>Jirachi appears to be based on the concept of "wishing upon a star" - the practice of making a wish while observing meteors in the night sky. Its pointed head is shaped like a literal star, and its Steel-type may be a reference to iron meteorites. The tags of paper on its head resemble 短冊 tanzaku, strips of paper on which wishes are written during the Japanese festival たなばた Tanabata, also known as the Star Festival. The fact that it is awake for only 7 days may be a reference to how the festival always takes place on the 7th day of the 7th lunar month. Its thousand-year sleep followed by a short period of consciousness may be a reference to comets, most of which are visible from Earth only once in a lifetime, and the two long streamers attached to its body resemble a comet tail.
>FR/LG would check to see if Pokémon like Mew and Deoxys were obtained legitimately >If not they'll never obey you
What the fuck was the point of that? Sorry my parents didn't feel like driving half way across the country for a fucking video game Nintendo would be replacing in a few years.
All the games does is check the pokemon's encounter data to see if the pokemon was obtained from a legitimate location. Birth Island for Deoxys, Faraway Island for Mew, and in either case Fateful Encounter works also. It'll trip up any "all pokemon are Mew" codes but it does nothing to stop you from getting them semi-legit (the best kind of legit) by just hacking in the event items to go and reach them normally otherwise. Modern save editing and injection can handle all that bullshit no problem, and its trivial for romhacks to just disable the disobedience code in the rom itself.
But yeah never forget Nintendo always hated their fans.
It wasn't an issue of us being willing to wait, it's that our parents wouldn't take us to toys r us or wherever the fuck so we could get a special secret pokeman.
>wait in line behind a fat kid that smelled like he shit his pants for a Mew
God I fucking wish, but for one that assumes there are even events in your area, and two that assumes they'll even actually distribute event items that are already programmed into the game in the first place. Only Action Replay chads could ever experience faraway island or the hall of origin.
a wishing star and probably some yokai you've never heard of. Now the real question is why it wasn't retconned into being steel/fairy since that's more appropriate for its power set?
I still don't get that concept behind this. You breed a Manphy with a ditto because it is genderless and it creates a distinct, weird Pokemon that's shittier than him in every way and has no ingame lore explanation for why.
All you know is that it likes warm water rather than cold and drifts instead of swims.
Is there some japanese legend or biological factoid I'm missing here?
>You breed a Manphy with a ditto because it is genderless and it creates a distinct, weird Pokemon that's shittier than him in every way and has no ingame lore explanation for why.
It's because of Clione (Sea Angel, the species Manaphy and Phione are based on) biology. The Sea Angel actually produces a completely different subspecies depending on the water climate. This is portrayed through Phione because Manaphy and Phione were very obviously born in different climates and environments, so evolution dictates that Manaphy's offspring should be more suited for where it's being birthed.
Also, sea angels are hermaphrodites, hence why Manaphy (and subsequently Phione) are "Gender Unknown".
People bitch about Pikaclones but the Mew clones are obviously some of the most forgettable.
At least they stopped with Mewtwo clones after Deoxys, but that's because of Lucario.
He has the lab made feel and "da ultimate" shit going for him but he's more of a recycling of the original Omega concept rather than a super powered ayy clone that Mewtwo was
I don't know, I agree but also I feel wrong in doing so, it's not the same as Deoxys coming out being this Perfect Cell to Mewtwo's Frieza.
Darkrai is just as edgy as Mewtwo
Dark Rai is a pretty original legendary. He doesn't capitalize on the same concept as mew two and deoxys. He's edgy, but he's not "Da Ultimate" super dbz space god psychic type. He's more of a weird Freddy Kruger ghost thing.
Manaphy is based for being the only Mythical that's actually reasonable to obtain in the original games. I rocked that fucker day one in Diamond back in the day and it was awesome.
I don't even get how you're supposed to know you can breed Manaphy at all. I feel like someone only would've figured it out by accident.
The fact that Manaphy hatches from an egg in the first place is probably enough to get some kids thinking about trying to breed it for more Manaphy eggs.
Or I would say that, but given how you get a Manaphy in the first place you're incredibly unlikely to get one without also already knowing how to get Phione.
Up until like Gen 6 I would just churn out dozens of legit Jirachis on /vp/ to fill up my LiveDex with harder to get Legendaries and Mythics. It was a pain the ass to bring them up to Gen 5/6 though.
I had a chance to buy one of these for like 100$ at some point a couple years ago, which would have been a good deal compared to ebay prices. Passed it up because it'd be stupid to spend that much for a jirachi dispenser when you can just load the .iso on a Wii and do it that way for free instead. It'd still be cool to have though.
A falling star
Onahole
SPBP
samefag
Go back, newfriend.
SPBP
Like clockwork
SPBP
you took it out of my mouth
xir dick?
spbp
you think these Pokemon can fart?
just asking.
I like to imagine. And they're cute, too.
SPBP, but how are you supposed to fuck something made of steel?
With my dick harder than steel
Just ask my ex wife she was a real battleaxe
Just like how Ponyta's mane doesn't burn people it respects, Jirachi's iron-clad cheeks will only spread for trainers it loves.
