What happened to Zelda?

What happened to Zelda?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    have a nice day

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Game became aimed more at normies and specifically women.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t. Link

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    black woman here, sidon is hot

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      u single?

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Your pic is outdate, now thet ToTK dorf turned to be the biggest butthole ever all his fangirls dropped like flies and all the fanart about "chad dorf" stopped being made.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >m.jpg
    this homie saving cuck memes on his phone lmao

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >newbie can’t recognize actual phone filenames
      Sad

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        You don't get the m-version of the pic unless you're phoneposting, tourist-kun.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >look black woman like white man too!
      Yeah, but nobody likes you, so whats your point?

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's trending so it's bound to be surrounded by garbage often.

    Also this pic doesn't make sense. Most girls want some boy that looks like a girl than a dude that works out or is a powerhouse. Ganon attracts more gays than girls it's embarassing

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      nice try shlomo

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This, why? They are even on their best disposition to overlook any gay behavior.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    BGC

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    he should frick Link while she watches

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This x100

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What compels a person to draw this?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Big Gerudo DIck! OH MAMMA!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fetishists take pleasure in exposing their fetishes, sometimes not even for validation, I don't know honestly
      This guy who used to be a close friend when we both were geeks now only comes in the group chat to say he's jerking or to, one way or another, mention his trans bbc fetishes, he can't help talking about it, he knows it bugs us to say the least

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        based, I'd love to join just to fart into the microphone

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Fetishists take pleasure in exposing their fetishes
        That's all there is to it. Same reason people post coom art on non-porn threads

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Fetishists take pleasure in exposing their fetishes, sometimes not even for validation, I don't know honestly
        You're misinterpreting it. It's not that he can't help talking about it. It's not that he's ever done it for validation. It's not even that his fetish is actually trans bbc. What he's jacking off to is the fact he's telling you about it. THAT is the fetish.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      be a troon or ricel

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Money

      Drawing stuff like this gets you tonnes of money for comparatively little effort.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I genuinely don't understand why cuckshit is so popular. I find it absolutely disgusting.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    too many leftists journalists and filthy israelites with their esg blackmail

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What happened to Zelda?
    the short version:
    a long running attempt to subvert the board by shlomo byy posting a constant torrent of femboy threads

    the long version:
    this is a anti western subversion/struggle session thread posted by either a israelite, israelite-adjacent,or a shitlib commie.
    you want to know how i know this?
    every twink/femboy thread on Ganker is always about debasing videogame characters who are western white blond men, whether its cloud, link, or even bridget.pay attention when browsing the catalog of Ganker and spot such a femboy thread: there will never be a submissive non-white featured in ops picture because even more so than being gay the trannies making these threads hate the western world and its values more than anything.
    western values like morality, chivalry, disclipline, determination, tradition and bravery. displayed by blond heroes like link who is a knight saving a princess and her kingdom. and cloud who overcame his angst, his inner demons, his archnemesis, and saves the world. and in lesser form bridget who set out from his village, became good in martial arts and a respectable fighter all of his own.
    these are the virtues the weak, twisted, cowering, sexually queerminded, mentally touched tumblrinas slithering around in the entertainment industry (movies, games, internet, books etc). have begone gradually deconstructing over the last decade. every book, comic, movie, and videogame since around 2014-15-ish has been ruined by them. and the fetid creatures making these twink threads on Gankerare of the same strain as those wreaking havoc in the industry. if you want to find that out for yourself run this test: imagine the OP of this thread presiding over the studio or developer making your favorite game/movie/comic or book: how long until queer elements start leaking in? and how long until the writing quality goes down the shitter, to the levels of a poorly-written /r/gayconfessions slashfic ?

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is that dress called that Zelda is wearing in the bottom picture?
    I fricking love that kind of dress.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The thought that NTR mindfricks Gankerirgins so hard makes it even better.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >That last second
    AAAH DON'T EAT ME!

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Goku

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]

    >no words
    i can tell i utterly verbally destroyed you. your rectum is completely wrecked, goatse-ied, and turned inside out like a rawdogged deflated strawberry.
    homosexualposter destroyed: mission accomplished, i did well today.

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >posts this shit on a blue board.
    newbie.

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's not even the correct version of Ganondorf for the top half.

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    GUYS WHAT IS THE DRESS CALLED THAT SHE'S WEARING IN THE BOTTOM IMAGE! I WANT TO KNOW! I THINK IT'S A HOT DRESS!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tube top or strapless

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks bro

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I find it funny how they leave out asian male black female relationships because of how rare they are

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    what happens to Zelda in the story makes GDorf cucking Zelda impossible

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Married an asian wife
    >Has half asian son
    >Gets flashback every time he sees the son
    Should have aborted and tried again for a daughter instead

    Also that wife is probably super docile and tight about that asiatic killer tattoo.

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know we’re supposed to be mad and fling shit at each other over le cuck shit, but I legitimately find it funny that even ganon in the bottom half has this reaction that says “cut your thot shit out you stupid bawd”

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How has this thread not gotten 404'd yet

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      discord jannie on duty.

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    you can't cuck with a wild animal

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The raw contempt on Ganon's face says everything that needs to be said.

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    The fact you keep (You)ing me shows me you haven't played the game and are just doing this mindlessly.

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick even is this thread?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dunno but I think bullying asians is funny and always have.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      A meltdown in its purest, least edgy form

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      a hero has arrived

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sum wrong w/ u homies no cap

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have a chinese girlfriend. She's only 17 yet she fricks like a prostitute. Cosplays for me and is the most docile frickmeat. I think I'll marry her and live in the country together.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >docile
      I assume she's also tight?

