What do you play while taking your weekly shit?
What do you play while taking your weekly shit?
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>Weekly shit
moron take a laxative and eat fiber
>Weekly
Try monthly, rookie
>weekly shit
I take fat powerful shits daily. Get on my level.
Big bottoming energy.
I stopped eating bread/what flour of all kinds and I went from shitting once or twice a week to having the healthiest, fastest, cleanest shits every day.
>you were eating garbage bread
No I was eating whole grain breads but it made no difference.
I eat grains regularly and shit twice a day, nice long 20+ inch logs each time
your gut microbiome is dogshit
you're a gutlet
Get kombucha
>Thinks whole grain makes any difference if it's made by a supermarket
Either make your own bread (easy as shit) or just buy from actual bakeries.
The problem IS NOT THE FLOUR, it is the insipid amount of vegetable oil.
I was diagnosed with ibs, and the craziest thing is that fiber triggers it worse than anything else. If i eat any vegetables i get extreme diarrhea. The worst is broccoli. Stomach pains, chills, and usually roids as an aftermath. It sucks. Ive tried elimination diet and the only thing that really works is avoiding fiber. Ironically, i can drink milk perfectly fine.
I don't like sitting on the toilet, so I wait until I'm actually ready to shit.
It takes me less then a minute to drop my load and move on with my life.
I don't understand how people take 30+ minutes to shit.
Obesity, bad diets, etc.
nothing, i prepare to shit outside the bathroom while doing other stuff, and just sit on the toilet and shit inmediatly and get on with my life.
i don't know how people can sit there and use their phones, sounds disgusting as fuck.
most of my time shitting is spent shitposting on Ganker. why? because it seems fitting and i find it appropriate to condition myself to smell shit when i use this website
i poop every day???? i also have beans, flax seeds and oats every day, its great
I hardly shit anymore, fuck knows what is wrong with me. Literally like once every two weeks or so. Not like I'm doing much either, mainly sitting at home.
I dont, I usually just jerk off cause I can aim my cock into the toilet and theres very little to clean up. The last thing I remember playing on the toilet was Splinter Cell Chaos Theory on my 3ds. I think it was the bank level.
>jacking off while shitting
Absolute degeneracy.
I'm German tho?
i did that once, then i got hemmoriod, not pleasant
I take multiple stinky horrid shits a day. Probably 2 - 3 times a day.
i hold my dick so it doesn't touch the toilet or sink on the water.
/v/
>your weekly shit?
zombies can't eat my brains if i'm shitting my brains out
they can eat your shit thogh.
Shit retention is not a meme it's real, the longer you hold onto you guy bacteria the more powerful you get. Go read up on the topic it will change your life trust me.