What happened to ninja games?

They used to extremely popular back in the day. Now all we have had recently is Sekiro. How do we make them popular again?

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ghost of Tsushima

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not Ninja. That is a Samurai game.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Samurais acted like ninjas tho
        There is no difference with ranged combat unlocked

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ... No. They did not "act like ninjas."

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            True, real ninjas recite haiku's of death before exploding so they don't leave evidence behind.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're walking the path of dishonorabru shinobi canonically

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ronin game actually

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Samurai was a caste you were born into, stupid. Shinobi was an occupation you adopted. There were plenty of samurai that were shinobi

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You become a dishonorable shinobi that uses underhanded tactics through the game.
      Hell, your endgame armor/cover armor is more ninja than samurai

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We still got two more years of viking games.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's a good question. Stealth games may not be very popular as a genre, but it's surprising there's virtually no ninja action games
    What is it about chest belts and the like that make boobs look bigger?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Most ninja games are action games though, as opposed to stealth.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        do you have the full pic anon?
        I want to see the Sophitia on the left

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >What is it about chest belts and the like that make boobs look bigger?
      They push the breasts up and forward, while squeezing the upper belly area tighter, making that area look thinner.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You're not a true ninja gamer if you can't name every ninja in this image.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Try again

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Still no titty ninja crossover game

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Penis Vacation fills the void

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Momiji, Rin, Ayame, Misao, Taki, Mai, Ayane, Ibuki, Yuffie, Kasumi, Kaede, Kunimitsu 1 and 2, Mitsuki.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Still no titty ninja crossover game

        Naruto

        Why does Ganker hate basedbuddy?

        Coco replaced Crash girlfriend myth

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >plastic doll ctrlc +ctrlv bimbo galore by team crinja
        That was easy

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Main is the only ninja there with a great personality. Not two funny bones in the whole picture.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        my favorite titty ninja isn't there.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Grey Fox, Ibuki, Kamaitachi, Hibana, Joe Musashi. Weird assortment but Ninja Warriors acknowledgement is based. I only know Hibana by name because of Project X Zone 2.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Kamaitachi over BIG NIGGA ninja or Kuonichi
      SHIT IMAGE

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What is the name of this guy's games again? shit was based beyond belief

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shinobi lol

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Shinobi PS2, that's the only game Hotsuma specifically has, but the Shinobi series is generally good stuff.

          just watched a 10 minute gameplay video to remember if i still feel... HOLY BASED the dashing, the action camera when you ka-ching and split everyone in half all at the same time as their upper body slides off their lower half... the aesthetics, the level design, the enemy variety really early on, the urban settings, a fucking shinobi and other enemies more badass than him in the same setting talking about some shit they did or are going to do and why they have to kill him
          hoooooooly they just dont make games like this any more

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The game is extremely aesthetically cool and I liked it when I was a kid, but play it. It's really not that great and the final boss is dogshit.

            It's okay.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shinobi PS2, that's the only game Hotsuma specifically has, but the Shinobi series is generally good stuff.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Shinobi lol

          What is the name of this guy's games again? shit was based beyond belief

          KINO

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i slogged through the first game because i thought hotsuma was cool and the gimmick was fun, how good is the sequel?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            man, the thing that sucks about Guilty Gear, and a lot of fighting games, is that it has so many cool character designs and stories that would be perfect to adapt as spin-off titles but may never come to fruition. Imagine a stealth-action brawler playing as Chipp blasting his way through gangs until he makes it to the presidency, or a pure stealth game playing as Millia, Venom or Zato-1 during their days in the Guild before Missing Link

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nightshade? It's intentionally floatier and not quite as cool but if you liked Shinobi PS2 you'd probably still like it.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Aren't you forgetting someone?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cyborg ninja, ninja , Kamaitachi ninja and ninja

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Grey Fox isnt a ninja, he's just a cyborg that is tripping balls on tons of drugs!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        DUDE

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He can be both, everyone calls him a ninja ingame.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Nightshade
      based. Main girl is also voiced by Atsuko Tanaka aka. Motoko Kusanagi's VA.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wish Nightshade's camera wasn't garbage, fun game otherwise.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're not a true gamer if you can't name every ninja in this webm.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >redditbuddy

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >calls him Reddit
      >he'd get smashed by "safe-horny" homosexuals that populate reddit now
      Off with you.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I browse Reddit far more than here and have never once heard the term "safe horny" outside of Ganker

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Make me.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Not him but you're the type of retard who complains about reeecism when you're standing here of all places

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not him but you are also a retard.
                Ganker hasn't been "m-muh sekrit club" for like a fucking decade, and moderation here is so shit that no one who actually has video games as a hobby would use this shithole exclusively, are you retarded?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Go back, and take your shitty buzzword forcing with you.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          triggered

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Stay in your tranny sub, virgin.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >gets upset over the use of a word even in a mocking tone
              Seriously. Go back.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're still retarded, even if you're being ironic. By using it, you're enabling it. Doesn't matter if you're mocking it or not.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                LOL bro
                go back, seriously
                >using the word gives it power reeeeee
                You're so pozzed down to your very core that you can't even be "redpilled" without being a bluehair.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >i-i'm not the troon! you're the troon!
                Mirror argument, typical leftie tricks. Go back, you will never be the creator of the next shiggy.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's exactly what you're doing to me, assclown. You don't even possess self-awareness.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >gets called out, with proof
                >a-akshually you're the troon! not me!
                Your shit doesn't work on people who are aware of what you're trying to do, but keep trying. I could use a laugh.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >if you make fun of the word that's the same as supporting the word!
                No. The "Words Have Power!" argument is inherently left-wing. That makes you left wing. I denounce the Talmud.
                Eat my shit, Chaim.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I didn't say shit about words having power. I said you're enabling buzzword forcing by using it, even mockingly. Words only stay alive if they get used, be it retarded newspeak or not.

