That's a good question. Stealth games may not be very popular as a genre, but it's surprising there's virtually no ninja action games
What is it about chest belts and the like that make boobs look bigger?
>What is it about chest belts and the like that make boobs look bigger?
They push the breasts up and forward, while squeezing the upper belly area tighter, making that area look thinner.
Grey Fox, Ibuki, Kamaitachi, Hibana, Joe Musashi. Weird assortment but Ninja Warriors acknowledgement is based. I only know Hibana by name because of Project X Zone 2.
Shinobi PS2, that's the only game Hotsuma specifically has, but the Shinobi series is generally good stuff.
just watched a 10 minute gameplay video to remember if i still feel... HOLY BASED the dashing, the action camera when you ka-ching and split everyone in half all at the same time as their upper body slides off their lower half... the aesthetics, the level design, the enemy variety really early on, the urban settings, a fucking shinobi and other enemies more badass than him in the same setting talking about some shit they did or are going to do and why they have to kill him
hoooooooly they just dont make games like this any more
man, the thing that sucks about Guilty Gear, and a lot of fighting games, is that it has so many cool character designs and stories that would be perfect to adapt as spin-off titles but may never come to fruition. Imagine a stealth-action brawler playing as Chipp blasting his way through gangs until he makes it to the presidency, or a pure stealth game playing as Millia, Venom or Zato-1 during their days in the Guild before Missing Link
Not him but you're the type of retard who complains about reeecism when you're standing here of all places
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
Not him but you are also a retard.
Ganker hasn't been "m-muh sekrit club" for like a fucking decade, and moderation here is so shit that no one who actually has video games as a hobby would use this shithole exclusively, are you retarded?
>gets upset over the use of a word even in a mocking tone
Seriously. Go back.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
You're still retarded, even if you're being ironic. By using it, you're enabling it. Doesn't matter if you're mocking it or not.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
LOL bro
go back, seriously >using the word gives it power reeeeee
You're so pozzed down to your very core that you can't even be "redpilled" without being a bluehair.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
>i-i'm not the troon! you're the troon!
Mirror argument, typical leftie tricks. Go back, you will never be the creator of the next shiggy.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
That's exactly what you're doing to me, assclown. You don't even possess self-awareness.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
>gets called out, with proof >a-akshually you're the troon! not me!
Your shit doesn't work on people who are aware of what you're trying to do, but keep trying. I could use a laugh.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
>if you make fun of the word that's the same as supporting the word!
No. The "Words Have Power!" argument is inherently left-wing. That makes you left wing. I denounce the Talmud.
Eat my shit, Chaim.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
I didn't say shit about words having power. I said you're enabling buzzword forcing by using it, even mockingly. Words only stay alive if they get used, be it retarded newspeak or not.
Dunno why you suddenly felt the need to bring up israelites but I denounce the Talmud as well.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
Still using that tired leftist anti-free speech illogical viewpoint. You're so israeliteed to your very core and you'll never realize it. They'll keep making the rules for you, and you'll keep following it. Might as well go be a RINO Republican.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
And we're back to mirror arguments again. I'm starting to think you're just doing this for the (You)s.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
Yes anon. Words have power. You're not a leftist. There, happy?
What happened to ninja manga?
They used to extremely popular back in the day. Now all we have had recently is Naruto. How do we make them popular again?
>Nah, what they want is psychic powers. Mix it up with some high-tech gadgetry and a battle with some ancient civilization.
I honestly love the mid-80's to early 90's hyperviolent anime OVAs all about buff motherfuckers punching psychic demon vaginas to shreds
Make them less austistic, more grounded.
No more weird -jutsu and magic techniques, more politics, factions and art of war.
Shinobi were always spies before fighters.
>Blighted Leaves
I feel like that shit still happens in manga but it's always a throw-away character who appears for the first time as a "corpse" that attacks the MC, and then we get a brief flash-back as to how he ended up like that.
I've chatted with him, he is a cool dude.
Amazing that he managed to create an audience by basically sketching and never finishing anything. His actually finished drawings are souless and underwhelming.
Projection from all the zoomertards that infest this place. Zoomzoomz use "reddit" as a pejorative, despite using memes that are straight up reddit-tier like "Yes" and 'jaks which are just an evolved form of vectorized reaction images, which is pure Reddit memes from the "le fu" days.
I feel like you've invented a person to be mad at in your head and are projecting that ideal onto me to cope with the fact that a lot of people don't like Baalbuddy.
This. He's not funny or insightful in the least, he's just an awful comedian and a subpar artist
Call me a pleb then, because I find that shit consistently hilarious. >Have Sex, Incel! Have Sex! Have Sex With Me! >Begone foul temptress
Gets me every time
I dislike complacent internet artists living by the will and whim of their audience, even if it's just "for fun". Never cared for his art either, especially how it's all just scribbles.
Because his humor is too self-referential, it'd do well to decrease the amount of dialogue or something. A lot of his comics have that air of having to point at itself and saying "Yes this is funny trope"
nu-Ganker hates OC in general. If it's not the same meme template we've been using for years, then it's reddit and therefore bad.
Even though Reddit did nothing but meme templates for years themselves. But oh wait that doesn't count!
t.2014 oldfag, amirite?
It's true, and you cannot prove otherwise. We've been seeing these same goddamn frogs, wojaks and vectorized reaction images here for years now, while all new old-Ganker style OC is actively discouraged. In fact new OC gets jannied harder than fucking /misc/ threads do on Ganker. Faster, too.
You homosexuals would see Ganker-tan and go "Holy Reddit!" at him.
That's how fucking bad this place has become.
I've read an anon's post once where he claims that the reason OC has died is because nobody wants to have their art style tied to this place because of Twitter/X and the dying anonymity of the internet coupled with cancel culture.
Though I think it's because this new crop of teenagers dislikes originality and prefer conformity. So OC out. Meme templates in.
Yeah. I don't think someone could sniff you out for a comic you didn't admit to with any real weight behind it unless you admit it. The hate for anything original is definitely the stronger force here.
>Though I think it's because this new crop of teenagers dislikes originality and prefer conformity.
This is false. You just see contrarian teens posting garbage on Ganker because it's "shitposting toilet" according to reddit. There is no deep lore. The anon who spam jaks and call everything reddit is doing it because "it is bazinga XDXD".
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
Yeah, that, too. But Reddit is extremely millennialcore these days. Zoomers and Alphas are on Discord and Twitter.
That's because 2009 mind raped Ganker into hating OC because people thought they could stop newfags from coming by not making any.
Funny enough, the only reason pepe and wojak survived that was because /LULZ/ was ignoring it.
/LULZ/ is the biggest cancer this site ever spawned because they're the ones that are doing all this resentful, manic-depressive, self-destructive shit.
Yes but their self loathing and use of wojak and pepe recreated an organic meme culture.
It was like an extinction, the 9gag event killed all memes and all the newfags learned meme = bad. But when they saw how endearing pepe and wojak edits were, they allowed it.
No other OC could be tolerated except those two which is why all drawn OC is a derivative of them.
Just try and bring back lolcats and watch what happens.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
Memes are dead because of GG. OC comes from organic happenings. Anytime something big occurs, or some funny thing happens, the mods shut it down. If some homosexual can't find it on KYM or doesn't recognize it, he'll go "Holy Reddit!" and it'll die on the vine.
9gag wasn't responsible for shit. OC was happening for years until about 2016 when it finally died.
My main problem with him is that he has at best 3 jokes that he reuses for everything, and if he isn't using them then it's just shitty references to Ganker and reddit memes.