With a lot of WD40.
I'VE GOT BALLS OF STEEL
Spbp, I've unironically fapped to it more than a significant amount of other Pokemon.
>open thread
>see this
"Beat me to it"
(closes thread)
Wish granting charm fairy thing.
But it's not Fairy type
It probably should be, anything that's small bipedal and can fly is fairy material unless it looks evil, and even then I'd call it dark fairy.
Fairy didn't exist in the gen it was added, and it already had two types so they couldn't just slap it on like they did with other mons.
A lot of normal types were just straight up changed to fairy, not just having fairy added.
Psychic being removed wouldn't change much.
You fucking furries should have a nice day. You made this thread to masturbate to Pokemon and we all know it. Fuck right off.
>Projecting
There is nothing even remotely sexual about that thing.
>Jirachi appears to be based on the concept of "wishing upon a star" - the practice of making a wish while observing meteors in the night sky. Its pointed head is shaped like a literal star, and its Steel-type may be a reference to iron meteorites. The tags of paper on its head resemble 短冊 tanzaku, strips of paper on which wishes are written during the Japanese festival たなばた Tanabata, also known as the Star Festival. The fact that it is awake for only 7 days may be a reference to how the festival always takes place on the 7th day of the 7th lunar month. Its thousand-year sleep followed by a short period of consciousness may be a reference to comets, most of which are visible from Earth only once in a lifetime, and the two long streamers attached to its body resemble a comet tail.
>Its pointed head is shaped like a literal star
Like the symbolic star. Literal stars are spherical.
how do you know? you've never seen one
why would they make it so you can't look at the sun if they didn't have something to hide
>he listened to the people who told you to not look at the sun
That's why you don't know.
That's a Pokémon.
its suppose to be a jirachi
A genie that has those weird wishing papers japs use in shrines.
she cute
kys tranimai homosexual
FUCKING BURN YOU BAN EVADING TRANNY
he's done for now.
I want to undress this pokemon
That's horrible.
undress does not necessarily mean nude
panties are hotter anyway
legendaries and mythicals are genderless
but still have a vagina
curious
What a happy looking pokemon
Okay what 3 wishes would you give jirachi.
Marriage with Jirachi
Sex with Jirachi
Kids with Jirachi
Would Jirachi be soft or hard like metal?
The latter
Jirachi is Steel/Psychic, so probably the yellow is a hard armor and the white body is soft.
It’d feel like a lizard
why
used to use a trickscarf jirachi as my lead poke on smogon battle. Those were the days
Mythical Pokemon pissed me off so much as a kid
>dude here's this pokemon you'll never be able to get unless you go to some real life event that your parents won't take you to
Luckily we had action replay to fix Shittendo's mistakes
>FR/LG would check to see if Pokémon like Mew and Deoxys were obtained legitimately
>If not they'll never obey you
What the fuck was the point of that? Sorry my parents didn't feel like driving half way across the country for a fucking video game Nintendo would be replacing in a few years.
All the games does is check the pokemon's encounter data to see if the pokemon was obtained from a legitimate location. Birth Island for Deoxys, Faraway Island for Mew, and in either case Fateful Encounter works also. It'll trip up any "all pokemon are Mew" codes but it does nothing to stop you from getting them semi-legit (the best kind of legit) by just hacking in the event items to go and reach them normally otherwise. Modern save editing and injection can handle all that bullshit no problem, and its trivial for romhacks to just disable the disobedience code in the rom itself.
But yeah never forget Nintendo always hated their fans.
this doesn't happen you're retarded or lying
Skill issue. If I could wait in line behind a fat kid that smelled like he shit his pants for a Mew then you could too
It wasn't an issue of us being willing to wait, it's that our parents wouldn't take us to toys r us or wherever the fuck so we could get a special secret pokeman.
>wait in line behind a fat kid that smelled like he shit his pants for a Mew
God I fucking wish, but for one that assumes there are even events in your area, and two that assumes they'll even actually distribute event items that are already programmed into the game in the first place. Only Action Replay chads could ever experience faraway island or the hall of origin.
why would you want that? legendary pokemon that are obtainable through regular gameplay have higher stats anyway.
catching 'em all, you kids wouldn't understand
Well I hope you're happy because Mythical Pokemon are pretty much dead now.
You also can't use them in the battle towers/frontiers either for no real reason.
>for no real reason.
Because they make it too easy.
Garchomp and Metagross have the same base stats and are better than each of them and those are allowed.
but the enemy being able to always hit one hit KO moves is totally fine right?
Back in MY day we called them Event Legendaries. Mythical gives them undeserved prestige.
Why do people wanna fuck this thing? It’s a child
a wishing star and probably some yokai you've never heard of. Now the real question is why it wasn't retconned into being steel/fairy since that's more appropriate for its power set?
I prefer Manaphy
That’s a newborn
no youre thinking of phione
I still don't get that concept behind this. You breed a Manphy with a ditto because it is genderless and it creates a distinct, weird Pokemon that's shittier than him in every way and has no ingame lore explanation for why.
