What did Hideo mean by this?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i often eat spaghetti with just salt, pepper, and olive oil and nothing else.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not even sauce?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        the pasta cooking water makes a sauce when mixed with the olive oil and tossed spaghetti.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]

        good one

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Puttanesca.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Aglio olio e peperoncino, in italy it's prepared when you don't want to bother cooking.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'd have that every day of the week

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Might want to mix it up bro. Unless you want to birth a lump of concrete after a week of gestation.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I do even less, just boil the pasta in salted water and it nothing but that. I do cook proper meals obviously, this is more of a too lazy to do anything else food. Better than snacking on sweets or chips.
      I have a really nice imported Italian pasta and it tastes amazing compared to store brands even just by itself.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dude at least use garlic salt

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        easy there fatass

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Toamto sauce is easy and fast to make, there's no reason you shouldn't bother to make some

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're a freak. I don't care if the italians do it. It's wrong.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Italians make all of "their" dishes wrong. A complete abomination of a people.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      i'd rather have some vinegar than the salt

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah i put a shit ton of Parmesan on that too

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        spaghetti + olive oil + parmesan is just nice. Once had that in front of my uncle and he thought I was a weirdo for eating like that kek but frick it's tasty

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          its good w/ pesto too
          i've never really been a huge fan of tomato sauces

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >i've never really been a huge fan of tomato sauces
            Make someone eat nothing but pasta + tomato sauce every day for months and that's what is going to happen. Natural distaste for such a simple dish. I still eat it when offered but if given the choice I will pick something else to have along with my pasta

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I put ketchup on mine

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good anon.
      >all of these Baccalas using the term sauce
      Its called gravy

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's actually called tomato blood

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        real italians don't call it gravy, that's just a jersey wop thing

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That doesn’t even sound bad

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only thing I put on my spaghetti is parmesan cheese. And sometimes sausage.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me its hand grated Parmesan and fresh ground pepper.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cincinatti Chili > Spaghetti

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Cincinatti Chili
      >ever
      child molesting homosexuals like you belong in a fricking landfill
      >Verification not required.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        based

        Cincinatti Chili > Spaghetti

        die in darkness!
        *ults you as Zed*

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        One of the gayest posts of all time

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Inb4 "frequent Ganker poster found guilty of grooming minors and receiving illicit photos from young boys"

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      only based if you smother it in cheese and half a diced onion

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        5 way or no way.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Those look like udon. They're too fat to be spaghs

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bucatini

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, these have a rectangular shape. They're udon

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Japan invented and copyrighted thick square section noodles
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spaghetti_alla_chitarra

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous
      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Italy just stole noodles from the Chinese anyway

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Considering he's a jap and they regularly do shit like substituting a western dish with jap ingredients, such as a hamburger with teriyaki meat. Do you really believe he was served "Spaghetti alla chitarra" or just fricking udon pasta?

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was eating pasta, like his favorite popular western film *insert mob movie here*

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Death Stranding 2 will be written in JavaScript

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think he meant Metal Gear Thrembo will be written entirely in SQL

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t get it

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    KOJIMASAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    he spilled his spaghetti

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He invented spaghetti?

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    To this day I still have no idea why italianshtis act so smug and superior about their cuisine when 90% of it is pasta, olive oil, tomato sauce and cheese

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      God you are fricking moronic, I hate Americans so fricking much

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's not much of an argument. Olive oil is a fantastically healthy oil to use and cook with, tomato sauce is good and cheese used in moderation is good but pasta is pure carb filler like bread. Nothing special there.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >be fatass Amerishart
          >HURR ITALIAN FOOD IS JUST PASTA CHEESE AND TOMATO SAUCE
          >don't understand why that makes you look stupid as frick because you are a dumb burger with the palate of a donkey

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            As far as obesity goes, you sound like a typical obese neet with high-blood pressure causing you to constantly be on edge like right now over nothing.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              [...]
              Damn bro, it sucks because I want to understand your argument but it’s really hard to pay attention to third worlders. Can you try not being from an American-obsessed shithole when you post?

              >HURR ITALIAN FOOD IS JUST PASTA CHEESE AND TOMATO SAUCE
              Well I mean it is.

              >>HURR ITALIAN FOOD IS JUST PASTA CHEESE AND TOMATO SAUCE
              he forgot the salt and pepper

              > you look stupid as frick because you are a dumb burger

              I hate when burgerclaps who don't know anything about food or cooking talk about food and cooking.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                are salt and pepper not a key ingredient to a good pasta sauce?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Okay Benito

                Obese creatures of dirt

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                t. helicopter hands

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Are salt and pepper not key ingredients to a good pasta sauce?

                Rolly polly blobs of failure

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                why wouldn't you answer a very simple question about the role of salt and pepper in a proper pasta sauce?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Gigantic ball of human waste

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                like the proper state of uncooked spaghetti, this one is broken.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Are salt and pepper not key ingredients to a good pasta sauce?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Okay Benito

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Name one italian food that doesn't contain Cheese, Tomatoes, Olive Oil or Pasta that isn't a dessert.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >moving the goalposts
                Must be the most exercise you've had all week, Fatfrick McFatass

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >no answer
                I win!