I am ninja~ He is ninja~ She is ninja too~
I am ninja~ We are ninja~ But I believe that you are ninja too~
656477065 ASKS. A. NIN-JA. >What happened to ninja games?
What DID happen to ninja games? Well, I'll tell you. Ninjas got fed up with the constant corporate meddling and politicizing, when all we ever wanted was to kill people, violently. Every time we'd give our input, somehow it'd end up getting diddled down to such an anemic degree that entire portions of video games got random 'stealth' sections completely out of nowhere. So ninjas got fed up after the mars faced man left Team Ninja, and so they became game developers, only making ninja games on the Ninjastation 2. You might ask how the Ninjastation 1 was, and I'll tell you, it was rough. Quick time events happened in real-life, and if you didn't press A in time, you'd straight up end up decapitated or completely eviscerated by ninja stars coated in acid, lava, and acid/lava proof legos. Legos are another ninja invention that got taken entirely out of context as well, since it was meant to function as building blocks made out of human bones, but google translate wasn't invented then, so things just got lost in translation.
How might you play games on the Ninjastation 2? Well first, you have to be a ninja. Goes without saying, right? Second, you have to stealthily behead 100 troons without being detected, and harness the autism cubes that lies dormant beneath their gallbladders. Which is easier said than done, I don't know if you've ever handled an autism cube before, but they are incredibly fickle and brittle. Then you put in an order to Ninjastop, putting those autism cubes down as collateral. And viola! A Ninjastation 2 will be hurled at you completely at complete random, and if you're not cut in half, you're got yourself the finest catalogue of ninja games ever made to choose from.
Thanks for your question, 656477065, I look forward to killing you soon.
You can still get this guys 2008 book on Amazon. There are probably thousands of unsold copies that have been sitting on warehouse shelves for 15 years.
Why did they never think of doing a Warframe ripoff of Taimanin? Or a Musou clone? Hell, I'd even settle for a melee-focused Payday copycat, if that implies titty ninjas slaughtering through orcs. The fact that they design boner-inducing girls and just put them in gacha/rape/NTR or whatever other shit they made with them reallly rubs me the wrong way.
>big latex/bodysuit fetish >latex is almost exclusively associated with BDSM/femdom/sissy shit >can't just have nice big tiddy latex girls being railed without piss and rape and degradation or CBT
I do respect me not being the audience for a series but the taimanin girls designs are peak, especially Asagi
Zoomers think being a bunch of prudes will get them laid but then all their women go and fuck coomer millennials and gen x instead. Laugh at the zoomtards. LAUGH AT THEM
Zoomers think being a bunch of prudes will get them laid but then all their women go and fuck coomer millennials and gen x instead. Laugh at the zoomtards. LAUGH AT THEM
Both of you sound more like Zoomers than anyone else in this thread.
I wonder if we can turn her into Krystal in that the fans just make stuff for her since she is never coming back and wasn't handled that well to begin with. Great design but completely underutilized.
You are nuts if you think we are ever going to see a character like this again.
I wonder if we can turn her into Krystal in that the fans just make stuff for her since she is never coming back and wasn't handled that well to begin with. Great design but completely underutilized.
I mean she was in Dead or Alive 6, it hasn't been that long since she's been in anything.
I wish wo long had the same control layout as nioh. I kind of hate the diablo loot system but combat is great. I wish there were just a few types of weapons in each class and you could upgrade them instead.
Also character customization is great but an ass slider would be great. The girls can get pretty top heavy on stick legs.
zoomers have been so exposed to porn they no longer understand the concept of titillation and think even the slightest hint of sexuality is meant to make you jerk off
Bra sizes are an unreliable metric and change often depending on retailer.
A woman might be a C or a DD cup depending on where they bought it. It's retarded
Nah, for the A-DD range they're all very consistent. The amount of boob the cups can hold is pretty flexible (hence why there's only 5 that cover 99% of tits).
I bet the only historical reasons for female ninjas was their ability to seduct, infiltrate and poison enemies.
An ugly female ninja wouldn't make any sense but call me back in a year when Assasin's Creed Red drops.
I was juat thinking there hasnt been any fun hack n slash ninja games lately. Theyre all hardcore action games, which is great but sometimes i want to just be OP and kill everything instead.
>get Red Ninja on a garage sale >wonder why people bash it back in the day >its fun bur >came out to close to Tenchu Wrath of Heavens >and the game ends on a cliffhanger
Still I like some of the ideas like seducing the guards for easy kills. Plus Kurenai is hot as fuck.
>FromSoft is looking to invest in the rest of their catalogue after Armored Core 6 was a massive success
They need to be hounded day and night for a new Tenchu with co-op. Sekiro doesn't fucking count.
Just like Armored Core definitely did some changes, Sekiro for all purposes was their "modern fromsoft" design version of Tenchu/Kuon/Otogi and I don't see Tenchu coming back in its classic form. They outright said Sekiro started as a Tenchu and they wouldn't double back and say "Let's actually make that true Tenchu game" but if I turn out to be wrong I won't complain.
Although I do somehow seeing an outright Kuon sequel happening, but it'll definitely just be a slower paced and eastern magic focused Sekiro with a much grimmer atmosphere because they can easily market it as a spiritual sequel to Bloodborne/Sekiro or something weird. I think their action game format with tweaks and pacing feel adjustments is here to stay.
>get Red Ninja on a garage sale >wonder why people bash it back in the day >its fun bur >came out to close to Tenchu Wrath of Heavens >and the game ends on a cliffhanger
Still I like some of the ideas like seducing the guards for easy kills. Plus Kurenai is hot as fuck.
Lets not ask for this. They will only give us pozzed nonsense. The next AC game is going to have a female ninja and an african samurai. And no the female ninja is not going to be coombait she'll likely be some dyke mary sue nonsense.
Honestly, it's a blessing in a way.
Current day Capcom would not be able to pull it off. Also they would probably make it on RE engine and it would look as hideous as SF6
Honestly, it's a blessing in a way.
Current day Capcom would not be able to pull it off. Also they would probably make it on RE engine and it would look as hideous as SF6
SNK really wants it, they have a good relationship with Capcom for the first time since they struck the original deal, and Itsuno said he'd return to direct it. I think we're likely to get it AND have it be good, much more than a new MvC after Infinite being dogshit in every way.
We all do, but that well was poisoned in the early 00s with CFJ; execs don't think it would sell well if done again and Ono was constantly shutting down pitches for Capcom All-Stars before he quit so it's just not something people are pushing for. With MvC killed by its last entry I think the best we can hope for is CvS3 and MAYBE a collection of Marvel fighters with rollback if we're lucky.
There was a brief period of time in the 80s and 90s when ninjas were considered cool in the mainstream culture. Ninja Turtles and all that. They're not popular anymore
I know you are a retard and a homosexual who can only argue with strawman fallacies but I'll bite anyway: Men in video games don't look like that because what constitutes a sexy outfit for men is obviously different than what constitutes a sexy outfit for women you stupid cunt. And male characters DO get appropriately sexy costumes all the time, that doesn't mean putting them in heels you twat.