                Dunno why you suddenly felt the need to bring up israelites but I denounce the Talmud as well.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Still using that tired leftist anti-free speech illogical viewpoint. You're so israeliteed to your very core and you'll never realize it. They'll keep making the rules for you, and you'll keep following it. Might as well go be a RINO Republican.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And we're back to mirror arguments again. I'm starting to think you're just doing this for the (You)s.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes anon. Words have power. You're not a leftist. There, happy?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              sanest twitter user

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What happened to ninja manga?
    They used to extremely popular back in the day. Now all we have had recently is Naruto. How do we make them popular again?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Uri Geller
      it's always funny to me how japs got so obsessed with that con artist

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Please post the entire comic, I curious as to the punchline. Is it that neither wears bras?

      And what's this from?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn't know

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          cursed pic

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Please, enlighten me!

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            One hint is all you're getting out of me.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Ok, be that way. Image saved for further research.

              Yes.

              Perfect timing, thanks for delivering.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Even a Monkey Can Draw Manga

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the joke should've been just OP's image

          >Male Ninjas
          Pajama and stage hand costumes
          >Female Ninjas
          Skin tight suits

          Why is that?

          Will Rise of the Ronin be a ninja game?

          >why is that
          >male
          just normal clothing but dark so harder to see at night
          >female
          if you have big tits you don't want them flopping around

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            why not just have flat female ninjas? high speed, low drag DFC

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              but then how will they seduce me

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Nah, what they want is psychic powers. Mix it up with some high-tech gadgetry and a battle with some ancient civilization.
      I honestly love the mid-80's to early 90's hyperviolent anime OVAs all about buff motherfuckers punching psychic demon vaginas to shreds

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Wicked City
        Good Taste

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I miss golden age Madhouse so much.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Make them less austistic, more grounded.
      No more weird -jutsu and magic techniques, more politics, factions and art of war.
      Shinobi were always spies before fighters.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Blighted Leaves
      I feel like that shit still happens in manga but it's always a throw-away character who appears for the first time as a "corpse" that attacks the MC, and then we get a brief flash-back as to how he ended up like that.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Has anyone here even read those ninja manga being referenced?

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    well shit when was the last time we had a non highschooler depiction of ninjas in games or tv?

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stealth kills From Tenchu 2 have been living in my head for years

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sekiro

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Ganker hate basedbuddy?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      People don't realize that surface level weeb/fantasy jokes are what his audience actively asks him for, more than full-blown porn.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If he did more porn I'd like him more

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you'd have to out pay the non coomers for commissions

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've chatted with him, he is a cool dude.
      Amazing that he managed to create an audience by basically sketching and never finishing anything. His actually finished drawings are souless and underwhelming.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        please tell us he is a normal dude and not some wig wearing cross dressing pervert

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why would you think he's a troon? Because that joke hit too close to home?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Probably because tons of artists are obsessive types and those types tend to be weird.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They're all perverts. He draws tons of tits and joke porn.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        NSFW artists aren't cool, they're degenerates.
        Only talk to them if you're trying to make them go back to SFW.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You sure you're not talking about Legoman with that description?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Projection from all the zoomertards that infest this place. Zoomzoomz use "reddit" as a pejorative, despite using memes that are straight up reddit-tier like "Yes" and 'jaks which are just an evolved form of vectorized reaction images, which is pure Reddit memes from the "le fu" days.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Regardless if all his art and jokes are requests, it's still all unfunny shit.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This. He's not funny or insightful in the least, he's just an awful comedian and a subpar artist

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah. He needs to do more totally NOT reddit memes like wojak and YES chad.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I feel like you've invented a person to be mad at in your head and are projecting that ideal onto me to cope with the fact that a lot of people don't like Baalbuddy.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Ganker dislikes a thing
              >supposed to take the contrarian teenagers here seriously
              lmao

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm 47

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >over the hill
                >still being a contrarian teenager

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I hate this image and wish death upon you

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Cry to somebody that cares.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You dishonor our generation with your zoomerfied tastes

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This. He's not funny or insightful in the least, he's just an awful comedian and a subpar artist

        Call me a pleb then, because I find that shit consistently hilarious.
        >Have Sex, Incel! Have Sex! Have Sex With Me!
        >Begone foul temptress
        Gets me every time

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not even remotely funny

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      please tell us he is a normal dude and not some wig wearing cross dressing pervert

      >redditbuddy

      >calls him Reddit
      >he'd get smashed by "safe-horny" homosexuals that populate reddit now
      Off with you.

      based redditards

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he can't jerk off to that

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hate him because he's too trendy.

      I still love him regardless

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Where’s the funny?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I’ve chuckled at a couple of them

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        a woman is both a slave, and a tyrant
        luigi shouldve known this from the start before he allowed this relationship to progress to where its at

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I dislike complacent internet artists living by the will and whim of their audience, even if it's just "for fun". Never cared for his art either, especially how it's all just scribbles.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because his humor is too self-referential, it'd do well to decrease the amount of dialogue or something. A lot of his comics have that air of having to point at itself and saying "Yes this is funny trope"

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's because he's part of that "We only like Japanese stuff IRONICALLY! HAHA it's so CRINGE amirite?" trend.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's because he's part of that "We only like Japanese stuff IRONICALLY! HAHA it's so CRINGE amirite?" trend.

