i think the last one needs more attention. a lot of consolefags are massive fucking losers who dream of being normalfags so they can go out and party and stuff. they are such fucking losers that they believe this kind of shit will make them happy. these are the same people who >watch TV >listen to pop and hip hop >multiple subs on top of more subs >superhero movie fans >willing to pay 60-70 bucks for a game because media and their personal internet feeds keep flashing them in their faces.
PCfags can be massive losers as well, but the wannabee-normalfagism is almost exclusively a consolefag thing because consolefags, unlike PCfags, can't find an actual interest they can enjoy and occupy themselves with.
Well one is a bit frumpy but still a red head.
The other is a narcasisstic manipulative criminal that created an entire fake child that she hinted was Peters just to get him to help her steal some shit.
So like I said, once you're done thinking with your dick and start thinking with your brain it's a no brainer, why would anyone actually pick black cat other than the bomb sex
Or spend a bunch of time apologizing for literally risking his life constantly to keep people alive and avert disasters.
It's like getting mad at a firefighter for being to busy fighting fires. Then getting mad that he doesn't want you running into the building with no gear or training. MJ is kinda ridiculous in these games.
ok and whats your point?
the question at hand posits that you are peter, and why would you ever choose MJ over Felicia.
personally I would go with the intelligent well meaning person with a good job and their head on their shoulders as opposed to the narrassistic maniuplative liar that created a whole fake child to convince you that it MIGHT be yours which ends up all being bullshit to get you to help her steal some shit so she can fuck off again.
if she or any other gays or lesibans or other women want to have toxic relationships that has zero to do with peter having a normal loving relationship with MJ
>Had pretty strong cheekbones and a defined chin in the 1st game >Chin got shallower and her cheeks got more puffy, but nothing about her facial structure changed so she just looks like a pudgy asian guy now instead of a stronk womyn, which makes even less sense now than her as a police chief since she's doing a lot more physical work as Wraith
honestly I think the lasting damage from the xbone reveal has taken away any good faith M$ will ever have for at least another decade
it's like a generational trauma with how anti-consumer it was
If anything it just opened the eyes for many people
MS admitted that they overconfident and are now back to being the nice guy (read: playing the long game)
Make MJ pretty again, stop forcing nagger morales onto us and spidey games will be kino again.
Fuck that, fuck MJ
There are capable love interests for Spidey and the best one was killed off
Marry right, fuck left while right sits in the corner and watches you bag endless uglier frumpy bitches, making her question and doubt herself so that she always tries her hardest to impress and please you by keeping in top shape and form. You homosexuals are so dumb.
the venom symbiote literally didn't to anything wrong at all.
it wasn't evil until it imprinted on peter
when harry had it there were no problems at all, Peter was being an angsty homosexual. The symbiote wasn't "corrupting" him, the symbiote was more like if he had a few drinks so now he's finally being honest outwardly with his feelings.
that's why MJ immediately went full vapid woman mode
and harry didn't get unhinged until peter took his lifesaving treatment from him, misused it, then told him they had to destroy it while he sat there dying.
He didn't try to hurt anybody unless they attacked him first "but all those oscorp security guards he killed!"
imagine you're dying and armed men come and try to forcibly remove your life support system. That's an attempt at your life, they were trying to kill him whether that was the intent or not
everything harry did as venom was self defense
this is the only way to possibly interperet what happened
even if right isn't a lesbian leading you on there's also a massive target being painted on your back. If black cat ever gets in trouble which will inevitably happen because she is in the business of doing so, you have to get involved. MJ on the other hand rarely ever gets in trouble enough for you to save her unless you are retarded enough to let Mac Gorgon or The Vulture or whatever from knowing your identity.
wrong
it actually became evil because of deadpool.
he is talking about game's canon symbiote not the comics. Deadpool probably doesn't even exist in this universe and it's show who the symbiote came in contact with first.
No. Her character in these games is irredeamable no matter how pretty you make her. She's unironically fucking nuts and Peter should've stayed far away from her.
The female self-inserters would fucking lose it. But it would be fine to make Felicia or Gwen look like that though, because they're 'others' and whores.
Bisexuality makes you an honest to go whore. If you're a man or women. You care about no one or nothing but your own sexual provocations. A literal coom brain caught up their own ass. Either be straight or gay. You can't have your cake and eat it too.
>compels a man
anon, you are playing media designed for women and homosexuals. play and watch more heteronormative masculine media. you will feel happier
They only made black cat bi because most straight men will fetishize and lust over here because of the black tight spandex she's wearing. So to "stick it to the heterosexual norm" they made her """bi""" . Typical mind virus shit mixed in ESG points.
>watch my cousin play this game every now and then >walk in on him doing the part where Miles and Black Cat fight the hunters with that portal wand thing >he audibly groans in exasperation when she talks about her girlfriend
Anecdotes may not be evidence, but it seems that even normalfags are getting sick of this shit.
