What is the appeal of Shadowheart?

What is the appeal of Shadowheart?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pubes

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know honestly, they're all awful. Karlach is probably least worst but there's no happy ending with her, either hell or tentacles. It's like they tried to create the least appealing cast of characters porrible.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      well they do have woke writers

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >It's like they tried to create the least appealing cast of characters possible.
      If you found every single character unappealing then that's a 'you' problem, they covered a notable range.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cuck bait

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ntr

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >what is the appeal of goth chicks

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Handholding in the Underground Passage.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "I can fix her" fetish

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    shartbros.. https://files.catbox.moe/hdg4fx.mp4

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      de'vir and minthara need to spitroast her

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sauce?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You need fricking therapy.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      (embed)
      shartbros we're so back

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >shartbros.
      KYS

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >great body
        >ayylmao face
        They should have just face captured her body model instead of slapping this weeb ayylmao face on her.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Her face is fine she looks like a woman. Stay mad gaslighter

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Her face is fine she looks like a woman.
            You have weeb brainrot. That face is ungly AF. Her body model's face is 100 times better. The anime face is gay and cringe.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Your the one with woke brainrot anime women are superior to meat-women anime women don't have STDs

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                t.schizo

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      is this one of the new evil endings larian added?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Evil? What do you mean? This is the happy ending.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's a part of every white man's brain that wants to get bullied by a hot woman with a british accent.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      tale as old as time

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wheres their dicks?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Swamp witch breasts > everyone else

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My wife Morrigan is pure and fertile, never compare her with these two barren hookers ever again.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      guess I'm black or something

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Bullies
      She's a doormat that shapes her entire life around the suggestions of a person she's known for about a week and a half.
      "Ohhh, teehee, I'm mysterious! Let me have my secrets~! But tell me what to do every single time I have an important decision, ok? :3" That's Shadowheart. That's the entire character.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the chad you posted in your picture would not associate with any of the cardboard goblins in bg3

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >manface
    >troon body
    >massive prostitute
    >will cuck you
    Must have a really, REALLY good voice actress i guess

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like used goods so much, bros

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love my wife Shadowheart.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    looks like a 50 year old, twice divorced woman with 5 kids. Is this what passes for sexy in western games? Why do boob sliders only go to B cups?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Why do boob sliders only go to B cups?
      Big boobs appeal to straight men. That means it's bad.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    only normal looking female in the game. people were just starving.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the only normal looking female in the game is made to frick literally everyone or everything besides (You)
      sasuga baldur's gay

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > not choosing the red hot tiefling muscle mommy
      > not breaking through the tsundere angry frog girl's shell and helping her heal and feel safe

      oh boy, another generic hot dark haired goth coded rpg party member.

      tale as old as time

      now that I think about it, this is a definite trope. you could add Miranda from ME, Lara Croft, and I think a few others.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        imagine lacking the self awareness to type all of that and post it to the public

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          sorry I don't want some generic elf waifu

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't ask me. I just got the sunrise cutscene with Lae'zel and she puts any other female romance companion to shame. Truly best girl

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she fricks you right away

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    T&A

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she's hard to get

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate how extremely hot that animation with the mindflayer is where she says "praise the absolute" I mean jesus christ what the frick

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sauce

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hotwifing, which I wouldn't mind but Halsin isn't a buff dark skin homie with a BBC and Wyll is a fruity light skin homie SBC energy

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She is the only hetero romance option that looks the closest to a human. Karlach is sweet but I would prefer if she was not on the roids and covered in magma boils. And the Frog is just straight up ugly and b***hy. I don't care to put up with that much b***hing before she starts being nicer, and she is still ugly either way, no matter what she is wearing. Only mods can save her, but then her voice isn't even attractive. Sounds like I'm speaking to a female dinobot.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >And the Frog is just straight up ugly and b***hy. I don't care to put up with that much b***hing before she starts being nicer, and she is still ugly either way, no matter what she is wearing. Only mods can save her, but then her voice isn't even attractive. Sounds like I'm speaking to a female dinobot.
      Imagine being this much of a fricking low t homosexual holy shit

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Based frogwife appreciator. She also has the best character arc in the entire game if you play it right.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >long face
    >sunken eyes
    >yet still somehow pleasant to look at
    she is unconventionally attractive

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She looks and acts so much better when she has dark hair. Letting her learn the truth just ruins her personality. As the Chosen of Shar, she is way more inspiring. Plus the sex is better.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    swinging

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What a degenerate bawd. Frick elves. Metaphorically

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What does Ganker see in this manjawed troon self-insert?

