what is the shittiest job in XIV and why is it BRD?

what is the shittiest job in XIV and why is it BRD?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I dislike selfish classes when I'm not playing them but love them when I'm playing them. Why am I like this?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The whole concept of a selfish class is moronic, how are they selfish if they are contributing to dps? The only idea in my head of something that is selfish would be a class where you stand on a side and do literally nothing.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They have no utility outside of DPS, not just buffs but no shared defensives, mitigations, heals or res ability.
        So they are very single minded and yes are great at DPS which is why the highest DPS classes are selfish classes like BLM, SAM, and lowest DPS classes are classes like Dancer and Bard but have some great Utility. Where it gets strange though, is Summoner, Summoner has some really good Utility but some of the highest DPS in the game from a DPS class and it's one of if not the simplest job to learn.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          BRD has some offensive party buffs, so I guess that makes them one of the least selfish dps classes, and also one of the reason why they may be lowest dps, because they're making other dps do more damage.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          their utility is to make sure the boss stops hitting your group because he's dead, stop making up stuff

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Selfishness, duh

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Every job has utilty thanks to role actions

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds pretty self explanatory anon, unless of course you are just moronic

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i'd rather be in a dungeon with a BLM and SAM than a DNC and BRD.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    go back to your containment boards
    >>>/vg/

    [...]

    [...]

    know your place

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Make me.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't expect any sort of competency from Squeenix but are they ever going to do anything about pve button bloat on most classes? For frick's sake I can't even fit all the buttons scholar has across three hotbars.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Achieve logic.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      xivcombo

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just run xivcombo, theres still bloat but at least theres not 25+buttons on my bar

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >combo plugin on dragoon
        Literally cheating
        The whole point of Dragoon is to maintain a long combo. If you remove that, you are not playing Dragoon any more.
        I don't mind if you want to condense your tank 1-2-3s but don't use it on one of the least bloated and most combo-intensive dps jobs.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Literally cheating
          That's the point, all combat add-ons are cheating
          Don't fall for the QoL cope

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        xivcombo

        what do you do when plugins are dead for a new tier and your static wants to go on server up?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      all pve classes should have 3 full hotbars

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's skipping every cutscene now... Even the voiced ones... It's so over

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jesse Cox already told you lads that just because your favorite Youtuber/ streamer was going to play your game doesn't mean they liked it. He's doing it because money that's it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that fat autistic frick is still breathes?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What? I like his FFXIV videos, they're lore orientated.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          At least he isn't ESL. He's already several bars above you.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i think not being fat and autistic is the better deal
            but you wouldnt know about that would you anon

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >fat
              No I wouldn't?
              >autistic
              We are. all of us, autistic little girls here. Where do you think we are? Seriously, get a load of this pathetic dingus.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Fake people who have fake personalities are just awful people.

              You really know a person from a stream or a youtube video, then I know you from your post. You're a pretty fricking shite person to interact with.

              THREAD QUALITY TRANCE

              sis
              think of the post quality

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                My objective opinion on the thread's quality...

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Knowing multiple languages is worse than being fat and autistic

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Grifting Black person moron that came over with the rest of the scum after WoW's death says x
        Shoo.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He was playing FFXIV for years before the WoW exodus began in 2020, even before then he played FF11 and is a fan of the old series. Ok you don't like him, but I like him. He also made it very clear unlike other former WoW content creators who crawled back to that game, he's got no interest in WoW ever again.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Noo you don't understand my fat disgusting slop monster was totally playing this game back in the day, he was I swear!
            No, he wasn't. He's a tertiary.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Tertiary what? Are you autistic or a bot? they amount to the same thing on this fricking website

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Your disgusting fat slob streamer jumped on the band wagon when it became monetarily viable, if tommorow the LoL MMORPG came out he would suddenly LARP as a League of Legends lore master.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Am I saying he's perfect? No, I'm saying he makes good lore videos about the game, that I enjoy them. Why are you so fricking autistic about it?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Fake people who have fake personalities are just awful people.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You really know a person from a stream or a youtube video, then I know you from your post. You're a pretty fricking shite person to interact with.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're a fat disgusting slob, Jesse. Unironically, you're fake as frick and people see you for what you are. Cope + seethe, you vacuous hippopotamus.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >People decide for some reason to recommend a game with lots of cutscenes to someone who doesn't like cutscenes
      >Starts skipping them
      >Suprised Pikachu face

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ay caramba amigos!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >People decide for some reason to recommend a game with lots of cutscenes to someone who doesn't like cutscenes
      >Starts skipping them
      >Suprised Pikachu face

      Stop crying out to ecelebs to play the game. Jesus christ you'd think you gays might have learned from Asmongold playing the game.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Asmon read pretty much every cutscene and was having a great time till Ala mhigo

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I did every sidequest in ARR, talked to every npc multiple times, full JRPG autism mode

      There's nothing interesting there, game's a fricking void of inane filler dialogue and npcs emoting at each other. Skipping everything can only improve the XIV experience

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sidequests are completely worthless.
        You forget everything about the lore and story of those the moment "Quest Complete" shows up. Give you 1 pixel of xp and 2 gil.
        At this point I just do them because my autism wants a clean map.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sidequests are completely worthless.
        You forget everything about the lore and story of those the moment "Quest Complete" shows up. Give you 1 pixel of xp and 2 gil.
        At this point I just do them because my autism wants a clean map.

        I really want to know where the mentality comes from that you seek validation, approval of your enjoyment from an eceleb.
        If he wasn't skipping every side quest and instead said he was enjoying them would you still be saying how completely forgettable and worthless they are?
        Do (You) hold opinions that are your own are do you parrot what someone you perceive is popular says?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't even know what eceleb you're gushing about mate

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Black person, I don't care about the eceleb, I don't even know their name, I'm talking about sidequests. Stop bringing it up, you obsessed idiot.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sudacas were bred for 600 years to be submissive to El Jefe.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly this. The interesting stuff very obviously telegraphs that something interesting is going to occur. But random fricking NPCs and quest dialogues? Skip. Don't even think twice about it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >didnt know which e-homosexual is this
      Feels good senpai

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      0 iq: Skips cutscenes
      90 iq: Watches cutscenes with english voices :O(You)
      200 iq: Skips cutscenes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is it wrong if i want to deflower and impregnate both Ryne and Gaia at the same time?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I 100% know who you're talking about, I can't believe he's done this, I bet all my pogchamp tokens that he would watch all the cutscenes and clear all the raids

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can't believe the famous streamer, Jack Garland is playing FFXIV...

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >No one has made Jack in the benchmark yet
        DIS-A-PPOINTED!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's not like he is gonna actually continue playing FFXIV after this charity thing is done

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm getting kinda worn out with the game being used by ecelebs to grift. If it's coming from a place of genuine interest that's different, but let's be real we all know it's about money here. Even if it starts for money and the interest turns genuine that's fair but that's literally not the case here, he's only playing because of money and said from the outset he's no intention to keep playing when it's done.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >hi fellow Gankerners, this eceleb stuff sure is controversial, you should talk about it more!
          cattle exist to be milked. Not my problem.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      oh boy now we get eceleb worshipping zoomers on top of avatargayging potatoes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      who the frick cares
      i'm just waiting for the shit to end, for the forced drama to start up about how he got a zillion death threats he wont show, and then that too to blow over
      i couldn't be more disinterested, and the only thing that irks me is that i'm going to have to deal with nonstop whinging about drama propped up by people who want drama in my vicinity

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Forsen is playing FF14!?

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    MrHappy won.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      holy shit is that mrhappy nowadays

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the one (You) enjoy the most

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I liked him better when he was fat.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i swear he had super thin hair, was he not balding? where has this hair come from?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        his hair is just thin, not balding

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        when you lose the body fat and live an active lifestyle, the hair grows back

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      holy frick he's turning into john rambo first blood

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's only doing this because he's trying to rizz that indian e-thot Saira who's been playing the game for a while now.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't think I would ever get 3 lines. I've finally beat the game. What reward do I pick? I don't know.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gold certificate
      wait until savage releases and sell it for 20-30M in party finder

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      khloe womb

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    New interview dropped of Soken and Yoshida. promotion for FFXVI it looks like im guessing PC version announcement is really close

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >New flood of eceleb grifters in the game for a couple of days.
    Of for frick sake.
    The only person I want to play the game is Ben Starr

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Will he ever start? He should start ASAP, so he can get the Clive glam and roleplay as him throughout the expansions.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that event is over anon

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Welp. I'm sure Yoshida can make an exception for the official VA.

          I fear this is as far as Ben will ever go in playing the game

          ?si=SlNfN3mi4OUqzLlh&t=121

          watched that. makes me sad.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ben said he was available to voice Clive for the event and didn't get a response, as much as people accuse the game and YoshiP of being western orientated, it's not and Japan is still their first priority.
            YoshiP knows if he had Ben voice Clive in the event the JP community would shit themselves at the favouritism and would have to hire the JP voice actor for Clive to voice him for the event, and possible the French and German VA's too. It's a mess. Better to have it not voiced at all to avoid the drama is his view.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Implying
              events never have voice acting moron, it has nothing to do with JP vs EN it's just a money thing.
              Pretty much no quest has voice acting outside of MSQ or raid bosses for monetary purposes.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not implying anything stop being so defensive, Ben said he would do it for free. I know it's a money thing which is why I'm saying of course it wasn't done as money would have to be spent hiring the JP and possibly German and French VAs to avoid accusations of favouritism.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, events never get voice acted. They should've made an exception for him, since there were parts in the Ifrit fight that could have used voices.
                [...]
                Yoshida should have negotiated a potential collab with XIV in the XVI Starr's contract.