        He is specifically commissioned to do jokes like that with various premises, it's why he does them more than porn these days.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      seething /ic/ trannies most likely

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hate ironic weebs npc normalfags

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      His "jokes" are unfunny wordvomit, and he draws wojaks.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wojaks are based tho

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >soirilla

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He only really draws coomer, and that's understandable given his other content.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Today's ninjas are HOT

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >DUDE SEX LMAO SEX INVOLVING POP CULTURE CHARACTERS
      he's everything that's wrong with brown posthumans like (You), nagger-tranny

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >i hate porn
        might have to check your head, bro. your uncle doing that to you wasn't your fault

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/9zGuZBe.jpg

      They used to extremely popular back in the day. Now all we have had recently is Sekiro. How do we make them popular again?

      >thinly veiled reddit artist shill thread
      Cringe. Also learn to draw.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like him

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he did Hi-Fi Rush porn with a gigachad Chai so he's alright by me

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        post it

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          https://exhentai.org/g/2523571/acee552bed/

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            thank brah!

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          https://exhentai.org/g/2120866/c12a3ca1cd/

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          https://exhentai.org/g/2567556/0d8d7e2b31/

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like his drawings

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think of this comic literally every time I see someone say "have sex" or "incel" and chuckle

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Nsfw artist video with a million+ views
            That's how our doom starts?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Kek.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >game has subtle fanservice

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            hhhnnggg videogames

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        top fucking notch

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >blackedbuddy
      https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3381804

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        does it really count if the girl is Latina

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >can't tell an obvious edit

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >edit
          He literally apologized like a homosexual after people told him to tow the line he’s a whipped cuck

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Please tell me there's a link to this apology, or at least a screencap.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ganker hates everyone they know well enough to call by name.
      >They stuck out? Hate em.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nu-Ganker hates OC in general. If it's not the same meme template we've been using for years, then it's reddit and therefore bad.
        Even though Reddit did nothing but meme templates for years themselves. But oh wait that doesn't count!

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          tell me you're post-2015 without saying you're post-2015

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I've been in this shithole since 2005
            What part of what he said is wrong and how?
            Look at the fucking catalog.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            t.2014 oldfag, amirite?
            It's true, and you cannot prove otherwise. We've been seeing these same goddamn frogs, wojaks and vectorized reaction images here for years now, while all new old-Ganker style OC is actively discouraged. In fact new OC gets jannied harder than fucking /misc/ threads do on Ganker. Faster, too.
            You homosexuals would see Ganker-tan and go "Holy Reddit!" at him.
            That's how fucking bad this place has become.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The moment I knew Ganker was truly dead was when someone reposted old OC and some fag accused it of being reddit because it had trollface

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The death of OC truly was the death of this board. Nobody even makes stickman comics anymore. The only people who open MS Paint are wojaktards

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I've read an anon's post once where he claims that the reason OC has died is because nobody wants to have their art style tied to this place because of Twitter/X and the dying anonymity of the internet coupled with cancel culture.

            Though I think it's because this new crop of teenagers dislikes originality and prefer conformity. So OC out. Meme templates in.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah. I don't think someone could sniff you out for a comic you didn't admit to with any real weight behind it unless you admit it. The hate for anything original is definitely the stronger force here.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Though I think it's because this new crop of teenagers dislikes originality and prefer conformity.
              This is false. You just see contrarian teens posting garbage on Ganker because it's "shitposting toilet" according to reddit. There is no deep lore. The anon who spam jaks and call everything reddit is doing it because "it is bazinga XDXD".

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, that, too. But Reddit is extremely millennialcore these days. Zoomers and Alphas are on Discord and Twitter.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            There is no point to make stickman comics because "this is what we supposed to do".

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's because 2009 mind raped Ganker into hating OC because people thought they could stop newfags from coming by not making any.
          Funny enough, the only reason pepe and wojak survived that was because /LULZ/ was ignoring it.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            /LULZ/ is the biggest cancer this site ever spawned because they're the ones that are doing all this resentful, manic-depressive, self-destructive shit.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yes but their self loathing and use of wojak and pepe recreated an organic meme culture.
              It was like an extinction, the 9gag event killed all memes and all the newfags learned meme = bad. But when they saw how endearing pepe and wojak edits were, they allowed it.

              No other OC could be tolerated except those two which is why all drawn OC is a derivative of them.

              Just try and bring back lolcats and watch what happens.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Memes are dead because of GG. OC comes from organic happenings. Anytime something big occurs, or some funny thing happens, the mods shut it down. If some homosexual can't find it on KYM or doesn't recognize it, he'll go "Holy Reddit!" and it'll die on the vine.

                9gag wasn't responsible for shit. OC was happening for years until about 2016 when it finally died.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Baalbuddy
          >OC
          >when he literally just recycles jokes from here into comic form and pastes it everywhere
          No, and you're a fag for defensing this shit.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Show me where I said I was defending baalbuddy.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty much. If it's not anonymous, it might as well be a tripfag.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It makes sense to not attentionwhore while on Ganker, but applying the anonymous ideal to every platform is just trying to keep impossible standards.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I miss nipple bumps

      I like his art but often there is too much text explaining the joke

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My main problem with him is that he has at best 3 jokes that he reuses for everything, and if he isn't using them then it's just shitty references to Ganker and reddit memes.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      redditor humor

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      jealousy

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bero bero

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He doesn't do enough preggo porn, he's good at it and it's a waste to not use those skills.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      have a nice day reverse psychology retard.
      I have browsed this board fo a decade and rarely ever saw anyone hating BB

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >White Taki

      pass

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      mmmm POP

      mmmmmmmmm POP

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bra sizes are fucking stupid

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is ninja gaiden any good?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. Also fuck what plebs say, NG3 has the greatest combat of any action game.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >NG3 has the greatest combat of any action game.
        Doatroon...