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      damn, i didnt really care for all the "no she cucks you" talk, but that troony tuber thing is pretty disgusting
      followers of shar are disgusting demons and trannies. im gonna kill shart ASAP on my next playthrough. better yet, i will bully her hard with lae'zel, keeping her in the camp just to laugh at her dumb ass.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That’s why you convince her to abandon Shar and kill everyone in the temple (and use the Bhaalist gloves to hang the troony)

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >pubes
    >beauty spot on her bubble butt
    That's what I like about her

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    shes cute, her voice is cute, hime cut, shes cute, pubes, crazy goth gf, you can fix her, you can corrupt her further, shes cute
    I prefer Minthy, but Shart is cute
    CUTE

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    idk man, the entire party is shit, at least in DoS2 some of the characters were just 'okay', in this one i hate them all honestly, thought for suer lae'zel was evil but she turned around, i was expecting to be able to do the same for astarion but he's just an actual c**t through and through

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She isn't that appealing but have you seen her competition in the game?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Minthy is her only competition and she beats Shart by miles.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >stupid evil drow
        yeah, miss me with that shit

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Stop liking evil women.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          no

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        she's best girl

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          she is angry because you came on her face instead of pumping her full of babies

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hideous c**t, imagine fricking up a drow

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          do you prefer modded Minthy?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            literally soulless

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              hey anon, have you tried no being a massive homosexual?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you literally removed all the emotion from her face to turn it into a vapid blank tranime moeblob

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            look at how they massacred my drow milf mommy

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Another generic, soulless makeover.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'd frick her up alright

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She's the most conventionally attractive romance option in the game. Sure you may say she's an 8 at best, but when you've been getting almost exclusively 5s and 6s for years that 8 looks pretty damn good.

        She looks and sounds like a 50-year-old karen though.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >ugly
        >stupid
        >sounds like a chain smoker with throat cancer
        pass

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Her voice is the most attractive thing about her.
          Her voice actress did a good job.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I killed this b***h without even realizing she was recruitable.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong. Lae'zel is the best.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She would be the best if Larian didn't delete most of her content, and if they gave her a better face.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shadowheart is made to appeal to two types of people:
    1. perverted weeaboos who love yandere women
    2. normalgay whitebread simps who see a generic 6/10 white woman and default to her as the love interest

    Lae'zel meanwhile is the tsundere archetype, and everybody loves passing a woman's shit tests to thaw the ice queen.

    Karlach is a fairly standard tomboy, just a girly-girl who likes playing in the mud, which unfortunately is all too often ignored these days due to israelites trying to trannify everything.

    Minthara is basically just a less-enthusiastic Lae'zel for people worried about crossing the furry boundary.

    Jaheira is for granny-frickers (which is based).

    If you are romancing a male character, you are either a huge gay or you're playing a woman, and if you're playing a woman the only male worth romancing is Astarion ("I can fix him!"), since Wyll and Gale are already taken and Halsin and Minsc are morons.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Minthara is basically just a less-enthusiastic Lae'zel for people worried about crossing the furry boundary
      I agree with most of your post, but this is a particularly shallow analysis. It wouldn't surprise me to learn you don't like her that much.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I actually like Minthara second-best of the female companions, but you can't pretend like Minthy and Frog don't have virtually the exact same backstory and emotional narrative. The only real difference is that Lae'zel is loud and brash while Minthara is subtle and sardonic.

        >everybody loves passing a woman's shit tests
        show breasts with timestamp

        Women don't talk about the shit test, they can't afford to let the cat out of the bag.

        Minthara is for mommy lovers, because she has big MILF energy

        How old is Minthara anyway? I never got the impression she was particularly old or matronly, but I have no idea how dark elves age. She struck me more of that mean sexy b***h that Jack Black and the other guy was trying to save the israelite from marrying in Saving Silverman, but which the other guy wound up hatefricking and hateloving and hatemarrying at the end.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Minthara is for mommy lovers, because she has big MILF energy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >everybody loves passing a woman's shit tests
      show breasts with timestamp

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >game where you can romance lots of characters
    >game where you can have sex with lots of characters
    >there is only *one* choice for a remotely attractive normal female partner
    that's why

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    idk she’s kind of a c**t

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Her face reminds me of that villain from the Heroes TV show, Syler I think his name was.

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Her shadowfarts.

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Only somewhat decent looking character in a game full of ugly goblins.

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's Minthy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Her pointy ears.

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tradwife enjoyers.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tradwife

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    genuinely it is just a combination of attention given to make her model stand out, a relatively decent story arc and a good voice actor.

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good character design
    Good performance by the voiceovers
    Interesting characterization

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ok hear me out:
    scaly darg urge warlock
    laezel fighter
    minthara paladin
    gail wizzbizz

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    relatively normal girl within the demographics of los angeles

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    everyone in this game is too vanilla for me. I need someone exotic, autistic or non-human.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      uhh hello?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        can't stand her voice

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      None of the romance options are human, you dingus.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Good. Human w*men are repulsive

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cute elf girl that you want to impregnate. i know you will never understand this because you are homosexual

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Post her feet.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      best i can do

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks, anon. They look cute

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why do they look unfertile?
        almost like they're mtf

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        God, I want to press my face into her big long flippers
        For a girl that can't swim, she sure the got equipment.

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is the appeal of food, of oxygen, of water?

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    NTR queen.

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sexual relations with African men of prodigious size

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      God i love demon/devil girls

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not a child and able to legally consent to sexual acts.

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how does minthara manage to be more warm and loving than shart

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can't speak for Minthara as I've never romanced her and never will but Shadowheart is warm and loving.

