what is the worst advice a video game character has ever given?

what is the worst advice a video game character has ever given?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you play ff7 ubishit rebirth, you already made a mistake

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Wake me, when you need me.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's right. If you wait too long, you end up in the friend zone.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not OP but I don't think so. Usually it comes naturally, there's no point in directly saying it, the girl isn't going to fall for you just because you said "I LOVE YOU". It all depends of the chemistry between you and the girl, not what you say. Again, if she has feelings for you (unless you're moronic teenagers), things will come on their own.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well, if you put it that way then I agree. What I had in mind is that if you want to get a girlfriend, then you should make it obvious since the beginning, like flirting and stuff.
        Friend -> Girlfriend route rarely works

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it usually goes like: meet new girl > invite to coffee or some shit > sex jokes > sex > she falls in love (lol)
          I found it's very rare nowadays that the girl would fall in love with you without the sex part and then you're forever stuck in the friend zone with her but maybe it's just me

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            what if you tell the girl you are not ready for sex yet?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I did that. She agreed to wait, no love, then we had sex and she said she loved me

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                sounds like a lie

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          every gf ive had we started out as friends and with no intention of getting together at the start, sometimes shit just happens. im pretty weird though and cant actually develop feelings for someone unless i either know or can see the signs that they too have feelings for me.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        > Usually it comes naturally
        Lol
        > the girl isn't going to fall for you just because you said "I LOVE YOU"
        Lmao

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the zoomie said "lol" and "lmao".

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          In my one experience of a "relationship" with a girl we were friendly at work but found each other attractive. After getting to know each other better and subtly making my attraction know she tried to kiss me while drunk after a work social and I batted her off and said "What are you doing?!"

          Anyway I then let her know that I felt the same way a few days later and we fooled around for a few months before I left that job.

          Point is I didn't need to "make a move before it was too late" or "Make it clear I want to have a romantic relationship from the outset". Provided there's mutual attraction it should just come naturally, people who make up these rules about how to approach a girl you're interested in like it's a game and you can "softlock" yourself have warped perceptions of women and reality in general.

          Now some might say a sample size of one casual sexual "relationship" is too small to draw any conclusions, to them I say Shut Up

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She wouldn't. The most she would do is treat you like a boy toy with superficial romance instead of think about you as a life-long partner.
          I'm speaking from experience. There's a significantly higher chance of a girl outright rejecting you if you use direct words to confess your feelings.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >There's a significantly higher chance of a girl outright rejecting you if you use direct words to confess your feelings.
            why?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              She will start thinking she can aspire to something much better if she's capable of getting love confessions

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                so I have to love a woman but never act like it?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                have the sex with her and it will also mindfrick her into thinking that there is something more to it and that will give you a chance to build love.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What if cloud said he loved barret right here?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cloud is canonically gorgeous and Barret hasn't had any since his wife died, so the Gondola would be rocking.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >it is tail

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's absolutely right. Pain and regret will most likely come either way, but you have to be a man.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    While it can suck. It is for the best if you actually care for the person.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >“Just be yourself”

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >got told this by my mum and dad
    >said it to the goth girl i like in high school 20 years ago
    >she is now my wife and we have a 2nd kid on the way.

    worked for me.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the kid is not yours

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I implore you to stop being Asian, fren

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        cope, seethe and dilate virgin chud.
        you'll never know what it like to frick a goth chick or fall in love.
        i bet you haven't even kissed a woman
        :^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hey man
      Congratulations

      Also frick you

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Been together for 20 years and only now are you having ur second kid
      I'd be offended if my waifu didn't want at least 4 children in the first 10 years of the relationship, globohomosexual enforced monetary woes be damned.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Easy for him to say. If a tall brolic black dude approached you politely the only thing you can do is to refuse politely. But imagine if an autistic nerd mouthbreathing manlet approached you politely? It's easy to mock him and laugh at him for his appearance.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Haha this guy is autistic and a manlet
      Hahahahahaha

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It fits his character, Barret's always been more instinctive than logical.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what would happen if Vincent followed Barrets advice?

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what is it like having "feelin's"

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Barret told Tifa he wanted to bury his BBC in her and they fricked the whole night. It worked for him.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tifa would never burn coal.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        based

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        based

        cringe filename tho

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        based

        In FF7r The npcs very often make meta comments.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Chad doesn't need to "confess his feelings"
    If love didn't happen for you, you just never had "it" and should accept you will be alone

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this is a cucked incel mindset.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's completely right though. Just like self-improooooovement meme.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          but self improvement can get you a gf

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous
            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              oh wow that incel screed is soooo demoralizing kwab

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              the high school sports player had to work on himself to be desirable. this post is cope

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Lies and cope failed normalgays tell themselves. You think teen chad was autistically making workout plans like the losers self-improoooving on Ganker?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No, they were being written out for him by his coach

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >dude neurotypical people have it easy
              Wow imagine my shock