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I *huff, huff, wheeze* w-win... *keels over from a stroke*

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Still waiting for an answer~

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I...I... AIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE *dies of a heart attack*

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >when he breaka da pasta too much
                Remember me Argentina (white)...

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Concession accepted. Thank you for your cooperation!

                >Italy surrenders
                >again
                FORZA ITAL-ACK

                Jiggling sacks of refuse

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Also known as modern Italians.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Concession accepted. Thank you for your cooperation!

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Italy surrenders
                >again
                FORZA ITAL-ACK

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                First off, food isn't a dish, you made a list of food, so asking for food that doesn't contain FOOD is already moronic.
                Secondly, even something as simple as a piadina doesn't have anything you listed, I don't even need to bring up actual dishes like Ossobuco or the myriad of meat/fish based dishes from the various regions.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                uh none of those are italian
                spaghetti is italian.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                You jest, but this is how the average Amerishart thinks.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                An actual answer! Thank you. I concede

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >HURR ITALIAN FOOD IS JUST PASTA CHEESE AND TOMATO SAUCE
            Well I mean it is.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >>HURR ITALIAN FOOD IS JUST PASTA CHEESE AND TOMATO SAUCE
            he forgot the salt and pepper

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            > you look stupid as frick because you are a dumb burger

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why assume he's American? I'm from Friesland and I think your food is shit. Most Euros do lol

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Frenchcuck
              KEK. Most overrated shit food in existence. Go back to your smegma crackers, you white flag-waving nitwit

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Friesland
                >Frenchcuck
                this is either amerishart education on display or high quality bait

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ik ook

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >be fatass Amerishart
        >HURR ITALIAN FOOD IS JUST PASTA CHEESE AND TOMATO SAUCE
        >don't understand why that makes you look stupid as frick because you are a dumb burger with the palate of a donkey

        Damn bro, it sucks because I want to understand your argument but it’s really hard to pay attention to third worlders. Can you try not being from an American-obsessed shithole when you post?

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hideo Kojima invented strand type pasta

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T SAY IT. YOU KNOW THE WORD. DON'T.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spaghetti time.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      MOM'S SPAGHETTI

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      POST MORE DUCKS

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        .

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >mortal kombat 1 fatality leaks

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          holy fricking shit

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why did he do that? Who wants to eat Seagull? There's god knows how many fish right there

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            The Albatross Munchie

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous
      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I want to strangle that little piece of SHIT

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            t.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're cruising for a brusin there, Jimbo...

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          does somone have the duck image with the "ITS OVER" caption?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I will SMASH that fricking thing with a hammer.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pato

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Black person

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fideo Kojima

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Heh

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      EFL's will not get this

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, some of those do know spanish. Just call them EOPs

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      low-hanging fruit

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can't argue with that

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    goyslop

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's a fan of Mussolini.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    pasta strands

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fideo Kojima

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    FIDEOS COCINA

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    A Hideo Kojima Meal™

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    HOLY SHIT GUYS!
    IS THAT A SILENT HILLS TEASER??

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's saying good luck fixing the spaghetti code of mgs4 you gays

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    goodbye sausage

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's HIDEOus, like him.

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      code?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        lyoko

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        KTRA-472

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      MOOOOOODS

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Italians are coming to kill her and her family.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >this kills the italian

        Imagine a culture so fragile that breaking pasta in half sends them into a frenzied rage

        >breaka the spaghetti
        >cause an international incident

        americans can't be really this stupid to believe breaking 'ghetti in half enrages wogs
        like fricking hell stop browsing the internet for a while and take a walk

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Rest easy, Thurston me boy.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            speak bri'ish, muttoid

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >this kills the italian

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine a culture so fragile that breaking pasta in half sends them into a frenzied rage

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >breaka the spaghetti
        >cause an international incident

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        To be honest is a big meme, it depends in Italy a lot of dishes are done with broken pasta

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        they pussified after they got rid of Fashy-time and their Monarchy

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      TOTAL

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        This seems like a good way to poke an eye. Should wear proper PPE.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Paint Olympics (Italia)

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Do you wannt know how I lost my hair?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sauce?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        marinara

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It looks like a yuru camp live action judging by her hat and by the fact she's camping outside

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >camping outside
          As opposed to camping inside you FRICKING STUPID moronic FRICK

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >he doesn't know
            Sucks you didn't have a proper childhood but don't be too envious mkay?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >dumb FRICK calls this camping
              YOU STUPID FRICKING c**t

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Your rage amuses me!