                They're just gonna pay for quest dialogue outside of MSQ, this was a huge thing that people were asking for back in HW for void ark and they ignored it.
                I doubt they'd start now.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They didn't even voice the latest raid series in EW that absolutely should have been voiced due to the characters involved.
                Whatever their process for booking VAs is they need to change it for DT and beyond, it's ridiculous.
                They can't even blame the voice acting on lack of studio time as they bought and own their own sound studio in the heart of London for the Eng team and their own studio in JP for the JP team.
                No idea the situation for French and German though.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's honestly probably just an internal permission thing, like I said people have asked before for at least consistent VA for raid encounters but they're still inconsistent as frick as yoshi p just hand waves it away.

                They make that exception with Raid bosses. They should've made that exception with the Ifrit fight. They've voiced solo duties. I don't see the problem

                Only on occasion, I remember a big thing that pissed people off was zero voice acting in nier, which was understandable but a huge stepdown from ivallice where pretty much all raid bosses were voiced.
                It might just be an internal SE thing who knows. Funnily, they never got any of the original VAs back for ivallice.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I remember a big thing that pissed people off was zero voice acting in nier, which was understandable but a huge stepdown from ivallice where pretty much all raid bosses were voiced.
                probably another thing cut from shadowbringers because they had to pick and choose, like deep dungeons and allied tribe questlines

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They voiced some of it just like they did with Eden. There's really a good reason why all major content isn't voiced, Guild Wars 2 has done it since 2012 and makes way less money

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They make that exception with Raid bosses. They should've made that exception with the Ifrit fight. They've voiced solo duties. I don't see the problem

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                At least they voiced a part of the finale of Pandaemonium. I hope that keeps happening, or that it gradually leads to more voiced side content.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, events never get voice acted. They should've made an exception for him, since there were parts in the Ifrit fight that could have used voices.

              >Implying
              events never have voice acting moron, it has nothing to do with JP vs EN it's just a money thing.
              Pretty much no quest has voice acting outside of MSQ or raid bosses for monetary purposes.

              Yoshida should have negotiated a potential collab with XIV in the XVI Starr's contract.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I fear this is as far as Ben will ever go in playing the game

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  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >what is the shittiest job
    It’s sage. 1 ugly AF set, no good looking weapons, boring gameplay. BRD has at least a lot of great looking gear.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why is DRG not being played more?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's like a bot rotation.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any healer really.
    Imagine playing a class that even the devs don't give a frick about.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >fricking devs, give us a rotation!

      xivcombo

      >so I can automate it with a macro!
      Sorry dpsissies, you can sit in your 30 minute queue and enjoy it

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what's the most fun job in XIV?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Monk

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I miss positionals

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I miss stances more. Swapping from earth to wind for whatever reason was nice. Riddle of Earth changes were also complete bullshit. I was able to tank lots of shit with good timed charge uses

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Cropped too much

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >earth to wind for whatever reason
            You never used earth on monk. It was permanent wind when we had GL and permanent fire post rework

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Permanent fire pre-GL removal too, RoW being in use whatsoever was pretty much exclusive to Shadowbringers

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >tank fricking dies
              >start kiting like a mad man
              >pop charges before tank busters
              >somehow survive till tank revives
              I did. It was called having fun

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Having a bit of survivability when the tank died felt fricking amazing.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you know what you are doing
      >GNB
      >BLM

      If you don't know what you are doing
      >DNC

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If a job has to be no brain it should be fun like DNC. The healers and half the tanks are no fun and no brain.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DNC
      SAM
      MNK
      GNB

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      mnk, gnb, ast, nin
      I want more high arm jobs the game is too slow

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they're all the fricking same. SE is incapable of innovation.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Whatever job whose animation set and particles I enjoy the most in current expansion

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      warrior

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tank
      drk>gnb>pld>war
      >melee
      mnk>sam>nin>rpr>drg
      >phys range
      dnc>not dnc
      >caster
      blu>blm>rdm>smn
      >healer
      lol

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Monk is a clunky mess and DNC is mind numbingly boring.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Monk's core rotation is beautiful. It's not clunky just because you don't understand it. The only bad things are the RoE nerf and the fact you sometimes overcap chakras during brotherhood.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            > The only bad things are the RoE nerf
            tbh I've come around on riddle of earth, its more like a buff to when you actually want to use it that's also a nerf to some fun gimmicks like larping as a tank in ucob or dungeon pulls

            the new version has a somewhat misleading tooltip but you keep the mitigation for a flat 10s even after you get hit and activate the heal. comapre this to a single stack of old ROE where it goes away every time you hit a gcd because they didn't fully exorcise its "true north 2" aspects from previous expansion, unless you just sit there not hitting buttons that means with monk's 2.0 or lower gcd you only got like 6s of mit per riddle of earth use and honestly having to weave several stacks of this shit when weaves on monk can already be a pain in the ass with your shorter gcd and rng chakra procs sucked
            having a single better mitigation with a heal that you can boost with mantra btw was cool to get my hp back up after a hit when my healers are being stupid, it doesn't matter if I can mitigate more total damage if I run out of hp

            I'm interested to see how they're further updating the riddles in dawntrail though. I know a lot of people thought riddle of wind was kind of stupid but outside of it finally giving monk hundred fists it being essentially a dot that requires you to keep melee uptime and can trigger bloodbath is pretty cool if it got a bit more to flesh it out.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Current RoW is kinda neat because it's a 90s cooldown so sometimes it's optimal to hold it for a burst window, a concept that's otherwise missing from Endwalker jobs.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                RoW sucks because its effectively a somewhat low potency attack on a long cd. Its just boring.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                tbh I'd like something which effects GCD speed instead of auto-attack speed and that's the perfect button to put it on

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did squeenix frick something up again? I've been trying to resub for a week but it's not letting me, says my card is wrong or some shit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They changed payment processors. The biggest NA issue is trying to pay with visa debit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They changed payment processors. If your card blocks the payment they'll ban your acct in a few days.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They changed payment processors. The biggest NA issue is trying to pay with visa debit

        Did squeenix frick something up again? I've been trying to resub for a week but it's not letting me, says my card is wrong or some shit

        Kek are you serious
        Can you get around it with Paypal still?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What the frick?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He's lying about them banning your account
          https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/news/detail/562d068d08123b648d1fa659242906d71c19064c

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I had that years ago, mentioned it here or /vg/ and someone else with the problem rec'd buying crysta as a workaround since you can pay through paypal or amazon instead
      Can vouch since that's how I subbed for months

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They are aware of the issue and are working on a fix

      I hope continual subscare ok bc im gonna find out in a few days

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can pound sideways girls you meet on xiv

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >like the bow fantasy
    >hate the musician fantasy
    frick

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      so fricking same... just give us a normal archer class PLEASE. i dont want to be a homosexual bard, let me be a RANGER.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They made Viper for people who wanted dual swords without ninja stuff.
      I wouldn't be too surprised if we get a normal ranger some day.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Femlalas are the most beautiful and desirable maidens in all of Eorzea and beyond!

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Miquote and Au Ra women are built for Roe Men.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The only time I enjoy playing BRD is when I'm AoE blasting packs of enemies in dungeons.
    For the rest of the game, raids and trials, the visual and animations feel really bad to me for some reason.
    Like there is a delay between me pressing the button and my character sluggishly responding to it.

    Not to mention I hate the DoT management on it and stressing out constantly about them falling off.
    I wish they just gave it an upgrade to Iron Jaws where it applies both dots at once (instead of refreshing) and a new skill that spreads DoTs around like what SMN used to have.
    I miss the old summoner playstyle.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Like there is a delay between me pressing the button and my character sluggishly responding to it.
      Bard has the most average animation delay overall. https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Emevsz5_oJdmkXy23hZQUXimirZQaoo5BejSzL3hZ9I/edit#gid=865790859
      That's a chart for how much time there is between an ability's trigger and it dealing damage, for all current jobs at 90. Like, here's the physical ranged jobs to compare.

      Samurai's probably the most consistently speedy one, though Ninja has the fastest ability of all (Hollow Nozuchi being triggered).

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My suffering has been scientifically proven!
        I had no idea about this, thanks man.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >apply both DOTs on a pull
      >refresh at the 3 second mark with iron jaws
      Wow so stressful. You people are the reason this game will never be difficult.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Boss teleports away for a few seconds and is untargetable.
        DoTs fall off and your songs are now misaligned with raid buffs because they need a target for you to use them.
        Nice job design.

