What class is he?

What class is he?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Warrior

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He uses a bow.

      Strider duh

      Not a class

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Not a class

        Wrong!

        https://dragonsdogma.fandom.com/wiki/Strider

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        https://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Strider_(3.5e_Prestige_Class)

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        moronic Black person

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Boromir is Warrior, Aragorn is a Ranger

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Disciple

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      fpwp

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Disciple

      The Wishmaster

    • 1 year ago
      Sage

      Ranger

      He uses a bow.
      [...]
      Not a class

      You guys are moronic, hes literally a breton. Hes got passive oakfesh buffs

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        downs aragorn

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Strider duh

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ranger

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This - he's a D&D Ranger which despite what your trash-tier videogames would tell you, does not limit him to only using bows.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        No. He's a straight OG DnD ranger. From before the dork times, before the dribble the dumbc**t elf came and ruined everything.

        Literally Ranger. They were literally based specifically on Aragorn and only in video game tropes down the line did they become bow-exclusive, and I'm pretty sure he used them occasionally anyways. Some of thr best ways to use Ranger in more recent games are with melee/swords. And in the original DnD, when there were stat minimums to take objectively better classes, Rangers were based off him implicitly to the point they were the only class able to use "totally not" Palantirs/crystal balls.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Ranger of the north specifically

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Servant (Assassin).

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He is literally a Ranger

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Characteristically/personality-wise, Paladin.
    D&D gameplay-wise, fighter/ranger multiclass.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, his personality fits Ranger, too. Rangers used to have to be Good-aligned before they just got rid of alignment restrictions.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        If anything the dnd ranger class might have been designed with Aragorn in mind. Gandalf is more of a paladin.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No. He's a straight OG DnD ranger. From before the dork times, before the dribble the dumbc**t elf came and ruined everything.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ranger obviously

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Upper class

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This guy fought off all the Ringwraiths with a torch. He's whatever class has a massive debuff aura for all his enemies. He's like some kinda Paladin or some shit

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      In tabletop that's ranger, they're basically like slightly worse fighters but get buffs against specific enemy types. Aragorn just happens to specialize in fighting all the types of ghouls they encounter in the books/movies for plot reasons. That plus him being good at tracking makes him a ranger, but you're not wrong to say he's got paladin style buffs too

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That wasnt all of them

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Fighter

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ranger; the OG ranger

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Protagonist

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ranger

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A warrior using leather armor for extra AP.
    Professions: alchemy and herb gatherung, as he can be seen picking herbs for Frodo's wound.

    homie should've went Blacksmithing for Narsil. Lucky his guild grinded the mats out for him and found him a blacksmith.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The enduring question really is wtf is Gandalf. He's closer to Paladin than wizard but then you have to take into account he is a literal divine being.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Celestial emissary

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Priest

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Maiar

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He's a DMPC and you'll find him in the monster manual.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He is literally a Janny.
      >has powers but not admin powers
      >earns nothing

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He's really just a fighter with high int. Has very basic level zero spells, can read magic text, knows what time sunrise is.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        ah that was a classic
        https://old.reddit.com/r/DnD/comments/3jpksw/gandalf_was_really_just_fighter_with_int18/

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If we can use Pathfinder, Oracle.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Favored Soul

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Grey wizard
      >HMMMMMM WHAT CLASS IS GANDALF GUYS?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Gandalf's an astral deva pretending to be a wizard.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Add to this that LotR wizards seem quite removed for the hermetic/academic style of DnD wizards.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      “A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.”

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Most popular Wizard of all time dual-wields Sword & Staff and uses magic rather rarelly
      >Every poor imitation just uses exclussivelly Staff because MUH BALANCE

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Most popular Wizard of all time dual-wields Sword & Staff and uses magic rather rarelly
        Merlin didn't use any swords, anon. Beyond sticking one in a stone at least.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Harry Potter is probably more popular.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Only time will tell. LOTR has staying power. HP is liable, though unlikely, to fade. The author is still alive we're not even in the second innings.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          HP is already being used as a proxy in the culture wars, which is dividing the fanbase, the actors who made it mainstream, the author is already being turned into a Messiah, etc.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He's an angel

