What is the single most hilarious instance of fanboyism you can think of?

What is the single most hilarious instance of fanboyism you can think of, Ganker?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >loyal & loving fans
    >the same fans then went to war over a adam ruins everything looking cat

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >same fans who sperged out over space buns
      >same fans who will sperg out if you time travel or have a villager they want, demanding you hand it over

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Time travel is objectively bad. If you want immediate satisfaction, play something else. Animal Crossing is not a race.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          New Horizons is a barren wasteland for the first few days with nothing to do, but I would agree that time traveling after K.K. Slider event is pointless

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            For New Horizons, yeah I can justify it. Any other game and it's a sin.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Frick you, time travel and its consequences are fun as frick to mess with. Legit best time travel mechanics in a game.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    FF13 on Xbox 360. The game was awful anyway.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Never forget

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    That one dude literally crying over TOTK being leaked

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      QRD?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm assuming he means the "may you get caught" guy.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was the dude in the green shirt having a mental breakdown over totk leaking early because "think about the poor developers that made this game for us"
        Couldn't find it. I bet he deleted it, but I found this on my search so enjoy I guess https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9xBI4VMe4c

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kind Reguards,

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://web.archive.org/web/20200905235629/https://www.oneangrygamer.net/traitors-of-america/
    Putting Nintendo of America on here but NOT nintendo of japan.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the real nightmare is these is the type of kids who have jobs now
    not only are kids this spoiled now, they were never told "no"

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the type of kids who have jobs now
      Most of these people are getting fired in droves these days because they refuse to come back into the office. When "muh covid" stopped being an excuse to not show up to work, they just shifted to not wanting to physically come in to work. And most businesses are getting sick of their shit, rightfully.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Toddlers sending a company a card for being marketed to

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >that one Nintendo E3 that was so shit Ganker almost sent them a hate card but people kept calling it out as cringe so they stopped

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      this was comfy and youre a newbie

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You will never mentally age past 12

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You will never advance past retail work

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Speaking from experience wagie?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      that E3 was fricking awful, nobody showed gameplay except for nintendo treehouse, which is why that card was made, by comparison it was great.

      next year they decided to shit on all that and start putting out some of the worst localizations we ever got to this day, 2010 ragecomic memes and censorship up the ass. + I think one of those hoes used their nintendo twitter account to sell nudes.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Crazy to think that something like this would be impossible these days. No one from Nintendo would ever give any attention to anything made by Ganker for fear of being cancelled for supporting a "far-right neo-nazi incel website".

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >THANK YOU FOR CENSORING OUR GAMES, NOA! YOU WIN ALL THE INTERNETS! 🙂

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder this was during Wii U days when every western Nintendo release got censored up the ass kek

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        that happened after the card

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I liked the one we sent gabe better

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The card wasn't "sent". It was brought.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          sent brought bought whatever same difference. I still love the fact that they made him pay for a key.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I liked the one we sent gabe better

          Why doesn't Ganker do shit like this anymore

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            We couldn't do it even if we wanted to. No video game developer would ever associate with Ganker in 2023 for fear of inspiring an outrage mob.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ganker is flooded with bad faith homosexuals, sharty/wojak spammers and attention prostitutes who will shit up any attempt at group projects no matter how harmless

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Nice deflection attempt troony

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Found one

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Call out the actual leftist discord trannies screeching about going leave for once instead you obviously lying snakes

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                What the frick are you talking about you dumb Black person?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                All this board is is fricking gaslighting 24/7 I swear

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Theres no such thing as gaslighting, you are just moronic

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks for making your own tactics even more blatant homosexual

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                BENIS XD!!!

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Because most of the board is comprised of marketers and their bots and shills, normalBlack person cattle that only talk about garbage triple a shit shilled here and finally a slew of leftist resetera discord trannies

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Any sense of joy or camaraderie has been robbed from us by the fricking flood of glassy-eyed failed normalgays who only understand contrarianism, bitter irony, and disposable humor

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Triple a games are garbage and no amount of using the label "contrarion" will change that

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Who the frick said anything about AAA games

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's 90% of this shit board's catalog at all times, I would have never guess for someone to pretend to be this moronic

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Damn it's almost as if this board has been flooded with consoomer cattle that are cause the problems previously described. It's almost as if twittertards have outnumbered anyone that's been here before mid 2016 nearly 2:1

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why didn't you... le gatekeep them???

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You can't gatekeep when you basically become a minority overnight.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Genuinely have a nice day

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                because Black person jannies are shit like you and only shit like you will ever become Black person jannies
                now go mod your wife's boyfriend twitch and plebbit

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Because most of the board is comprised of marketers and their bots and shills, normalBlack person cattle that only talk about garbage triple a shit shilled here and finally a slew of leftist resetera discord trannies

              Ganker is flooded with bad faith homosexuals, sharty/wojak spammers and attention prostitutes who will shit up any attempt at group projects no matter how harmless

              It doesn't matter, even if Ganker TRIED to do another thing like a Gaben birthday card, do you really think any modern developer would accept that?

              The moment Gaben or anyone else got caught posing with any gift from Ganker would be the day 100 articles are published by journoscum saying Valve needs to be boycotted for "platforming the alt-right" and "supporting the neo-nazi incel website Ganker".

              It's not 2012 anymore, this website is no longer accepted by the mainstream in any way whatsoever.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            there is literally no company worth sending this to
            literally none
            zero

            it's all corporate trash and marketing

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ganker still does passion projects: Ganker musicals, king and queen of Ganker, Gankeridyagaem awards but you can always tell who the leeches are when you bring these up and anons claim they never heard of it.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Those aren't even close to what's being shown in that video and you know it.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Valve is shit but that's a nice gesture from both sides

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ganker (but mostly Ganker) used to send letters to Wesley Snipes when he was in jail

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Peak comfy
      Also that chick on the left next to the poster, wasn't her name Alison Rapp and she was some sort of female pedophile into straight shota IRL?

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Basically any console war thread

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    snoys.
    Just snoys in general.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thanks, I died to cringe again

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    switch era has seeen some unreal levels of cringey bullshit
    there was the animal crossing covid thing, then them begging atlus for persona 5 for years

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I really do wish Atlus stuck to their guns and kept P5 off the Switch. I loved the schadenfreude after the Joker reveal for Smash Bros. Bonus points if they just ported it to Xbox and PC

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    That time when Ganker sent a postcard to Nintendo of America

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know, I feel like nothing beats consolewar homosexuals on youtube / twitter. If you ask me about shit I saw here the last time I really cared about consolewars trash was the p5 release. I remember someone hacked the JP persona 5 site and put "Nintendo NX" as launch platform there, that was like 8 years ago or so? i found it hysterical that someone would hack a website to put their preferred platform there even if they knew it wasn't real.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      maybe its because atlus kept putting out surveys being like,

      >do you want p5 on switch?
      yes
      >puts joker in smash
      >do you want p5 on switch?
      yes
      >puts p5 strikers on switch
      >do you want p5 on switch?
      damn yes homie how many times do you have to ask

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, that was back in 2015 or 2016. It was before the switch even came out. Back then we had consolewars about the game potentially coming to wii u aswell.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Im sure the non-being corporate enterprise was really moved by this.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will never forget this.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cities can rebuild Zack

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get it

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good, you frickin ESL.

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