        I ain't asking for them to take BRD behind the shed and shoot him in the head like they did with SMN rework, I just want some quality of life.
        There's a reason why its one of the least played jobs in savage content.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If I fantasia to female hrothgar will people still want to ERP with me?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes, you will filter the weak/normalgays, so it works out perfectly

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking hate shatter so much. Delete this shit from the game.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he still plays shatter
      Brother that map has literal 80% premade winrates, it’s worse than old secure never queue for that trash

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >go on eorzean collection looking for a cool looking sch tome (impossible)
    >notice half of the au ra females mod out their scales
    Lmao just make padjal playable, nobody likes any of the racial features of au ra.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone transfer to OCE and queue for trial roulette right now

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >finished endwalker
    >no desire to do the post patch content for dawntrail
    I guess this is the end of my journey

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Story is mediocre but it has good content. 3 very good trials, bad dungeons

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, they created the perfect jumping off point. They’re never going to recapture that high.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Tbh, I thought ultima Thule was mostly lame, none of the characters “sacrifices” had any valence for me because they told you straight up it’s only temporary. The last line with bird girl (forma de e-girl) was cute, and I felt a great relief at the duel with zenos after all that emo shit, but all in all shb he a better climax. I actually stopped leveling for a few months and did crafting because I didn’t want for the action to resume.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Holy ESL

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Two of the most fun trials in the game in the post patch Endwalker
        Barbiccia and Golbez
        for me Barbie is more fun with just how fast paced it is

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Golbez looks and sounds cool, but isn’t that well designed for an ex. All of the difficulty is packed in gale2 and it has too many body checks for an ex. Zero was more fun mechanically

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ALISAIE'S MOM HAS GOT IT GOIN' ON
    SHE'S ALL THAT I WANT, I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR SO LONG
    ALISAIE CAN'T YOU SEE, YOU'RE JUST NOT THE GIRL FOR ME
    I KNOW IT MIGHT BE WRONG, BUT I'M IN LOVE WITH ALISAIE'S MOM

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The luncheon with her, Rowena and Gerolt was the funniest class commentary I’ve seen in a while. I get a kick about how Xiv tends to shit on middle class strivers.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    do lower level beast tribe quests still give a decent amount of exp? foe example do the sylph quests (71-80) still give a good amount for jobs over level 80?

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because it's a gay bow mage instead of a bard

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is this thing worth taking?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It gives you an xp buff and puts you in the Novice Network, you get the flower icon above your nameplate instead of a Sprout.
      Up to you if you want it or not. I think it lasts for 45 days.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Which sets will Viper and Pictomancer use? I assume the latter will use the usual casting set same as summoner and blm?

        I like xp buffs. Thanks. Can't say I really care about burger crowns or the novice network though.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >xiv
      >ever changing

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Can we assume Ascians have different rules for this shit?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, I always chalked it up to Ascians simply being more used to puppeteering the bodies of others. It's literally the WoL's and Zenos' first times.

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >more streamers and tourists
    sucks because the pf quality is already terrible these days
    >people care about msq streams
    literally why? it's such a long game and it really only gets fun during the endgame, i don't blame anyone for skipping if they ever want to do the msq they should ng+ it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      People care because XIV is a final fantasy jrpg first and foremost. This is objectively a good thing.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        there are so many inconsequential cutscenes through fetch quests, you really can't blame anyone for skipping stuff

        Which sets will Viper and Pictomancer use? I assume the latter will use the usual casting set same as summoner and blm?

        I like xp buffs. Thanks. Can't say I really care about burger crowns or the novice network though.

        scouting and caster respectively

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >More streamers and tourists
      They won't last, ARR will filter them. If they're being sponsored it's really stupid to do this before the Graphical update as ARR is super dated.
      I say this as someone who loves the game, why aren't they just waiting until Dawntrail?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i hope it does
        i love the game too and the msq but i can't imagine anyone streaming the msq and others watching it

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Based, as it should be. Game should stand on it's own and doesn't need Ecelebs. We've survived and thrived for this long with our bottom of the barrel c**ts like Mr Brappy.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        arr filtered me so I ought the skip
        then I quit in stormblood

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >They won't last, ARR will filter them. If they're being sponsored it's really stupid to do this before the Graphical update as ARR is super dated
        If they're being sponsored why aren't they disclosing it?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Anon, this board believes that every steam game they don’t like is botted 24/7 and companies can just do that all the time. They can’t think.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You just know this guy totally thinks the drake and kendrick beef is real when they have the same agent

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Right now BLM is the best dps and MCH is the worst
    BRD is in the lower third of jobs though
    Tanks and healers are all homologized braindead and irrelevant now even a woman or minority could play them

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      thanks for the update, redditbot

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >best dps
      literally doesnt matter. dps checks only exist week 1

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        parsetrannies will still gatekeep you out of raids through the entire expansion

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          don't play with randoms. only play with friends.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Then doing join parse parties?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >arguing with a secondary
            he seems to think PF likes flexing around a BLM because… well I dunno holmes, i tink I read dat somewhere or something!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Reddit says BLM is the most hardcore gamer job so that’s what I roleplay as on Ganker.org

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Based A Realm Reborn and Stormblood filtering ecelebs. I kneel.

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good morning sirs and sirs that pretend to be ma'ams. How's your EW Final Fish journey going?
    I just got Hyphalosaurus on both chars in the same window, so now my alt has the Whale left to get. (my main has the Whale and Garlic left, funny how that happens sometimes).

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I tried to get back into big fishing, but there's so many bullshit 5 minute windows that I can't even get comfy and watch shows on the other monitor by the time my window is up
      They need a second Diadem like nobodies business so I can just mindlessly bot after a stressful day.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I finished all the fish and now I'm considering recordmaxxing, I wonder how autistic that would be.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh that's sick. My Deep Sea max is Glass Dragon at AAA.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have been to Furca 50+ times.
      I have been to Hyphalo probably 40+.
      Each has bit a grand total of two times.

      These and Cinder are all I have left. Talk about fricking miserable. This is what I get for one tapping Sidereal.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a newbie to the fish jourrney, so I've been focused on ARR fish just cause if i don't clean up at least bulk chunks of expansions before i go for specific targets, the mass amount of fish will trigger my adhd.

      The glamour plate situation is beyond moronic and it's a fricking joke it hasn't been fixed yet. The bare minimum should be one plate for each job (including crafters and gatherers) but with Dawntrail there won't be enough for even all of the combat jobs

      >so many great crafter glams
      >can't use them ever
      I hate it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My log is complete. Whale took longer than any other fish along the way.

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The glamour plate situation is beyond moronic and it's a fricking joke it hasn't been fixed yet. The bare minimum should be one plate for each job (including crafters and gatherers) but with Dawntrail there won't be enough for even all of the combat jobs

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *Skips cutscene*

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because bard is entirely jank.
    From having to end buffs at weird times to being entirely brainless unless you hit a lot of procs.
    Easily the worst feeling phys ranged.

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gonna be honest, this game does not need as many cutscenes as it does.

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How much filler do you guys think there's going to be in the DT MSQ?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A frickton like always?

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Black mage is pretty fricking boring

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >He doesn't get a dopamine hit when he casts despair with 3 seconds left of astral fire
      Grim.

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sorry but the lack of voices events and even sometimes voiced MSQ is unforgivable. Genshin updates once every 6 weeks and everything is fully voiced, meanwhile FFXIV can’t manage to fully voice 2 hours of MSQ in 4.5 months? It’s pure laziness on the devs part.

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did CDawgVA and IronMouse have fun with the game? I had to go to sleep so I couldn’t catch their full stream.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Did CDawgVA and IronMouse have fun with the game? I had to go to sleep so I couldn’t catch their full stream.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That’s very rude. Anyway, it turns out they are still streaming! They are such a cute couple, I wish I could be like them some day.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          this but unironically

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          this but unironically

          >There are VT gays who really think this way
          God damn Covid lockdowns really did mind break some of you lads didn't it?

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I miss belts

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will she ever get the adventure she deserves?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She is having enough adventure with the dick of a crippled.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do the healer rolequest…, it’s basically 5 quests of fordola getting shit on by her countrymen while wearing a shock collar.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Her character development is now locked behind role quests so no

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >bitches at people for having ideals
      >terrorized her countrymen and killed her own men for literally no reason
      At least Yotsyuyu accepted she was a shit.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There is nothing wrong with killing mhiggers.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What's the story behind Mhiggers shaving their eyebrows again? I know there's some Lore reason but I forgot it.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's just to look more intimidating.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you will never be a garlean , collaborator scum

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >live in a desert and build kingdom on top of a literal pile of salt
            >have zero way to be self sufficient so they have a bandit based economy that terrorizes trade routes
            >lalafell eventually figure out how to go around them and kingdom falls apart
            >try to annex the forest and the entire continent unites to kick their shit in including the people willing to pause their 100 year dragon war to join in
            >Garleans invade and install evil technology like water purifiers and tell them to get jobs
            >run away to be refugees in the desert
            >instead of being grateful to the people that took them in they all become bandits and rape and murder civilians while b***hing about how they dont get more free stuff
            >proceed to falseflag to start another war so people you hate will die for you

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Frick m'higgers

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Stormblood would have been 100% better if Shinryu nuked the city in its wake.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Fordola's family tries to make the best of a bad situation
          >literally stoned to death by their countrymen
          >the main takeaway is that the garleans didn't interfere, so they are the bad guys instead of the fricking ape people stoning a man to death in broad daylight in front of his child
          the Garleans were absolutely correct, mhiggers are savages

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            it shows that the garleans are snakes and allying yourselves with them means nothing as you'll still be seen as a lowly savage even if you dance to their tune. just a savage in a fancy suit

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              why didn't the garleans protect someone who was working for them

              >ally with garleans who is an enemy to everyone else
              >enemies to the garleans attack you
              >garleans don't defend you

              Useless boot licker. Honorary garleans are just monkeys in magitech suits to actual garleans and traitors to everyone else.

              not saying the Garleans are right, but if Mhiggers were killing other Mhiggers in front of me, I'd probably start cheering them on, its a problem that solves itself

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            why didn't the garleans protect someone who was working for them

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Because they are EEEEVVVVVIIIIILLLL

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nah it just shows they should have stoned the traitor child too.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >ally with garleans who is an enemy to everyone else
            >enemies to the garleans attack you
            >garleans don't defend you

            Useless boot licker. Honorary garleans are just monkeys in magitech suits to actual garleans and traitors to everyone else.