>implying I'm playing any Spider-Man game made by Insomniac and Sony again after the first one
I think I'll just stick with the old comics and the Superior Spider-Girls.
Silly anon, you assume women have boobs to even have cleavage in this modern age. Women have no curves to show off and if they claim they do, then they're lying according to Snoy.
Uuuuuuhhhh, homosexuality?
Black Cat's bi
Original mostly super straight
She is not bi. Only because they put it in their fanfiction doesn't make it real canon
She got retconned into a bisexual in comics too for a while, most female characters have.
I choose to believe just like with the son she's lying to play an angle
as all women are
what compels a man to pick either of them ?
snoybrains get actually unironically hyped for snoyderman "games", it's honestly better not to dwell on it.
weakness, estrogen, and wannabe-normalfagism.
i think the last one needs more attention. a lot of consolefags are massive fucking losers who dream of being normalfags so they can go out and party and stuff. they are such fucking losers that they believe this kind of shit will make them happy. these are the same people who
>watch TV
>listen to pop and hip hop
>multiple subs on top of more subs
>superhero movie fans
>willing to pay 60-70 bucks for a game because media and their personal internet feeds keep flashing them in their faces.
PCfags can be massive losers as well, but the wannabee-normalfagism is almost exclusively a consolefag thing because consolefags, unlike PCfags, can't find an actual interest they can enjoy and occupy themselves with.
most hip-hop music promotes sexy big booty bitches with their tiddies out and not to put hoes in a pedestal though
What compels a man to make the same threads bitching about an ugly women in a video game no one here played? You a retard?
Thinking with their brain instead of their dick.
>Pick between a frumpy bitch and a lesbo
>using your brain to pick MJ
Unironically who would do this?
Well one is a bit frumpy but still a red head.
The other is a narcasisstic manipulative criminal that created an entire fake child that she hinted was Peters just to get him to help her steal some shit.
So like I said, once you're done thinking with your dick and start thinking with your brain it's a no brainer, why would anyone actually pick black cat other than the bomb sex
>why would anyone actually pick black cat other than the bomb sex
Felicia can actually keep up with the superhero lifestyle unlike MJ meaning Pete wouldn't have to do nearly as much of the double-life routine anymore
Or spend a bunch of time apologizing for literally risking his life constantly to keep people alive and avert disasters.
It's like getting mad at a firefighter for being to busy fighting fires. Then getting mad that he doesn't want you running into the building with no gear or training. MJ is kinda ridiculous in these games.
>it's fine if lesbians and gays and other women have a toxic relationship though!
That's an odd thing.
>randomly bringing up LGTBQ nonsense
lmao how fucking obsessed are you goddamn dude
Felicia is bi, dumbass
>Believing anything Felicia says
Damn you are dumber than Peter
ok and whats your point?
the question at hand posits that you are peter, and why would you ever choose MJ over Felicia.
personally I would go with the intelligent well meaning person with a good job and their head on their shoulders as opposed to the narrassistic maniuplative liar that created a whole fake child to convince you that it MIGHT be yours which ends up all being bullshit to get you to help her steal some shit so she can fuck off again.
if she or any other gays or lesibans or other women want to have toxic relationships that has zero to do with peter having a normal loving relationship with MJ
Damn, calm down schizo
Felicia's bisexual my dude.
I pick the symbiote, I love the comic stories where it's almost like a romance between Eddie and the symbiote.
>almost
Bro they had a baby together.
For me it's le doctore Young, une sexye entomologe
I mean i really feel this Peter is gay and him and Harry really wanted to fuck each other, thought
>making black cat a lesbian
Get woke, go broke
She's bisexual. Just like Sam Maggs, who self inserted her face into her.
and now that cindy moon is in the game we already know what her face will look like
Done.
She was actually based in Spider-Man 2 though. Basically female punisher.
>Had pretty strong cheekbones and a defined chin in the 1st game
>Chin got shallower and her cheeks got more puffy, but nothing about her facial structure changed so she just looks like a pudgy asian guy now instead of a stronk womyn, which makes even less sense now than her as a police chief since she's doing a lot more physical work as Wraith
It amazes me that self-inserters are ACTUALLY jealous of Black Cat
The writers
Left one looks like she has a personality and can be hanged out with
the left one wrote it
bad writers who have a bad habit of self inserting themselves into everything they write
What compels a man to choose Sony?
a "man"
heh
honestly I think the lasting damage from the xbone reveal has taken away any good faith M$ will ever have for at least another decade
it's like a generational trauma with how anti-consumer it was
Being controlled by a self-inserting writer
If anything it just opened the eyes for many people
MS admitted that they overconfident and are now back to being the nice guy (read: playing the long game)
Fuck that, fuck MJ
There are capable love interests for Spidey and the best one was killed off
all of spideys love interest are alive in this universe. It's canon he only dated MJ and Felicia in this timeline
Well the jury's still out on if Gwen exists
Marry right, fuck left while right sits in the corner and watches you bag endless uglier frumpy bitches, making her question and doubt herself so that she always tries her hardest to impress and please you by keeping in top shape and form. You homosexuals are so dumb.
