What do you play while taking your weekly shit?

What do you play while taking your weekly shit?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Weekly shit

    Black person take a laxative and eat fiber

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Weekly
    Try monthly, rookie

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >weekly shit
    I take fat powerful shits daily. Get on my level.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Big bottoming energy.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I stopped eating bread/what flour of all kinds and I went from shitting once or twice a week to having the healthiest, fastest, cleanest shits every day.
    >you were eating garbage bread
    No I was eating whole grain breads but it made no difference.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I eat grains regularly and shit twice a day, nice long 20+ inch logs each time

      your gut microbiome is dogshit

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you're a gutlet

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Get kombucha

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Thinks whole grain makes any difference if it's made by a supermarket
      Either make your own bread (easy as shit) or just buy from actual bakeries.
      The problem IS NOT THE FLOUR, it is the insipid amount of vegetable oil.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I eat grains regularly and shit twice a day, nice long 20+ inch logs each time

      your gut microbiome is dogshit

      I was diagnosed with ibs, and the craziest thing is that fiber triggers it worse than anything else. If i eat any vegetables i get extreme diarrhea. The worst is broccoli. Stomach pains, chills, and usually roids as an aftermath. It sucks. Ive tried elimination diet and the only thing that really works is avoiding fiber. Ironically, i can drink milk perfectly fine.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't like sitting on the toilet, so I wait until I'm actually ready to shit.

    It takes me less then a minute to drop my load and move on with my life.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I don't understand how people take 30+ minutes to shit.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Obesity, bad diets, etc.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    nothing, i prepare to shit outside the bathroom while doing other stuff, and just sit on the toilet and shit inmediatly and get on with my life.
    i don't know how people can sit there and use their phones, sounds disgusting as frick.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    most of my time shitting is spent shitposting on Ganker. why? because it seems fitting and i find it appropriate to condition myself to smell shit when i use this website

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i poop every day???? i also have beans, flax seeds and oats every day, its great

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I hardly shit anymore, frick knows what is wrong with me. Literally like once every two weeks or so. Not like I'm doing much either, mainly sitting at home.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I dont, I usually just jerk off cause I can aim my wiener into the toilet and theres very little to clean up. The last thing I remember playing on the toilet was Splinter Cell Chaos Theory on my 3ds. I think it was the bank level.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >jacking off while shitting
      Absolute degeneracy.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I'm German tho?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i did that once, then i got hemmoriod, not pleasant

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I take multiple stinky horrid shits a day. Probably 2 - 3 times a day.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i hold my dick so it doesn't touch the toilet or sink on the water.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    /v/

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >your weekly shit?

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    zombies can't eat my brains if i'm shitting my brains out

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      they can eat your shit thogh.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Shit retention is not a meme it's real, the longer you hold onto you guy bacteria the more powerful you get. Go read up on the topic it will change your life trust me.

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