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >leadership
      >illumination
      >divination
      I'd say Priest

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >He's closer to Paladin than wizard
      Maybe if you're a fricking moron. He doesn't channel influence from a God. None of the magic use in LOTR is like that. There are no paladins except maybe a few elves.
      Now as for whether he's a sorc or a wizard? Hard to say. Magic in Sil was often interchangably referred to as 'lore' implying that it was arcane in nature. A knowledge of the universes inner workings made them maleable to those with the power to interact with them. At the same time those powers were, more or less, inherent. While you could expand your lore and create new and exciting products with them, even unique products that can never be replicated, it's not like you could expand your capacity for changing things by expanding your repitore, at least if you were a Maiar or Valar. You had a somewhat established 'powerlevel' and stayed in your lane.
      So you could see Maiar and Valar as Sorcs who draw power from themselves.
      Given elves start with little to no power and CAN increase their capability purely through understanding of lore you could see them as wizards I suppose. Very few wizards ever reached Valar levels but certainly a handful of elves have done - the most notable of them being Feanor - the most important and righteous elf to ever live
      >inb4 feanor hate
      He's literally the only reason Morgoth is defeated. Imagine a LOTR with Morgoth instead of Sauron. That was the future the Valar had chosen for Arda until Feanor forced their hand.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        i'd argue Sauron was more effective at being a dark lord. Morgoth was all about brute forcing the free peoples into submission. Sauron used their inherent weaknesses against them more effectively (because he had to, he wasnt as powerful as Morgoth)

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You'd argue wrong, bro. What the frick would the peoples of Middle Earth do against Morgoth unopposed? At least they can fight Sauron, and they did. He was defeated at the height of his power and then once more when he was weakened and attempting to resurrect himself. How do you suppose they would have taken on Morgoth at his height, bro?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            They would burst into song and reshape reality to weaken him.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah morgoth had a much higher peak of power but was gotten rid of fairly quickly. Sauron was a more lasting evil power, more insidious. Without destroying the ring they would have lost. If you measure the armies of men, elves and dwarfs against Sauron during LOTR. Sauron wins.

            And the peoples of middle earth DID fight morgoth. They did all the time. Even before the Valar intervened

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              addendum: they even sieged his fortress of Angband for 400 years, with morgoth not having the strength to break it

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                and by "they" i mean men and elves

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >Sauron was a more lasting evil power, more insidious
              This is literally fanfiction.
              Morgoth only lost because he fought the combined might of Valar, Maiar and Light Elves. There's no metric were Sauron is better. Sauron's big money move was imbuing his power into other things to extend his influence - that's literally something Morgoth invented, even if it did weaken his core existence in the process. Like fricking honestly.
              Tell me how, without the peoples and spirits of Valinor, the people of Middle Earth could ever have defeated him or how Sauron was more powerful or more effective. Everything that weakened him was done to counter act Valar resistance.
              >dude he weakened his main form and is a shitter
              Even as a shitter he could frick up anything other than Tulkas and maybe some other Valar.
              >insidiousness
              He corrupts the very land itself. His was an inescapable corruption that taints the world even in the Third Age, a taint which Sauron is a product of and which he uses to great effect.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Sauron destroyed the most powerful human kingdom to ever exist without using martial might.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Maybe if you're a fricking moron. He doesn't channel influence from a God.
        what part of "servant of the secret fire" did you misunderstand

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          What part of, he doesn't channel any power from God do you not understand? Also the Fire and Eru are specifically different things. Eru found the fire in the void.
          At no stage does anything Gandalf does rely on Eru. He has his own power, and were circumstances different he may have even become a Dark Lord. He had no divine favour. Frodo got some and frankly that fricks the entire setting up so I don't want to talk about it but Frodo is the only Paladin in the Third Age.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >literal wizard
      BUT WHAT CLASS IS HE GUIYSS?
      you are inferior minded and think u had a point

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      eldritch knight

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Celestial Wizard/Fighter/Cleric

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Gandalf is something like a summoner/druid/fighter hybrid.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He's a wizard but popular culture has meme'd wizards into shiney pewpew laser men

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >not all those who wander are lost
    Ranger

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Same as this guy, original old school melee ranger.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      YER A STEWARD

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      eh, by the end, John Snow is in the top 3 best fighters of all time in his setting, not that anyone of note even knows it.

      he's some sort of sword prodigy class.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Black Knight

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ranger start of the story, Paladin end of the story.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      in what way is he a frickin paladin?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Embodies all the chivarlic values

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          looks like a high level ranger to me, maybe a level 1 paladin
          once you get full plate...

