What is this thing supposed to be?

What is this thing supposed to be?

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A falling star

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Onahole

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      SPBP

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        SPBP

        SPBP

        samefag

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Go back, newfriend.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      SPBP

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Like clockwork

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      SPBP

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you took it out of my mouth

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        xir dick?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      spbp

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I prefer Manaphy

        you think these Pokemon can fart?
        just asking.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I like to imagine. And they're cute, too.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      SPBP, but how are you supposed to fuck something made of steel?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        With my dick harder than steel

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Just ask my ex wife she was a real battleaxe

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Just like how Ponyta's mane doesn't burn people it respects, Jirachi's iron-clad cheeks will only spread for trainers it loves.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        With a lot of WD40.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'VE GOT BALLS OF STEEL

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Spbp, I've unironically fapped to it more than a significant amount of other Pokemon.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >open thread
      >see this
      "Beat me to it"
      (closes thread)

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wish granting charm fairy thing.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      But it's not Fairy type

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It probably should be, anything that's small bipedal and can fly is fairy material unless it looks evil, and even then I'd call it dark fairy.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Fairy didn't exist in the gen it was added, and it already had two types so they couldn't just slap it on like they did with other mons.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          A lot of normal types were just straight up changed to fairy, not just having fairy added.
          Psychic being removed wouldn't change much.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You fucking furries should have a nice day. You made this thread to masturbate to Pokemon and we all know it. Fuck right off.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Projecting
      There is nothing even remotely sexual about that thing.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Jirachi appears to be based on the concept of "wishing upon a star" - the practice of making a wish while observing meteors in the night sky. Its pointed head is shaped like a literal star, and its Steel-type may be a reference to iron meteorites. The tags of paper on its head resemble 短冊 tanzaku, strips of paper on which wishes are written during the Japanese festival たなばた Tanabata, also known as the Star Festival. The fact that it is awake for only 7 days may be a reference to how the festival always takes place on the 7th day of the 7th lunar month. Its thousand-year sleep followed by a short period of consciousness may be a reference to comets, most of which are visible from Earth only once in a lifetime, and the two long streamers attached to its body resemble a comet tail.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Its pointed head is shaped like a literal star
      Like the symbolic star. Literal stars are spherical.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        how do you know? you've never seen one
        why would they make it so you can't look at the sun if they didn't have something to hide

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >he listened to the people who told you to not look at the sun
          That's why you don't know.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That's a Pokémon.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    its suppose to be a jirachi

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A genie that has those weird wishing papers japs use in shrines.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    she cute

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        kys tranimai homosexual

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        FUCKING BURN YOU BAN EVADING TRANNY

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        he's done for now.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I want to undress this pokemon

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That's horrible.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            undress does not necessarily mean nude
            panties are hotter anyway

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      legendaries and mythicals are genderless

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        but still have a vagina
        curious

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What a happy looking pokemon

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Okay what 3 wishes would you give jirachi.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Marriage with Jirachi
      Sex with Jirachi
      Kids with Jirachi

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Would Jirachi be soft or hard like metal?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The latter

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Jirachi is Steel/Psychic, so probably the yellow is a hard armor and the white body is soft.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It’d feel like a lizard

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        why

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    used to use a trickscarf jirachi as my lead poke on smogon battle. Those were the days

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Mythical Pokemon pissed me off so much as a kid

    >dude here's this pokemon you'll never be able to get unless you go to some real life event that your parents won't take you to

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Luckily we had action replay to fix Shittendo's mistakes

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >FR/LG would check to see if Pokémon like Mew and Deoxys were obtained legitimately
        >If not they'll never obey you
        What the fuck was the point of that? Sorry my parents didn't feel like driving half way across the country for a fucking video game Nintendo would be replacing in a few years.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          All the games does is check the pokemon's encounter data to see if the pokemon was obtained from a legitimate location. Birth Island for Deoxys, Faraway Island for Mew, and in either case Fateful Encounter works also. It'll trip up any "all pokemon are Mew" codes but it does nothing to stop you from getting them semi-legit (the best kind of legit) by just hacking in the event items to go and reach them normally otherwise. Modern save editing and injection can handle all that bullshit no problem, and its trivial for romhacks to just disable the disobedience code in the rom itself.

          But yeah never forget Nintendo always hated their fans.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          this doesn't happen you're retarded or lying

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Skill issue. If I could wait in line behind a fat kid that smelled like he shit his pants for a Mew then you could too

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It wasn't an issue of us being willing to wait, it's that our parents wouldn't take us to toys r us or wherever the fuck so we could get a special secret pokeman.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >wait in line behind a fat kid that smelled like he shit his pants for a Mew

        God I fucking wish, but for one that assumes there are even events in your area, and two that assumes they'll even actually distribute event items that are already programmed into the game in the first place. Only Action Replay chads could ever experience faraway island or the hall of origin.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        why would you want that? legendary pokemon that are obtainable through regular gameplay have higher stats anyway.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          catching 'em all, you kids wouldn't understand

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Well I hope you're happy because Mythical Pokemon are pretty much dead now.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You also can't use them in the battle towers/frontiers either for no real reason.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >for no real reason.
        Because they make it too easy.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Garchomp and Metagross have the same base stats and are better than each of them and those are allowed.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          but the enemy being able to always hit one hit KO moves is totally fine right?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Back in MY day we called them Event Legendaries. Mythical gives them undeserved prestige.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why do people wanna fuck this thing? It’s a child

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    a wishing star and probably some yokai you've never heard of. Now the real question is why it wasn't retconned into being steel/fairy since that's more appropriate for its power set?

