>what if coca-cola was an evil corporation

>what if coca-cola was an evil corporation

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >if

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >plastic nuka rum bottles

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      that was the funniest special edition fiasco I've ever seen

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        for me the best part was the canvas bags that were actually nylon
        >we aren't planning on doing anything about it

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          that was also F76 right? what a shitshow.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            yeah it was, and yes, it was. bethesda is so pathetic it's unreal.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Didn't they give influencers real canvas bags just to pour salt in the wound?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            yeah they did, but they still weren't the actual bags as advertised, just canvas bags. if that makes sense.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >what if coca-cola had it's own disney world

    Bethesda is moronic

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      A chocolate company and toy company have their own theme parks, why not a soft drink company?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >themepark for vomit flavoured chocolate
        do americans really?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        That chocolate company also has a private boarding K through 12th grade school that my brother somehow got accepted to.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >boarding school

          Your brother is gonna take so much dick, anon

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Adopted brother so I don't care.

            He's a fricking savant and will end up being an engineer.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              He's gonna be a servant engineering the size of his butthole.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >boarding school

                Your brother is gonna take so much dick, anon

                It's very strange that the first thing you think of is gay sex

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >what if coca-cola had it's own disney world

      yeah right, that would never happen
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hersheypark

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >enter nuka world
      >kill guy
      >"I guess you're the overboss now"
      >have to babysit the entire park and clean up their mess
      >"Now now boss, be careful when assigning territory to the gangs, they might get upset"
      >think I can israelite them and pit the schizos against eachother
      >choices are actually either just settlement building (but evil) or total raider death
      What a fricking disappointment

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Completing the gauntlet felt like I've seen everything Nuka-World had to offer. I can't believe there's more stuff after it.

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why does every company Bethesda touches die?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Todd joining the company changed the timelines.

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >what if a random misc. consumable from the original game was magnified into a brand-defining icon for no reason other than to make the game more marketable
    Kneel.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Coca Cola signs are common house decorations, anon

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Except Coca-Cola is evil because they literally have their own right-wing death squads.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    So was nuka cola radioactive from the get go or is that supposed to be a result of the nuclear war? I know quantum is extra radioactive, but even the regular kind gives rads despite other brands of soft drinks not doing that in the same games.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      it started with radiation as an ingredient, that's how it got its name, but eventually they moved to pure cane sugar, and finally HFCS. They still make it with cane sugar but only in less developed nations where industry hasn't advanced to the point where HFCS is cheaper than sugar.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >what if coca-cola was coca-cola
    I didn't realize monopolizing water sources in drought stricken regions was a good thing

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    honestly, FRICK cococ cola, i just looked up cococola rule 34 and blew a fat fricking load to some bottle of coke getting fricked and creampied, i would frick the frick out of cocococola,

    also cococal us great because it donates money to children and i love coke, i drink cococla right now,

    Haha just kidding i work for coke zero, and we take turns pissing into the secret ingredient, so frick you, just kidding

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >what if

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