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does this guy actually drawn porn or is it mostly maymays with some NSFW bait?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He does. But personally, I find his comics better than his porn.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am ninja~ He is ninja~ She is ninja too~
    I am ninja~ We are ninja~ But I believe that you are ninja too~

    656477065 ASKS. A. NIN-JA.
    >What happened to ninja games?
    What DID happen to ninja games? Well, I'll tell you. Ninjas got fed up with the constant corporate meddling and politicizing, when all we ever wanted was to kill people, violently. Every time we'd give our input, somehow it'd end up getting diddled down to such an anemic degree that entire portions of video games got random 'stealth' sections completely out of nowhere. So ninjas got fed up after the mars faced man left Team Ninja, and so they became game developers, only making ninja games on the Ninjastation 2. You might ask how the Ninjastation 1 was, and I'll tell you, it was rough. Quick time events happened in real-life, and if you didn't press A in time, you'd straight up end up decapitated or completely eviscerated by ninja stars coated in acid, lava, and acid/lava proof legos. Legos are another ninja invention that got taken entirely out of context as well, since it was meant to function as building blocks made out of human bones, but google translate wasn't invented then, so things just got lost in translation.

    How might you play games on the Ninjastation 2? Well first, you have to be a ninja. Goes without saying, right? Second, you have to stealthily behead 100 troons without being detected, and harness the autism cubes that lies dormant beneath their gallbladders. Which is easier said than done, I don't know if you've ever handled an autism cube before, but they are incredibly fickle and brittle. Then you put in an order to Ninjastop, putting those autism cubes down as collateral. And viola! A Ninjastation 2 will be hurled at you completely at complete random, and if you're not cut in half, you're got yourself the finest catalogue of ninja games ever made to choose from.

    Thanks for your question, 656477065, I look forward to killing you soon.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What a throwback

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Quality post anon ty

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      High quality post, 9.5/10. Can't be a 10/10 because nonjas are able to read it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I bought this book when I was a kid and read the whole thing. I think I actually wore the joke out for myself by the end but I kept reading anyway.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I have it too, it was funnier that I thought it would be. I am quite fond of it.
        Just a shoot in the dark here but do you also have world war z?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw realultimatepower.net doesn't work anymore

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Can always use wayback machine
        https://web.archive.org/web/20051130034409/http://www.realultimatepower.net/index4.htm

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Unless it's a copysite, this works fine
        https://www.realultimatepower.net/ninja/ninja2.htm

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >gets fatter with every episode

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        thats what happens as you get older anon

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thank you for the memories.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can still get this guys 2008 book on Amazon. There are probably thousands of unsold copies that have been sitting on warehouse shelves for 15 years.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      God that show made me laugh my ass off long ago.
      Good shit anon.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder what he's up to these days

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Even now there are diamonds that still show up in the shit.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
      ask a ninja! i remember i watched this guy years ago!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Incredible.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't thought about this in years
      thanks anon

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe if this does well

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >any ass creed after 2 doing well
      Lol at you
      Lmao at your life

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Black Flag and Odyssey did just fine

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >second playable character is a nagger
      No thanks

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If they made it literally 10 fucking years ago

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stealth games in general aren't popular in the current gaming climate

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >linus gets tempted by a FEMALE demon into being a shill
      Fake and gay.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cut to linus real wife

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >in bed with demons
      accurate considering he drives campaigns that make people kill themselves

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SEX WITH MERU AAAAAHHHHH

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Filling Meru with goo until she pops

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah

        Filling Meru with goo until she pops

        yeah

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ist here anything that approaches MD Shinobi 3 or PS2 Shinobi, even in the indie sphere?

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You dont want to talk about ninja games, its a disgusting coom thread in disguise

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Here's your (you).

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's not even with good art. It's a fucking Baalbuddy shill thread.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck s*ny and fuck c*lifornia.

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Still doing well.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i like that one where that orc / demon guy is videotaping her and that other girl and fucking them constantly.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why did they never think of doing a Warframe ripoff of Taimanin? Or a Musou clone? Hell, I'd even settle for a melee-focused Payday copycat, if that implies titty ninjas slaughtering through orcs. The fact that they design boner-inducing girls and just put them in gacha/rape/NTR or whatever other shit they made with them reallly rubs me the wrong way.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >big latex/bodysuit fetish
        >latex is almost exclusively associated with BDSM/femdom/sissy shit
        >can't just have nice big tiddy latex girls being railed without piss and rape and degradation or CBT
        I do respect me not being the audience for a series but the taimanin girls designs are peak, especially Asagi

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >neo puritan prudes trying to ban basic instincts
    the ninja games will have the last laugh yet

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Zoomers think being a bunch of prudes will get them laid but then all their women go and fuck coomer millennials and gen x instead. Laugh at the zoomtards. LAUGH AT THEM

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bro I'm a zoomer and I hate this type of censorship

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Zoomers think being a bunch of prudes will get them laid but then all their women go and fuck coomer millennials and gen x instead. Laugh at the zoomtards. LAUGH AT THEM

      Both of you sound more like Zoomers than anyone else in this thread.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Team Ninja is doing just fine.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        When are we getting another game with Rachel

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >white
          >blonde hair
          >blue eyes
          >large breasts
          >BDSM costume
          >unapologetically sexy

          You are nuts if you think we are ever going to see a character like this again.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I wonder if we can turn her into Krystal in that the fans just make stuff for her since she is never coming back and wasn't handled that well to begin with. Great design but completely underutilized.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >white
          >blonde hair
          >blue eyes
          >large breasts
          >BDSM costume
          >unapologetically sexy

          You are nuts if you think we are ever going to see a character like this again.