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer Manaphy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That’s a newborn

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        no youre thinking of phione

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I still don't get that concept behind this. You breed a Manphy with a ditto because it is genderless and it creates a distinct, weird Pokemon that's shittier than him in every way and has no ingame lore explanation for why.

          All you know is that it likes warm water rather than cold and drifts instead of swims.

          Is there some japanese legend or biological factoid I'm missing here?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I don't even get how you're supposed to know you can breed Manaphy at all. I feel like someone only would've figured it out by accident.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >You breed a Manphy with a ditto because it is genderless and it creates a distinct, weird Pokemon that's shittier than him in every way and has no ingame lore explanation for why.
            It's because of Clione (Sea Angel, the species Manaphy and Phione are based on) biology. The Sea Angel actually produces a completely different subspecies depending on the water climate. This is portrayed through Phione because Manaphy and Phione were very obviously born in different climates and environments, so evolution dictates that Manaphy's offspring should be more suited for where it's being birthed.
            Also, sea angels are hermaphrodites, hence why Manaphy (and subsequently Phione) are "Gender Unknown".

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        out of ten

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't, my least favorite of the small mythicals. fucking ugly looking fucker

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      People bitch about Pikaclones but the Mew clones are obviously some of the most forgettable.
      At least they stopped with Mewtwo clones after Deoxys, but that's because of Lucario.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >stopped with Mewtwo clones after Deoxys
        Actually

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          He has the lab made feel and "da ultimate" shit going for him but he's more of a recycling of the original Omega concept rather than a super powered ayy clone that Mewtwo was

          I don't know, I agree but also I feel wrong in doing so, it's not the same as Deoxys coming out being this Perfect Cell to Mewtwo's Frieza.

          Darkrai is just as edgy as Mewtwo

          Dark Rai is a pretty original legendary. He doesn't capitalize on the same concept as mew two and deoxys. He's edgy, but he's not "Da Ultimate" super dbz space god psychic type. He's more of a weird Freddy Kruger ghost thing.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Darkrai is just as edgy as Mewtwo

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      For me, its Shaymin

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        hi bea

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Meloetta for me.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >ywn feed her vanilla icing while her stomach growls from hunger

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Manaphy is based for being the only Mythical that's actually reasonable to obtain in the original games. I rocked that fucker day one in Diamond back in the day and it was awesome.

      I don't even get how you're supposed to know you can breed Manaphy at all. I feel like someone only would've figured it out by accident.

      The fact that Manaphy hatches from an egg in the first place is probably enough to get some kids thinking about trying to breed it for more Manaphy eggs.

      Or I would say that, but given how you get a Manaphy in the first place you're incredibly unlikely to get one without also already knowing how to get Phione.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      GIVE INTO YOUR DARK DESIRES ANON

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        no

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yumejo

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      holy shit, fuck off yume stalker

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get this trend of posting twitter compilations of random Japanese fujos/yumes.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Fuck, I thought I was the only one that really liked Bergamot. Fucking Yugioh with its sexy monsergirls.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A wishing star with strips of tanzaku paper
    Jirachi was regularly distributed during Tanabata in Japan

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't trust any of you with a Jirachi

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What if I wish that you would trust me with Jirachi?

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I like Jirachi because they remind me of my fictional wife

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    wait, this thread isnt cute

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what are you talking about, it's got Jirachi

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Would it be ethical to rape Jirachi?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you could always make one of your wishes be for jirachi to have sex with you

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        but that wouldn't be rape

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          well even if jirachi doesn't want to have sex with you the wish has to be fulfilled

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Damn I wanted to rape it but now I feel bad.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why is that everyone sexualizes these obvious animals but there is hardly any jynx porn?
    das raycist

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Jirachi is an animal?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i have no idea what that riceball shaped onahole is

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Stop calling it an onahole.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    extremely fuckable

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A shooting star, the kind you make wishes to when you see one.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      cute ribbon

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's a star with Tanabata wishes on its points.
    The real question about Jirachi is why they gave it a stomach eye.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Devs were playing too much Kirby.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Tanabata

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Anthro Jirachi
    y/n?

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    well it's no onion fairy

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Jirachi > Celebi > Marshadow > Victini > Shaymin > Mew > Hoopa >>>>>> Manaphy

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Up until like Gen 6 I would just churn out dozens of legit Jirachis on /vp/ to fill up my LiveDex with harder to get Legendaries and Mythics. It was a pain the ass to bring them up to Gen 5/6 though.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >forgot pic
      I am the retard-chan.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I had a chance to buy one of these for like 100$ at some point a couple years ago, which would have been a good deal compared to ebay prices. Passed it up because it'd be stupid to spend that much for a jirachi dispenser when you can just load the .iso on a Wii and do it that way for free instead. It'd still be cool to have though.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >100$

          When was this? I got mine in like 2008 for about $25 on Amazon.

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >.gif

      I don't trust you anon, a spider is going to dash out isnt it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nope read to the end though.

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I very much like small compact creatures like Jirachi.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I read that as sex impact creatures

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Fun size creatures are the best.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Big things come in small packages after all

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Whatever it is, I wanna see it obese.

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My onahole

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Poke Jirachi's eye

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you're all sick. i wish everyone in this thread gets ten kidney stones

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      🙁

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She can be my kidney stones
      https://files.catbox.moe/cecfs9.jpg

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >She

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        tiny fuckin thing

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        what'll happen if you impregnate it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >She can be my kidney stones
        This implies cock vore

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Jirachi looks cute in pull-ups

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Miku's companion.

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