The reason why men arent sexualized in media like how women are is because women are taught to hide and be ashamed of their sexuality, while men are encouraged to be pigs. And also because we live in a patriarchy so thus media is made by mostly men to pander to men, at the expense of women. You as a straight man shouldnt tell women what they like. You probably think male power fantasy characters like kratos and batman are "sexy" and are intended by the creators to be "sexy" to women lol. If the roles were reversed. and women made the majority of media, all media will have men that look like that and all the women will be fully armoned and actually look cool instead of strippers. Dont like it? Welcome to being a woman. I swear men dont known what a truly sexualized male character looks like.
you can literary do that in Soulcalibur VI if you want.
it's not even hard since it's Siegfried with Voldo's clothing and Ivy's fighting style.
you fight people with giant flopping dongs when playing online in SC6 all the time
Women expressing their sexuality =/= women being sexually objectified
One is a problem, one is not. There is nothing anti-feminist about having an onlyfans or doing flirty cosplay.
Really the thing people miss in this discussion is that the character is, in fact, a character, whose wants and desires and wardrobe are dictated by the author. Thousands of years of fiction and men still don't understand the difference between a real life woman having agency and a character being made a bimbo by the men who created her. it's quite easy to understand if you're not a retard
women should be free to show their bodies as much as men do, and men should stop making hypersexualized characters that only exist to make incels jerk off
>boomers screeching about originality the thread
Let me tell you that "OC" is just trendy shit that only lasts for month before its forgotten. Wojaks and Pepes are staple memes because they represent (you) the individual while "OC" are attempts to create cults of worshiping toon artfags.
Wojaks and Pepes are """staples""" because you retards are completely incapable of creating something new and just refuse to let these shitty, putrid stale memes die, go fuck yourself.
Ganker memes are cancer, that doesn't change the fact so are pepes and wojaks. They used to just be one of a hundred memes, but then you arrived and mistakenly thought they were THE meme. No, you latched onto outsider perception of our culture.
They get very upset when you point out how cancerous they are. They really think they represent "Le Real Ganker xD" when in reality they're just redditors that got lost on the way back to their shit hole harder than Ryoga.
Why are you taking your meme reaction images and what they "represent" so seriously? It's a joke or visual accompaniment to a post, it can be anything.
>Chad's
No Anon, she is only interested in THE blonde, blue eyed chad. Singular.
Shiranui Mai is easily the single most faithful character in the entirety of Japanese popular media.
>"feminist" poster disappears just in time for pepelord to begin his baiting
Yeah that tracks. Sad some people think negative attention is just as good.
"Anons" weren't being redpilled, it was redditors. And they came sweeping in here from your trump subreddits. Pepe was officially a reddit mascot from that year onward.
"Anons" weren't being redpilled, it was redditors. And they came sweeping in here from your trump subreddits. Pepe was officially a reddit mascot from that year onward.
Maki is the least interesting Bushinryu user by all metrics and I'm tired of pretending otherwise; even her debut game is one of the weaker Final Fight entries. People who want her over even Guy himself are fucked in the head.
Don't care, hate her design.
They could have very easily brought back Maki with a revamped moveset like they have done with several other characters before but appealing to burgers and zoomers was more important.
Disgaea designs for generics have always been pretty spot on. Everything you want to see in a character with some good amounts of skin and teases, and everything just looks cool. Makes me wish they did more than turn based RPG. Action games deserve designs this solid too.
Yeah, that sounds about right to be honest.
I too would like spin-offs with these character designs in other genres but I can also see that the further NIS deviates from grid, strategy RPGs, the wonkier things get so unfortunately I don't see it happening.
Also, they seem to be perpetually on the brink of bankruptcy.
Best thread in quite a while.
Not much modern ninja games, especially classic ones. I think only recent thing is Ninja or Die, but I haven't played it and it looks like on of those 4 hour gimmick games you will just get bored of.
There's also Okinawa Rush, Shinobi non grata and Ganryu 2 from recent time.
47, we've got quite the doozy of a mission for you today. You are to enter this TIME VORTEX which will transport you to Ancient Japan, where you will carry out the assassination of a historical figure. He's notorious for...well, something or another, I'm not a weeaboo so I don't really know. Anyway, good ruck, 47-san.
>thread about Ninjas >thread is full of big tit female ninjas rather than cool as fuck male ninjas
/v/......Is dead
Master Raven was cooler than Raven until 8 made Raven way cooler. After the "he's Wesley Snipes in Blade" wore off he was just alright. I remember when he was top tier in SFxT at launch.
Itagaki isn't the reason those games were good, it's just that most of the design staff that were the reason walked at the same time he did. Itagaki's design principles are skewed and to an extent petty; there's making your game hard because you want it to be hard and then there's making changes to your game to spite people.
Itagaki hasn't released one good game since NG2, while the design staff that left TN at the same time at Soleil have put out a handful of decent to very good games, their worst release being the one Itagaki actually directed. I won't say you can't feel his influence on a project but it's much more on a tonal/vibe level than the actual game part. Despite lacking in budget for polish or graphics, Samurai Jack Battle Through Time which had very little Itagaki involvement was really good and clearly has Ninja Gaiden DNA in its design.
What doesn't? The fact that Devil's Third was a mess and the only game he's put his name on as a central figure since is an NFT scam?
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
yeah what does any of that have to do with Ninja gaiden?
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
If you follow the names then it makes sense. NG stopped being good after both Itagaki and a bunch of design staff left, Itagaki's stuff after leaving (which admittedly has been only one game) wasn't good, but the other ex-Team Ninja devs did make good games without Itagaki.
Ghost of Tsushima
Not Ninja. That is a Samurai game.
Samurais acted like ninjas tho
There is no difference with ranged combat unlocked
... No. They did not "act like ninjas."
True, real ninjas recite haiku's of death before exploding so they don't leave evidence behind.
You're walking the path of dishonorabru shinobi canonically
Ronin game actually
Samurai was a caste you were born into, stupid. Shinobi was an occupation you adopted. There were plenty of samurai that were shinobi
You become a dishonorable shinobi that uses underhanded tactics through the game.
Hell, your endgame armor/cover armor is more ninja than samurai
We still got two more years of viking games.
That's a good question. Stealth games may not be very popular as a genre, but it's surprising there's virtually no ninja action games
What is it about chest belts and the like that make boobs look bigger?
Most ninja games are action games though, as opposed to stealth.
do you have the full pic anon?
I want to see the Sophitia on the left
>What is it about chest belts and the like that make boobs look bigger?
They push the breasts up and forward, while squeezing the upper belly area tighter, making that area look thinner.
You're not a true ninja gamer if you can't name every ninja in this image.
Try again
>Still no titty ninja crossover game
Penis Vacation fills the void
Momiji, Rin, Ayame, Misao, Taki, Mai, Ayane, Ibuki, Yuffie, Kasumi, Kaede, Kunimitsu 1 and 2, Mitsuki.
Naruto
Coco replaced Crash girlfriend myth
>plastic doll ctrlc +ctrlv bimbo galore by team crinja
That was easy
Main is the only ninja there with a great personality. Not two funny bones in the whole picture.
my favorite titty ninja isn't there.
Grey Fox, Ibuki, Kamaitachi, Hibana, Joe Musashi. Weird assortment but Ninja Warriors acknowledgement is based. I only know Hibana by name because of Project X Zone 2.
>Kamaitachi over BIG NIGGA ninja or Kuonichi
SHIT IMAGE
What is the name of this guy's games again? shit was based beyond belief
Shinobi lol
just watched a 10 minute gameplay video to remember if i still feel... HOLY BASED the dashing, the action camera when you ka-ching and split everyone in half all at the same time as their upper body slides off their lower half... the aesthetics, the level design, the enemy variety really early on, the urban settings, a fucking shinobi and other enemies more badass than him in the same setting talking about some shit they did or are going to do and why they have to kill him
hoooooooly they just dont make games like this any more
The game is extremely aesthetically cool and I liked it when I was a kid, but play it. It's really not that great and the final boss is dogshit.