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          S O V L

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          my king

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >You will never live under a benelovent king instead of a globohomosexual who hates everyone beneath them.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            its up to you to change that

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Thats literally just a ranger when they decide to put armour on. You idiot.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          He multiclassed to Paladin after reforging Narsil

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I kneel, my liege

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Become a king
          >Put on fancy clothes
          >You're a paladin now

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            that's not how DND works, and you are misunderstanding.

            he took levels in Paladin near the end, or in the very least, Fighter.

            he still has his Ranger levels.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        ->

        Characteristically/personality-wise, Paladin.
        D&D gameplay-wise, fighter/ranger multiclass.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Embodies all the chivarlic values

          maybe a 1e paladin
          all my d&d is from 3.5

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        he is a paladin when he gives up his old life and finally accepts his kingship, that is literally the arc of his character

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn't the D&D ranger literally based on him? A hybrid warrior good at traveling and tracking and strong against specific monsters he hunts?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. In DnD before homosexuals and women came along to ruin it, the ranger was EXPLICITLY aragorn expy.
      Aragorn, farmer and boromir all fit neatly into DnD 'ranger'.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Dual class, low ranger/high fighter.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    According to WotC: noble.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Hispanic cards
      go away

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Triggered by foreign languages
        White fragility.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        But that is portuguese.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      WE

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      WUZ

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I remember reading an article that a frickton of those cards were in the dumpster

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >That's lil' Strider. He's one of them gangsters

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Warrior/Ranger dual class.

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >He's one of them rangers
    Gee I dunno anon

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That's their organisation, they are not all going to be the same class.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        "Lonely men are we, Rangers of the wild, hunters - but hunters ever of the servants of the Enemy, for they are found in many places, not in Mordor only."
        —Aragorn

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Exactly. You need some more skills in there to function.
          Do you think the guy that runs bar at the Thieves Guild house has levels in rogue only?

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >ranger
    >fights with a sword, not a bow
    Tolkeinbros???

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Was it the swan song of the white race?

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Wizard

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Literally looks exactly like my dad

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Mary Sue

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What classes are these two?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Prestige homos

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        stop being female

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Now the real question: what was his subclass among casters?

          Not even female. Fujos are honorary trannies.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            He's a force of nature and would not have PC levels.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Bombadils lvl.??? bard.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It was a different time

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      low level thief

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Villagers

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        bump

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Dirty thieves!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      peasants

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Like a good aligned rogue who only does mischievous stuff as a prank

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Halfling

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Burglar

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ranger, duh.

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Paladin with dips into ranger to get pussy.

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He is any class the plot decides

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't he dodge roll?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What class is he? Why is he so fricking OP

      Is it better to have wounded Melkor permanently or to 1v1 a balrog?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        prob balrog because it was Gothmog, Captain of the balrogs. Otherwise i'd say wounding melkor

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What class is he? Why is he so fricking OP

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why was he the ONLY elf to decide to reincarnate and keep up the good work?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Luthien

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          She just came back from the dead, not the same as actual reincarnation.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Pure fighter. He is like the only Tolkien elf to have ever actually put thousands of years of life into levelling fighter.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        disagree. elfs are all paladins.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Some are, yeah. He would be, yeah. good luck getting that across.

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw they will never make movies as good as the lord of the rings ever again
    the last time i was kind of excited to go to the movie theater was for dune and i left thinking yeah its okay i guess. it's been 20 years since i left a theater genuinely impressed by a film.

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    what ever class he is, he needs to reroll

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You got the webm where he's jumping on falling debris?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Elves don't weigh enough to sink when standing on snow. why is the debris thing so ridiculous to people?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >AAAIIEEE HELP ME LEGOLAS

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I know this webm is somehow supposed to make the movies look bad but honestly it just impresses me that there was no CGI used for this shot. No the light shafts weren't added in they were able to make them look that way by utilizing the thing layer of smoke being used.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        yeah that guy nocks and draws arrows pretty fast

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          There's a bow and arrow guy on YouTube who's gone through medieval tapestries and ahit and the existing manuals of arms from that era to recreate REAL bow shooting and you can get that fast with a proper bow and not the toy that homosexual hollywierd c**t is using.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            don't reply to me again, idiot

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Cry more, homosexual.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >I know this webm is somehow supposed to make the movies look bad
        It looks great. The only thing wrong with it is that Aragorn is useless on the side, but for first time watching no one noticed it in the middle of the action and were too busy soifacing at Legolas.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah it looks a little goofy in isolation but most things do.
        Just imagine the comparable scene in the Hobbit movies.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >shoots every Orc except the one that's holding down Aragorn
      wtf Legolas

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        aragorn is fiiiiiine, better compete with the dwarf

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >men and elves dying left and right
          >the fricking wall explodes
          >countless lives are in danger
          >those two c**ts just keep playing their stupid game
          Were Legolas and Gimli sociopaths bred for war?

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ranger

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Are class changes allowed?

    Like I identify as a different class but I'm not really

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >AAIIIIIIIIEEEEEE A HECKIN BORKERINO MORGOTH SAMA HEELLLLPP MEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Sauron never had the makings of a varsity maiar

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Who isthe main character of Lotr?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Me.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Sam according to Tolkien, but he was probably trolling at people answering the annoying question, mixed with his fetish for what he saw as le-salt-of-the-earth types.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He said that to a guy who was literally named Gamgee, he admitted to being deeply shook by it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Frodo

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Sam motherfricking Gamgee.

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He is a warrior skilled with sword and bow and has extensive woodland survival skills.
    So literally a ranger.
    How is this even a question?

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He's a classic Ranger. From the Player's Handbook of ADnD (1978):
    >Rangers are a sub-class of fighter who are adept at woodcraft, tracking, scouting, and infiltration and spying. All rangers must be of good alignment (q.v.), although they can be lawful, chaotic, or neutral otherwise.

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

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    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Is this Eleven Labs or Tortoise?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        ElevenLabs, Tortoise is not nearly as good no matter what Ganker says
        Here's Godfrey reading the poem Cimmeria

        https://vocaroo.com/1mypPi9x69DA

        Man, this tech is so cool. It’s gonna suck when they start cracking down on it.

        The devs already showed themselves to be c**ts, but it's only a matter of time before it goes open source, the genie out of the bottle. Audiobook kino the likes of which we could never imagine is on the horizon.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Man, this tech is so cool. It’s gonna suck when they start cracking down on it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the one with all the hobbits talking, and it does all different kinds of hobbit voices, how the FRICK does it know to do that? this shit is fricked, it's scary where this is gonna go

  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He’s an elf fricker.
    >great work if you can get it

  45. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I hate dnd Black folk so much its unreal, dont you homosexuals have some wheelchair accessible dungeon to loot?

  46. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    In D&D terms, Aragorn is a level 6 Fighter at best.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He's a half elf that's been rangering for 60+ years as an adult. He's got 12 levels in pure DnD 1 ranger. Because that's what that class was based upon. Aragorn.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Was he a half elf? I thought his long lifespan was due to his lineage but still being from the race if 'men'

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Aragorn and elrond are related.

          The half elves were given a choice, elfdom or mankind. The numenoreans choose man, elrond and his folk chose elfkind.

          So they got the grace and timelessness of the elves. The numenoreans got the strength and vivacity of Man.

          But they are all still half elves.

          Legolas is like, the only actual elf in the LotR books, galadriel and cerebrimbor too..

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >cerebrimbor
            Celeborn. The other guy is the smith who created the rings.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              .bah. he was barely in the hobbit so I pretty much forget him.