          I wonder if we can turn her into Krystal in that the fans just make stuff for her since she is never coming back and wasn't handled that well to begin with. Great design but completely underutilized.

          I mean she was in Dead or Alive 6, it hasn't been that long since she's been in anything.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not quite, the physics are there but there arent any coomer amor sets in their games nowdays

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        game on the right?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wo Long aka Chinese Sekiro

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I hated Rachel's redesign.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Team Ninja is dead. They'll continue to shit out awful Souls clones and milking the DoA gacha.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nioh 2 had the best melee combat of any game ever made.

          Wo Long is good also (not amazing but a solid combat game).

          They still know what they are doing.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ha ha. No.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Got filtered by Nioh and is now seething

              Skill isue

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >buzzwords
                Adorable.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I wish wo long had the same control layout as nioh. I kind of hate the diablo loot system but combat is great. I wish there were just a few types of weapons in each class and you could upgrade them instead.
            Also character customization is great but an ass slider would be great. The girls can get pretty top heavy on stick legs.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pizza face regained control of team ninja?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >pizza face
        Why do you scum always expose yourself? Go the fuck back.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's oatmeal cookie, show some respect

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I swear to god this prudish bullshit from the left is just modern day Lysenkoism

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      zoomers have been so exposed to porn they no longer understand the concept of titillation and think even the slightest hint of sexuality is meant to make you jerk off

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bra sizes are an unreliable metric and change often depending on retailer.
    A woman might be a C or a DD cup depending on where they bought it. It's retarded

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The best way would be to weigh them

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What was that Bette Midler line?
        "I won`t tell you how much my breasts weigh, but I consulted a postage scale. It costs $87.50 to send `em to Brazil."

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, for the A-DD range they're all very consistent. The amount of boob the cups can hold is pretty flexible (hence why there's only 5 that cover 99% of tits).

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rec me some good ninja H games bros

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Rec me some good ninja H games bros
      The only one you'll ever need. Taimanin flesh cubes need not apply.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Kunoichi Botan
        >Kunoichi Tsubaki
        >Shinobi Buster Mizuna Ninpocho
        >Shizuma Kenpu Legend Ai
        all rock solid

        Shame I've never seen a stealth action game where you get molested if you get caught or something like this

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i just load up the doa girls in virt a mate VR alongside other tasteful choices

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kunoichi Botan is pretty good and does kunoichi gameplay convincingly despite being RPGmakerslop

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kurovadis

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Taimanin

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You are cordially invited to play Taimanin Asagi

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wow, I jerked off to this hentai like 4 days ago.

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is literally just a coom thread, but if I post "it" I'll be banned.
    You're hypocrites Ganker.

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Forgotten western-developed Shinobi for 3DS has the coolest MC design in the series

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Solos Batman and Spiderman at the same time and wins
    >Takes out The Terminator and Godzilla in the same game
    Was he based?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Still best Joe. Trader, Average and Biden have nothing on him

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What about Joe Mama?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Welp.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why can't ESLs understand it's Spider-Man, not Spiderman?

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People are idiots

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Taimanin RPGX

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Uh, cool?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It would be, if you weren't getting your ass kicked so hard!

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I bet the only historical reasons for female ninjas was their ability to seduct, infiltrate and poison enemies.
    An ugly female ninja wouldn't make any sense but call me back in a year when Assasin's Creed Red drops.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "Seduce," ESL-kun, not "seduct." That's not a word.

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so who won

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Taki I think, if the facial size was any indication. Not sure if there was a Mai one too though.

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Male Ninjas
    Pajama and stage hand costumes
    >Female Ninjas
    Skin tight suits

    Why is that?

    Will Rise of the Ronin be a ninja game?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Male Ninjas are for you to look cool, female ninjas are for you to look at.

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Man I wanna have sex with Taki so bad, character design is top notch

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Post more ninjas in skintight suits

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This game was KINO

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My nigga, I-Ninja was fucking great. I have never forgotten the advertising for the game using the line "no-one is taller than the last man standing"

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Let hope rocksteady revive cancelled sequel

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I was juat thinking there hasnt been any fun hack n slash ninja games lately. Theyre all hardcore action games, which is great but sometimes i want to just be OP and kill everything instead.

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >get Red Ninja on a garage sale
    >wonder why people bash it back in the day
    >its fun bur
    >came out to close to Tenchu Wrath of Heavens
    >and the game ends on a cliffhanger
    Still I like some of the ideas like seducing the guards for easy kills. Plus Kurenai is hot as fuck.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >wonder why people bash it back in the day
      Because it's not very good. I wanted to like it but it was gigajank.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Its jank yes but I had fun. Never knew why it was a flop until I play it a month ago.

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the last ninja game I played was Tenchu Z, I miss it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same, would be nice if they ported it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >FromSoft is looking to invest in the rest of their catalogue after Armored Core 6 was a massive success
      They need to be hounded day and night for a new Tenchu with co-op. Sekiro doesn't fucking count.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And Kuon, I want a new Kuon game too.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Keep dreaming, all you're getting is Ninja Blade 2 at best.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Puts the Moonlight Greatsword in a fucking ninja game
          What the fuck is Miyazaki's problem?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And Kuon, I want a new Kuon game too.