It's okay.
Shinobi PS2, that's the only game Hotsuma specifically has, but the Shinobi series is generally good stuff.
KINO
i slogged through the first game because i thought hotsuma was cool and the gimmick was fun, how good is the sequel?
man, the thing that sucks about Guilty Gear, and a lot of fighting games, is that it has so many cool character designs and stories that would be perfect to adapt as spin-off titles but may never come to fruition. Imagine a stealth-action brawler playing as Chipp blasting his way through gangs until he makes it to the presidency, or a pure stealth game playing as Millia, Venom or Zato-1 during their days in the Guild before Missing Link
Nightshade? It's intentionally floatier and not quite as cool but if you liked Shinobi PS2 you'd probably still like it.
Aren't you forgetting someone?
Cyborg ninja, ninja , Kamaitachi ninja and ninja
Grey Fox isnt a ninja, he's just a cyborg that is tripping balls on tons of drugs!
DUDE
He can be both, everyone calls him a ninja ingame.
>Nightshade
based. Main girl is also voiced by Atsuko Tanaka aka. Motoko Kusanagi's VA.
I wish Nightshade's camera wasn't garbage, fun game otherwise.
You're not a true gamer if you can't name every ninja in this webm.
>redditbuddy
>calls him Reddit
>he'd get smashed by "safe-horny" homosexuals that populate reddit now
Off with you.
I browse Reddit far more than here and have never once heard the term "safe horny" outside of Ganker
Make me.
Not him but you're the type of retard who complains about reeecism when you're standing here of all places
Not him but you are also a retard.
Ganker hasn't been "m-muh sekrit club" for like a fucking decade, and moderation here is so shit that no one who actually has video games as a hobby would use this shithole exclusively, are you retarded?
Go back, and take your shitty buzzword forcing with you.
triggered
Stay in your tranny sub, virgin.
>gets upset over the use of a word even in a mocking tone
Seriously. Go back.
You're still retarded, even if you're being ironic. By using it, you're enabling it. Doesn't matter if you're mocking it or not.
LOL bro
go back, seriously
>using the word gives it power reeeeee
You're so pozzed down to your very core that you can't even be "redpilled" without being a bluehair.
>i-i'm not the troon! you're the troon!
Mirror argument, typical leftie tricks. Go back, you will never be the creator of the next shiggy.
That's exactly what you're doing to me, assclown. You don't even possess self-awareness.
>gets called out, with proof
>a-akshually you're the troon! not me!
Your shit doesn't work on people who are aware of what you're trying to do, but keep trying. I could use a laugh.
>if you make fun of the word that's the same as supporting the word!
No. The "Words Have Power!" argument is inherently left-wing. That makes you left wing. I denounce the Talmud.
Eat my shit, Chaim.
I didn't say shit about words having power. I said you're enabling buzzword forcing by using it, even mockingly. Words only stay alive if they get used, be it retarded newspeak or not.
Dunno why you suddenly felt the need to bring up israelites but I denounce the Talmud as well.
Still using that tired leftist anti-free speech illogical viewpoint. You're so israeliteed to your very core and you'll never realize it. They'll keep making the rules for you, and you'll keep following it. Might as well go be a RINO Republican.
And we're back to mirror arguments again. I'm starting to think you're just doing this for the (You)s.
Yes anon. Words have power. You're not a leftist. There, happy?
sanest twitter user
What happened to ninja manga?
They used to extremely popular back in the day. Now all we have had recently is Naruto. How do we make them popular again?
>Uri Geller
it's always funny to me how japs got so obsessed with that con artist
Please post the entire comic, I curious as to the punchline. Is it that neither wears bras?
And what's this from?
>he doesn't know
cursed pic
Please, enlighten me!
One hint is all you're getting out of me.
Ok, be that way. Image saved for further research.
Perfect timing, thanks for delivering.
Even a Monkey Can Draw Manga
Yes.
the joke should've been just OP's image
>why is that
>male
just normal clothing but dark so harder to see at night
>female
if you have big tits you don't want them flopping around
why not just have flat female ninjas? high speed, low drag DFC
but then how will they seduce me
>Nah, what they want is psychic powers. Mix it up with some high-tech gadgetry and a battle with some ancient civilization.
I honestly love the mid-80's to early 90's hyperviolent anime OVAs all about buff motherfuckers punching psychic demon vaginas to shreds
>Wicked City
Good Taste
I miss golden age Madhouse so much.
Make them less austistic, more grounded.
No more weird -jutsu and magic techniques, more politics, factions and art of war.
Shinobi were always spies before fighters.
>Blighted Leaves
I feel like that shit still happens in manga but it's always a throw-away character who appears for the first time as a "corpse" that attacks the MC, and then we get a brief flash-back as to how he ended up like that.
Has anyone here even read those ninja manga being referenced?
well shit when was the last time we had a non highschooler depiction of ninjas in games or tv?
Stealth kills From Tenchu 2 have been living in my head for years
Sekiro
Why does Ganker hate basedbuddy?
People don't realize that surface level weeb/fantasy jokes are what his audience actively asks him for, more than full-blown porn.
If he did more porn I'd like him more
you'd have to out pay the non coomers for commissions
I've chatted with him, he is a cool dude.
Amazing that he managed to create an audience by basically sketching and never finishing anything. His actually finished drawings are souless and underwhelming.
please tell us he is a normal dude and not some wig wearing cross dressing pervert
Why would you think he's a troon? Because that joke hit too close to home?
Probably because tons of artists are obsessive types and those types tend to be weird.
They're all perverts. He draws tons of tits and joke porn.
NSFW artists aren't cool, they're degenerates.
Only talk to them if you're trying to make them go back to SFW.
You sure you're not talking about Legoman with that description?
Projection from all the zoomertards that infest this place. Zoomzoomz use "reddit" as a pejorative, despite using memes that are straight up reddit-tier like "Yes" and 'jaks which are just an evolved form of vectorized reaction images, which is pure Reddit memes from the "le fu" days.
Regardless if all his art and jokes are requests, it's still all unfunny shit.
This. He's not funny or insightful in the least, he's just an awful comedian and a subpar artist
Yeah. He needs to do more totally NOT reddit memes like wojak and YES chad.
I feel like you've invented a person to be mad at in your head and are projecting that ideal onto me to cope with the fact that a lot of people don't like Baalbuddy.
>Ganker dislikes a thing
>supposed to take the contrarian teenagers here seriously
lmao
I'm 47
>over the hill
>still being a contrarian teenager
I hate this image and wish death upon you
Cry to somebody that cares.
You dishonor our generation with your zoomerfied tastes
Call me a pleb then, because I find that shit consistently hilarious.
>Have Sex, Incel! Have Sex! Have Sex With Me!
>Begone foul temptress
Gets me every time
Not even remotely funny
>redditbuddy
based redditards
>he can't jerk off to that
I hate him because he's too trendy.
I still love him regardless
Where’s the funny?
I’ve chuckled at a couple of them
a woman is both a slave, and a tyrant
luigi shouldve known this from the start before he allowed this relationship to progress to where its at
I dislike complacent internet artists living by the will and whim of their audience, even if it's just "for fun". Never cared for his art either, especially how it's all just scribbles.
Because his humor is too self-referential, it'd do well to decrease the amount of dialogue or something. A lot of his comics have that air of having to point at itself and saying "Yes this is funny trope"
That's because he's part of that "We only like Japanese stuff IRONICALLY! HAHA it's so CRINGE amirite?" trend.
