What do you want to see in the inevitable RE5 Remake?

What do you want to see in the inevitable RE5 Remake?

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >more remakeshit

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If Capcom makes RE5make unmoddable i'll cry

    • 4 weeks ago
      saucy

      I don't think it's possible to make a game unmoddable.

      Unless the game were made in Gamebryo or something, there isn't enough DRM in the universe to stop decrypters.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's coming.

        • 4 weeks ago
          saucy

          Denuvo was supposed to be on Switch games like TotK and look how that turned out.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Capcom might use it seeing as mods make them seethe.

            • 4 weeks ago
              saucy

              It's possible, but I don't see Denuvo spending hundreds of thousands of dollars to keep modders out of their games. Even if they got funded, they would be given access not only to the game's source, but all the models, textures, music etc. You have to imagine the integration that would occur, even down to the very last voice actor, there would be DRM, and that costs money: lots and lots of money. And the rule of thumb for high-cost DRM is pretty simple.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Capcom doesn't approve of 3D models of real life actors and actresses fucking dogs, naggers, children, etc etc
              >"Woah Capcom, bigoted kink shame much?"- average porn addict coomer mod "enjoyer"
              Imagine some deranged pervert sending that shit to the actors/actresses and their families, which almost certainly has happened. Imagine having to explain a SFM video of you fucking dogs to your grandparents.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Imagine some deranged pervert sending that shit to the actors/actresses and their families, which almost certainly has happened. Imagine having to explain a SFM video of you fucking dogs to your grandparents.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Imagine some deranged pervert sending that shit to the actors/actresses and their families, which almost certainly has happened
                Leon's "face" guy got so angry he raided a couple of fan groups and told roasties to fuck off and delete everything

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Based. Didn't a Dutch TV station play SFM porn of Joosten getting face fucked by horsecock when they interviewed her, or was that edited?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Were mods ever a issue before the current year? It seems that only recently people have been loosing their minds over what someone does with their game.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They got spooked because some 4 million people on Twitter saw Chun Li's tits for the first time at an online fighting tournament. The Japanese boomers caught wind of it and have been pissing and shitting themselves ever since.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Probably because until recently they really started using photoscanned models and actresses everywhere. And they don't like it when their likeness is being used to perform with dogs, horses or zombies

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sounds like the solution is to stop wasting the budget on some Hollywood fucks and just have Bob from the office do the mocapping

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Bob from QA does the mocap
                >Pierre from audio does the voice
                >Mr Jones from the local diner is the face model

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No one gave a fuck until that one tournament on twitch unwittingly streamed a game that had a nude mod installed.
                Now Capcom is worried about their public image and everyone pretends to be a puritan on X.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Tribal Sheva is definitely getting the chop for the remake.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                it is paid mods as well as nudie skins
                especially capcum is mtx the fuck out costumes

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              There must have been a change in leadership because the outfit selection system in Resident Evil 2 Remake was programmed in a way that explicitly facilitates modding. The game has an online functionality, and outfit DLC, but you don't actually need to own a single extra DLC to add new outfits. You can just create a new modded costume, add the mod into the game, and you get a new outfit even though you haven't paid to unlock new outfits. They just appear into the menu as if you did. There is no DRM or online checks for that DLC. They wanted people to either buy extra costumes from them, or to make their own. Either way, their game sells.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That was probably before they found out most modders were doing this to their games.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i dont see the issue

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              They are just barking to make it clear they are against the nude stuff to investors and the retarded politically correct crowd. If they actually cared they would've made the games harder to mod in that aspect.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This. No sane dev studio really sees modding as damaging to the brand. But you have to please the boomers in some ways since they still hold the power.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Due to the dangers presented towards our brand image with regards to user generated content all TOS breaking "mods" will result in account termination for the creator and the user. Thank you for your cooperation.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    Extremely hot, but like hell I would give her my money.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sheva’s svelte African titties glistening in full HD resolution.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >your sheva goes here

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They get rid of the tribel outfit with some actual traditional African robes and put pants on the business outfit because the pants are TIGHT.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    she knows this is outfit is haram. it's in her genes and she wants to cover up but the west has told her it's not cool.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Ssssnnnnniiiiiiffff
    Imagine the smell, naggers have a stronger body odor. Imagine licking her armpits.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >make cute white woman
    >give her dark features
    >she black now
    really capcom?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She doesn't have to be white

      ?si=cHrFMeyorojogB18

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        god it's so nice to see an entire culture be able to do something like blackface and nobody can say a fucking thing about it.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There's legitimately nothing wrong there, it's not like she's making fun of black people

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        An improvent

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >they're gonna hire some shitty black influencer just like ada because meritocracy doesn't matter anymore

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >tattoo
    gdi i would've sucked her toes if not for those

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There is no need to say that you're gay on an online board.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just a hot ebony babe. Simple as that. Capcom isn't too retarded to not make her look hot.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Better partner AI. More guns. Make all of the enemies super black.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >playing a coop game with AI

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I even did it on Professional difficulty.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i bet youre into cock and ball torture

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Did you just give Sheva a rifle and let her go to town?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You got me, but sometimes she's retarded and doesn't do anything.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >give her a sniper and she becomes a headshot machine
            >toss her the TMP and she channels her inner Rambo by magdumping everyone in the general vicinity
            >hand her the pump and she personally gets up in everyone's grill to give them a taste of shotgun mouthwash
            Her AI is still peak retard but there are some humorous quirks to it. Still better than most companions that exist in vidya today. Not many party members out there would give you an egg with no questions asked.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

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              I genuinely don't understand what everyone's problem is with the friendly AI. In fact, it's programmed in such a simplistic manner that it lacks human weaknesses. When in COVER mode, she runs around picking up items and treasures for you, automatically hands you ammo that you can use that she can't, she mixes her own herbs and automatically heals both of you when you're injured, she is literally immune to all QTEs, she homes in on stunned enemies to do follow-up melee strikes so you can chain-bully them to the grave, she conserves ammo at medium range and only burst-fires when the enemy gets too close, and she's literally incapable of missing, even when standing on a rotating elevator platform or on the deck of a boat, sniping enemies 100m away. This also makes her incredibly effective at disarming Jill as she can just shoot her implant device without even the capacity of shooting her.

