What games have BMWs in them? Preferably an X5

What games have BMWs in them? Preferably an X5

Schizophrenic Conspiracy Theorist Shirt $21.68

Homeless People Are Sexy Shirt $21.68

Schizophrenic Conspiracy Theorist Shirt $21.68

  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're russian/middle eastern aren't you?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, they buy 335i or similar then stick an M badge from Amazon on it

      I'm a white man and I bought a diesel x5. Over 400ftlb of torque

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        No they don't. Russians pray on X5. It's the most desirable car for Russian быдлo (redneck).

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, that's just something poorgays say to cope with their shitbox

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Old x5 costs like bicycle

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          well you would know i guess

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ugly suv marketed and designed for chinks

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chinese buy Teslas.

      >BMW
      They call themselves the "Ultimate Driving Machine" but they suck ass at turning whereas Mercedes-Benz and Porsche perfected this craft eons ago. Bimmergays live in eternal cope.

      Bold of you to say that a Mercedes has better handling than a BMW. You really don't know shit about shit do ya?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        wrong
        >In 2022, BMW sold over 791,000 vehicles in China, making it the brand’s largest market outside of Germany

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They do though, how's it feel knowing that a fricking 20 year old MB S-Class handles better than a brand new BMW M4?

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >BMW
    They call themselves the "Ultimate Driving Machine" but they suck ass at turning whereas Mercedes-Benz and Porsche perfected this craft eons ago. Bimmergays live in eternal cope.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >people poke fun at BMW for making the front grille bigger every year
    >they double down

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Bigger engine makes more heat
      >Put bigger grille
      >Idiots complain about bigger air intake
      What did these homosexuals mean by this?

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Blur.

    Posted from Chana (Only on Play Store)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't like that model. 2014-2019 is the good one

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          suck a wiener homosexual

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mashallah, my brother

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >people unironically lust after fricking crossover mom mobiles now

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sedans and coupes are babys toys. Relics from the past. Why would anyone want one? They're deprecated and basically on life support at the moment

      They do though, how's it feel knowing that a fricking 20 year old MB S-Class handles better than a brand new BMW M4?

      It doesn't. I used to have a W124 and the controls were loose as frick. Again, you don't know shit about shit

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nothing wrong with SUVs, just be a fricking man and drive a real body on frame one, instead of a sissy poser mobile.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          ... What? You make it sound like body on frame is desirable but it's not. Crossovers replaced that for a reason. Enjoy your rattly bouncy metal cage

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            spoken like a true poorgay, nobody is is turning down a gwagen for a unibody bmw unless price is their objection, if you want something genuinely sporty you don't buy an SUV to begin with.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              A Chevy suburban is body on frame too, but funny you jump straight to the g wagon

              Go ahead and name another one.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Full size land cruiser/lx, that new wagoneer, suburban/yukon/escalade, lincoln Navigator. BMW is like the only luxury manufacturer that doesn't have a full size, top of the lineup body on frame SUV, hell even infiniti has their armada based thing.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Why would anyone want one?
        because they have XY chromosomes?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Being male is meaningless when you're a manlet. A 6'6 Chad daddy such as myself is not comfortable in a car. Actually that's the exact reason I got an X5

          Don't worry though, you can sit in the back seat. There's hookups for booster seats for babies such as yourself

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not many I guess? It's a mall crawler

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's everything...
      A pimp mobile
      A drag racer
      A workhorse for hauling shit
      And doubles as a hotel for sleeping in

      My friend has an M model and he passes corvettes all the time like it's nothing

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >liking a crossover/SUV
    >the X5 of all things
    Brain tumor

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's the best one

      >Chad daddy car
      >the type of car bought by womans
      This thread must be bait

      "womans"? Oh right, this board is filled with shit skins.... Old Ganker was better

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >best one
        Literally one of the shittiest bmw ever made

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, if you actually looked around outside your home you would notice the majority of SUV/crossover drivers are womans. Yes, you are driving a woman's car

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          As an actual real Chad, I don't base my opinions or behaviors upon the actions of women's. You must be exceedingly low test to do something like that. Fricking shame on you, you call yourself a man?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well, idgaf about what car I drive as long as it works, you on the other hand seems very defensive when someone is xalling out your terrible taste in cars amd the fact that you are driving a girl's car so idk, you seem the weak one

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Again, why do you care what a girl drives? Do you have herd mentality like a woman? Tuck your nuts in when you speak to me, b***h.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >why do you care on what a girl drive?
                I don't moron, I just look around because I'm bored at the lightstop stupid Black person. Which you would do if you actually wemt out, but my point is "why are you acting like a little defensive sissy when everyone is agreeing your taste in car is shit? Shoudn't you be a real man and don't care or did you lost your testicles between the doors of the crappiest bmw ever made?"
                Also funny coming from someone xalling his car "chad daddy car", meaning you DO care about the car you drive that much more than anyone

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're calling _me_ defensive...?
                Did you mistake your post for mine? You're blasting at the pants and seething so hard you don't make sense anymore. This is peak irony folks.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Seething?
                I've only been saying that SUVs are a major womam's car and that the X5 is pne of the shittiest bmw ever made.
                You're the one that had to let me know how you are 6 6 and need a BIG and MANLY CHAD CAR LIKE THE BMW X5 and how YOU NEED BALLS FOR CARS LIKE THIS so idk buddy. You sound very insecure.
                Be real homosexual, you bought a piece of shit that my mother used to drive and only choose it because the salesman probably scammed her or something and she knows jack shit about cars

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're seething pretty hard but I think you can go harder. Kick it up a notch, will ya?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's pretty useless from you to try and savage your situation.
                Especially after you got exposed as a discordhomosexual.
                Answer the other anon question instead so I know if it's even worth bothering with you. AT or MT?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >_me_
                Outed yourself as a discordcuck. have a nice day tastelet newbie

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Bet you drive an AT car too

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you ever wondered about the state of the modern car industry, "women buy more than 60 percent of all new cars sold in the US", and that's not even including the men buying cars and their wife, girlfriend, etc has a say in the buying decision.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            You gotta think outside the box, hon.
            There is no national database of car sales by gender, why would such a thing exist?
            Instead this "data" comes from polls on social media sites and guess what? Those sites are dominated by vapid b***hes, so of course the data skews towards them. Use your noodle

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Those stats are not based on social media polling, it's boomer style phone polling. Which if anything is skewing the stats even more male because of the older demographic.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Chad daddy car
    >the type of car bought by womans
    This thread must be bait

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    is this some weird Ganker meme? Where you pretend to like an embarrassing car

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      no, it's just modern Ganker at its best (acting moronic for attention)

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop driving on the sidewalk Mishka

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    FYI threads like this are used to test AI argument bots. OP posts a completely moronic idea and then uses AI to argue endlessly with anyone who disagrees. The end result is you (and everyone else in the thread) have wasted all your time arguing something pointless against a bot instead of doing something more productive with your time.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone, posts like this are meant to derail the conversation and undermine the OP. This poster likely has ties to Israel and israeli ancestors, so don't fall for their bullshit

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no game has the X5LM
    Why live???

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's old and gay, not even a real car. No 1 curr

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    audi drivers took the title of worst drivers from bmw owners years ago and now that title is going to tesla owners

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    mfw when I stick an M badge on my base spec 220i

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >this is what crossover drivers call good cars

    ?si=M8nawQJ3Rl-BILUw

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *