What do you say fellow Mins? Will the eye glyphs finally be solved, or is it just a hoax?

What do you say fellow Minäs? Will the eye glyphs finally be solved, or is it just a hoax?

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if any part of your youtube video title is in all caps, i am not watching it. simple as

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the email comes across like a vagueposter and historically they never go anywhere
    i'd like to agree with fury that they already solved it, or maybe they're not a dev but they know arvi or something and knew what to look for because they suggested a thing that was forgotten but its still there somehow and ties to the eyes in some way

    the descriptions iirc sound like, cloudscape, desert, hell / below kolmi, and lake, so up right down left...
    the key is almost too obviously, the literal key...unless it means something else. someone else holding a piece means they game half of what they know to someone other than fury and this isn't over.
    >forever a burning mind
    set the brain in the vault on fire with supernova fluid / me when I try to solve the eyes
    >strokes of two
    no idea too vague. could be a clock could be key presses
    >8 around the sun, alignments
    solstice times or planets.
    that seed has fog of war on the mines.
    >no alterations and the others stuff
    no mods, no fungal shift, pacifist only, final destination (no tablet even??) someone even suggested no picking up anything that leaves blood on its altar, period, which sounds insane.
    >let light shine
    >beautiful something
    it was beautiful sky.
    also, fury, you still didn't explain what the space between two halves means. you know more than you're letting on too.

    ive been waiting for you guys to catch up cause I read about this in my feed a week ago. fury was correct to make a video. if its true or not.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fury seems to have skipped quite a bit. Probably deliberate in order not to eclipse other people's ideas.
      And honestly, from the emails, the video seems to be something that the email guy asked for.
      Honestly I just want the glyphs to be deciphered already. It's been far too long.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's notable that if an enemy picks up a wand from an altar, they wont trigger the blood, and if you kick it out of their hands and pick it up it still doesn't trigger.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >le mysterious emails
    obvious hoax from someone with too much time on their hands

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sadly despite my above tldr post, I do think its this.
      just make sure to experiment in the game yourselves lads, you might be neo in this bitch.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >cauldron is to the right of the anvil (similar to other teleport spots in each level)
    >cauldron has a blank tablet in the background, and the anvil can reforge tablets
    call me crazy, but doesn't this seem relevant?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I had thought about this before, maybe summon portal doesn't -only- go to the EoE technology egg / third moon
      but good luck with that...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >delete text on tablet
      >toss tablet onto anvil
      simple as

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For a while now I have been thinking that whatever the solution is, it has to be some sort of insanely hard runthrough of the game combined with particular knowledge. This more or less falls in line with that, with the pacifist mentioning. When fury got to the part about it being a map, not a message, and said that didn't line up to what the developer said, that's not really right. A map is a message.

    In any case, I don't think there are really any other better leads at the moment, so you might as well start up a pacifist run.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >pacifist sun (as in both you and the sun can't kill anything) + 33 orb run

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The sun is impossible, it literally demands sacrifice.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a way to keep up with Noita secrets aside from lurking random discords?
    I'd like to keep up to date but hate how discord has siloed what used to be in public forums

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Is there a way to keep up with Noita secrets aside from lurking random discords?
      No.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's a Google doc for research on the eyes, and the wiki is fairly up to date

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Emails have lots of interesting things. The youtuber is good at the game, but most of his assumptions about the emails are probably wrong.

    Lots of references to the sun in the emails.

    The 1602761874 paragraph is definitely referencing the End of Everything spell. We have yet to find any secret interactions with this spell, but I really believe that it does something interesting. There is also a symbol above the Alchemist which points toward the location of the End of Everything location. This symbol was removed in the 1.0 release, but added back in later. Could be what the "Instructions given, ignored, lost, forgotten, forgiven" is referring to. I also think "a lost soul hides. A path reveals" is referring to the Alchemist and this symbol.

    Also the talk of 2 keys is interesting. The youtuber thinks this is referring to more emails, but I think its referring to the Crystal Key. There are 2 chests, but only one key that we know of. "Will not repeat" probably means going to NG+ to get a second copy is the wrong approach. Later mentions "Find yourself at a rock face" ..."whispers carried in the wind". The location of the coral and sky chests are rock faces. And changing the key to use the dark chest causes it to whisper. Definitely seems to be referencing the key here. "Maybe the works you seek are right in frond of you" is another reason why I don't think the "key" is referring to an email to someone else.

    I am unsure about "The outcome of the untouched". Is it referring to a pacifist playthrough, or telling us this is the secret of 34 orbs for the peaceful ending? He also says "taking the life of others is not sacrifice"..."you must remain pure" so it might be a pacifist playthrough, which would be annoying as fuck.

    Lots of references to 5 in the third email. The 5 essences? "5 remnants of an ancient story" might be referring to the 5 notes on Grand Alchemy, which point toward the Sun Quest. I honestly don't know.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Continued

      The key is given from the Alchemist. The symbol pointing to the End of Everything is above the alchemist. This symbol contains a $. Using the hourglass for blood gives gold, or maybe the symbol is referencing the tablet temple. Lots of connections in these hints.

      I want to try using the End of Everything spell, then teleporting over to the tablet temple, to force the Great Chest to land on it. Maybe it forces the chest to drop the 34th orb? Great Chests are currently the only way to (unreliably) get this orb for the amulet. Or maybe this gets us the second key?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Also there are several references to the salt. The sampo is only called the salt if you have no orbs, but the only way to get 33(and 34 orbs) is to go to NG+, which requires orbs. I'm thinking you might have to run through NG(maybe as a pacifist?) and get 5-10 orbs to go to NG+. Going to NG+ resets your orbs, allowing you to pick up the Sampo as The Salt. Then you have to do whatever secrets the messages are referring to, without picking up orbs. Once you get the 34th(or 1st orb in this case) you can go collect the rest as normal to get the Amulet of Yendor.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I personally would love for this to be legit, but who knows.
    Also fury commented on the video other guy also received emails, so who knows what will result of this.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bros i don't care about the mysteries of the world
    i just want to cast spells

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This but also die horribly.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh god what did he do

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          PFT on statue
          Personal Fireball Thrower

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He shot the statues with a Personal Fireball Thrower projectile. The best parts about Noita aren't succeeding, but the myriad ways you get fucked.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    outskilled

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >wand deal 1.5k dps
    >but its lightning damage
    >and also projectile
    >the dragon proceeds to take 0 fucking damage and then kill me in a single attack
    people call terraria a wiki game but seriously fuck this shit

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So I've beat the game like twice, have occasionally gone to optionals areas, but at this point I have no idea what any of the *actual* secrets are other than certain places to get more tablets, health upgrades, and that one eye thing past the tree that eats soft terrain. What should I do? Should I just enable cheats, turn on no death, give myself a very strong wand and just go explore the world? Or is there a comprehensive guide or video or something?

    >inb4 just do it without cheats
    I die in like 99% of my runs, that will surely not end well and I'll end up having wasted a bunch of time.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the secrets are not worth ruining your experience learning and exploring

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Check out the west side of temple of the art and the laboratory west of the mines after you've got strong

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Having a good run so far. Might go for the Tower next.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1 HP by the way

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >emails
    its a troll by someone looking to mess with and waste the time of the autistic discord fags, ignore it.

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