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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Trash transcoot was never good

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fpwp

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The remakes are better than the originals, not even memeing.
      99% of the difficulty from the originals came from horrible controls and trash frame rate.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      trying too hard there bud

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's alright if you never played the originals and built a feel for how the games are SUPPOSED to play.
    It's pretty awful if you've played the originals, and it gets WORSE if you're trying the time trials for the first two games since they were lazily pasted in and Crash 1 and 2 are not designed for something like that, and if you're going for platinums you're going to be running up against the little issues the game has FAR more.
    I rate it a RemakesAreCheatingBecauseThey'reAlreadyGoodGames/10

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >they were lazily pasted in and Crash 1 and 2 are not designed for something like that
      ? it's just pasting a clock on a level, what the fuck do you need to "design"?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Crash 3's levels are largely designed in a way that you can complete them in a single sprint to the goal.
        Crash 1 & 2 aren't really designed in a way you can sprint all the way to the end there's points where you're clearly meant to stop and be patient and a lot of the relic times are done by brute forcing.

        Are 2 and 3 worth playing if I disliked the first game and didn't bother playing the sequels?

        It depends on what you didn't like about the first game.
        If it was too basic, yeah you might like 2 & 3, Crash's moveset is a lot more fluid and fun to fuck around with.
        If you don't really like Crash gameplay at all you might not like it.
        I'd say maybe go get Crash 2 and try the first few stages, if you like it you'll probably like it and 3.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I liked that they added playable coco

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why were the Crash remakes oozing with soul? Who were the devs?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Vicarious Visions, the guys who did the GBA games and Nitro Kart.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Soulless.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bot

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are 2 and 3 worth playing if I disliked the first game and didn't bother playing the sequels?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, they're very different

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Crash 3's levels are largely designed in a way that you can complete them in a single sprint to the goal.
        Crash 1 & 2 aren't really designed in a way you can sprint all the way to the end there's points where you're clearly meant to stop and be patient and a lot of the relic times are done by brute forcing.
        [...]
        It depends on what you didn't like about the first game.
        If it was too basic, yeah you might like 2 & 3, Crash's moveset is a lot more fluid and fun to fuck around with.
        If you don't really like Crash gameplay at all you might not like it.
        I'd say maybe go get Crash 2 and try the first few stages, if you like it you'll probably like it and 3.

        Thanks for the opinions, I think I'll try out Crash 2 in the near future and see if I like it more.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was an absolutely grueling and miserable experience.
    >The very act of jumping on a platform is a challenge in of itself because the fucking pill-shaped hitbox makes it easy to slip off of it or overshoot it and plummet to your death.
    >Many occasions where enemies and obstacles are off camera such as the instances where you're forced to backtrack or those fucking robots in the sewers that dart towards you from corners.
    >The fucked hitboxes on some enemies like those robot starfish where if you're one pixel off from their center, jumping on them like you're supposed to will kill you.
    >Failing a bonus level forces you to sit through almost a minute to watch your wumpa stash drain to zero.
    >Enemies like the jumping monkeys are hard to pinpoint what spots to avoid thanks to the game making depth perception a headache.
    >The fucking motorcycle levels in 3 being worse than every vehicle section in Spyro 3 combined. Why does turning work 50% of the time? Why in the fuck do the shadows and holes look indistinguishable?
    >The general gameplay that involves painstakingly weighting for the enemies and obstacles to reveal their weak spots or move out of the way before you can continue.

    These games were the first time I ever gave up on 100%ing. Mario, Spyro, Rayman, Jak and Daxter, and even those licensed Spongebob and Tak and the Power of Juju games blow Crash out of the water. Twinsanity, Nitro-Fueled, and Rumble are good but the N Sane Trilogy is so fucking bad. LMFAO what did people see in these games?

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I loved it! Never played any Crash or Spyro game in my life because we were a Nintendo and Sega family.I saw commercials for it and fun fact I thought the N on Cortex’s head stood for ‘Nintendo’ and the joke was that the cool Sony hero was thrashing the stupid Nintendo mad scientist
    I brought the remake because I like furry platformers and it looked like something I would love, and I was right. Also I gave up on waiting for a brand new Donkey Kong game so Crash filled the void

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was kino. Improved on the original trilogy in numerous ways and filtered shitters. 3 > 1 > 2

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All the birds have creepy fucking eyes.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Crash 2 got butchered

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Still waiting for CTR: NF ported to pc

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Me too anon but at least we can emulate the switch version

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    laggy as shit on consoles. I wished they release a 60fps version on PS5 or just unlock the framerate.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It plays a worse at 60fps.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >mario playing his favorite game crash bandicoot on his $4000 computer bought with nintendo money

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the base look of crash 2 and 3 is perfect, it was a style unto itself and not really meaningfully held back by the tech, however in execution there were some pretty ugly levels here and there, some ugly effects and low poly models. I think dumping the old style in the trash and going for a generic de saturated pixar look was a mistake, they should have approached it with the mindset of bringing the original look in accordance with your memory of it.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I swear this game was massively disliked because it was filled with bugs and glitches

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's more broken at framerates above 30fps, and plays just different enough from the originals to fuck over people who played the hell out of them.
      You're mixing it up with the Spyro remake which was more fucked up.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sex with ninanon and coco bandicoot

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