        Just like Armored Core definitely did some changes, Sekiro for all purposes was their "modern fromsoft" design version of Tenchu/Kuon/Otogi and I don't see Tenchu coming back in its classic form. They outright said Sekiro started as a Tenchu and they wouldn't double back and say "Let's actually make that true Tenchu game" but if I turn out to be wrong I won't complain.

        Although I do somehow seeing an outright Kuon sequel happening, but it'll definitely just be a slower paced and eastern magic focused Sekiro with a much grimmer atmosphere because they can easily market it as a spiritual sequel to Bloodborne/Sekiro or something weird. I think their action game format with tweaks and pacing feel adjustments is here to stay.

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love boobies so much

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >completely forgotten
    Sad

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >get Red Ninja on a garage sale
      >wonder why people bash it back in the day
      >its fun bur
      >came out to close to Tenchu Wrath of Heavens
      >and the game ends on a cliffhanger
      Still I like some of the ideas like seducing the guards for easy kills. Plus Kurenai is hot as fuck.

      I remember

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Especially since that Separate Ways DLC borrowed so much from it aesthetically.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I fapped to this picture in game magazine ads when I was a kid. I remember them tiddies.

  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lets not ask for this. They will only give us pozzed nonsense. The next AC game is going to have a female ninja and an african samurai. And no the female ninja is not going to be coombait she'll likely be some dyke mary sue nonsense.

  43. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Capcom vs SnK 3 never ever

    why even live...

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly, it's a blessing in a way.
      Current day Capcom would not be able to pull it off. Also they would probably make it on RE engine and it would look as hideous as SF6

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly, it's a blessing in a way.
      Current day Capcom would not be able to pull it off. Also they would probably make it on RE engine and it would look as hideous as SF6

      SNK really wants it, they have a good relationship with Capcom for the first time since they struck the original deal, and Itsuno said he'd return to direct it. I think we're likely to get it AND have it be good, much more than a new MvC after Infinite being dogshit in every way.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        See, I would love CvS3 but I really want Capcom All-Stars

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          We all do, but that well was poisoned in the early 00s with CFJ; execs don't think it would sell well if done again and Ono was constantly shutting down pitches for Capcom All-Stars before he quit so it's just not something people are pushing for. With MvC killed by its last entry I think the best we can hope for is CvS3 and MAYBE a collection of Marvel fighters with rollback if we're lucky.

  44. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i want ninjas to fart on my penis

  45. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There was a brief period of time in the 80s and 90s when ninjas were considered cool in the mainstream culture. Ninja Turtles and all that. They're not popular anymore

  46. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Taki gave me a fetish for pokers. That is all.

  47. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ha

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cute

  48. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mini Ninjas was cute. It was just way too easy.
    I think if it had been more challenging it would have been much more known and loved.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I remember playing this as a kid, I think I got filtered by that farting big samurai boss

  49. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Extremely lethatl shrine maiden female ninja

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Made for BDC big demon cock

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I am a demon

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Guys Literally Only Want One Thing And It's Hugging Momiji

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's horrible not!

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I know, right?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Imagine the smell...

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              believe me I have

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Maidens that don't shave get smellier, than those who don't.
                Mostly after doing ninja stuff

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's horrible not!

        I know, right?

        Imagine the smell...

        believe me I have

        Maidens that don't shave get smellier, than those who don't.
        Mostly after doing ninja stuff

        Nut inside Momiji

  50. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hope the freak that drew this gets his hands cut off. Fuck men who sexualize women

  51. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Naruto has been a disaster for the ninja genre

  52. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Play fighting games nigga.
    All you ever do is post ninjas from fighting games.

  53. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    By breeding more.

  54. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    anyways
    big titty attractive female ninjas should come back

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She looks like a blow up doll, not a martial artist

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Supposedly it's part of her ninja techniques

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hotter than you'll ever be.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Peak female form.
      Is that Eisuke Ogura art? I NEED that picture on the right.

      She looks like a blow up doll, not a martial artist

      homosexual.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mad that I insulted your waifu?

        since when has "women being sexualized in media" meant full frontal nudity and not skimpy bikinis at worst?

        Why dont men in your video games look like this then?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I would support media that had men that looked like this. I like seeing men uncomfortable, so they can see what women had to deal with for years.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I know you are a retard and a homosexual who can only argue with strawman fallacies but I'll bite anyway: Men in video games don't look like that because what constitutes a sexy outfit for men is obviously different than what constitutes a sexy outfit for women you stupid cunt. And male characters DO get appropriately sexy costumes all the time, that doesn't mean putting them in heels you twat.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The reason why men arent sexualized in media like how women are is because women are taught to hide and be ashamed of their sexuality, while men are encouraged to be pigs. And also because we live in a patriarchy so thus media is made by mostly men to pander to men, at the expense of women. You as a straight man shouldnt tell women what they like. You probably think male power fantasy characters like kratos and batman are "sexy" and are intended by the creators to be "sexy" to women lol. If the roles were reversed. and women made the majority of media, all media will have men that look like that and all the women will be fully armoned and actually look cool instead of strippers. Dont like it? Welcome to being a woman. I swear men dont known what a truly sexualized male character looks like.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Fuck off retard.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              shut up hole

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Welcome to being a woman
              >implying you'd know what it is to be a woman

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh god I haven't looked at this comic since the issue where he fucked the troon.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It led to some funny edits at least.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              95% of the images I saw have the men either fully clothed or with an unbuttoned shirt, did you not even look at them yourself?