              Oh. I get it now. You all played the game with her in ATTACK mode. That makes her spray away all her ammo and not help you at all.

              >remake
              >is invincible so you can't fail the mission
              >now either does no damage or 'misses' quite often
              not sure if want

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              you also miss out on alot of the soundbites if she isnt controlled by AI

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >professional with ai
          damn

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Did you just give Sheva a rifle and let her go to town?

          >professional with ai
          damn

          this
          it was ez

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i bet youre into cock and ball torture

        Did you just give Sheva a rifle and let her go to town?

        I genuinely don't understand what everyone's problem is with the friendly AI. In fact, it's programmed in such a simplistic manner that it lacks human weaknesses. When in COVER mode, she runs around picking up items and treasures for you, automatically hands you ammo that you can use that she can't, she mixes her own herbs and automatically heals both of you when you're injured, she is literally immune to all QTEs, she homes in on stunned enemies to do follow-up melee strikes so you can chain-bully them to the grave, she conserves ammo at medium range and only burst-fires when the enemy gets too close, and she's literally incapable of missing, even when standing on a rotating elevator platform or on the deck of a boat, sniping enemies 100m away. This also makes her incredibly effective at disarming Jill as she can just shoot her implant device without even the capacity of shooting her.

        Oh. I get it now. You all played the game with her in ATTACK mode. That makes her spray away all her ammo and not help you at all.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Even with all of those perks she's annoying on a fresh Veteran run when trying to be strategic with healing since she'll use them right away, and her pathfinding during the sun laser temple sometimes fucks up and she kills herself.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >give her a sniper and she becomes a headshot machine
          >toss her the TMP and she channels her inner Rambo by magdumping everyone in the general vicinity
          >hand her the pump and she personally gets up in everyone's grill to give them a taste of shotgun mouthwash
          Her AI is still peak retard but there are some humorous quirks to it. Still better than most companions that exist in vidya today. Not many party members out there would give you an egg with no questions asked.

          Has anyone ever played as Sheva with AI Chris?
          Does he behave the same way?
          It would be funny if AI Chris was a bumbling moron compared to AI Sheva

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The AI is identical. Only RE0 has different AI for each character.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I tried it once to see how good the bow was. It was pretty shit and the camera angle compensating for her being a lefty didn't help. I just gave Chris the minigun and told him to keep blasting. The only thing that I really noticed was how hard he can sucker punch someone from another perspective. That boy can really hit like a freight train.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >you all played in ATTACK mode
          Given most people don't even know how to change the AI's mode and it defaults on COVER, you would know this isn't true if you weren't desperate to appear smart on Ganker.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he didn't play dragons dogma
        >the game with the literal best companion system ever made

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If given the option actual friends would be better teammates but the game doesnt.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          oh that game were half my companions decide to jump over a chest because it was in the way and leap to their death for no reason at all.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    completely revamp the weapon system.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      doesn't need to
      5/mercs is arguably the best you just cant move and shoot

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Here's your Sheva bro

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      thanks for helping me cum bro

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tattoos

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >shit skin
      >shit tattoo
      grim

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    8k sheva soles

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How will 'outside forces' influence Sheva's new design?

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sheva will be trans and chris will be black, they are the only ones allowed to do violence in that area

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I had better get a source real fucking quick or else I'll throw a tantrum

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    modernity will do wonders to sheva

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Knowing Capcom, they'd just reuse Hunnigan and change the face.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Uncensored and explicit sex with Sheva.

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i bet they will keep this in

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Leatherman Chris
      They have to for the memes alone. Safari Chris is what the real niggas rolled with. Just won't be the same without Tribal Sheva.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What do you want to see in the inevitable RE5 Remake?
    an uncensored game but capcom is incapable of doing that these days

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      explain

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they're updating all their remakes with "modern sensibilities" in mind
        shit like this costume

        https://i.imgur.com/GAW09Zt.jpg

        What do you want to see in the inevitable RE5 Remake?

        will 100% be cut

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i love RE5 and sheva, but i want them to butcher it so badly. PLEASE make sheva an ugly black bitch. it's going to be fun

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t want it to exist, but if it must, I want it to have references to Code Veronica in it so that I know Capcom isn’t retconning it. That’s the feeling I’ve been having after the three newest remakes have had zero references to CV, even when it would’ve made sense to have some.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      RE2 remake marvin said chris was on vacation atleast. like in CV where they were told chris was on a vacation but in reality he was on that island.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They probably will skip it entirely or give it the RE3 treatment and have a secondary studio pump out a shit truncated linear remake of it. Even though it would be cool to get another RE2 styled remake with legit puzzles and survival horror, the game didn't have the best reputation. I expect RE5R and a re-remake of 1 to cap out the remakes while they just pretend 6 never happened.

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    More blonde Jill

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want it to not exist. I want Capcom to go back to stylized character designs and voice actors that don't sound like bored KFC employees without personality

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