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                tranime

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                tourist have a nice day right now

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                frickin malding m8

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >tranimetroon is a fricking moron
                Every time.

                tranime website

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >tranimetroon is a fricking moron
                Every time.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Refer to

                tourist have a nice day right now

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >p-pwease refer to uwu
                You will never be a woman, groomer freak.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Uhm zoomie, this is Ganker not /misc/

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                /misc/ site
                /misc/ board

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >zoomer saved a thumbnail
                Phoneposting has been the end of this shit hole website

                >they fell for it
                newbies are so cute <3

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >zoomer saved a thumbnail
                Phoneposting has been the end of this shit hole website

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                You will never fit in, Black person zoomer

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >he never camped inside with a fort
            do homies really?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >barely any water
      >less than 10% of noodles are submerged
      Why though? This triggers my autism almost as much as seeing rice grains used to hold pens

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Anonymous realizing his undocumented Italian heritage from seeing a japanese women snapping some pasta

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          generational trauma

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            lul

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anon I'm not Italian I'm Sicilian

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            You are a DOG

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I'm not Italian, I'm even swarthier.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      2 nukes wasn't enough

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did this moron ever explain what the frick a "Strand genre game" is, other than a shitty, pretentious walking sim full of garbage music?

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    this guy is the biggest moron on earth
    i hope the MGS3 remake btfo's Death Stranding

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Drops his slop infront of you
    Well, are you gonna eat the gaijinslop?

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    he is calling MSG3 remake slop

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He invented the pasta known as SPAGHETTI.

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    the new mgs has spaghetti code

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    SOMEONE TAKE HIM TO A REAL ITALIAN ESTABLISHMENT I'M NOT EVEN ITALIAN AND THIS HURTS
    I'VE LITERALLY SEEN WHAT SAIZERIYA SERVES AND EVEN THAT LOOKS LIKE A STEP UP

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It actually is. Holy shit

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Whats wrong with that?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        What the frick is this slop get it the frick away from my sight

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    lotsa spaghetti

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pasta wheel
      neat

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >acini di pepe
      Tempestine
      >radiatori
      fake
      >shell
      >elbows
      seriously?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >radiatori
      is that real what the frick. i gotta look this up

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Radiatore is my favorite. My grocery store started selling it recently and I audibly gasped when I saw it, hadn't had it since I was a kid. Fricking awesome pasta.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >rigatoniricky36

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >radiatori
      >it's real

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      do italians not have a word for elbows?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        high knees, which is also where the word heiny originated.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          elboeissimo

          Elbows do not exist in Italy

          elbowini

          all correct answers

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        elboeissimo

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Elbows do not exist in Italy

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          So they just have stick arms that only move at the shoulder and wrist? Wow.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            No, all italians are simply innately aware that elbows are a lie of the demiurge and we have knees on our arms.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous
              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >when you realize that hes right

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >So they just have stick arms that only move at the shoulder and wrist?
            Have you ever seen an Italian talking? Their wrists are moving faster than their mouths on a good day.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        elbowini

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Elbippityboopityboppity

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://www.divella.it/en/products/48-chifferini-lisci/
        https://www.divella.it/en/products/53-gomiti/

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >radiatori

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >radiatori
      fricking lmao

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >radiatori
        Its frickin awesome. It catches and holds sauce and broth like no other.

  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    la creatividad

  34. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    this thread reminded me i have 5lbs of frozen cheese ravioli in the fridge
    im gonna make tomato sauce tomorrow and dine like a king

  35. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Delta is going to be made with spaghetti code

  36. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its a reference to the Guns and Roses album 'The Spaghetti Incident', which was a cover album (aka remake).

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      explains why it's so shitty then

  37. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's subtweeting a coder he's angry at for putting spaghetti code in some project

  38. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    NOT A GAY

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw you're alright

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      then why does he constantly retweet homoerotic Death Stranding fan art?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Does he really?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      farewell sausage
      >CHICO IS QUIET GUISE

  39. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Death Stranding 2 is made by an AI.

  40. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pastanig still crying
    lel

  41. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought it was a photo of Chef Boyardee at first as if he was comparing the MGS3 remake to cheap shitty food.

  42. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's been playing Factorio, clearly

  43. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    his next game will be a spaghetti western

  44. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where's the meat?

  45. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fideo Cocina

  46. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I put ketchup on mine

  47. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Guy is seething over mgstriangle

  48. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    what is that, chef boyardee?

  49. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was hungry

  50. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    gulwwwwwwwp .

  51. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Abe's murderer still not jailed?

  52. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cooked spaghetti
    >add one tin of zesty tomato sauce deenz
    >toss
    it's gaming time.

  53. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He doesn't need to mean anything, he counts on you idiots inventing some meaning for his bullshit.

  54. 10 months ago
    saucy

    Kojima is a weezer fan

    Pork and Beans

  55. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >all these people ITT eating pasta with no protein
    This is why you are fat

  56. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yoo anyone seen my dog?

  57. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    linguini is nasty

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      is linguini Italian for your moms pussy?
      booooooom got'im

  58. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there any pasta recipe I can do using some Tawny Port? I have left over and no normal red wine

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