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ayyy lamao

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She's the closest thing to attractive in this esg game

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People pretending to be really into this game's romances and women is a cope (or they're shills). They weren't written to make people happy. They were written to make people miserable and to torment gamers for daring to prefer women.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >They weren't written to make people happy
      I'm pretty happy with my frogwife
      Sounds like a (you) problem

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm happy with my Shadowife.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        is she 46 years old?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Some DnD mobile game says she's 48 and with stuff information in game that seems to be as good as a guess as any. I don't think 48 is canon but close enough.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >48
            Well to be fair she's a half elf so 48 is like 29 or so in human years
            Still, the Froggy is like 20yo in addition to being loyal, straightforward and honest to a fault and literally the strongest of all companions right out of the gate
            Literally can't find a single reason not to have her in my party at all time across all characters

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              leans more towards her human side, i guess.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Karlach made me realise that if I am not willing to go to hell for someone, they ain’t worth it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >They weren't written to make people happy.
      lae'zel made me care for a character and I have felt that way in a long time

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >autist rejects gay god and becomes a tradwife
    What’s there not to love?

  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Mintharagays have to rely to AIslop to make their wife look like a woman and not a troony

  61. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd frick her but if you're romancing her you're playing the game wrong. Scratch that, you're playing LIFE wrong.

  62. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    MIZORA SEXOOOO

  63. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cute girl features that most women do not posses

  64. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    goth gf with a fat ass. unfortunately she is also a massive prostitute. minthara >>> shart

  65. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll wait 2 years to see if jap modders save this ugly gay ass game

  66. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  67. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What do you mean? Look how pretty she is.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I thought that was the Elven Chain but nobody uses that ever

  68. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BG3 cast is just shit imo. I don't really like anyone.

  69. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hag sexo

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >hag
      She looks like she's in her 20s.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        well she's double that with the brain of a 15 year old.
        source: I tasted her brain

  70. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I thought she was hot but honestly, she and everyone else get super fricking annoying.

  71. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WHAT IS THAT OUTFIT?
    WHERE DO I FIND IT?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Teal Slimfit Outfit that's been dyed pink

  72. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "ready to settle down now" type for cucks

  73. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >shadowheart walks into a bar
    >the bartender asks "why the long face?"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      walks into a bar
      >>the bartender asks "why the long face?
      >"only 6 clients today"

  74. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Her voice. Easily.

  75. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  76. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Never played this shit game. If I made my character a 3 foot tall ugly gremlin thing would I still have access to lovey dovey cringe western dialogue from shadowheart?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes you can romance any character regardless of race or sex

  77. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she's the only human-looking female romance in the game

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >she's the only human-looking female romance in the game
      Pfff who needs boring looking humies
      Lae'zel is the cultured patrician's choice

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >can't even impregnate her
        bro

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Certainly not with that attitude you pathetic is'tik

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            imagine how loose her pussy would be after she lays couple of those huge gith eggs

  78. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shes the only human white girl in the game

  79. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >karlach is a turbo-cringe goody 2 shoes "tomboy"
    >minthara is a boring granny
    >laezel is arrogant and stupid, would be good anyway if she weren't so ugly
    then you have shart, a pretty vanilla goth-lite elf girl who runs the middle of the moral compass so she won't get too pissy on an evil or good playthrough
    she's kind of shit too though, the real patrician choice is femstarion

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >not Emperor

  80. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's bullying her

  81. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She is attractive, attainable, and appeals to the fatherly urge to fix her.
    She is also an amnesiac blank slate for people to project their ideal traits onto.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Attainable
      Anon. Please.
      She would get the ick from anyone here instantly and go to immediately frick Chad or Tyrone irl.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >8 CHA
        >Issues
        She's not fricking anyone, she's drowning her sorrows in the nearest bar long enough to pray for shar and then faint and wake up every day.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          CHA isn't just attractiveness. It represents different things for different characters.
          It's stupid. But that's how it works. Shart is a weak willed individual, so her "force of will" is low.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            that was my point anon, yes. People find wendu*g attractive in wotr and she has like 3 CHA and bends over to the first thing that doesn't walks back when bumped by her.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Anon she fricks orcs, halflings, or whatever other abomination you can come up with

  82. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For the longest time i didnt understand shart was a abreviation of shadowheart and i thought Ganker was talking about sharteel from BG1. I was wondering how you guys were cooming over the most obnoxious character ever written. If Ganker saw this character in a modern vidya there would be nonstop threads b***hing about her.

  83. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She can protect the party with her light aura in the beginning of act 2.

  84. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She's hot.
    Her b***hy attitude is justified given her situation.

  85. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  86. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  87. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shadowheart more like Shitterfart

  88. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How Shadowheart looked like when she was 12?

  89. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Co-dependes cuck fantasy

  90. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She has that goth girl appeal initially.

  91. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like a man, ballshurtgay players are gay.

  92. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  93. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I heard she actually cucks you. Is this true?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Each girl was intended to cuck you, Shart's is just the only one that functions in-game.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No.

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