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What happened, Ganker?
THEY DID BEFORE???
Show me officially approved Nintendo nipples, my bro journalist.
I wasn't even aware they allowed uncensored tits before.
I like booobs. I want to play games uncensored boooooobs in them. Tell me some good games which show uncensored booooooooooooooobs.
>Full frontal in the first 2 minutes
>Extremely cute waifu protag
>actually good game
>description only mentions partial nudity
digital-only games with automated survey-based age ratings can no longer show tatas because there were droves of flash-tier shovelware games being released just for people to see tits in them
Don't pretend they were concerned with quality control. The issue is whether someone slips content past the radar without being upfront to Nintendo about it, that's why got Duel Princess yanked.
I was actually shocked when I saw uncovered breasts in the Wii U version of Watch Dogs. The Gamecube and Xbox versions of BMX XXX also had uncensored breasts
>THEY DID BEFORE???
They still do. If you get it ESRB/PEGI/CERO/whatever rated.
The dev in the OP did not and then started crying about it on twitter.
So they were supposed to have an age rating but didn't get one?
Yes. The fool tried to apply an unrated game to the Switch. And surprise to no one it got denied.
Then again it is very plausible he knew exactly what he was doing because all this artificial controversy about his game "getting censored by Nintendo" has given his little game an absolutely ridiculous amount of free publicity that I honestly can't imagine that his game would have ever gotten otherwise. Even though the game actually does appear to be a decent SHMUP with a neat artstyle and sexy girls.
But yeah he decided to be a fag to fish for outrage marketing.
They became Christians
The developer is a liar and tried submitting an unrated game.
that is what american influence does to a company, you can show people getting ripped apart by demons but they will go bananas when you show a nipple
yes, exposing sexuality to children at an early age sets them up for unstable puberty where they crave sex and do stupid shit to get it such as incest or molesting their siblings/classmates
an ideal upbringing for kids into adolescents has no attention placed on sexuality
Your belief falls apart when it comes down to breast feeding and the fact that many children go to water parks and beaches where they see other women's tits.
the basis of attraction starts with projection; what could -I- do with those tits? why do they make me feel funny?
breast-feeding is an action by another living being and therefore doesn't stimulate or entice your curiosity
kids walking in places where topless is allowed are part of a dysfunction family with a weak and foolish father figure
breast promote comfort, it's nice to see, it's fun to think about, we're designed to feel that way
violence promotes discomfort, something we don't want to experience or see, and seeing it at a young age is a good thing
Breast feeding isn't inherently sexual. Nor is it violent or offensive.
There’s more to it? I’ve only seen it like that.
Huh, neat. I think I prefer the cropped version however.
here, without the gay shit
Now THAT’S neat. Thanks.
the version i'd seen before had condoms but no dildo. why are there so many variations of this??
Whatever you say, Ami. It's not our children that are so messed up they have their first times in a random public place, inside the car they're allowed to drive at 16 years of age, coin flip if they're using protection.
how you choose to raise your kids is your business, but let my kids enjoy their Nintendo without me having to worry about them seeing tits & ass designed by incel men who have no concept of children
wait, what happens to people if they see breasts in a work of fiction? Why is it so important that it needs to be censored at all costs?
It siphons your wizard powers, truth
Roasties have been attempting for decades to combat the true mages of the internet
if you see an uncensored nipple your offspring will turn into satan for the next three to four generations
So, huh, what's the sauce ?
Nintendo is for children and always has been.
If you're still into anything Nintendo related past the age of 11 you're experiencing arrested development.
Nothing makes me cringe more than 30 year old Nintendo enthusiasts wearing Zelda shirts, or Dunky videos.
Remember when God of War had boobs?
>see nice pair of tits
>kratos tears her head off
ITT: It's ok when Nintendo does it
They're big enough again that they can allow themselves to be draconian with their principles.
Same shit every time.
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