              But yes for actual characters we see lots of, only legolas is an elf. And he's a dirty hippy woods elf at that. Not even a proper elf elf. They've already all fricked off to valinor? By the time of hobbit and LotR

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >Celeborn
              You mean Teleporno

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Teleporno
                Next you'll be telling me there's an elf called Cumbrain

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            just to be a nitpicking homosexual. Círdan the shipwright was also full elven and he was in the books

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              So yeah. There aren't actually a lot of elves in the books at all. Every actual elf has pretty much buggered off to sleep eat and frick Island.

              Which you gotta admit, seems like a pretty great place to go to.
              Beats 'let's slaughter orcs and goblins fruitlessly for ANOTHER thousand odd years or so only for the frickers to STILL not die' country.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, a level 12 can go toe to toe with a fire giant. You have no idea of the power scales of D&D.

  47. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He's a Lawful Good Ranger and Fighter multiclass.
    and he has a gift giving him a bonus to his charisma modifier.

    He uses a bow, but most of the time he uses a sword, especially during open field battles, so I would say that ranger is like his secondary class, and he mains fighter.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      he is the reason ranger class exists homie wtf are you talking about?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Ranger is a sub-class of fighter dip ass

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        D&D Ranger is still nothing like Aragorn. Does Aragon have an animal companion? Does Aragorn perform nature magic?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          D&D Ranger isn't a direct 1:1 replica of LOTR Aragorn but that doesn't mean he isn't the origin of it
          And if you stop looking at 3e and beyond and look at the original ranger you'd realize it's significantly closer to him than anything else. Hell back in 2e Ranger was just a fighter with some slightly supernatural ability in nature and only ever got magic at like 15th level, with 1st level priest spells. The animal companion and early spells is taking the concept of Aragorn (and a few other characters, drawing on stories that originated from d&d among others) and making it more magical because D&D is immensely more in your face with magic than LotR is. This is also why anyone who says Gandalf wasn't a wizard is a fricking moron who doesn't get this too

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          That isn't DnD ranger. That's RA SALVATORE'S OC DONUT STILL assfrickening of ranger class into pure shit homosexualry Mary Sue moronation.

          Aragorn is what the Ranger class was even created for.

          Just because some homosexual came along years later and tried to ruin it in their wienerlust for cringey emo shit doesn't change reality, you revisionist assclown.

  48. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Describe the EEnE cast in terms of D&D classes.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      > Ed - Barbarian
      >Edd - Artificer
      >Eddy - Rogue
      >Sarah - Barbarian
      >Jimmy - Bard / Cleric
      >Johnny - Monk / Ranger
      >Rolph - Paladin
      >Kanker sisters collectively are probably fighters
      >Kevin - A fighter without bike, Artificer with bike
      >Nazz - Druid

      No other answers are acceptable.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I was thinking Nazz and Jimmy would be swapped but I see what you mean

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Johnny
        >Monk

        Strangely accurate

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Rolph is some sort of Cleric, Lawful Evil.

  49. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Since he can kill endlessly he's probably a barb who regains health when he kills shit

  50. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    frick these movies are so good. Been a while since i watched them. WIll definitely watch them this week

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I make sure to watch the Extended Edition almost every year. I genuinelly think they're the greatest movies ever filmed.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Cant really think of a movie that comes close to it tbh

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >desu
          wtf i didnt type that

  51. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ranger who respects into the Bard class at the end of the movie.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      King, Lord, Leader type classes generally have some form of Inspire abilities.

  52. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What class is he?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Evil aligned Cleric with some necromancy spells. Maybe dualled into fighter.

  53. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Best LOTR game coming through

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Battle for middle earth for me but your pick is solid too

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      TW Med 2 Divide and Conquer for me, and Shadow of War, I maintain that this is a great game even if the LotR aspect of it is utterly borked.

