What does Samus think of the people who play her games?

What does Samus think of the people who play her games?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Samus was born in the brain of some sweaty Jap. Thinking about what she thinks of you is gay as frick.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you must be fun at parties

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Every woman ultimately originates from their fathers' balls. Does that make liking women gay, too?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Absolutely, you gay gay boi.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

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    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

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      hahaha nope

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

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  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    That they're loser nerd virgins

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      So (You)?

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

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    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      no that’s cado the world’s hottest gay sex symbol

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      L that samegay got deleted

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      not a bot just a very nitpicky incel
      he also seethes at zelda threads for whatever reasons

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        collateral from all the zelda fugtrup threads that were being spammed for a while unfortunately

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

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      Please understand.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I think you need to stop making these threads already.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

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    just make a /misc/ or genshin thread he never shows up there 😉

  7. 1 year ago
    'ge in all 'elds

    'cado in the 'log

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Dark Samus is cute.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    She'd shoot me with her Metroid Beam

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Does that shoot metroids, or it a beam she shoots at metroids?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know, I've never played it.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Why not? They're good games

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I'm just kidding. I've played a bunch of them.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Which one is your favourite?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                This one.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Based. Fusion gets a lot of unwarranted hate, but it's still got my favourite powerup order and a lot of unique bosses.
                Prime 2 is my favourite Metroid game overall.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I like this Samus so much. Everyone is always so quick to draw her as some loose bimbo, no one ever considers her as this cute gal going around shooting aliens.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    She wants the BBC gamers. When a white boy picks up the controller she cringes.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      gaymurs in as a whole would make her cringe, especially 3-incher nigcels who pretend they're big.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Idk

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Goddammit anon

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >"This kid is asking... why metroid can't crawl?"

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Didn't he play Zero Mission?

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

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  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >jannies warned me for posting a totally SFW pic of Kanna.
    >at the same time, jannies are incapable of banning this homosexual.

    Why is this?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Too busy counting their paychecks to care.
      https://vocaroo.com/198pgTn4lhPe

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      All they'd really need to do is make it so you can't sage with an image, like how the site worked for more than a decade.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      based mods taking out the real trash

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        t. cadohomosexual poster

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      your threads provide nothing of value on Ganker, its just the same coomer images posted over and over again

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I wish i could be just like Samus...

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >he wants feather pubes
      Same honestly.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That probably wouldn't be very comfortable. Feathers are only good in one direction, unless you'd have like, down or something.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I came here to post feather pubes, not get called a downy.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder what her workout is like? Genetic modification doesn't automatically make someone super buff.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      My gf(male) is becoming like Samus

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      cute!

      ugly

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

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    He's dying bro. If he needs a respirator in daily life then covid would kill him if he caught it. Pray for him.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What does Samus think of the people who make these threads?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      She's a videogame character, she probably isn't aware of these threads

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    samus tummy and thighs

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Less bawd, more sluit.

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      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Lava bath with Samus!

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Probably that they're short. Like isn't Samus something ridiculous in height with her being like 6'3"?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >her being like 6'3"

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >No 6'3 human/alien hybrid gf

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Something like that. It's not all suit, either

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It would be an existential crisis to discover that you're a video game character in someone else's universe.

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >no beauty mark

    This is degenerate waifu trash that misrepresents Samus in a deliberate attempt to conjure a specific visual.

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