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm playing DRG rn and it feel like SHIT.

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There are some specific sound effects that are absolutely raping my ears. It's those sharp "skill ready" or "gauge over X" notifications for example when you go over 50 gauge as paladin or when you get addersgall as sage. Is there a way to decrease the volume on those? They're like 10x as loud as everything else.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not sure if this will help with what you're specifically asking for but Wesk made a video detailing some of those stuff.

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the shittiest job is actually WHM
    it's the job for sissies

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Post some cool looking sch books. I’m looking for something big and old and kind of tattered looking. Like a 80 year old textbook with bookmarks and busted spine etc.

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Impregnating Lyna right fricking now.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Me outside of the frame mating pressing Venat.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      thancred's harem looking as healthy as ever

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just want to live in a big field with Mongolian lizards that worship me as their god and fight to the death

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wish the writers could take try to take Magnai seriously instead of pandering to the vindictive lesbians on twitter who are still circlejerking about "muh lidul son xdd" and want to pretend Sadu is a dyke because she's not a girly girl.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >take Magnai seriously
        he's an angry incel, no one respects him for good reason

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          he's done far less than some of the characters you guys wet your pants over and adore
          come back to me when half the community isn't circlejerking itself over how much they love old man genocide

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            To me the thing I dont get is how the twitter troons hate Hien because he didn't immediately imprison the man who ran the brother that Yotsuyu was sold to. Something that happened when he wasnt even in control of the country, while the current state of the country is in absolute shambles, right after his best friend/mentor shows back up alive after he thought he died, while bringing the nations most hated person with him and telling him he shouldn't kill her.

            Yet they wet themselves whenever Zenos or Emet Selch is on screen.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Their principles die on the anvil of arousal. If Hien got their panties soaked, they'd not care at all. Hell, they're fine with Aymeric forgiving the dragons after years of them killing Ishgardians.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          homie he was at the top of the steppe and still arguably is. he has a ton of respect with the exception of like, sadu maybe. but thats just because sadu is a bad b***h

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He only takes abuse from her too because she tries to push him even in socially poor situations, like on the way in for the Garlemald expedition. Literally at her throat on the steppe

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            And also while Magnai was undoubtedly a dumb, egotistical, megalomaniacal twat in the Azim Steppe story, he was not some irredeemable piece of shit, just misguided, letting power and reverence of his people get to this head and making him suffer from delusions of grandeur.
            I can't recall a single time during EW other than him pumping himself up to fight enemies where he actually behaved the same way. He got put in his place in Stormblood and is a fairly normal dude by now. I just wish CBU3 would let him develop and acknowledge that he has changed for the better.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >I just wish CBU3 would let him develop and acknowledge that he has changed for the better.
              Kate will never let that happen.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                As much as I would love to blame Kate, I think the Japanese writers, too, just love rubbing it in.
                But I don't get it. Feels shit to kick the dude when his ego has been more or less curbed since Stormblood.
                Him acting like a dickwad and being punished and put in his place for it is funny and deserved.
                Him acting normal and still being portrayed as being put in his place for it is just sad and gratuitous.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                We have easily reached the point where bringing up Kate weakens someone's argument. She's not a fricking writer for this game and she doesn't have the rest of them in some sort of grip where if they don't do what she wants she'll get them cancelled. Yoshida straight up said black people don't fit the aesthetic of XVI and when he was asked about it again, by a black reporter, he doubled down on it, and nothing happened to him. At least blame him for the shit in the game you don't like, because he's the director.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Kate is a dumb c**t who ruins shit and definitely has more power than she deserves. But people making up conspiracy theories about how she's destroying XIV unchecked and inserting all bunch of shit with her supreme editorial authority (that she doesn't have) is a little goofy and hyperbolic.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >gets shoved by Sadu and ignored by Cirina once
              Yeah the guy was a bit of a joke in EW but he also wasn't treated like shit.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Okay, it might be hyperbolic, sure. But I also don't see why he has to be treated like a joke at all. The joke was good when he was actually an arrogant, self-aggrandizing moron who needed to be put in his place.
                He's chill now. The only time he has a big mouth is when he's talking about his battle prowess, which is fine. If they neutered that, he would become truly boring. And it also doesn't make him a bad person.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                he got relegated to a gag character because he's not plot relevant anymore, just let it go anon

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He is a minor side character from multiple expansions ago. They're not gonna give him any significant character development when he isn't part of the central story.

                Fair, but it's kinda lazy and trite that any attention they do give him as a character is dedicated to kicking him while he's already down. Honestly, at this point, Runar deserves the mockery far more than Magnai for being a simpering gay from his inception to now. (Unless he's dried up by the next time we see him, of course.)

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >But I also don't see why he has to be treated like a joke at all.
                Because the two other major characters who accompanied him are ones who don't like him/think much about him. Maybe you can say the hugging scene was a bit much, but it did tell us that since Stormblood that Magnai hasn't found a wife and that Cirina and Sadu have become friends.

                [...]
                Fair, but it's kinda lazy and trite that any attention they do give him as a character is dedicated to kicking him while he's already down. Honestly, at this point, Runar deserves the mockery far more than Magnai for being a simpering gay from his inception to now. (Unless he's dried up by the next time we see him, of course.)

                Why would the game mock Runar for caring about Y'shtola?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Why would the game mock Runar for caring about Y'shtola?
                Because he does it in a pathetic, overly clingy way, which is just as unhealthy and obnoxious.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He just cares about her and didn't know how to handle her leaving. It's okay to be upset that the person you care about is leaving and you might not ever see them again.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >He just cares about her and didn't know how to handle her leaving.
                That's fine. But he's just constantly lapping at her feet, trying to ingratiate himself with her. It's the other side of the coin where one of them is Magnai's 4.0 attitude. You can't tell me in earnest that Runar doesn't make you cringe every time he smells a whiff of Y'shtola body odor.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He spent years with her and she's leaving the world, potentially forever.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The shove is fine tbh. It's just Sadu being a fiery devil and stirring shit where she can.
                The Cirina scene was just fricking sad. Not that she ran past him per se, but the entire way it was portrayed.
                He looks like one of those guys in the friendzone who keeps pining for a girl and tries to curry favor with her by being a good guy and listening to her problems. The kind that meets up with her, and goes "where's my hug?" and then she awkwardly and reluctantly aquiesces because she pities him or doesn't want him to go full school shooter. Just sad. Let the guy have his dignity.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              He is a minor side character from multiple expansions ago. They're not gonna give him any significant character development when he isn't part of the central story.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the bullying continues until he gives us our fricking house.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He has literally never been taken seriously in the story. Why are you pretending it's twittergay pandering.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          4.0 took him seriously and set him up as being an arrogant c**t
          then 4.x put him in a position where he both got humbled and his advances sharply rejected
          this is fine. he was a dick, and people can grow from that
          6.0 then goes full "haha isnt he so pathetic he isnt even being arrogant, derisive or chauvinistic this time but lets all make fun of him for the little sun thing"
          learn to let a joke go after running it into the ground for half a decade and learn to let a character develop

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            But if he's no longer the token whipping boy to appeal to bitter tumblrettes, then they might not have a good reason for Sadu to continue shitting on him in an earnest way (rather than just a playfully coy Sadu way) and that's not hecking wholesome 100.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >then they might not have a good reason for Sadu to continue shitting on him in an earnest way (rather than just a playfully coy Sadu way)
              I never got the impression that Sadu's been playful or coy with Magnai, even in Stormblood. She just doesn't like the guy or maybe more accurately, doesn't have much respect for him.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's not what I meant. Just that even if Sadu were to warm to someone, she'd still not be saccharine and intimate. She'd continue running her mouth and being a hardass, if only for the sake of being cheeky.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sadu doesn't like most people. She's the reason why scar lizards tribe went extinct.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        eh they treat him less like an incel and more like just a guy who's out of touch with women, and sadu's respect for him clearly has nothing to do with whether he's khan or not. i chalked up his silence in ew as one of the vas not being available.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >vindictive lesbians
        >yuri
        >au ra
        >””””””lesbians”””””

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he hasn't read the stormblood side stories
        Magnai and Sadu are literally soulmates. Stop getting your lore from twitter.