  54. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Gandalf only ever uses magic against magic/magical creatures. He uses magic against the nazguls whilst they are attacking the fleeing gondorians. Magic against the balrog, magic against saruman etc.
    you never see him use it against orcs, goblins, trolls or urukai

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No he used magic against orcs in both Hobbit and LOTR, he strikes them dead with lightning

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry, i never read past the tom bombadil part of the first book so i dont know

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm glad Gandalf isn't shown doing 'magic' as such in LOTR. I find these scenes way more powerful than some awful over the top CGI wizard battle. The whole scene on Caradhras is one my favourites, the idea that Saruman is dozens of miles away coaxing a giant mountain to collapse on intruders while Gandalf tries to talk it down is sick

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        agreed. Makes sense when you think about it. He was sent as an emissary by the valar to teach and guide the people of middle earth to defeat Sauron. Not to go and do it themselves (which saruman eventually tried to do). Which is why in my headcanon Gandalf only uses magic against forces that aren't inherent to Middle earth. Like using cheats to kill cheaters

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I know Christopher Lee wanted to play Gandalf but holy shit he is perfect for Saruman. The voice, the looks. Perfect Saruman.
        I miss him :/

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Tolkien himself promised him the role if it was ever made into a movie, but I agree, he was just too perfect as Saruman. Plus he had that reputation of playing intimidating villains, even though he was tired of being typecast and wanted the change of playing a beloved character like Gandalf. There was also the issue of his age, as he was 17 years older than McKellan and the role of Gandalf was much more physically demanding.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Im sure i would be saying the opposite if he portrayed Gandalf instead. He would have done a good job if his age allowed it

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I KNOW WHICH IS MY FATE
            BOUND TO AYRIEN'S OLD TALE
            I'LL BE ALWAYS THERE
            FIGHTING THE ANCIENT SIN

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          imagine Christopher fricking Lee, whom you already deeply admired for his previous roles, roll up to your studio and give you 5 paragraphs on how excited he is to play Gandalf and you have to go "weeeeeellll"

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            and he read the LOTR and The Hobbit every year and could provide some real insights to his character

  55. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >They were once men, they still are but they once were too

  56. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If we're talking dragons dogma then he's an assassin funnily enough

  57. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    https://discord.gg/EDjfPJNF

  58. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ranger then paladin with points in herbalism

  59. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    noble warrior

  60. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Early dexterity focus, switches up to a knight character after legolas joins the party, can’t have two speedy archery guys on the same party.

  61. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So who were able to resist the power of the ring in their possession? Bombadil and Sam?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Frodo technically tried to give the ring up to Galadriel and Gandalf. So he should also be included in that list
      Bilbo left the ring to Frodo willingly as well. Bombadil, Sam, Frodo and Bilbo.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Sam is basically the only person to ever give it up without having to be coerced or demanded, he gave it up effortlessly.

        its because all the Ring could offer him was outlandish impossible and dumb shit like to be the worlds most powerful Gardner, his dreams were that small, which was his ultimate strength, all he wanted was to take his friend back home, and that determination was stronger than all the fabled doomed heros of old.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Bombadil
      Can you call it resisting when the ring didn't even affect him in any way?

  62. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The entire ranger archetype came from him, you fricking tell me. This is like asking what Conan is.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Conan is Fighter/Thief

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        yeah "the barbarian" is just his middle and last name, duh

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Perhaps, if barbarian didn't exist due to him. Instead he's a barbarian with notably high wisdom and charisma.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Book Conan spends most of his time either sneaking around taking out people from behind or running away from trouble, or fighting as a mercenary, wearing heavy armor, as part of an organized military unit. Later in life he spends most of his time as some flavour of top-level leader, like a steppe nomad khan, a pirate captain, a general, or even a king. He's intelligent and has enough self-control to not do stupid things unless he has no other choice.
          Only movie Conan really fits the popular barbarian archetype.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            this, he's "Barbarian" in linege, not in class, he's far more a Rogue+Fighter.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Only movie Conan really fits the popular barbarian archetype
            It really doesn't, the movie shows him being a thief and sneaking around most of the time, as well as wearing heavy armor sometimes. He's also not shown to be dumb or uneducated at all.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              He's shown to be very uneducated in the movie, he spends his time up to adulthood as a slave pushing a wheel or fighting. You can say what you want about that not meaning that he's dumb but he's definitely uneducated. So is book Conan until he gets fairly old, and even then it's not clear how he manages to be so well-informed beyond just being very observant and attentive to important matters.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                They show him being educated in the beginning of the movie

