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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    erotic instigator
    definitely one of my favorites

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    drowzee makes for a better fat ugly bastard

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He looks like he rapes young girls

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >is 5ft tall in the canon
    >All art makes him the size of a Snorlax and fat as frick

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      All of the in-game height and weight for 90% of pokemon make no sense when compared to any of the written media, shows, and spinoff games

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Which, too be fair, is par for the course when it comes to Pokemon fanart.

      All of the in-game height and weight for 90% of pokemon make no sense when compared to any of the written media, shows, and spinoff games

      IMO they do a pretty good job with the scaling in general. Do you recall any examples of a pokemon being widely different sized from others in its species? I just remember how Ash's Charizard is pretty small.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        His Charizard was small because it was that episode when it went to the magic Charizard Valley and all they do is fight and lift so they're fricking huge.

        His Noctowl was actually smaller, but that was explained away because it was a shiny

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Goh has a gigantic Magikarp.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    She cute

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    she cute

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >girl gets put into hypnotic trance and molested
    boring
    >girl gets hypnotized into becoming a thirsty bawd
    good
    >guy gets hypnotized into assaulting female hypnotizer
    perfection

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >last one
      name/post one

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        There's a short comic of a cinderace stealing a hypno's coin and making its trainer frick 'em

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    he is literally me

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer Drowzee.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I can understand cynthia and sabrina being at the top but why serena?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      anime romance subplot + rival growth cutscene

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      To think that him and Machamp would drive the Black folk to extinction on that setting.

      All pokerigls are closely related to a tag, Serena is the undisputed champion of NTR, Hypno just happen to work for that.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Surprised theres barely any Leaf content considering the frlg side quest started all

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Her design is sexier than cynthia's what are you talking about.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Gen 1 purist here. I consider Hypno to be one of the worst designs of gen 1. Not as bad as Mr Mime and Jynx but still bad.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick did this thing of all the pokeymans become such a R34 staple?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      pokemon fan artists needed a rapist function.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Since Ruby and Sapphire but it really took off with Diamond and Pearl.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      MC is hot

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      when hgss and fresh sabrina r34 came out it really helped boost the popularity

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It started much sooner than anyone else has mentioned, it was FR/LG on Three Island were children are warned for not going into or too close to Berry Forest as Hypno were luring children in

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        To a lesser extent there is also drowsee in mystery dungeon, who kidnaped an azurril.
        The line is more interest in luring young children but porn being porn they use him for whatever

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        To a lesser extent there is also drowsee in mystery dungeon, who kidnaped an azurril.
        The line is more interest in luring young children but porn being porn they use him for whatever

        >luring children

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Hypnotic.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >pokemon has a squid that also hypnotizes and has tentacles
    >still go for hypno

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Rapist

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      hot

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      wholesome

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    That side quest on the Sevii Islands in FRLG was fun.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ruins so much good porn. I don't want mind control, I want the woman to be way more eager to frick than I am.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      this is why you search hypnos getting offered to instead of being generic rapists

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        sauce

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      but they're too strong-willed from battles so, hypno!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What ruins his porn for me is that most artists just draw a muscular man(sometimes old) and paint it yellow, if these artists knew how bad their art are because of the anatomically incorrect shit they do...

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        you know, I was thinking
        this pokemon isn't exclusively male
        where are all the lithe female hypnos

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          femHypno is getting traction but sadly society isn't ready for these dangerous levels of based yet

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Great for porn and literally nothing else

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      its good for NU battles on smogon

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Pokemon trainer specializes in just one type

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He is my bro, all the way from the first game. Had no one to trade for the typical Alakazam, so I went with Hypno who I thought was always cool. Fluffy collar my man.

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