Both suck but right is a bislut so I'd go left too I guess
>Self insert dev: the feminist story
the venom symbiote literally didn't to anything wrong at all.
it wasn't evil until it imprinted on peter
when harry had it there were no problems at all, Peter was being an angsty homosexual. The symbiote wasn't "corrupting" him, the symbiote was more like if he had a few drinks so now he's finally being honest outwardly with his feelings.
that's why MJ immediately went full vapid woman mode
and harry didn't get unhinged until peter took his lifesaving treatment from him, misused it, then told him they had to destroy it while he sat there dying.
He didn't try to hurt anybody unless they attacked him first "but all those oscorp security guards he killed!"
imagine you're dying and armed men come and try to forcibly remove your life support system. That's an attempt at your life, they were trying to kill him whether that was the intent or not
everything harry did as venom was self defense
this is the only way to possibly interperet what happened
even if right isn't a lesbian leading you on there's also a massive target being painted on your back. If black cat ever gets in trouble which will inevitably happen because she is in the business of doing so, you have to get involved. MJ on the other hand rarely ever gets in trouble enough for you to save her unless you are retarded enough to let Mac Gorgon or The Vulture or whatever from knowing your identity.
wrong
it actually became evil because of deadpool.
he is talking about game's canon symbiote not the comics. Deadpool probably doesn't even exist in this universe and it's show who the symbiote came in contact with first.
Would MJ have been more popular if she looked like this?
She's so gross, there are hundreds of better e-whores with far less viewers.
No. Her character in these games is irredeamable no matter how pretty you make her. She's unironically fucking nuts and Peter should've stayed far away from her.
>accept symbiote powersuit
Still would
The female self-inserters would fucking lose it. But it would be fine to make Felicia or Gwen look like that though, because they're 'others' and whores.
What *is* a man?
adult human male
A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS!
Bisexuality makes you an honest to go whore. If you're a man or women. You care about no one or nothing but your own sexual provocations. A literal coom brain caught up their own ass. Either be straight or gay. You can't have your cake and eat it too.
Why left one looks way worse than in first Spiderman and why right one is suddenly homo?
um... why does the right have the joey wheeler meme chin?
Why didn't they give Miles his cute snowbunny gf as opposed to that disabled girl?
wait he and and this girl don't get together?
gwen is trans
she's an insufferable white woman liberal with trans lives matters signs in her room, not a tranny
Therefore troon out.
could've stopped at white woman
Repressed homosexuality
no heterosxual man would take any of these
>No straight man would take this
KYS
That's a man
No gay man or lesbian would either.
All lesbos are truck drivers but they're only interested in cute and feminine petite women.
>compels a man
anon, you are playing media designed for women and homosexuals. play and watch more heteronormative masculine media. you will feel happier
They only made black cat bi because most straight men will fetishize and lust over here because of the black tight spandex she's wearing. So to "stick it to the heterosexual norm" they made her """bi""" . Typical mind virus shit mixed in ESG points.
Audiences self-insert as MJ and view Black Cat as competition.
Real Chads know they are both ugly.
Neither
Fuckoff Snoy
We will get fan game about neko nun (darkstalker) or solo Black Cat/Sliver Sable
Black Cat had always been better. I also liked Gwen more for Peter than MJ. Maybe I got a thing for Blondes.
I just dislike MJ in general, even outside of the games
Unfortunately no game will give us the happy PeteXFelicia ending we deserve.
Make MJ pretty again, stop forcing nagger morales onto us and spidey games will be kino again.
more like neither? choosing right is just coping/bargaining
I'm more inclined to pick the right out of spite, because of the whining and the jealousy
>watch my cousin play this game every now and then
>walk in on him doing the part where Miles and Black Cat fight the hunters with that portal wand thing
>he audibly groans in exasperation when she talks about her girlfriend
Anecdotes may not be evidence, but it seems that even normalfags are getting sick of this shit.
I don't want either of them.
Based on the post credits you'll have to settle for Silk next game I'm afraid
>implying I'm playing any Spider-Man game made by Insomniac and Sony again after the first one
I think I'll just stick with the old comics and the Superior Spider-Girls.
Flat Cat
And this is what they took from us.
Why are Insomniac afraid of giving her cleavage?
Silly anon, you assume women have boobs to even have cleavage in this modern age. Women have no curves to show off and if they claim they do, then they're lying according to Snoy.
They're both ugly
20 years of marriage but even that's not a guarantee
WHY don't guys ever go for the nice girls!! They only go for the fucking bimbo stacies!
>they made black cat gay for no reason
I'm so tired of California. Practically every line of dialog in this game is explicitly leftist and woke.
both are ugly so maybe the left can cook or is more fun to be around or fucks like a fighter jet or something
AAA games should stop scanning faces and start making more stylized characters and they wouldn't look so uncanny valley.
Low self esteem.