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Doesn't the movie show him getting teached later after he becomes a gladiator and starts getting some prestige? It's been a while since I watched it.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >So is book Conan until he gets fairly old
                The stories make a frequent point of him being stubborn and bull-headed but pretty intelligent and well-informed. israeliteels of Gwalhur takes place when he's pretty young and it makes a point to mention that he's better at linguistics and knows more languages than almost anybody else in the world because of how well-traveled and personable he is. He's frequently shown being able to figure out deception and detect tricks and deceit when he needs to. In Shadows of Zamboula, he figures out that the queen-consort is lying to him about who she was pretty much immediately and out-swindles everybody by getting away with the magic ring when everybody underestimates him as a dim-witted barbarian.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Conan in the books taught me the unbridled power of not just acting dumb, but making sure others perceive you as such, but only when it lends to you some sort of leverage or power.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Not really. D&D has ever been designed by fricking morons. E1? Too stupid for wargames. More modern editions? Ripped off other fiction without understanding it. Current WOTC? Where do I even start?
      Conan was a barbarian, yes, but the D&D and Pathfinder archetypes are fricking moronic and assume you've never read the actual Conan the Cimmerian stories from Robert E Howard. The barbarous nations aren't characterised by ignorance or simplicity but harsh unflinching pragmatism. The reason they become an issue for society is that, when lead by someone with ambition or when it becomes more productive to predate their neighbors than cultivate their own isolated lands, they burst out with more discipline than the civilised worlds and are in no means limited intellectually. They voraciously absorb the techniques and technology in pursuit of total victory and in finding that victory they become weight down by that and settle into a civilization of their own - rinse and repeat.
      Conan himself is extremely intelligent as well as being confident and competent. And while there's a lot of noble savage cope from Howard he admits that the barbarian is as or more chained to preconceptions as a civil man is, it's just that these preconceptions are a little more utilitarian and superstitious than rigid and restrictive. Neither the civil man or the barbarian can advance while holding on to those precepts but the Barbarian, being confronted with the vastness of the world, has a harder time holding on to his than a civil man being confronted with the savagery of nature which he can discount and gate away with town walls.
      D&D and Pathfinder Barbs are just unga bungas. Even the hardiest mountain folk were given more consideration in Howard's work than the smartest D&D barbarians. How dare you compare them positively.

  63. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    King

  64. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >white
    >male
    >warrior
    yep, its kino time.

  65. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    quality

  66. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Hes whatever class the plot decides him to be

  67. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ranger

  68. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He's a ranger. Says so in the books.

  69. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I love LOTR movies so much bros, we are never getting anything like it ever again...

  70. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >that old blogpost that goes on to speculate how Tom Bombadil is the one final evil from which there will be no salvation

  71. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Alright what faction do you align with anons ?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What is this?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It says in the pic.

  72. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Soldier/ Warrior/ Scout

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      NEVER sour Aragorn's name with the abomination that is the fricking Scout class.

  73. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Aragorn is a Black person now.
    Also he's a fricking ranger. Literally part of a group called Rangers of the North.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      lol Wizards of the Coast doesn't get to dictate the grander canon of LoTR.
      then again, who really does now that the whole franchise is getting prostituted out.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        If I have to look at ratqueen RoP's Galadriel every time I search the character, you deal with Black person Aragorn.
        God, I fricking hate Simon Tolkien.

  74. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    king

  75. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ranger and Fighter were both based on him. Fighter was also based on Conan, who later became the basis for the barbarian

  76. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He abandoned the warrior class to become a ranger for majestic elf pussy. As would I.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Remember Aragorn is the descendant of Elrond's brother, so he's commiting incest plowing that elven hole.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        literally every single human on the planet is related if you go back far enough. Elros is like 20 generations removed from aragorn

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Still incest.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >all humans are committing incest when they have sex
            Based worldview.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Well, you are technically correct.

  77. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Meh heh!
    >beats the shit out of your dark god and rapes his ass

  78. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >ranger classes into warrior king
    Name one game

  79. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >all these LARPing motherfrickers pretending they played AD&D

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