              If men looked like her drawings in media you'd cry

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The virgin anti-sex libtard cannot handle the Chad Bisexual.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          that's literally voldo, shitpost-kun

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >muh women dont like men in sexy clothes. Im a man and I totally know what women like
            https://twitter.com/umikochannart
            Proves you losers wrong

            Voldo is meant to be creepy not sexualized. Hes not like ivy where he is clear fap bait

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              95% of the images I saw have the men either fully clothed or with an unbuttoned shirt, did you not even look at them yourself?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Those shirts are clearly male power fantasies :^)

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                heh

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Mad that I insulted your waifu?
              [...]
              Why dont men in your video games look like this then?

              You argue in bad faith and there is nothing we could show you that could possibly change your mind.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ivy wears more clothes than simon belmont you stupid nagger

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you can literary do that in Soulcalibur VI if you want.
          it's not even hard since it's Siegfried with Voldo's clothing and Ivy's fighting style.
          you fight people with giant flopping dongs when playing online in SC6 all the time

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That book must be pure boner material

  55. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Women expressing their sexuality =/= women being sexually objectified
    One is a problem, one is not. There is nothing anti-feminist about having an onlyfans or doing flirty cosplay.
    Really the thing people miss in this discussion is that the character is, in fact, a character, whose wants and desires and wardrobe are dictated by the author. Thousands of years of fiction and men still don't understand the difference between a real life woman having agency and a character being made a bimbo by the men who created her. it's quite easy to understand if you're not a retard
    women should be free to show their bodies as much as men do, and men should stop making hypersexualized characters that only exist to make incels jerk off

  56. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  57. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the other two turn and look at her and say, "bras?"
    ibuki then mugs the camera and seinfeld theme plays as we cut to commercial break

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I entered the thread expecting this. Thanks anon. Goodbye.
      >captcha PMSGJ

  58. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    more importantly, which titty ninja is best at paizuri interrogation

  59. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Daily reminder that if your ninja is killing more than 1 person per mission it's not a ninja game.

  60. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you ready for MILF OL Mai for COTW?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh man... I don't think I am ready but I'm certainly looking forward to it.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Are you ready for MILF OL Mai for COTW?

          She already made me hard with her milf aspect in the selection screen

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Well, she won't look any different considering how everyone look in the posters.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >tfw she will never bust your balls

  61. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >baalbuddy

  62. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Anon would rather gobble up obvious bait, whine about OC and metapost than talk about ninjas

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ninjas are boring. Make it e-boi ninjas and I'll be happy to talk about them.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry anon, have some ninja robots.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is Iroha a ninja?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        she's more like a combat maid but they're essentially specialized ninjas anyway

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Fishnets, over toe socks, over massive platform sandals.
          Fucking Kubo

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Definitely yes. Look at them blades, and those sandals.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Definitely yes. Look at them blades, and those sandals.

        no, she doesn't fight like one at all.

        she's more like a combat maid but they're essentially specialized ninjas anyway

        but bodyguard maids get confused as such anyway it seems.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sauce on that pic? Google can't find it.

  63. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >boomers screeching about originality the thread
    Let me tell you that "OC" is just trendy shit that only lasts for month before its forgotten. Wojaks and Pepes are staple memes because they represent (you) the individual while "OC" are attempts to create cults of worshiping toon artfags.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wojaks and Pepes are """staples""" because you retards are completely incapable of creating something new and just refuse to let these shitty, putrid stale memes die, go fuck yourself.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I thought baneposting lasted forever. But then pepes and wojaks happened. Holy shit.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ganker memes are cancer, that doesn't change the fact so are pepes and wojaks. They used to just be one of a hundred memes, but then you arrived and mistakenly thought they were THE meme. No, you latched onto outsider perception of our culture.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What? Are you saying I support this cancerous shit?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >proves my point flawlessly
        HAHAHAHA

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >pepefag thinks his shit don't stink
      nothing new, but it still makes me lose faith in humanity.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They get very upset when you point out how cancerous they are. They really think they represent "Le Real Ganker xD" when in reality they're just redditors that got lost on the way back to their shit hole harder than Ryoga.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you taking your meme reaction images and what they "represent" so seriously? It's a joke or visual accompaniment to a post, it can be anything.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        rent free boomer

  64. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyway, back to titty ninjas.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >She is only interested in blonde hair, blue eyed aryan Chad's

      NOOOOO it's not fair!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Chad's
        No Anon, she is only interested in THE blonde, blue eyed chad. Singular.
        Shiranui Mai is easily the single most faithful character in the entirety of Japanese popular media.

  65. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is the Izuna Drop an essential move for every ninja?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no

  66. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >pepefag bragging about being underage and new
    Never would have happened before 2016.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      2016 was kino year when it redpilled so many anons on the truth.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is bait.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Probably the same baitposter from before too

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >"feminist" poster disappears just in time for pepelord to begin his baiting
            Yeah that tracks. Sad some people think negative attention is just as good.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          "Anons" weren't being redpilled, it was redditors. And they came sweeping in here from your trump subreddits. Pepe was officially a reddit mascot from that year onward.

          Probably the same baitposter from before too

          >seething and coping leftists

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        "Anons" weren't being redpilled, it was redditors. And they came sweeping in here from your trump subreddits. Pepe was officially a reddit mascot from that year onward.

  67. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shrine Maidens can be ninjas too.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Let the kitsune guide you

  68. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Forgotten ninjas...