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    i was about to leave the thread but then you posted something good
    nice

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The constant blacked porn posting unironically influenced me to try out bbc and now I can’t go back

  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Uh oh, someone's having a meltie!

  34. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Hey this isn't asians. Go back to making fun of asians.

  35. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    dont care about the bbc stuff but most more wmaf

  36. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I wasn't talking to you. Shut the frick up.

  37. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Second panel should be the blue tunic. Green Tunic(Real Link last seen in Twilight Princess) would have already stabbed him in the head.

  38. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nice thread. Always good to see /misc/tards compete with fictional characters and fail.

  39. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    A healthy society doesn't promote ntr

  40. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    First person to reply to this post gets turned into a sissy femboy for everyone else ITT to goof around with

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      hi

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frick you, I wanted that

  41. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >TP zelda with OoT ganon

  42. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

  43. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mods dead?

  44. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What’s funniest about all of this is that the guy posting this shit will probably never have sex with a woman.

    Anyways here’s a picture of my dog.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      he wont make it past 30 but it's amusing

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      dog

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your dog will have sex with a woman before the guy posting this shit will.

  45. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Slide thread.
    ignore and move on.

  46. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    nice, wmbf is fine too

  47. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I didn't know the spammer was a bot I'd be confused why my post about the tragedy of Zelda's character arc in ToTK has anything to do with cuckoldry

  48. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't worry, what happens to Zelda makes this short-lived

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      lmao

  49. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    the sheer autism...

  50. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    are mods deleting posts 1 by 1 instead of just purging the thread? lol

  51. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Beep

  52. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick happened in here?

  53. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    she was blacked.

  54. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      kek

  55. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    kek, you guys are hopeless.
    I'm just gonna turn off my computer and go outside for a bit

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      the good ending.

  56. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      holy kek i was looking for this edit thanks schlomo

  57. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      i am convinced there are oganized discord troony raids trying to smear TOTK ans with cuckoldry

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        They latch to anything popular to attract more (you)s

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >oganized discord troony raids
        Well they're not from Discord but they are trannies and they organize raids all the time on Ganker as a whole from soijak.sharty's hidden raid board

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >m.jpg

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      haha so funny you steal that from reddit homosexual

  58. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    troony thread

  59. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    this thread made me kek for about 5 minutes straight thanks anons

  60. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh wow he gave up.

  61. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    cuck op aside mass replying and off-topic threads outside of trash should both be punished with death by firing squad

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The thread is not offtopic though

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          How is this more offtopic than zelda if horse thread?

  62. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    what in the everliving shit

  63. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ganon and zelda name is about skin colours
    KINO

  64. 10 months ago
    sage

    sage in all fields this troony thread

  65. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    everyone replying to this thread is a troony except me

  66. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      me on the left

  67. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    spammer left, thread ruined

  68. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >jannies delete the gurren thread
    >Cuck thread is still going
    FRICK ALL YOU JANNIES YOU FRICKING homosexual troony Black folk. YOU ALL DESERVE TO BE ROPED AND BEATEN SENSELESS. YOU WILL NEVER BE A WOMAN YOU MALE SHITS. I HOPE YOU FALL INTO A DEPRESSION YOU NEVER ESCAPE FROM AND GETS WORSE WITH EACH DAY

  69. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    If humans can reproduce with goat/dragon/rabbit things, can they also reproduce with Zoras? Up until now, it seemed interspecies reproduction wasn't possible in the Zelda universe, but that's out the window now.

  70. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I think we are gonna need additional testing to confirm

  71. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >aislop
    coward

  72. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I wonder what this AI was trained on

  73. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's the same homosexuals spamming BBC shit spamming this Asian boogeyman. It's like a mentally ill sock puppet show.

  74. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    white women frick dogs

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      TRUE

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        t. White woman

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          t. has a white girlfriend who fricks dogs

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hot!

  75. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The chad OoT Link versus the cucked BotW Link.

  76. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The fanbase is mentally ill

  77. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wrong Ganondorf in the top panel. Did these people not play Twilight Princess? I can't wrap my head around this mentality of using a design from a different game from two generations ago.

  78. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    crazy thread check my 5

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, check my 5

  79. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm behind this as link deserves somebody better than zelda.
    She treated him like ass and helped ganon destroy hyrule with the bots.

    Give link some other girl that'll treat him right and doesn't cause the apoocalypse.

  80. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  81. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    powerful thread

  82. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chang BTFO eternally, unironically.

  83. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://arch.b4k.co/_/search/boards/qb.v.vg.vm.vmg.vp.vrpg.vst/filename/1662704998393874/

      You got banned 2 out of the 3 times you posted that image

  84. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can I get a seething (You) please Chang

  85. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Thread absolutely flooded with stubs
    >People are freaking out
    >Click to expand one of them
    >Tab crashes
    Impressive

  86. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This thread is funny. Cant believe the asian man broke that poir homosexual this bad. Haha.

  87. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Link has no sexual attraction towards Zelda. He is merely her knight so the cuckoldry doesn't make any sense. Link's heart belongs to Mipha.

  88. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >see fictional characters "implied" fricking each other
    >goes on a seething rampage
    Why are people like this?

  89. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Funny thing is, gays cannot handle this. Zelda going for gannon is breaking them. Hopefully this moronic cuck trend goes away. Relationships live and die and gays need to let go of the past.

  90. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  91. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    That's kinda gay, how he cuddled a smaller kid

  92. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >saving all those unfunny brown and yellow wojacks for a purpose
    couldnt be me then again im uncircumcised and brown so theres that

  93. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do I need to play BOTW first?

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