He is specifically commissioned to do jokes like that with various premises, it's why he does them more than porn these days.
seething /ic/ trannies most likely
I hate ironic weebs npc normalfags
His "jokes" are unfunny wordvomit, and he draws wojaks.
wojaks are based tho
>soirilla
He only really draws coomer, and that's understandable given his other content.
Today's ninjas are HOT
>DUDE SEX LMAO SEX INVOLVING POP CULTURE CHARACTERS
he's everything that's wrong with brown posthumans like (You), nagger-tranny
>i hate porn
might have to check your head, bro. your uncle doing that to you wasn't your fault
>thinly veiled reddit artist shill thread
Cringe. Also learn to draw.
I like him
he did Hi-Fi Rush porn with a gigachad Chai so he's alright by me
post it
https://exhentai.org/g/2523571/acee552bed/
thank brah!
https://exhentai.org/g/2120866/c12a3ca1cd/
https://exhentai.org/g/2567556/0d8d7e2b31/
I like his drawings
I think of this comic literally every time I see someone say "have sex" or "incel" and chuckle
>
>Nsfw artist video with a million+ views
That's how our doom starts?
Kek.
>game has subtle fanservice
hhhnnggg videogames
top fucking notch
>blackedbuddy
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3381804
does it really count if the girl is Latina
>can't tell an obvious edit
>edit
He literally apologized like a homosexual after people told him to tow the line he’s a whipped cuck
Please tell me there's a link to this apology, or at least a screencap.
Ganker hates everyone they know well enough to call by name.
>They stuck out? Hate em.
nu-Ganker hates OC in general. If it's not the same meme template we've been using for years, then it's reddit and therefore bad.
Even though Reddit did nothing but meme templates for years themselves. But oh wait that doesn't count!
tell me you're post-2015 without saying you're post-2015
I've been in this shithole since 2005
What part of what he said is wrong and how?
Look at the fucking catalog.
t.2014 oldfag, amirite?
It's true, and you cannot prove otherwise. We've been seeing these same goddamn frogs, wojaks and vectorized reaction images here for years now, while all new old-Ganker style OC is actively discouraged. In fact new OC gets jannied harder than fucking /misc/ threads do on Ganker. Faster, too.
You homosexuals would see Ganker-tan and go "Holy Reddit!" at him.
That's how fucking bad this place has become.
The moment I knew Ganker was truly dead was when someone reposted old OC and some fag accused it of being reddit because it had trollface
The death of OC truly was the death of this board. Nobody even makes stickman comics anymore. The only people who open MS Paint are wojaktards
I've read an anon's post once where he claims that the reason OC has died is because nobody wants to have their art style tied to this place because of Twitter/X and the dying anonymity of the internet coupled with cancel culture.
Though I think it's because this new crop of teenagers dislikes originality and prefer conformity. So OC out. Meme templates in.
Yeah. I don't think someone could sniff you out for a comic you didn't admit to with any real weight behind it unless you admit it. The hate for anything original is definitely the stronger force here.
>Though I think it's because this new crop of teenagers dislikes originality and prefer conformity.
This is false. You just see contrarian teens posting garbage on Ganker because it's "shitposting toilet" according to reddit. There is no deep lore. The anon who spam jaks and call everything reddit is doing it because "it is bazinga XDXD".
Yeah, that, too. But Reddit is extremely millennialcore these days. Zoomers and Alphas are on Discord and Twitter.
There is no point to make stickman comics because "this is what we supposed to do".
That's because 2009 mind raped Ganker into hating OC because people thought they could stop newfags from coming by not making any.
Funny enough, the only reason pepe and wojak survived that was because /LULZ/ was ignoring it.
/LULZ/ is the biggest cancer this site ever spawned because they're the ones that are doing all this resentful, manic-depressive, self-destructive shit.
Yes but their self loathing and use of wojak and pepe recreated an organic meme culture.
It was like an extinction, the 9gag event killed all memes and all the newfags learned meme = bad. But when they saw how endearing pepe and wojak edits were, they allowed it.
No other OC could be tolerated except those two which is why all drawn OC is a derivative of them.
Just try and bring back lolcats and watch what happens.
Memes are dead because of GG. OC comes from organic happenings. Anytime something big occurs, or some funny thing happens, the mods shut it down. If some homosexual can't find it on KYM or doesn't recognize it, he'll go "Holy Reddit!" and it'll die on the vine.
9gag wasn't responsible for shit. OC was happening for years until about 2016 when it finally died.
>Baalbuddy
>OC
>when he literally just recycles jokes from here into comic form and pastes it everywhere
No, and you're a fag for defensing this shit.
Show me where I said I was defending baalbuddy.
Pretty much. If it's not anonymous, it might as well be a tripfag.
It makes sense to not attentionwhore while on Ganker, but applying the anonymous ideal to every platform is just trying to keep impossible standards.
I miss nipple bumps
I like his art but often there is too much text explaining the joke
My main problem with him is that he has at best 3 jokes that he reuses for everything, and if he isn't using them then it's just shitty references to Ganker and reddit memes.
redditor humor
jealousy
bero bero
He doesn't do enough preggo porn, he's good at it and it's a waste to not use those skills.
have a nice day reverse psychology retard.
I have browsed this board fo a decade and rarely ever saw anyone hating BB
>White Taki
pass
mmmm POP
mmmmmmmmm POP
bra sizes are fucking stupid
is ninja gaiden any good?
Yes. Also fuck what plebs say, NG3 has the greatest combat of any action game.
>NG3 has the greatest combat of any action game.
Doatroon...
Does this guy actually drawn porn or is it mostly maymays with some NSFW bait?
He does. But personally, I find his comics better than his porn.
I am ninja~ He is ninja~ She is ninja too~
I am ninja~ We are ninja~ But I believe that you are ninja too~
656477065 ASKS. A. NIN-JA.
>What happened to ninja games?
What DID happen to ninja games? Well, I'll tell you. Ninjas got fed up with the constant corporate meddling and politicizing, when all we ever wanted was to kill people, violently. Every time we'd give our input, somehow it'd end up getting diddled down to such an anemic degree that entire portions of video games got random 'stealth' sections completely out of nowhere. So ninjas got fed up after the mars faced man left Team Ninja, and so they became game developers, only making ninja games on the Ninjastation 2. You might ask how the Ninjastation 1 was, and I'll tell you, it was rough. Quick time events happened in real-life, and if you didn't press A in time, you'd straight up end up decapitated or completely eviscerated by ninja stars coated in acid, lava, and acid/lava proof legos. Legos are another ninja invention that got taken entirely out of context as well, since it was meant to function as building blocks made out of human bones, but google translate wasn't invented then, so things just got lost in translation.
How might you play games on the Ninjastation 2? Well first, you have to be a ninja. Goes without saying, right? Second, you have to stealthily behead 100 troons without being detected, and harness the autism cubes that lies dormant beneath their gallbladders. Which is easier said than done, I don't know if you've ever handled an autism cube before, but they are incredibly fickle and brittle. Then you put in an order to Ninjastop, putting those autism cubes down as collateral. And viola! A Ninjastation 2 will be hurled at you completely at complete random, and if you're not cut in half, you're got yourself the finest catalogue of ninja games ever made to choose from.
Thanks for your question, 656477065, I look forward to killing you soon.
What a throwback
Quality post anon ty
High quality post, 9.5/10. Can't be a 10/10 because nonjas are able to read it.
I bought this book when I was a kid and read the whole thing. I think I actually wore the joke out for myself by the end but I kept reading anyway.