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                normies dont have it easier since they get cheated on, lose their jobs, get cucked, and are taken surprised by it unlike us.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Im an autist Chad outsider and almost all men I see except me and maybe 1 or 2?are ignored by women.
              The sexless rates should be 95% according to my experience but they arent.
              How do you average guys get Girls?They dont give af about you.
              I dont see how the average ignored guy can go from the Girl not giving a frick about him to having sex with the Girl.
              Im talking about 80-90% of men.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They manage to luck into sex very occasionally, but that's about it
                20% of men have 80% of the sex

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Fearow or tentacruel

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What a fricking chode

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    everything CoD npcs say, ignore them and you will live (extreme mode, all games) listen to them and you WILL die.
    source: I completed them all on extreme, and now I never need to play that shite again.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dude op this is why you haven't gotten laid yet

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this works for black men because they show dominance and women by animal kingdom nature love dominance.

    cloud is the opposite of dominance.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    does Cloud deserve Tifa?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dont they canon kiss

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they kiss but it is not canon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry, she's taken

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Tifa has this guy and Barrett
        >Aerith belongs to every man
        Never played the game, always start then drop it for a long while until I forget what's happening. Is there even a girl to choose or is it just flavor for the story?

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There’s a cute black girl at my work that used to come into my department every morning to pick up some paper work. I always made a point to tell her hello and see ya later when she came in/left our office but we never really had a discussion or anything. We see each other in the building sometimes when we are doing random errands and she always smiles and says hi. I want to ask her out but it feels weird since I don’t know literally anything about her and she doesn’t know anything about me, plus it’s kinda weird to ask out someone while we are both at work doing whatever random task.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You know what you have to do.

      Be brave, anon.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tell a female friend of many years who stuck with me through thick and thin that I wanted to date her since we're both in our 30s, lonely and she's been there for me
    >stops talking to me and ghosts me

    How baffling and confusing.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >it doesn’t work 100% of the time so it’s bad advice
      moron. Also would you have preferred she endlessly string you along and you sit there crying to yourself and us about “what could have been” if only you would have had the courage to have pursued her, you dumb homosexual?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      there exists some exceptions but the actual research on the topic suggests that your romantic interest in people tends to be fast and automatic rather than built up over a long time. If she finds you attractive she will want to then build a relationship with you from that and the same can be said for men (you). If she did not try to start something with you from the beginning then she likely never will want to unless she needs you for money.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yep. People would be a lot happier if they just accepted their stations in life instead of pointlessly trying to swim against the current.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >People would be a lot happier if they just accepted their stations in life instead of pointlessly trying to swim against the current.

          the thing is, you can "self improve". namely, you can exercise, improve your job or money etc to make yourself more attractive but there does not exist some actual line you cross where you actually just become "worthy" or "attractive enough" to get a gf. you need to just keep talking to girls and meeting people while also improving and maybe something will happen. The real question most anons are asking when they say "how do I get a GF?" is not really how to get a girlfriend. obviously, the answer to that is to just talk to women and see if you click and can get something going. What they are really asking is "how can I get to a point where when I ask out a girl she will accept it 100% guaranteed?" which the answer is there is no way to do that. Not even chads have that sort of certainty.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >The real question most anons are asking when they say "how do I get a GF?" is not really how to get a girlfriend. obviously
            You underestimate the amount of 30+ yos here who have had no meaningful contact with the opposite sex

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              but even they realize just talking to and being around women is the answer. what they are really lacking is that because they are undesirable women never approach them or want to be around them.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If they really understood they wouldn't ask the stupid question, they would just accept they are undesirable and move on

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                most people do understand it fundamentally. but accepting the truth that you are not desirable is so hard for most people they would rather run in circles than truly take in the truth

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They understand it, they just want as many excuses as they can to not accept that fact and blame their failure on anything else

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Calling it a failure is parr of the problem because they didn't really "fail" per se
                Some people are just meant to be alone and if only they accepted that they would be happier

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                mail order bride

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is this Black person so foul towards his superior White companion, Cloud?
    Darkie needs to know his place.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Taking advice from a black

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >bro... i know that team plasma, is bad and stuff, but you cant go around hating people cause they bad brah. thats like, ignorant. and stuff brah

    i dont know what the frick this Sea-monkey was trying to say

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >i dont know what the frick this Sea-monkey was trying to say

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All the "advice" in video games is just memes and dumb shit college dorks regurgitate to placate their own ego. Useless information.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Don't frick with a witch
    >Luka fricks with a witch and the resulting child is the only reason the multiverse doesn't get destroyed.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have never loved anyone in my entire life

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I have never loved anyone in my entire life

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I've been attracted but without reciprocity that can't turn to love

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My beautiful wife Aerith

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    At what age should a man give up and just cope with escorts/sex tourism? 30+?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just don't care about woman

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I want pussy though even if I have to pay no way I’m going to let the KHV cloud hang over me later in life. I’m gymmaxing now and losing weight then clubs/bars and hobby’s.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Late 40s.
      If your only feasible option is a 40+ year old women, then it's over.

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