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    super secret Dawntrail spoiler cutscene leaked, view at your own risk!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >take one of the best support classes in MMO history, the FFXI BRD
    >turn it into a ranger, call it a bard
    14 Bard was always fricking shit

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Garlean pussy

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >has amnesia
    >pardoned for her crimes
    does this work irl?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >pardoned for her crimes
      she died thoughbeit alever.
      and the argument was that it's hard to punish someone who no longer exists. whether they're dead or have amnesia. you can't hold someone to account who has no knowledge of what they did. well, you can, but that just makes it empty vengeful bloodletting passed off as retribution

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I honestly thought she was faking it for most of the post-patch story, it would make sense for her to do so
        Tis better to bend with the wind than stand tall and be broken

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She wasn't pardoned, she was under house arrest. But no, it doesn't work in real life, if you committed a crime and genuinely don't remember due to amnesia, Alzheimers, dementia or whatever then it can be a mitigating factor in sentencing but you'll still be charged in most countries and tried.
      recent case in Canada of a former SS guy who had no memory due to having Alzheimer's of his time in ww2 yet even though he was in his 90s and close to death that wasnt enough to stop Canada putting him in prison

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, but not for peasants. Joe Biden was ruled mentally unfit to stand trial for some of his crimes a year or so ago.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder that Yotsuyu is a rotting, fetid corpse in an unmarked grave right now. And reminder that (you) never took the chance you had in the Doman Enclave to smash her pussy while it was stilll warm.

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yknow those garleans almost had a point there, good thing one scene later they were shown kicking puppies so I don’t have to think to hard about my convictions. Alliance ftw!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      true
      people who make good points cant be moronic or overzealous in other ways

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sadu sexo

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think CDawgVA and Ironmouse playing this game could cause another FFXIV streaming meta, especially with Dawntrail around the corner?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bro who the frick and why would i care about any of these names

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      holy shit, and they are barely lvl 30
      doing ARR without skipping is an abstract kind of pain

      NORMIESSSS GET THE FRICK OUTTA MY GAME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        been playing since 2019, but sure

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This game is literally the most normie mmo possible.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      connor was clearly having the least amount of fun in his life lmao. Did he lose a bet or something, an mmo with trash-tier anime drama cutscenes is the opposite of his kind of thing.

      how mad do you think ironmouse is that he regularly slams the big titted jav actress?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Whoever that other guy was on stream with the two of them was trying WAY too hard come accross as "relatable" to FFXIV players.

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    holy shit, and they are barely lvl 30
    doing ARR without skipping is an abstract kind of pain

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kek, wtf

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You can finish ARR in like 20 hours. No critical lore is lost. Real game starts in the Bloody Banquet either way

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why the frick does sage feel like you have to piano all over your keyboard for a fraction of what the other healing classes do?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it has less buttons. what the frick are you talking about

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It doesn't, really. Not in my experience, at least. You just gotta get used to what the buttons do. A good chunk of SGE abilities are really just insta-heals and insta-barriers with different potencies and different cooldowns.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it doesn't? I find it less cumbersome to play than Scholar, its peer, meanwhile, Astrologian is a fricking pain in the AST during burst

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >it has less buttons
      >oh what's that you want a party heal?
      >eukrasia prognosis pepsis for a shitty 350 potency heal
      >meanwhile whm presses one button and heals 400

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        prognosis pepsis for a shitty 350 potency heal
        You have hots on ogcd and ixochole. use those not pepsis what the frick

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that could be true
        but sage is the cool gundam funnel job with shields and lasers and it appeals to my manchild more than "i wear a dress and wear a staff and flowers and the classic healer fantasy! :)"

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          also

          prognosis pepsis for a shitty 350 potency heal
          You have hots on ogcd and ixochole. use those not pepsis what the frick

          this i generally rarely even use pepsis. i use druochole or ixochole for the same shit

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >using eukrasian prognosis + pepsis
        >not using Pneuma, Holos, Ixachole, Kerachole, Physis or Panhaima

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          holos is really just the bigger ohshit button, yes
          physis is my friend. it's so underrated

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >pepsis
        That's a meme button that's literally only useful for attacks that put everyone to 1 and give doom while you're below 90.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Doing that is the equivalent to doing your group healing with emergency tactics on sch. AKA you literally are never supposed to do that. You have a ton of hots, mitigation, and ogcd heals. Use those instead

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >it has less buttons
      >oh what's that you want a party heal?
      >eukrasia prognosis pepsis for a shitty 350 potency heal
      >meanwhile whm presses one button and heals 400

      >ok! I’m using superbolide now!
      >hand sweat production increases by 30x
      >miss benediction
      >dies
      >tank goes …
      this is why I’m dps only, this is why I’m a roulette hero, this is why I cry myself to sleep at night

      Omg the healers are useless anxiety-ridden women meme is real

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        t. has never healed before
        my favorite meme is playing sch/sge throwing shields out but we die to the boss not being mitigated at all during ultimates and then they go
        WHERE MITS??!?!?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the most insecure healers ive seen in the game are people who normally main dps

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love EW BRD's AF gear and gameplay

  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    will island sanctuary be worth it in dawntrail if I already got everything?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      island sanctuary is not getting any further updates in dawntrail. they're finished with it, so probably not, no
      they're making cosmic exploration for dawntrail instead

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Island Sanctuary is officially done but you can use it to sell dyes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Only thing mentioned they may do is expanding how many animals you can store, because the 20 slots isn't enough for all the unique ones.

  61. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ok! I’m using superbolide now!
    >hand sweat production increases by 30x
    >miss benediction
    >dies
    >tank goes …
    this is why I’m dps only, this is why I’m a roulette hero, this is why I cry myself to sleep at night

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A GNB that isn't popping HoS after HB shouldn't be allowed to play the class.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >miss benediction
      Doesn't SB give you like a ten second window to hit Bene? How the frick could you "miss" it?

  62. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what are your hopes/fears for your favorite jobs next week?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      all I can hope for is that DRG isn't totally gutted. I like it in EW.
      I would like to see more of a jump focus, but I don't want it to get simplified or turn to shit. And if they can't make it better, then they should just stick to what they got, because it works well.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If they remove Shield Bash I'm going to start a riot.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Hope
      Dark Knight finally gets its own identity
      >Fear
      Dark Knight changes from WAR 2.0 to GNB 2.0

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it'll change to PLD 2.0, seems like they're getting bloodspiller/quietus replaced with a melee version of confiteor

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        For DRK to get its own identity, it'd need some sort of goal to work towards that isn't "spam every cooldown you have as fast as you can so they can be up again as fast as possible."

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >do top as dark knight
          >kill myself for more damage
          identity found

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >have a nice day
            >The weakness debuff becomes a damage up buff
            Kino...

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I saw that multiple time in vods, why do people do that?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              during top p6 everyone gets a free limit break that you lose if you die, the last mechanics of p6 are 2 magic numbers and then enrage, magic number needs to be mitigated with a tank lb and then cleansed with a healer lb so if drk does the first lb and they remove the lb buff you get revived by the healer lb with full mp which means you get around 4 edge of shadows before the next magic number which you can die to again and be revived with full mp again for the final burst
              one cool thing i found in uwu is that if you save a plunge when titan is about to die, you can wait for the magitek bits to appear, have a nice day with the wall but plunge to a bit before it so you deathslide and then you'll be revived with full mp for lahabrea

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        For DRK to get its own identity, it'd need some sort of goal to work towards that isn't "spam every cooldown you have as fast as you can so they can be up again as fast as possible."

        Dark arts return, but now it changes how some weaponskills work instead of just buffing them.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Dark arts will never return. It's now just the buff that gives you a free edge/flood

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Reaper stays the same they just focus on upgrading gibbet, gallows and the 30 second cooldown GCDs

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stardiver becomes similar in use to the PvP Dragoon LB.
      (Yes haha I know never happening but you said "hopes" and I am going to hope big, because I don't expect anything to come true, anyway.)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I would actually enjoy adjusting DNC to be more like Aug Evoker from WoW, because I like the spec but I don’t want to play as a scalie in a garbage game.

      BLU being unlimited would also be sick, but I’ve accepted that’s never happening.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >BLU being unlimited would also be sick, but I’ve accepted that’s never happening.
        BLU is the only caster with an aesthetic I like. I'd love an unlimited version, even if it was janky as frick. But yes, it will literally never happen.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hope for new smn skills that are not just Baha/Phoenix or the current three summons recolored. If they add new summons they need to be decisions you make in between Baha/Phoenix and not just: use red, green, yellow gummies then baha and purple, teal, white gummies into phoenix.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        also add more fricking cast times.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They make monk boring as shit to play and remove drift

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >They make monk boring as shit to play
        Bro they already did that years ago.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      PCT will live or die by the job action trailer, its job trailer was so fricking mediocre I have to assume they saved the best skills for last.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Hopes
      They replace PLD's job gauge with something that isn't actively detrimental to the job.
      >Fears (Expectation)
      They don't.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >They replace PLD's job gauge with something that isn't actively detrimental to the job.
        still not as nightmarish as stormblood where generating job gauge pretty much required you be in sword oath

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's wrong, though. I specifically remember doing UWU in StB, where you could charge gauge quickly by casting Holy Spirit while in Shield Oath. The job gauge hasn't had anything interesting to it since then.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >yeah well in this one specific niche circumstance of an ultimate,
            lol

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I mean, you're still wrong. You weren't "required" to be in Sword Oath to charge gauge when you could literally charge it faster by being in Shield Oath instead.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                when you could literally charge it faster in a niche situation in an ultimate yes but for 99% of everything else, well,

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I wish I could have interesting discussions about this game.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't have gameplay or story hopes for the game. I liked EW
      My only hope is that they drop the moronic cali pronoun shit for good. It's immersion breaking

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I don't have gameplay or story hopes for the game. I liked EW
        Based and same.
        All I hope is that DRG is either a bit better or as good as it is in EW. Just not horribly worse. And that there's a little less "oh i am so old i am going to suicide by wol/die now xD byeee"
        >My only hope is that they drop the moronic cali pronoun shit for good. It's immersion breaking
        Also same.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no hopes, they'll never make healers more interesting and giving all of them a shield/heal stance just shows they have no clue what to do with the class.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >DRK: Buff to its 1m in the form of a Confeitieor esque combo
      >PLD,GNB,WAR: Buff to its 2m in a similar way to Living Shadow to make all tanks play on the 2m clock instead of a 1m one
      >All tanks get the exact same buff to their 30%, which is likely just it being dropped to a 90s CD

      This is what you are getting please look forward to it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >BRD
      My hopes died a long while back.