I have it too, it was funnier that I thought it would be. I am quite fond of it.
Just a shoot in the dark here but do you also have world war z?
>tfw realultimatepower.net doesn't work anymore
Can always use wayback machine
https://web.archive.org/web/20051130034409/http://www.realultimatepower.net/index4.htm
Unless it's a copysite, this works fine
https://www.realultimatepower.net/ninja/ninja2.htm
>gets fatter with every episode
thats what happens as you get older anon
Thank you for the memories.
You can still get this guys 2008 book on Amazon. There are probably thousands of unsold copies that have been sitting on warehouse shelves for 15 years.
God that show made me laugh my ass off long ago.
Good shit anon.
I wonder what he's up to these days
Even now there are diamonds that still show up in the shit.
maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
ask a ninja! i remember i watched this guy years ago!
Incredible.
I haven't thought about this in years
thanks anon
Maybe if this does well
>any ass creed after 2 doing well
Lol at you
Lmao at your life
Black Flag and Odyssey did just fine
>second playable character is a nagger
No thanks
If they made it literally 10 fucking years ago
Stealth games in general aren't popular in the current gaming climate
>linus gets tempted by a FEMALE demon into being a shill
Fake and gay.
cut to linus real wife
>in bed with demons
accurate considering he drives campaigns that make people kill themselves
SEX WITH MERU AAAAAHHHHH
Filling Meru with goo until she pops
yeah
yeah
Ist here anything that approaches MD Shinobi 3 or PS2 Shinobi, even in the indie sphere?
You dont want to talk about ninja games, its a disgusting coom thread in disguise
Here's your (you).
It's not even with good art. It's a fucking Baalbuddy shill thread.
Fuck s*ny and fuck c*lifornia.
Still doing well.
i like that one where that orc / demon guy is videotaping her and that other girl and fucking them constantly.
Why did they never think of doing a Warframe ripoff of Taimanin? Or a Musou clone? Hell, I'd even settle for a melee-focused Payday copycat, if that implies titty ninjas slaughtering through orcs. The fact that they design boner-inducing girls and just put them in gacha/rape/NTR or whatever other shit they made with them reallly rubs me the wrong way.
>big latex/bodysuit fetish
>latex is almost exclusively associated with BDSM/femdom/sissy shit
>can't just have nice big tiddy latex girls being railed without piss and rape and degradation or CBT
I do respect me not being the audience for a series but the taimanin girls designs are peak, especially Asagi
>neo puritan prudes trying to ban basic instincts
the ninja games will have the last laugh yet
Zoomers think being a bunch of prudes will get them laid but then all their women go and fuck coomer millennials and gen x instead. Laugh at the zoomtards. LAUGH AT THEM
Bro I'm a zoomer and I hate this type of censorship
Both of you sound more like Zoomers than anyone else in this thread.
Team Ninja is doing just fine.
When are we getting another game with Rachel
>white
>blonde hair
>blue eyes
>large breasts
>BDSM costume
>unapologetically sexy
You are nuts if you think we are ever going to see a character like this again.
I wonder if we can turn her into Krystal in that the fans just make stuff for her since she is never coming back and wasn't handled that well to begin with. Great design but completely underutilized.
I mean she was in Dead or Alive 6, it hasn't been that long since she's been in anything.
Not quite, the physics are there but there arent any coomer amor sets in their games nowdays
game on the right?
Wo Long aka Chinese Sekiro
I hated Rachel's redesign.
Team Ninja is dead. They'll continue to shit out awful Souls clones and milking the DoA gacha.
Nioh 2 had the best melee combat of any game ever made.
Wo Long is good also (not amazing but a solid combat game).
They still know what they are doing.
Ha ha. No.
>Got filtered by Nioh and is now seething
Skill isue
>buzzwords
Adorable.
I wish wo long had the same control layout as nioh. I kind of hate the diablo loot system but combat is great. I wish there were just a few types of weapons in each class and you could upgrade them instead.
Also character customization is great but an ass slider would be great. The girls can get pretty top heavy on stick legs.
Pizza face regained control of team ninja?
>pizza face
Why do you scum always expose yourself? Go the fuck back.
He's oatmeal cookie, show some respect
I swear to god this prudish bullshit from the left is just modern day Lysenkoism
zoomers have been so exposed to porn they no longer understand the concept of titillation and think even the slightest hint of sexuality is meant to make you jerk off
Bra sizes are an unreliable metric and change often depending on retailer.
A woman might be a C or a DD cup depending on where they bought it. It's retarded
The best way would be to weigh them
What was that Bette Midler line?
"I won`t tell you how much my breasts weigh, but I consulted a postage scale. It costs $87.50 to send `em to Brazil."
Nah, for the A-DD range they're all very consistent. The amount of boob the cups can hold is pretty flexible (hence why there's only 5 that cover 99% of tits).
Rec me some good ninja H games bros
>Rec me some good ninja H games bros
The only one you'll ever need. Taimanin flesh cubes need not apply.
>Kunoichi Botan
>Kunoichi Tsubaki
>Shinobi Buster Mizuna Ninpocho
>Shizuma Kenpu Legend Ai
all rock solid
Shame I've never seen a stealth action game where you get molested if you get caught or something like this
i just load up the doa girls in virt a mate VR alongside other tasteful choices
Kunoichi Botan is pretty good and does kunoichi gameplay convincingly despite being RPGmakerslop
kurovadis
Taimanin
You are cordially invited to play Taimanin Asagi
wow, I jerked off to this hentai like 4 days ago.
This is literally just a coom thread, but if I post "it" I'll be banned.
You're hypocrites Ganker.
>Forgotten western-developed Shinobi for 3DS has the coolest MC design in the series
>Solos Batman and Spiderman at the same time and wins
>Takes out The Terminator and Godzilla in the same game
Was he based?
Still best Joe. Trader, Average and Biden have nothing on him
What about Joe Mama?
Welp.
Why can't ESLs understand it's Spider-Man, not Spiderman?
People are idiots
Taimanin RPGX
Uh, cool?
It would be, if you weren't getting your ass kicked so hard!
I bet the only historical reasons for female ninjas was their ability to seduct, infiltrate and poison enemies.
An ugly female ninja wouldn't make any sense but call me back in a year when Assasin's Creed Red drops.
"Seduce," ESL-kun, not "seduct." That's not a word.
so who won
Taki I think, if the facial size was any indication. Not sure if there was a Mai one too though.
>Male Ninjas
Pajama and stage hand costumes
>Female Ninjas
Skin tight suits
Why is that?
Will Rise of the Ronin be a ninja game?
Male Ninjas are for you to look cool, female ninjas are for you to look at.
Man I wanna have sex with Taki so bad, character design is top notch
Post more ninjas in skintight suits
This game was KINO
My nigga, I-Ninja was fucking great. I have never forgotten the advertising for the game using the line "no-one is taller than the last man standing"
Let hope rocksteady revive cancelled sequel
I was juat thinking there hasnt been any fun hack n slash ninja games lately. Theyre all hardcore action games, which is great but sometimes i want to just be OP and kill everything instead.
>get Red Ninja on a garage sale
>wonder why people bash it back in the day
>its fun bur
>came out to close to Tenchu Wrath of Heavens
>and the game ends on a cliffhanger
Still I like some of the ideas like seducing the guards for easy kills. Plus Kurenai is hot as fuck.
>wonder why people bash it back in the day
Because it's not very good. I wanted to like it but it was gigajank.