All you know is that it likes warm water rather than cold and drifts instead of swims.
Is there some japanese legend or biological factoid I'm missing here?
I don't even get how you're supposed to know you can breed Manaphy at all. I feel like someone only would've figured it out by accident.
>You breed a Manphy with a ditto because it is genderless and it creates a distinct, weird Pokemon that's shittier than him in every way and has no ingame lore explanation for why.
It's because of Clione (Sea Angel, the species Manaphy and Phione are based on) biology. The Sea Angel actually produces a completely different subspecies depending on the water climate. This is portrayed through Phione because Manaphy and Phione were very obviously born in different climates and environments, so evolution dictates that Manaphy's offspring should be more suited for where it's being birthed.
Also, sea angels are hermaphrodites, hence why Manaphy (and subsequently Phione) are "Gender Unknown".
out of ten
I don't, my least favorite of the small mythicals. fucking ugly looking fucker
People bitch about Pikaclones but the Mew clones are obviously some of the most forgettable.
At least they stopped with Mewtwo clones after Deoxys, but that's because of Lucario.
>stopped with Mewtwo clones after Deoxys
Actually
He has the lab made feel and "da ultimate" shit going for him but he's more of a recycling of the original Omega concept rather than a super powered ayy clone that Mewtwo was
I don't know, I agree but also I feel wrong in doing so, it's not the same as Deoxys coming out being this Perfect Cell to Mewtwo's Frieza.
Dark Rai is a pretty original legendary. He doesn't capitalize on the same concept as mew two and deoxys. He's edgy, but he's not "Da Ultimate" super dbz space god psychic type. He's more of a weird Freddy Kruger ghost thing.
Darkrai is just as edgy as Mewtwo
For me, its Shaymin
hi bea
Meloetta for me.
>ywn feed her vanilla icing while her stomach growls from hunger
Manaphy is based for being the only Mythical that's actually reasonable to obtain in the original games. I rocked that fucker day one in Diamond back in the day and it was awesome.
The fact that Manaphy hatches from an egg in the first place is probably enough to get some kids thinking about trying to breed it for more Manaphy eggs.
Or I would say that, but given how you get a Manaphy in the first place you're incredibly unlikely to get one without also already knowing how to get Phione.
GIVE INTO YOUR DARK DESIRES ANON
no
Yumejo
holy shit, fuck off yume stalker
I don't get this trend of posting twitter compilations of random Japanese fujos/yumes.
Fuck, I thought I was the only one that really liked Bergamot. Fucking Yugioh with its sexy monsergirls.
A wishing star with strips of tanzaku paper
Jirachi was regularly distributed during Tanabata in Japan
I don't trust any of you with a Jirachi
What if I wish that you would trust me with Jirachi?
I like Jirachi because they remind me of my fictional wife
wait, this thread isnt cute
what are you talking about, it's got Jirachi
Would it be ethical to rape Jirachi?
you could always make one of your wishes be for jirachi to have sex with you
but that wouldn't be rape
well even if jirachi doesn't want to have sex with you the wish has to be fulfilled
Damn I wanted to rape it but now I feel bad.
why is that everyone sexualizes these obvious animals but there is hardly any jynx porn?
das raycist
Jirachi is an animal?
i have no idea what that riceball shaped onahole is
Stop calling it an onahole.
extremely fuckable
A shooting star, the kind you make wishes to when you see one.
cute ribbon
It's a star with Tanabata wishes on its points.
The real question about Jirachi is why they gave it a stomach eye.
Devs were playing too much Kirby.
Tanabata
Anthro Jirachi
y/n?
well it's no onion fairy
Jirachi > Celebi > Marshadow > Victini > Shaymin > Mew > Hoopa >>>>>> Manaphy
Up until like Gen 6 I would just churn out dozens of legit Jirachis on /vp/ to fill up my LiveDex with harder to get Legendaries and Mythics. It was a pain the ass to bring them up to Gen 5/6 though.
>forgot pic
I am the retard-chan.
I had a chance to buy one of these for like 100$ at some point a couple years ago, which would have been a good deal compared to ebay prices. Passed it up because it'd be stupid to spend that much for a jirachi dispenser when you can just load the .iso on a Wii and do it that way for free instead. It'd still be cool to have though.
>100$
When was this? I got mine in like 2008 for about $25 on Amazon.
>.gif
I don't trust you anon, a spider is going to dash out isnt it
Nope read to the end though.
I very much like small compact creatures like Jirachi.
I read that as sex impact creatures
Fun size creatures are the best.
Big things come in small packages after all
Whatever it is, I wanna see it obese.
My onahole
>
Poke Jirachi's eye
you're all sick. i wish everyone in this thread gets ten kidney stones
🙁
She can be my kidney stones
https://files.catbox.moe/cecfs9.jpg
>She
tiny fuckin thing
what'll happen if you impregnate it
>She can be my kidney stones
This implies cock vore
Jirachi looks cute in pull-ups
Miku's companion.