What does Samus think of the people who play her games?
What does Samus think of the people who play her games?
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Samus was born in the brain of some sweaty Jap. Thinking about what she thinks of you is gay as fuck.
you must be fun at parties
Every woman ultimately originates from their fathers' balls. Does that make liking women gay, too?
Absolutely, you gay fag boi.
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>bloatchanx
hahaha nope
What's wrong with a little bloat?
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That they're loser nerd virgins
So (You)?
it's a bot, it can't speak
no that’s cado the world’s hottest gay sex symbol
L that samefag got deleted
not a bot just a very nitpicky incel
he also seethes at zelda threads for whatever reasons
collateral from all the zelda fugtrup threads that were being spammed for a while unfortunately
The 'cado bot is that anon's only friend, he's been trying to talk to it for about a week.
Please understand.
I think you need to stop making these threads already.
just make a 4chan or genshin thread he never shows up there 😉
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Dark Samus is cute.
She'd shoot me with her Metroid Beam
Does that shoot metroids, or it a beam she shoots at metroids?
I don't know, I've never played it.
Why not? They're good games
I'm just kidding. I've played a bunch of them.
Which one is your favourite?
This one.
Based. Fusion gets a lot of unwarranted hate, but it's still got my favourite powerup order and a lot of unique bosses.
Prime 2 is my favourite Metroid game overall.
I like this Samus so much. Everyone is always so quick to draw her as some slutty bimbo, no one ever considers her as this cute gal going around shooting aliens.
She wants the BBC gamers. When a white boy picks up the controller she cringes.
gaymurs in as a whole would make her cringe, especially 3-incher nigcels who pretend they're big.
Idk
Goddammit anon
>"This kid is asking... why metroid can't crawl?"
>Didn't he play Zero Mission?
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>jannies warned me for posting a totally SFW pic of Kanna.
>at the same time, jannies are incapable of banning this gay.
Why is this?
Too busy counting their paychecks to care.
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All they'd really need to do is make it so you can't sage with an image, like how the site worked for more than a decade.
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t. cadogay poster
your threads provide nothing of value on Ganker, its just the same coomer images posted over and over again
I wish i could be just like Samus...
>he wants feather pubes
Same honestly.
That probably wouldn't be very comfortable. Feathers are only good in one direction, unless you'd have like, down or something.
I came here to post feather pubes, not get called a downy.
I wonder what her workout is like? Genetic modification doesn't automatically make someone super buff.
My gf(male) is becoming like Samus
cute!
ugly
He's dying bro. If he needs a respirator in daily life then covid would kill him if he caught it. Pray for him.
What does Samus think of the people who make these threads?
She's a videogame character, she probably isn't aware of these threads
samus tummy and thighs
Less slut, more sluit.
Lava bath with Samus!
Probably that they're short. Like isn't Samus something ridiculous in height with her being like 6'3"?
>her being like 6'3"
>No 6'3 human/alien hybrid gf
Something like that. It's not all suit, either
It would be an existential crisis to discover that you're a video game character in someone else's universe.
>no beauty mark
This is degenerate waifu trash that misrepresents Samus in a deliberate attempt to conjure a specific visual.