Its jank yes but I had fun. Never knew why it was a flop until I play it a month ago.
the last ninja game I played was Tenchu Z, I miss it
Same, would be nice if they ported it.
>FromSoft is looking to invest in the rest of their catalogue after Armored Core 6 was a massive success
They need to be hounded day and night for a new Tenchu with co-op. Sekiro doesn't fucking count.
And Kuon, I want a new Kuon game too.
Keep dreaming, all you're getting is Ninja Blade 2 at best.
>Puts the Moonlight Greatsword in a fucking ninja game
What the fuck is Miyazaki's problem?
Just like Armored Core definitely did some changes, Sekiro for all purposes was their "modern fromsoft" design version of Tenchu/Kuon/Otogi and I don't see Tenchu coming back in its classic form. They outright said Sekiro started as a Tenchu and they wouldn't double back and say "Let's actually make that true Tenchu game" but if I turn out to be wrong I won't complain.
Although I do somehow seeing an outright Kuon sequel happening, but it'll definitely just be a slower paced and eastern magic focused Sekiro with a much grimmer atmosphere because they can easily market it as a spiritual sequel to Bloodborne/Sekiro or something weird. I think their action game format with tweaks and pacing feel adjustments is here to stay.
I love boobies so much
>completely forgotten
Sad
I remember
Especially since that Separate Ways DLC borrowed so much from it aesthetically.
I fapped to this picture in game magazine ads when I was a kid. I remember them tiddies.
Lets not ask for this. They will only give us pozzed nonsense. The next AC game is going to have a female ninja and an african samurai. And no the female ninja is not going to be coombait she'll likely be some dyke mary sue nonsense.
>Capcom vs SnK 3 never ever
why even live...
Honestly, it's a blessing in a way.
Current day Capcom would not be able to pull it off. Also they would probably make it on RE engine and it would look as hideous as SF6
SNK really wants it, they have a good relationship with Capcom for the first time since they struck the original deal, and Itsuno said he'd return to direct it. I think we're likely to get it AND have it be good, much more than a new MvC after Infinite being dogshit in every way.
See, I would love CvS3 but I really want Capcom All-Stars
We all do, but that well was poisoned in the early 00s with CFJ; execs don't think it would sell well if done again and Ono was constantly shutting down pitches for Capcom All-Stars before he quit so it's just not something people are pushing for. With MvC killed by its last entry I think the best we can hope for is CvS3 and MAYBE a collection of Marvel fighters with rollback if we're lucky.
i want ninjas to fart on my penis
There was a brief period of time in the 80s and 90s when ninjas were considered cool in the mainstream culture. Ninja Turtles and all that. They're not popular anymore
Taki gave me a fetish for pokers. That is all.
ha
cute
Mini Ninjas was cute. It was just way too easy.
I think if it had been more challenging it would have been much more known and loved.
I remember playing this as a kid, I think I got filtered by that farting big samurai boss
Extremely lethatl shrine maiden female ninja
Made for BDC big demon cock
I am a demon
Guys Literally Only Want One Thing And It's Hugging Momiji
That's horrible not!
I know, right?
Imagine the smell...
believe me I have
Maidens that don't shave get smellier, than those who don't.
Mostly after doing ninja stuff
Nut inside Momiji
I hope the freak that drew this gets his hands cut off. Fuck men who sexualize women
Naruto has been a disaster for the ninja genre
Play fighting games nigga.
All you ever do is post ninjas from fighting games.
By breeding more.
anyways
big titty attractive female ninjas should come back
She looks like a blow up doll, not a martial artist
Supposedly it's part of her ninja techniques
Hotter than you'll ever be.
Peak female form.
Is that Eisuke Ogura art? I NEED that picture on the right.
homosexual.
Mad that I insulted your waifu?
Why dont men in your video games look like this then?
I would support media that had men that looked like this. I like seeing men uncomfortable, so they can see what women had to deal with for years.
I know you are a retard and a homosexual who can only argue with strawman fallacies but I'll bite anyway: Men in video games don't look like that because what constitutes a sexy outfit for men is obviously different than what constitutes a sexy outfit for women you stupid cunt. And male characters DO get appropriately sexy costumes all the time, that doesn't mean putting them in heels you twat.
The reason why men arent sexualized in media like how women are is because women are taught to hide and be ashamed of their sexuality, while men are encouraged to be pigs. And also because we live in a patriarchy so thus media is made by mostly men to pander to men, at the expense of women. You as a straight man shouldnt tell women what they like. You probably think male power fantasy characters like kratos and batman are "sexy" and are intended by the creators to be "sexy" to women lol. If the roles were reversed. and women made the majority of media, all media will have men that look like that and all the women will be fully armoned and actually look cool instead of strippers. Dont like it? Welcome to being a woman. I swear men dont known what a truly sexualized male character looks like.
Fuck off retard.
shut up hole
>Welcome to being a woman
>implying you'd know what it is to be a woman
Oh god I haven't looked at this comic since the issue where he fucked the troon.
It led to some funny edits at least.
If men looked like her drawings in media you'd cry
The virgin anti-sex libtard cannot handle the Chad Bisexual.
that's literally voldo, shitpost-kun
>muh women dont like men in sexy clothes. Im a man and I totally know what women like
https://twitter.com/umikochannart
Proves you losers wrong
Voldo is meant to be creepy not sexualized. Hes not like ivy where he is clear fap bait
95% of the images I saw have the men either fully clothed or with an unbuttoned shirt, did you not even look at them yourself?
Those shirts are clearly male power fantasies :^)
heh
You argue in bad faith and there is nothing we could show you that could possibly change your mind.
Ivy wears more clothes than simon belmont you stupid nagger
you can literary do that in Soulcalibur VI if you want.
it's not even hard since it's Siegfried with Voldo's clothing and Ivy's fighting style.
you fight people with giant flopping dongs when playing online in SC6 all the time
That book must be pure boner material
Women expressing their sexuality =/= women being sexually objectified
One is a problem, one is not. There is nothing anti-feminist about having an onlyfans or doing flirty cosplay.
Really the thing people miss in this discussion is that the character is, in fact, a character, whose wants and desires and wardrobe are dictated by the author. Thousands of years of fiction and men still don't understand the difference between a real life woman having agency and a character being made a bimbo by the men who created her. it's quite easy to understand if you're not a retard
women should be free to show their bodies as much as men do, and men should stop making hypersexualized characters that only exist to make incels jerk off
the other two turn and look at her and say, "bras?"
ibuki then mugs the camera and seinfeld theme plays as we cut to commercial break
I entered the thread expecting this. Thanks anon. Goodbye.
>captcha PMSGJ
more importantly, which titty ninja is best at paizuri interrogation
Daily reminder that if your ninja is killing more than 1 person per mission it's not a ninja game.
Are you ready for MILF OL Mai for COTW?
Oh man... I don't think I am ready but I'm certainly looking forward to it.
She already made me hard with her milf aspect in the selection screen
Well, she won't look any different considering how everyone look in the posters.
>tfw she will never bust your balls
>baalbuddy
>Anon would rather gobble up obvious bait, whine about OC and metapost than talk about ninjas
Ninjas are boring. Make it e-boi ninjas and I'll be happy to talk about them.
Sorry anon, have some ninja robots.
Is Iroha a ninja?
she's more like a combat maid but they're essentially specialized ninjas anyway
>Fishnets, over toe socks, over massive platform sandals.
Fucking Kubo
Definitely yes. Look at them blades, and those sandals.
no, she doesn't fight like one at all.
but bodyguard maids get confused as such anyway it seems.
Sauce on that pic? Google can't find it.