  63. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is purp lalafel stil here

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've had enough of you, you samegayging frogfaced wench.

  64. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BRD players are always moronic. Second in line RDM

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >BRD keeps spamming Wanderer's Paen on me, the tank, in a dungeon
      >Click it off every time and eventually ask why they're doing it
      >"I'm giving you a shield bro!"

  65. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    whoops I missed the clive event. now I'm gonna have to wait a year for mogstation.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's not gonna be mogstation, it's gonna be like every so often when they need filler
      like the xi iroha and xv noctis events
      you might get another chance by 8.0

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it'll probably get at least one rerun
      maybe even alongside the part 2 (if they do end up doing that)

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        not getting a jill glam because of spoilers was so stupid, just call it something vague like 'rosarian ward's attire' or something like that

  66. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's not Astrologian

  67. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    FRICK
    just realized they are on primal. damn it

  68. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    whys the server shitting itself now

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      might be the login, wich DC?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        elemental

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          dc'ed again

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            is it ddos time again

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              xiv is dead...for real now

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Just imagine how shitty the expac launch is gonna be.

  69. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We're still getting DDOS'd aren't we? I just saw a massive lag spike while I was using the glamour dresser

  70. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i can't log in

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i am not insane

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >RATku poster
          >Not insane

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Goku out of nowhere
            Mindbroken

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Bejita out of nowhere
              You lost months ago schizo moron.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >seething about OUR HERO out of nowhere

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >RATku SHITTER so UTTERLY asspained HE REFUSES to post in the HALLS
                >He's probably a TROONCER as well
                The prince MINDbroke you forever you diseased RAT.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                [...]

                >unwarranted seething about LORDCHADRULEROFRUINku
                KEKAROOOO

  71. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wrong thread, anon.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kings honor friend

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >friend
        IT'S MA'AM!

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          SUFFER IN ENDLESS TORMENT.

  72. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i know there is some autism about plugins but i just can't play without the simpletweaks feature where you can click on a job in the character screen and it autoswitches to the gearset

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      eh if you have autism about plugins you're pretty much just virtue signaling to shitposters. nobody seriously gives a frick if you have QoL plugins or things that do stuff that takes way more macroing than really necessary like those drop-down menus for macros and jobs. people that do care you have those are insane and want a big internet fight.

  73. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Only upside this game has is JP region girls are actually girls and are usually desperately horny. You meet too many with weird fetishes though.

  74. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >what is the shittiest job in XIV
    Being the player.

  75. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >free trial
    >whenever a ddos happens i get banned from playing for 15 minutes because i can't queue
    AIIIIIIIIIE
    i just want to save as much money as possible before i start subbing
    i won't fall for your tricks square

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, you definitely shouldn't. Stick to the trial. Don't get fricked out of doing so much stuff in it for free.

  76. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    servers shitting themselves again

  77. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BRD is the most fun job though

  78. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We're still getting DDOSed the hotfix did nothing, whoever's doing this is dedicated lmao.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the maintenance wasn't for ddosing, it was to add that extra data center
      i dunno if any mmo can handle ddosing. can it?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The hotfix was for DDOSing the new data center is going up when DT launches.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Then I missed that.

  79. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >surprised a Zoomer MMO attracts Zoomer tier behavior
    Why are you surprised?

  80. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >still no time mage

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Used to be Astrologian but they decided they want it to be purely a tarot reader and space mage rather than a time mage

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        astrologian does sound like card frickery and watching the stars makes more sense
        but a time mage job would still be cool

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Weird enough Astrologian itself precludes the whole idea, Ishgardian astrologians wear the sugarcone hats in reference to Time Mage. This isn't even getting into Hildibrand also shooting Time Mage in the ass as a dead form of magic exclusive to one mammet

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I too miss time dilation and celestial opposition's original effect.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ?t=222

      its still time mage, whether you will it or no

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        context: this is astrologian's sole job action in FFT and the job is otherwise identical to squire

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          its also the basis for Celestial Stasis (which is what its called in the War of the Lions translation) and I feel that the limit break is a good indication of job flavor

          what could be more time magey than stopping time until your party fully recovers

  81. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just came back after two years and this is what I want to continue. What kind of content should I do to upgrade my item level? I think this is the highest I could get from the first four arenas.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      buy shit off the marketboard, current crafted tier is diadochos

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Buy your 640 gear off the marketboard. Or it you're a poorgay grind hunts and get your radiant gearset. Which is 590 and can be augmented to 600. Which will last you long enough to stop being poor.

  82. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I honestly like Viper as sort of a fairly neutral adventurer-tier job. I know it'll still have its fair share of flashies, but it seems mostly pretty thematically agnostic, which a lot of people dislike, but I enjoy having it.
    Might not play PICT at all unless it's just to have all jobs capped. The style does nothing for me, but that doesn't mean I hate it. There are a bunch of jobs that don't appeal to me.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      PCT is going to be a bad job.
      It cannot do more damage than BLM because dev favoritism
      It cannot do more damage than SMN because dev incompetence
      It does not have a res like RDM or SMN

      so its going to be this weird awkward middle child that brings nothing to the table.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That too, I guess. But theme/style/aesthetic makes me want to play a job most. For instance, I don't like healing at all, but the style still made me level and play SGE.
        Pictomancer has nothing for me in that sense.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        PCT will be a woman job, it won’t have to be good to be played.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They provide buffs do they not?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          So do RDM and SMN.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's gonna be DNC of casters

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        aren't they taking raise away from casters?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The only way they can fix the caster situation is by removing SMN rez. As long as SMN can raise, it'll always be the best job to bring for prog because it's so braindead easy AND brings a safety net.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Its funny to me that RDM runs cricles around SMN in terms of rez carrying but people can't play it and prefer Ruin Mage.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            SMN just brings more damage with less effort Res is going away in about six weeks, get ready for Res Mage domination

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >As long as SMN can raise, it'll always be the best job to bring for prog because it's so braindead easy AND brings a safety net.

          unless you are literal world first level prog or your healers are being carried heavily caster rez is less useful for prog then just being a BLM
          BLM has a beefier personal mit which means you are less open to getting fricking one shot by raidwides because your gear sucks, you have baby caster hp and your healers/tanks are busy panicking
          BLM has teleport which is the ultimate "I fricked up and was standing in the bad luckily someone else is in the good" mistake fixer
          BLM barely loses anything for dying unless you pick the stupidest time possible (you just hit ley lines and haven't used any xenos yet). most of the time you just kind of hit blizzard 3 once and get back to playing, even with weakness you're still doing more damage then the other casters personal dps

          having lots of personal dps is way more useful for actually beating enrage when nobody has good gear, they balance the enrage around the lowest dps comp possible, not the highest, and buff jobs like smn/rdm need people who are actually doing damage in order to buff them. 7 people who have shit gear or keep dying is going to be a lot less total dps then a single BLM just getting crits on xeno

          TLDR: caster rez is useful for reclears when everyone has enough gear that you can take several deaths and still win, reviving someone just to extend a doomed pull a little bit longer is only useful to a minority of people that actually blind prog week 1 because if both healers are dead you're probably unable to solve the next mechanic anyway

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Thing is, this only matters when the DPS check is tight like Abyssos. With the absolute meme DPS checks in Anabaseios and constant chain deaths you'll want to have a nice day when the healers PvP each other with spreads in P10S and you are a Black Mage.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              if the healers are griefing eachother you're just going to die to raidwides in p10s & doing that fight as a caster with bad gear I unironically would just die if I didn't hit manaward at specific points because my healers didn't realize they had to give me some TLC and summoners weaker (but more frequent shield) wouldn't have been enough to save me

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                P11s prog was actually worse for smoking blm. On donuts/partners, if the blm didn’t get healed between the two attacks (like what, 4 seconds apart?) they’d get 100% dead.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                all casters have the same shitty HP though is my point, blm has manaward to deal with this shit and summoner has aegis/phoenix to survive weaker hits but more often

                and then rdm is just kind of fricked because vercure is going to do jack shit and mbarrier is probably not being used to save you specifically

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I can tell you're some solo PF warrior that died to enrage on SMN one time too many. I wanted to say that you clearly never blind progged week 1 but you did that for me, that additional res and phys range mobility is not to be underestimated

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >I wanted to say that you clearly never blind progged week 1
              almost nobody does. even the people who clear week one just kind of throw shit at the wall for the first few mechanics and then the poopsockers have streamed enough of the content that everyone else just copies their homework, and then the morons copy hector guide a few days later

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                there's so much misinformation and bad strats that in general no one knows what the frick is going on anyway, but the morons who join blind parties only to spoil mechanics are the worst

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It will be insanely busted for DSR and TOP.
        VPR will be dogshit like almost all poster boy jobs.
        You heard it here first.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          new jobs haven't been dogshit since AST

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            reaper was noticably behind the other melee/blm in terms of party/personal dps for like all of p1-4

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You might be misremembering, don't you remember SAM mains seething @ their weak state and blaming RPR for being a decent dps job + having a party buff?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I am a SAMgay and I remember seething before they nerfed it correct

  83. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why does this fricker have to do this on my raid days reeeeeeeeeee

  84. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HROTHGAR WOMEN FRICK HYUR MEN

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She looks like she fricks Hyur men.