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maki is the least interesting Bushinryu user by all metrics and I'm tired of pretending otherwise; even her debut game is one of the weaker Final Fight entries. People who want her over even Guy himself are fucked in the head.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I wanted her OR Guy for SF6 but instead we got some Mary Sue zoomer character so that ship has sailed anyway.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Kimberly is more interesting than Maki in terms of gameplay and design. She's still worse than Guy & Zeku but there's SOMETHING there.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Don't care, hate her design.
            They could have very easily brought back Maki with a revamped moveset like they have done with several other characters before but appealing to burgers and zoomers was more important.

  69. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They dont make those ninja sluts as they used to.
    Sad

  70. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can always make fun of people who get upset over fan service.
    It is always morally correct.

  71. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Revenge of Shinobi is my favorite ninja game. Even if there's very little kunoichi.

  72. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I really like ninjas in Disgaea.
    They are somehow both extremely generic AND extremely appealing.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Disgaea designs for generics have always been pretty spot on. Everything you want to see in a character with some good amounts of skin and teases, and everything just looks cool. Makes me wish they did more than turn based RPG. Action games deserve designs this solid too.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, that sounds about right to be honest.
        I too would like spin-offs with these character designs in other genres but I can also see that the further NIS deviates from grid, strategy RPGs, the wonkier things get so unfortunately I don't see it happening.
        Also, they seem to be perpetually on the brink of bankruptcy.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah. In retrospect selling games you can play for 500 hours was probably not the best business strategy. I haven't even finished 2's post-game.

  73. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone explain to me why Americans seem to hate breasts so much? I can't understand it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Puritanism and repression does that to a mf.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No. Fuck off.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they literally, everything

  74. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >baitposter still trying

  75. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who was the first to do "female ninja pants got holes in both sides" first?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      reality I think, they're based off a real type of pants right?

  76. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did BB ever make another mega where he uploads his shit after that other one got nuked?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd wager you could find a good chunk of his stuff collected into one place on exhentai

  77. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Samurai are better then ninjas

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cry more honor cuck.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cowardly whore

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Sharingan
        There are only two kinds of good Uchiha: a dead Uchiha, and Itachi.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ok Second Boom-Kager

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  78. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  79. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >redditbuddy

  80. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Best thread in quite a while.
    Not much modern ninja games, especially classic ones. I think only recent thing is Ninja or Die, but I haven't played it and it looks like on of those 4 hour gimmick games you will just get bored of.
    There's also Okinawa Rush, Shinobi non grata and Ganryu 2 from recent time.

  81. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    eh, ninjas are still super popular.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rin is a hag

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        good because hag love

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      now if only they weren't stuck in a shitty gacha

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >shitty gacha
        redundant

  82. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >36 year old princess

  83. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    47, we've got quite the doozy of a mission for you today. You are to enter this TIME VORTEX which will transport you to Ancient Japan, where you will carry out the assassination of a historical figure. He's notorious for...well, something or another, I'm not a weeaboo so I don't really know. Anyway, good ruck, 47-san.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So, assassinate Mitsuhide before he can betray Oda?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw Weeb Hitman where you play as Yon-ju Nana

      >thread about Ninjas
      >thread is full of big tit female ninjas rather than cool as fuck male ninjas

      /v/......Is dead

      Master Raven was cooler than Raven until 8 made Raven way cooler. After the "he's Wesley Snipes in Blade" wore off he was just alright. I remember when he was top tier in SFxT at launch.

  84. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >thread about Ninjas
    >thread is full of big tit female ninjas rather than cool as fuck male ninjas

    /v/......Is dead

  85. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Naruto happened

  86. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >stealth is your key asset
    >wear form fighting latex over huge tits sure draw the attention of everyone
    this is why you can't have female ninja

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if it's form-fitting, the rustle of your clothes can't give you away

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        my corduroys are tight as fuck, but you WILL hear my thighs rubbing together regardless

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's to trick and seduce men.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        a better trick is promising a stable relationship, kids, and obedience

  87. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is ninja gaiden collection worth it for playing as Kasumi and Ayane or should I just mod them into Sekiro?

  88. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Best ninja game coming through

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      randy cunningham?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      basado

  89. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Need a new ninja gaiden

  90. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because they were all titty-ninja games and the ninja part wasn't the popular part

  91. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I miss a proper Ninja Gaiden by Itagaki

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Itagaki isn't the reason those games were good, it's just that most of the design staff that were the reason walked at the same time he did. Itagaki's design principles are skewed and to an extent petty; there's making your game hard because you want it to be hard and then there's making changes to your game to spite people.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Team Ninja needed a madman with a vision like Itagaki, but Itagaki needed his team to reel him back in from time to time.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes he was.

          Itagaki hasn't released one good game since NG2, while the design staff that left TN at the same time at Soleil have put out a handful of decent to very good games, their worst release being the one Itagaki actually directed. I won't say you can't feel his influence on a project but it's much more on a tonal/vibe level than the actual game part. Despite lacking in budget for polish or graphics, Samurai Jack Battle Through Time which had very little Itagaki involvement was really good and clearly has Ninja Gaiden DNA in its design.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            that doesn't mean anything

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              What doesn't? The fact that Devil's Third was a mess and the only game he's put his name on as a central figure since is an NFT scam?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yeah what does any of that have to do with Ninja gaiden?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If you follow the names then it makes sense. NG stopped being good after both Itagaki and a bunch of design staff left, Itagaki's stuff after leaving (which admittedly has been only one game) wasn't good, but the other ex-Team Ninja devs did make good games without Itagaki.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It doesn't mean anything.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes he was.

  92. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is the Izuna Drop associated with ninjas? Across all franchises and companies, ninjas have this fucking spinning head drop

  93. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do open world ninja games exist?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The upcoming AssCreed Japan might count. Beyond that it's mostly samurai games that go open world.

  94. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gonna cum

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