>boomers screeching about originality the thread
Let me tell you that "OC" is just trendy shit that only lasts for month before its forgotten. Wojaks and Pepes are staple memes because they represent (you) the individual while "OC" are attempts to create cults of worshiping toon artfags.
Wojaks and Pepes are """staples""" because you retards are completely incapable of creating something new and just refuse to let these shitty, putrid stale memes die, go fuck yourself.
I thought baneposting lasted forever. But then pepes and wojaks happened. Holy shit.
Ganker memes are cancer, that doesn't change the fact so are pepes and wojaks. They used to just be one of a hundred memes, but then you arrived and mistakenly thought they were THE meme. No, you latched onto outsider perception of our culture.
What? Are you saying I support this cancerous shit?
>proves my point flawlessly
HAHAHAHA
>pepefag thinks his shit don't stink
nothing new, but it still makes me lose faith in humanity.
They get very upset when you point out how cancerous they are. They really think they represent "Le Real Ganker xD" when in reality they're just redditors that got lost on the way back to their shit hole harder than Ryoga.
Why are you taking your meme reaction images and what they "represent" so seriously? It's a joke or visual accompaniment to a post, it can be anything.
rent free boomer
Anyway, back to titty ninjas.
>She is only interested in blonde hair, blue eyed aryan Chad's
NOOOOO it's not fair!
>Chad's
No Anon, she is only interested in THE blonde, blue eyed chad. Singular.
Shiranui Mai is easily the single most faithful character in the entirety of Japanese popular media.
Is the Izuna Drop an essential move for every ninja?
no
>pepefag bragging about being underage and new
Never would have happened before 2016.
2016 was kino year when it redpilled so many anons on the truth.
This is bait.
Probably the same baitposter from before too
>"feminist" poster disappears just in time for pepelord to begin his baiting
Yeah that tracks. Sad some people think negative attention is just as good.
>seething and coping leftists
"Anons" weren't being redpilled, it was redditors. And they came sweeping in here from your trump subreddits. Pepe was officially a reddit mascot from that year onward.
Shrine Maidens can be ninjas too.
Let the kitsune guide you
Forgotten ninjas...
Maki is the least interesting Bushinryu user by all metrics and I'm tired of pretending otherwise; even her debut game is one of the weaker Final Fight entries. People who want her over even Guy himself are fucked in the head.
I wanted her OR Guy for SF6 but instead we got some Mary Sue zoomer character so that ship has sailed anyway.
Kimberly is more interesting than Maki in terms of gameplay and design. She's still worse than Guy & Zeku but there's SOMETHING there.
Don't care, hate her design.
They could have very easily brought back Maki with a revamped moveset like they have done with several other characters before but appealing to burgers and zoomers was more important.
They dont make those ninja sluts as they used to.
Sad
You can always make fun of people who get upset over fan service.
It is always morally correct.
Revenge of Shinobi is my favorite ninja game. Even if there's very little kunoichi.
I really like ninjas in Disgaea.
They are somehow both extremely generic AND extremely appealing.
Disgaea designs for generics have always been pretty spot on. Everything you want to see in a character with some good amounts of skin and teases, and everything just looks cool. Makes me wish they did more than turn based RPG. Action games deserve designs this solid too.
Yeah, that sounds about right to be honest.
I too would like spin-offs with these character designs in other genres but I can also see that the further NIS deviates from grid, strategy RPGs, the wonkier things get so unfortunately I don't see it happening.
Also, they seem to be perpetually on the brink of bankruptcy.
Yeah. In retrospect selling games you can play for 500 hours was probably not the best business strategy. I haven't even finished 2's post-game.
Can someone explain to me why Americans seem to hate breasts so much? I can't understand it.
Puritanism and repression does that to a mf.
No. Fuck off.
they literally, everything
>baitposter still trying
Who was the first to do "female ninja pants got holes in both sides" first?
reality I think, they're based off a real type of pants right?
Did BB ever make another mega where he uploads his shit after that other one got nuked?
I'd wager you could find a good chunk of his stuff collected into one place on exhentai
Samurai are better then ninjas
Cry more honor cuck.
Cowardly whore
>Sharingan
There are only two kinds of good Uchiha: a dead Uchiha, and Itachi.
Ok Second Boom-Kager
>redditbuddy
Best thread in quite a while.
Not much modern ninja games, especially classic ones. I think only recent thing is Ninja or Die, but I haven't played it and it looks like on of those 4 hour gimmick games you will just get bored of.
There's also Okinawa Rush, Shinobi non grata and Ganryu 2 from recent time.
eh, ninjas are still super popular.
Rin is a hag
good because hag love
now if only they weren't stuck in a shitty gacha
>shitty gacha
redundant
>36 year old princess
47, we've got quite the doozy of a mission for you today. You are to enter this TIME VORTEX which will transport you to Ancient Japan, where you will carry out the assassination of a historical figure. He's notorious for...well, something or another, I'm not a weeaboo so I don't really know. Anyway, good ruck, 47-san.
So, assassinate Mitsuhide before he can betray Oda?
>tfw Weeb Hitman where you play as Yon-ju Nana
Master Raven was cooler than Raven until 8 made Raven way cooler. After the "he's Wesley Snipes in Blade" wore off he was just alright. I remember when he was top tier in SFxT at launch.
>thread about Ninjas
>thread is full of big tit female ninjas rather than cool as fuck male ninjas
/v/......Is dead
Naruto happened
>stealth is your key asset
>wear form fighting latex over huge tits sure draw the attention of everyone
this is why you can't have female ninja
if it's form-fitting, the rustle of your clothes can't give you away
my corduroys are tight as fuck, but you WILL hear my thighs rubbing together regardless
It's to trick and seduce men.
a better trick is promising a stable relationship, kids, and obedience
Is ninja gaiden collection worth it for playing as Kasumi and Ayane or should I just mod them into Sekiro?
Best ninja game coming through
randy cunningham?
basado
Need a new ninja gaiden
Because they were all titty-ninja games and the ninja part wasn't the popular part
I miss a proper Ninja Gaiden by Itagaki
Itagaki isn't the reason those games were good, it's just that most of the design staff that were the reason walked at the same time he did. Itagaki's design principles are skewed and to an extent petty; there's making your game hard because you want it to be hard and then there's making changes to your game to spite people.
Team Ninja needed a madman with a vision like Itagaki, but Itagaki needed his team to reel him back in from time to time.
Itagaki hasn't released one good game since NG2, while the design staff that left TN at the same time at Soleil have put out a handful of decent to very good games, their worst release being the one Itagaki actually directed. I won't say you can't feel his influence on a project but it's much more on a tonal/vibe level than the actual game part. Despite lacking in budget for polish or graphics, Samurai Jack Battle Through Time which had very little Itagaki involvement was really good and clearly has Ninja Gaiden DNA in its design.
that doesn't mean anything
What doesn't? The fact that Devil's Third was a mess and the only game he's put his name on as a central figure since is an NFT scam?
yeah what does any of that have to do with Ninja gaiden?
If you follow the names then it makes sense. NG stopped being good after both Itagaki and a bunch of design staff left, Itagaki's stuff after leaving (which admittedly has been only one game) wasn't good, but the other ex-Team Ninja devs did make good games without Itagaki.
It doesn't mean anything.
Yes he was.
Why is the Izuna Drop associated with ninjas? Across all franchises and companies, ninjas have this fucking spinning head drop
Do open world ninja games exist?
The upcoming AssCreed Japan might count. Beyond that it's mostly samurai games that go open world.
I'm gonna cum