  85. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >cdawg says he likes the game
    its over.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he's not on my server
      thank god

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >thinks that's an honest answer
      Do you think RDJ really likes Iron Man beyond it's ability for his agent to do the hard work that made him filthy rich?

  86. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if xiv had sovl, they'd give pictomancer something similar to the bard musical instruments, allowing them to draw stuff with a mouse or tablet

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just say you want penis mages everywhere. because thats what you'd get.

      i'd do it too

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I'd be fine with it, it'd be funny.

        Yea i can see no issues with people being able to draw whatever they want

        Other games have it. That's what I meant by sovl. They shouldn't be cowards.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yea i can see no issues with people being able to draw whatever they want

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      imagine the amount of bans

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they still might, iirc they implemented the ability to perform music on a later patch
      but if we get artist mode, it will be heavily restricted. think of it was mixture between dark souls messages and xiv portraits

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I always thought being able to make portraits of PC's would be cool. Like that one guy in The Foundation who makes them for other characters, you know? That would be a shoe in for pictomancer.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dickbutt everywhere

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        S O V L
        and you won't be able to convince me otherwise

  87. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    finally done with eden savage synced, it's not the same as doing them on patch but i was wondering why Ganker prefers them over pandaemonium. e3s, e5s, e7s, e10s and e11s are very weak raids while pandaemonium only has 2 or 3 bad raids with p6s and p7s.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think eden was received much better than pandaemonium on release.

  88. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    there is no reason to play bard when dancer exists

  89. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >We're in the kate burst phase

  90. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The only male Au Ra that matters is Sidurgu

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How can he be the best when he's a pouty elf e-girl's slave

  91. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will you win a Cassie earring?

  92. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Such a serious character.

  93. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >cool lore/characters
    elezen
    lala
    roe
    xaela au ra
    >cool characters, meh lore
    miqote
    midlanders
    >meh characters, cool lore
    highlanders - the mandvervilles don't count
    >meh characters/lore
    viera
    hrothgar

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hey, I like Fordola! That's.. basically it for Highlanders.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hrothgar characters and lore are very cool

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >lalafel lore
      >interesting
      yeah man.. sand israelites gassing each other, so neat.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        compared to
        >idk they're just the viera from that other final fantasy game because we love sucking matsunos dick due to playing FFT when we were younger

        yeah absolutely. stuff like the duneisraelite glass eyes, how being a israelite is literally the religion with stuff like how they feel compelled to "balance the scales" which is why there's an entire yellow questline about how lolorito made amends for how much teldeji fricked up by donating a huge chunk of his assets to the sultana, all the crazy shit with the cities of mhach/nym like the tonberries and the gigantic flying airshps powered by voidsent like living batteries, them having a long tradition of knights and marines and the like despite being the little guy gnome ripoff race instead of just dedicated castergays - this is all a lot more flavor then you get with how the cats just kind of operate like how actual cats do only they have legs

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The coolest pieces of Lalafell lore
          >the scarves they wear in their starter gear actually has a practical use, they use them to set up flagpoles when traveling to catch people's eyes from afar since they're so tiny and easy to miss
          >Plainsfolks are basically loved by everyone but have a reputation for being chatterboxes that never shut the frick up
          >Dunesfolk lace their teas with scorpion poisons in order to build immunity living in the desert

  94. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  95. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    which job do you use to clear story contents?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The canon one in each expansion

  96. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It stop being useless when you nerf RPR and SAM.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Nerf the jobs putting the most into BRD buffs
      >This is supposed to help BRD

  97. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So was it really confirmed that Ryne and Gaia aren't in gays with each other?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah man. they're just really great best friends. they like to do everything together and share their meals and apartment. in fact, they're so good of friends they only needed to buy one bed.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Was asking for a serious answer, since someone said Encyclopedia Eorzea III pretty much killed the ship fanfic.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          eh encyclopedia eorzeas say lots of things, the information in them is presented as at best a report from the scions to sharlayan for information compendium and at worst an independent scholar's theories on how things work and what the gear is like or what fables are associated with them

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Kate's fanfic journal
          >killing anything LGBT
          Why would you think this

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            this post is like gooning, but instead of yanking your shit sloppy style it's making sure kate is constantly mentioned

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            NTA but It's exactly because it's Kate's work and it failed to make any statements at all on Ryne and Gaia beyond being friends that it's a pretty big blow to the shipfic.
            If she could get away with (i.e. if it was true, confirmed and approved), you just know Kate would absolutely delight in putting it front and center. Instead: nothing.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Holy fricking cope with this "if KATE could GET AWAY WITH IT she TOTALLY would be KICKING HER LEGS and GIGGLING and WRITING in her DIARY"

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                seethe
                ryne and gaia are in love with me

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Your belief is legitimately that if Square gave Kate the OK to clarify that Ryne and Gaia were in a relationship (because they are intended to be), that she wouldn't gleefully do it? Now that is actual cope.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                his belief is you're posting about her on cooldown

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The serious answer is nothing will ever be stated or done with anything in this game as the characters are too marketable.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          IIRC it just says they're friends, which of course it's going to. But it doesn't say anything like "Ryne and Gaia gossip about boys all day!!" or whatever. It's never going to be confirmed either way until maybe after the game shuts down, but with the FF8 reference and Yoshida being fine with gay characters in his games, I see their relationship as a blossoming romantic one. But I also don't care if people don't see it that way.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >IIRC it just says they're friends.
            Friends (and nothing else) being confirmed is the same as a romantic relationship being deconfirmed as far as that situation is concerned. If there was any point at which they were going to touch on it and clarify, that would be it. Especially since Kate was involved, and the Encyclopedia has WAY more subversive shit in it than two girls being lesbians.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              NTA but It's exactly because it's Kate's work and it failed to make any statements at all on Ryne and Gaia beyond being friends that it's a pretty big blow to the shipfic.
              If she could get away with (i.e. if it was true, confirmed and approved), you just know Kate would absolutely delight in putting it front and center. Instead: nothing.

              hey guys kate here
              stop talking about me every five seconds
              you're really obsessed

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >anon doesn't know how girls act post #2847294
        Some of you Black folk need to suffer the curse of a girlfriend

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >yuri-delusion
        Gaia has a husband. And you will never be a woman

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No, Gaia doesn't have a husband anymore. She turned him down for Ryne and then he was destroyed.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No, Gaia doesn't have a husband anymore. She turned him down for Ryne and then he was destroyed.

          gaias ascian lover was literally a woman in the earlier flashback scenes btw, their newest incarnation was in a male body

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >they like to do everything together and share their meals and apartment. in fact, they're so good of friends they only needed to buy one bed.
        But they do none of this, really.
        There is really no proof of Ryne and Gaia being in a relationship that isn't willful westerner headcanon. No, copying a scene between two characters that happen to be in a relationship, while the best argument, is still not a powerful one. It'd be like saying two characters sitting at a table eating breakfast are fricking because they took the camera angles and cereal brand from a scene where a man and his wife are eating breakfast.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its just the standard JP thing where 2 girls are friends and then sex pests in the west try to force them to be gay.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >So was it really confirmed that Ryne and Gaia aren't in gays with each other?
      No, people can still think whatever they want

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unless characters are literally married/have children any romantic pairings in this game are unconfirmed.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No. gays are just homosexuals and want more gays. Sucks to get raped as a kid I suppose.

  98. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How big of a scandal would it be for the WoL to impregnate Nanamo

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Monetarists would commit mass suicide after a failed attempt to frame impregnation by the savior of the universe as a smear upon the sultana's throne

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The WoL is the ingame equivelant of giga Jesus. He could marry anyone he wanted to and no one would complain.

  99. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it reasonable to expect Eden ultimate before 2024 ends?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      here are patch dates assuming EW schedule
      DSR was in 6.11 so FRU seems likely for early 2025

  100. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They're never going to confirm or deny relationships between any characters that aren't explicitly already in one, because the staff don't want to piss off players who ship their own WoLs with the cast.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They talked about how they contemplated a dating system with the scions like years (I mean YEARS) ago and they decided it would be too difficult to write around. I think small, fanservice moments like the inn scene are a good way to sort of add a romance system without actually adding one.
      >what if I don't want to frick a scion
      Tough shit

      NTA but It's exactly because it's Kate's work and it failed to make any statements at all on Ryne and Gaia beyond being friends that it's a pretty big blow to the shipfic.
      If she could get away with (i.e. if it was true, confirmed and approved), you just know Kate would absolutely delight in putting it front and center. Instead: nothing.

