys. Only actual homos like roided gigachads
Fujoshis are just the woman version of incels. They keep talking about these imaginary men that they love but in reality it's just that they're so fricking lonely that they actually want to be them, and these men looking gender neutral makes it easier for them to relate with the character.
In my experience, the women I know consistently like Link from Zelda, Gra'ha Tia from Final Fantasy XIV, and Klonoa from Klonoa.
>women who like anime like anime boys
Woah, next you're gonna tell me that guys who like anime like anime girls?
Huh anon? Huh?
Yeah they do, thanks for listening.
Why do people ITT get so upset by pointing out that feminine dudes and soft boys aren't women's main target demographic?
Like, it's not a conspiracy theory out to get you or anything, its literal facts
Some of you really need to start going outside and actually participate in society before touching upon these kinds of topics
theyre fat and balding
or
theyre americans (theyve been conditioned to hate beauty)
Why do you get so upset at the thought of some women liking pretty boys?
Like, it's not a conspiracy theory out to get you or anything, its literal facts
Some of you really need to start going outside and actually participate in society before touching upon these kinds of topics
You must be fun at parties
Has it ever occurred to you that all these pretty boys that women in social media fawn over have something else than just their looks going for them? They have STATUS. The boy is famous, rich, every other girl likes them AND they are single. That is jackpot for any woman. But hey look this is just artificial show and not reality as other people have tried to tell you. You go out there with long hair, baby face and short stature and come back tell us how many women number you got.
>The boy is famous, rich, every other girl likes them
Gee, I wonder why that is. Almost like they're attractive or something.
Bruh look most guys went their school years as a cute twink but guess what they got no pussy because no status and now lots of them are coming out the closet to reach other guys. You seem to be really easily manipulated by whatever ideas the big globo wants to put out there. Are you actually a woman?
>lost my youthful looks
>missed my chance to ever be mommydommed by a woman
I lost my youthful looks at 22 because of the booze and cigs and the fact that I'm a hairy werewolf that can grow a beard in a week
Some girl told me I looked 27 the other day, weird feel.
>tfw the girl you like is into twinks but you're tall, thick and muscular
Feels bad man
Never happened to me my homie, sucks to be you
Hey, I'm a twink myself, mind sharing her? i might delude her into liking you.
>tfw (tall) twink getting Ganker, but too scared to talk to girls
Lifting doesn't cure ass-burgers, frens.
I'm not well versed in gay gacha games but for all of you claiming that girls don't like girly boys, pic related is targeted at actual homos,
while this is targeted at fujos
There's masc dudes in this pic too, in fact I only see two fem twinks while the rest are just your average otomestacy handsome anime boy
There's an obvious style difference between those two pics, it's kinda like kpop dudes, they have a pretty face and lean to slightly muscular bodies, that's what most girls are into.
I don't think of Astolfo when I read twink, I just imagine a regular teenage boy so I might be taking you the wrong way.
I always kind of felt like this was more a gay thing since they're so WIDE
But I guess all BL games kind of are
>Barashit is targeted to baragays
Woah dude
Yes, my point is most baragays are homos
God I fricking hate barashit so fricking much
t.homo
Women are like anyone else, they do exactly what you don’t want
Don't think I"ll get a fair response here but why do gay people that are exclusively into feminine men shit on masculine guys? Is it deeper than the weird thing going on between masc and fem gays or nah
Sorry buddy this is the straight thread, the homosexual thread is two blocks down.
They are coping. They couldn't get pussy so now they want bussy that looks like a girl. And now they are trying to convince themselves that they're gay or some shit. And that triggers real homos because it's literally not gay to be attracted to feminine shapes and features like how most "gay" people here just post 13 year old girls with dicks... If those are what you want then you want a woman.
>Caring about what women want
Lmao, gays
Just be confident and take whatever you want, thats how you get pussy
>thread became even worse
are there women itt?
if so breasts OR GET OUT
Only homosexuals think masculinity is attractive. Weird way to come out of the closet about this OP
How does a man end up like this? I'm a submissive momma's boy with no father figure and even then if my gf even mentioned an open relationship, she'd be out of my life forever.
Sometimes i think the whole beard thing is just a cope for being a cucked effeminate men, but for some reason, not wanting to look like one.
I just have one to hide my weak chin. Also without it I look like a strange combination of old and babyface.
His face is fine, just maybe a bit too fat, the problem is everything else.
>NOOOOOOO, YOU CAN'T LIKE ASIAN TWINKS BUT STILL HATE WESTOID TRANNIES BECAUSE... YOU JUST CAN'T!!!
Is it just me or do the Asian femboy/troony threads on /gif/ keep getting pruned when I'm not looking? I don't think those threads are inactive enough to just fall off the board, must be a bitter ricecel janny on /gif/.
My brother is what you’d call a pretty boy and he literally got himself a rich GF with millionaire parents. Some of the shit he does is borderline bisexual (buys Hello Kitty merch, anime girl as his discord avatar) and he can STILL score a girl whose net worth is orders of magnitude higher than his, despite his utter lack of masculinity. The argument that money and status are the sole contributers to twink attractiveness makes no sense to me at all, there’s gotta be something else about looking feminine that drives women a specific kind of insane
Maybe he just looks like he has a huge penis
>All these replies
You guys actually go outside and know what physique women like? Wtf?
No one here cares what used up roasties like.
Prime girls like pretty boys.
Those prime girls you refer to all go outside
And they don't prefer gymcels.
they literally want one thing and its fricking disgusting
milk
how did you know?