What is the surest sign before the fight even begins that the host player who summoned you for help is about to be absolute trash?

What is the surest sign before the fight even begins that the host player who summoned you for help is about to be absolute trash?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he summoned for help, so of course he's trash

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is true of course, but as long as they are competent enough to roll out of the way for her dive bomb flower attack and hold up a shield for waterfowl if it comes their way, at least I don’t assume they’re braindead. But like 80% of hosts cant even survive the dive bomb. It’s absurd.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >hold up a shield for waterfowl if it comes their way
        haha yeah I love it when my retard teammates heal the boss for 60% of her health because they're too retarded to learn how to dodge

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It’s that happening once or twice in the whole fight, or the incompetent host trying to dodge and getting killed and wiping the whole team.

          You pick.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I much prefer hosts blocking it instead of panic rolling and dying
          as long as that's the only attack they block, it's fine

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dunno, the only people I ever summon are friends for subsequent playthroughs

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They’re a mage.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This, every time a magic user summoned me they'd go in with some retarded 15 second windup spell and die, or try to kamehameha her and die.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Get summoned
      >Host has the dildo hat on to boost magic and All cloth armor
      >Already know this dude didn't touch vigor because he didn't even fuck with equipment load
      >Boss begins
      >Runs straight at boss and gets one shot by opening attack

      This is like 30% of all souls magic users

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly if he looks like a loot goblin, it means he can't dodge and will almost certainly die to waterfowl dance

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they use a rune arc

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >summoned you
    >he bought the game
    If you didn't play offline on a pirated copy you didn't beat the game

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the cutscene plays or they are incredibly overaggressive right from the start and refuse to let summons hold her aggro for waterfowl

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Took me two tries with my trusty mimic. Whoever spends more than 30 minutes on this boss fight is legit retarded.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Congrats and letting the game beat itself for you.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >mimic
        game not beaten

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I will not open this image.
          You.
          Did.
          Not.
          Beat.
          The.
          Game.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don’t understand what this image has to do with using summon ashes.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >mimic
        game not beaten

        >you le didnt beat the game even though you were using the tools the game gave you to beat said game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >mimic
      game not beaten

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >mimic
      Congratulations, you beat the game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      t. movie game fan

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      honestly wish I had just done that, I even tested it once and dc'd before she went down but then it just felt hilariously lopsided, never summoned but I also just wanted to be done with the damn game too. Mimic was nuts though, rolled like a halfway into new game plus letting it fight everything solo for me. Think sewer mohg was the last boss he took down before I got bored, only weakness really was forgetting to unequip the torch before getting him out.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this guy uses torches

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          one specific torch is very useful at some point in village with invisible enemies

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Doing all kinds of buffing outside the fog gate. If you need that shit you don’t know what you’re doing.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >host does like 8 buffs before going through
    >dies the moment she aggros them with the quick slash combo

    I will never EVER understand why that attack filters people so much. Roll forward and to her right and you dodge the whole thing, jesus christ

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know how is this right now, but on first patch her first attack was definitely undodgeable unless you were already at great distance while running away, second and third was, forward and then away, melee range had to tank first for sure, unless no bloodhound step or how it was

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think you guys are talking about the same attacks

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i was talking about the attack where her sword sparks and then she lunges forward really fast swinging it like crazy, it's the one that can end in a quick or slow version of the same big swing animation

        it's designed to punish people who instinctively roll backwards for everything

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Using a meta/OP weapon and still needing help.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This, fucken gay how many naggers just look up “best weapon elden ring”

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >radahn armor
    >rennala's hat
    >any of the imp heads
    >greatshield+darkmoon greatsword
    100% guarantee they have 1200 max hp

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this but also
      >bloodhound fang
      >knight set
      >katana(s)
      >16 different buffs before entering the fog
      >immediately launching weapon art at first contact

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If they're wearing some generic meta garbage slapped together by whatever youtuber. If they're a spellcaster (they almost always have min vigor). If they're panic rolling every attack. If they use no buffs at all. If they're at radagon with a rivers of blood (neither boss bleeds) or any setup that leans heavily into dot procs. If they watch the phase 2 cutscene or intro cutscene (they've never done this fight before and are a shitter that summons on their first attempt). If they run away from the boss and dont even fight (i like these the most)

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    using anything like blasphemous blade that has a skill that knocks her down
    imagine being THAT terrified of her. Without fail they always end up spamming it so hard that they are locked in an animation when she goes for waterfowl or the phantom attack

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >yfw the host has no idea how to dodge her fury
    FUCKING USELSS CUNTS

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's wrong with summoning? Are people that play monster hunter coop also trash?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Generally yeah. Nothing wrong with it inherently but most of the people that rely heavily on it are doing it because they can't handle 1v1ing enemies. When the mechanic can let other people straight up beat the game for you the people that rely on it are going to be shitters that never learn to engage with the mechanics an overwhelming majority of the time.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Are people that play monster hunter coop also trash?
      Absolutely.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Your going watch this sick GS setup that I been practicing an that's all there is to it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Co-op in MH makes fights more annoying because there will be retards that just make the monster do retarded things and it’ll make the monster harder to take down super efficiently as it can switch targets mid attack if it feels like and you can’t get your cool head attack in.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >get summoned by a player named after a character in the game
    >check their playtime
    >600 hours

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >thanks to desync in co-op you can dodge waterfowl even from close range by just running away from the first 2 flurries
    >people still just stand there like pic related when she goes up for it

    it's unbelievable to watch

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ganker related user name.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They buffed themselves before startinh

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    usually bad fashion and/or an enormous shield

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As a faith player, a lot of hosts will perfectly time their fog wall entry to i-frame dodge your buff. Yes, you are invulnerable to everything while entering a fog door, including buffs. Also if a boss's first time cutscene triggers and the host doesn't skip it, it's joever.

    You should NEVER subject your summons to a cutscene. It might be just one cutscene to you, but it will probably be the 10th unskippable cutscene they've seen in the last hour of gameplay. You should also never summon to a boss you've never fought before because you might want to watch the cutscene, and also you're probably going to die even if you have summons, so you'll just waste everyone's time.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I really like Malenia's second phase cutscene but it's so fucking long it drives me nuts when hosts let it play

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >do co-op for maliketh
      >the host hasn’t killed the draconic tree sentinel

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reddit cuckold fetish

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >theres a cutscene when we enter fog wall
    because it means this is his first attempt

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Trying to play a single-player game online

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pure mage.
    he will sit back and spam that retarded gravity rock spell, and when the boss aggros him, he will run AWAY from me, preventing me from getting aggro back

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There are no trash players. Only those people who know how to dodge Waterfowl Dance and those who don't.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The real skill comes from if you parry only her and if you can reliably parry that one quick overhead swipe.

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