      Kate has superiors she has to answer to you fricking idiot, she cannot just do whatever she wants.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Kate has superiors she has to answer to you fricking idiot
        And those superiors didn't say "yes, they are lesbians so clarify that in encyclopedia eorzea". She was told to clearly mention that they were friends.
        Conclusion being that they are friends, and nothing more.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The encyclopedia mentions they became fast friends. Your arguement is flawed on two levels.
          Being friends and lovers are not mutually exclusive.
          Becoming fast friends initially does not imply there is no room for something more after the 'fast friendship'

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            How about you present literally anything that supports them being in a relationship that doesn't make you come off as sex obsessed?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Why is it always about sex, why can't they just be girlfriends who sometimes kiss and hold hands? They're teenagers, there's no need for them to rush into things.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >it's not about sex I just want to imagine them making out
                OK anon.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I don't need a whole hit just enough to steady the tremors

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Absence of a statement on supposed romantic affairs is tantamount to there being no blossoming romance unless stated otherwise at a later point.

            >And those superiors didn't say "yes, they are lesbians so clarify that in encyclopedia eorzea". She was told to clearly mention that they were friends.
            What is this fanfic you're trying to shill here? How do you know Kate asked? How do you even know if there was ever a moment where it was Kate vs SE?

            Encyclopedia Eorzea exists solely to provide information. If it has information on Ryne and Gaia, and CBU3 was of the fervent belief and intended for them to be in a relationship or at least a budding relationship, you would necessarily assume that Encyclopedia Eorzea is what they would use to clarify that in no uncertain terms. Instead, they doubled down and insisted that they are friends, without any addendum. Seems clear cut to me.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >And those superiors didn't say "yes, they are lesbians so clarify that in encyclopedia eorzea". She was told to clearly mention that they were friends.
          What is this fanfic you're trying to shill here? How do you know Kate asked? How do you even know if there was ever a moment where it was Kate vs SE?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You just have poor reading comprehension and media literacy senpai.

            Do you not realize you're being baited?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ideal situation is tell people to get an eb, that rpg romance with a blank slate protagonist are always dogshit, and as a bandaid give people placeable, posable and dressable npcs they can put in their house and pretend like they actually have an in game family. It’d be also nice because having a big empty house in game is kind of depressing, like you threw a party and no one showed up.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i would not attend this lalafell's party

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I have two roegadyn servants that I also consider my friends… but it’s not the same. If I ever get a large I’ll probably add an entire servants quarters with a kitchenette and dining table (you don’t eat with the help)

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This is what I imagine all the people who went to dynamis for housing are like

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. I want to be a volcel forevermore now that Venat is gone.

  101. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The canon WOL Lovers are Aymeric and/or Nanamo.

    Everyone else is just a simp

  102. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh shit he's starting his 2 minute sustain phase.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Truely the 2 minute meta is a powerful thing

  103. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yoshida not telling you morons about Kate's role in advance was the most prescient thing he's ever done.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Thinking that was the point
      Yoshida did an entire interview where he told some obviously fake story about feeling bad for some troon.

  104. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >half naked catboy decides to stand right behind me while i'm fishing

  105. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Low quality
    Yup, Dawntrail won.

  106. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no proof that these characters are in a relationship other than they like hanging out
    >lore compendium in no uncertain terms stating that these two characters are friends, without any asterisks
    >"UHM ACKCHUALLY THAT DOESNT MEAN ANYTHING CHUD THEY ARE STILL GAY IN MY WORLD."
    : |

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You just have poor reading comprehension and media literacy senpai.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nta but provide proof or your claim is meaningless.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        oh yeah i'm sorry the crystal filled with all elements in a story about a huge sin eater called eden that caused the *flood* of light being rainbow colored means they're basically already munching rugs as we speak

  107. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    katekatekatekatekatekatekate

  108. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I started lifting for Eos.

  109. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How did they get away with this?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because he was meant to be represented as a dickhead who cant let go of his personal emotional hangups about losing minfilia at the expense of ryne who was just trying to do her best to make him proud and happy so he's being patronizing and borderline treating him like a pet because she really doesn't matter as much to him at this point beyond being considered a way to either fight sin eaters, or a bargaining chip to return minfilia
      thancred should've been punched by someone here

  110. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Aymeric like this

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The last crumb Wol/Aymeric shippers ever got

  111. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    only level 70 right now but i mostly play
    >drg
    >rdm (new favorite to play)
    >war
    rate me

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're on the right track to do some medium scale content and will probably hold your own while doing raids. However you will likely be the one person who constantly requires res' during the stormblood raids.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why is that? ive never required rezzes from deaths that were my fault so far (only deaths so far is stuff like tank dying and all aggro going on me)

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No, specific reason. It's joke if you will. Even if they've been nerfed to hell and back the SB raids require a slight increase in the amount of thinking you have to do compared to ARR and HW

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ah haha, got ya

  112. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mention Kate once
    >entire thread devolves into hysterics
    Who knew I had this kind of power

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I really just gotta filter her name at this point

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But you won't.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nah I just did, it's just going to get worse with DT anyway.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't know talking about Kate at all triggered people ITT so much.
      I'm not even the "kate ruined the game she pozzed it all up" guy, but I'm not going to pretend she isn't an insufferable, fart-huffing libshit who pushes for shit when she can. Apparently we're all supposed to pretend to love her or ignore her vested interests, or we're all "the big mean kate bozja golbez armor demystification" schizo.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Kate is unironically universally despised by any self respecting oldgay for being a Californian moron that constantly """""translates"""" and makes """cultural corrections""" that are her thinly veiled bias bleeding in to the narrative, people mocked Koji's bad jokes but at least he was professional enough not to insert his political views in to everything.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Anon, is it possible for you to engage with my post in earnest?
          Are there two factions now? People who unconditionally love Kate, and "the evil chud shitposter wowbucks trying to destroy xiv by mentioning kate"?
          Are we seriously reaching the point where we circle the wagons for Kate just to spite the third-world shitposting barry-impersonators?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous
            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              alright then
              all hail kate who does nothing wrong
              (we must love and support kate now because otherwise barry and barry impersonators win!)

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous
          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's easier for them to accuse you of arguing in bad faith whilst doing so themselves than acknowledging that Kate is unironically a huge detriment to the game. These same gays were probably defending the shitty voice of Wok Shitu until it became universally accepted that it was an undefendable position.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They're twittergays trying to astroturf.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Most accounts I see on Twitter are rabid anti-SJWs that post fren apus at eachother while demanding the immediate airstrike of people they don't like

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            See? Twittergay right here.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Decent bait if your intention was to post the opposite of what was true but I doubt that given the thread's later trajectory

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know what you are on about and your engagement seems fake.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kate is unironically universally despised by any self respecting oldgay for being a Californian moron that constantly """""translates"""" and makes """cultural corrections""" that are her thinly veiled bias bleeding in to the narrative, people mocked Koji's bad jokes but at least he was professional enough not to insert his political views in to everything.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >people mocked Koji's bad jokes
        frick them
        i miss koji
        he unironically has sovl. he's the exact type of don't give a shit attitude old dude who does whatever sounds cool and fun to him that xiv needs again

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Same.

          [...]

          >oy vey if you don't want Kate shitting up the game you're x
          Frick off, secondary.

  113. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There never was any proof for Ryne and Gaia being in a romantic relationship or even them being set up to end up in one.
    Square has taken every opportunity and avenue they had to deconfirm it and assert that they're just friends.
    All that exists now is cope from landwhale fanficcers and neckbeard yurigays.
    Not that you can't wank off to Ryne and Gaia being gay/bi bawds. That's just your jerk off material. But that's really all it is. Trying to cram it down others' throats by screaming people down and making false assertions is another thing altogether.

  114. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thancred should have died here.
    I'm SICK of this game giving false flags, they did it TWICE with Y'shtola, though the second time only lasted 30minutes. It's why i'm dragging my heels with Endwalker because the game keeps treating me like an idiot manchild with its writing. At least Emet-Selch was fun.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      spoilers:
      ultima thule is probably going to trigger you because, depressingly, a good chunk of the surface level msqgays just treat it like "haha le fake death i saw through you cbu3 i am too smart for your tricks" when that's not at all the point of that sequence

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thancred dying immediately after accepting Minfilia's death and that his life would continue without her in it would've been stupid. Not to mention his body on the Source would've just started decaying.

  115. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SO DON'T ACT LIKE SHE'S NOT SHITTING UP THE GAME
    KATE TRANCE

  116. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AAAAAAAAA KATE BLUE HAIR TRANS MINUTE META WOKE MINORITY GENDER BULLSHIT TRANCE
    GOLBEZ GENDER DYMYSTIFICATION VOIDSENT TRANSITION PRONOUN LALFELL TRANCE

  117. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't like how they made Loporrits into a troon thing. Just treat them like asexual constructs. It's not a new idea.
    Making specific remarks on the pronoun shit which basically means "haha they are le agender nonbinary maymay" is cringe.

  118. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Question: are we actually dealing with DDOSing right now, or was that just temporary?

  119. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  120. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This was not a bad thread. Had some people going full sperg, but it's been fairly devoid of outright caustic shitposting and other types of volatile schizophrenia for the most part. Thanks bros.
    Aside from that guy who can't handle XIV's current localizer being called out, but eh. Hardly a big deal.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      KATE WOKE LAMAT EXPANSION MINUTE GENDER

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      backseat janitors tongue my anus

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kys Black person

  121. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THREAD QUALITY TRANCE

  122. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How bad are threads gonna be if the rumor/theory that Thancred leaves the Scions and Wuk Lamat takes his place turns out to be right

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i see literally no reason wuk lamat would join the scions tbh

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The dubgays would fricking rope.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      good, more cute girls for my harem

  123. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ESL's seething
    lol lmao. You love to see it.

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