This.
most of the guys are, despite looking like fruity fucks, pretty sterotypical of "attractive".
All the women are like lard-ass obesity. so much for diversity.
Abandoned and imprisoned inside the valiDATE team's office complex, forced to slave without pay on their insufferably woke game, one lonely 4chan schizophrenic has to ensure his message will reach the outside world. But HOW? How can he come up with a dog whistle so subtle it will pass by the team unnoticed, yet so obvious it will be immediately apparent to anyone with the slightest knowledge of board culture?
His moment comes when the design lead calls him into xir office. "We're thinking of adding a European character - but only one, and a gay male. Have the design brief on my desk by morning, cis scum."
His fingers tremble on the Wacom stylus. K E A T O N, he writes. I T A L I A N.
The perfect message-in-a-bottle. Now all he has to do is sit still and wait. The meaning will be clear to all who view the art - the token WHITE ITALIAN, hahaha! - and soon the cavalry will burst in and cut through into the basement of the in-office pizza joint where he's hidden.
>we put this white women out because we know that is what people want >but it is not our fault that people look at her!
I don't give a shit about this diversity crusade but this hypocrisy is hilarious
>>She looks like she was designed by Incase
Maybe if Incase had Parkinson's or was intentionally trying to draw someone ugly. Would fix his sameface problem but it wouldn't be an improvement
>ugh yes okay we heavily advertised the white woman coombait. there was no artistic intent, the only purpose was to sell more units >also please pick the morons. they're absolutely organic and sincere, money was the last thing on my mind when i designed them
lol
I love when these special snowflakes get BTFO by their own attempts are contrarianism (Making the white guy the only one who isn't pig disgusting). You want an attractive POC? Do what Dwayne McDuffie did and actually make one .
>make game specifically for the mystery meat goblina demographic >Your limited audience gravitates to the one normal looking white guy
What? next you're gonna tell me that people with vitiligo don't want their custom avatars to have the same affliction as them.
>the Ghana guy has one of the lightest skins despite probably being the one that should have the darkest
retard devs don't even know the most basic things about the cultures they claim to care so much about lol
>most popular choice >mfw
How much do you think the devs of this are seething that even within the extremely narrow band of people willing to play this shit that the most popular choice is the lightest skinned person there
a good bit
you can find tweets of them seething over it and tweets from the tiny handful of people who are fans of it complaining at him for deciding to even add the characters to begin with
>mention specific nations because oh our small tiny south american country is so different from our others >others just get "white" and "black"
what a racist image
They are not actually apologizing, they are just making a snarky response to make their few followers go "YASSSS QUEEN SLAY!!!!" and for the game to get some publicity with their message being shared by people who "Just look at these fucking idiots."
dey white italians stole da history of da romanz from da TRU peepo, da Blacks. When dey say Romulouz and Reemuz wuz brothas, they meant they wuz BROTHAS as in dey wuz Black men.
dey white italians stole da history of da romanz from da TRU peepo, da Blacks. When dey say Romulouz and Reemuz wuz brothas, they meant they wuz BROTHAS as in dey wuz Black men.
You joke, but they unironically believe that everyone on the planet was originally black.
The homo sapiens species is believed to have originated in Africa and then spread to other continents, eventually taking over other hominids. It is unclear whether interspecific reproduction was possible and if modern humans have any ancestry that's not exclusively from sapiens.
So, in a sense, all people descend from African homo sapiens, which I doubt had the same physiognomy as modern day Africans but whatever.
On an unrelated note, these California upper class morons forget that most Africans don't have a vendetta against the European man and least of all want any part in sexual progressivism. Your average African probably hates fags much more than you or me
Heeeeeeeyyyy... why can't I say the very same thing or have the same opinion/option of not including morons when I went to tell them that they are not included in my games or European-inspired settings?
source of this image? i dont see it on their site, twitter, or tumblr. did they actually make it or is this just something someone here made as a fake punching bag so people hate them even more? don't get me wrong, i want it to be real so there's more reason to hate these fags, but i want to see it from them rather than where the filename suggests the source is.
You know what, my feelings are not hurt, I am 100% fine with this, their game, their rules. However the next time the next big japanese loosely-european-inspired high fantasy RPG has 0 morons, I don't want any complaints.
I don't see any israelis in the roster so that's fair game in my book
You know, it's funny. I can find plenty of replies to this tweet by searching the website formerly known as twitter for "@ValiDateGame white people," but I can't find the original tweet itself. I guess that means the devs are both racists and cowards!
>"The only date they need is with the field. Isabelle, Yolanda, Bigs, Anoki, and Catherine as my offensive line and we'd win at least half of our Superbowl games. They may be women, but I'll be damned if they aren't wider than the fridges they stock and clean. I'd rename the New Vegas Raiders to the Dish Cleaning Crusaders if it meant we'd get a recruiting lineup like them!"
>fat black guy from America >called Bigs >wears a necklace with a big B
I like how they always go so far left with so little self-awareness that they end up circling back around into being incredibly racist.
why is one labelled "african-american" and other "black"?
why is the French-Korean chick named "Yolanda"? That's Spanish, I think the French equivalent would be "Yolande"
Kind of off topic but you guys remember when Dingdong from Oneyplays made some minor criticism about Dream Daddy and the Game Grumps onions teens mega doxed him for it?
>you guys remember when Dingdong from Oneyplays made some minor criticism about Dream Daddy and the Game Grumps onions teens mega doxed him for it?
lol imagine having + understanding this garbage in your brain thinking that it made you the rational one
Double checking and it looks like the color arrangement is wrong so that's weird. It should be red, yellow, and then green.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
It's just a kite, it's not a flag, the artist possibly picked those colors to contrast with the sky, I doubt it has any significance. The shirt is from Vitoria FC, from Brazil.
I am br and i knew a guy who had this exact mustache. Dude is the owner of a scrapyard who takes stolen stuff and has 7 kids with 5 different mothers. He was actually a realy nice guy too.
these look like the kind of black people who complain about inequality even though they have rich parents and only hang around hood bros when absolutely necessary
>Make an italian character in your dating sim who is the lightest skin person there >try to sabotage his popularity by actively giving him unfavorable traits >STILL THE MOST POPULAR CHARACTER BY FAR >spend your time absolutely malding and pissing and shitting your pants over your own character being liked even within your tiny community of people who are willing to play a game called "ValiDate" because he wasn't supposed to be the one people liked
I literally don't have a a reaction image capable of displaying the fullness of my smug, the extent to my laughter of this. It is comedy on a cosmic level, such that it is too immaculate to be satire. It is the greatest joke ever told.
im pretty sure the person who made this game never played a vn before, people dont actually care what bad traits someone has when all they want to do is fuck it
Its honestly funny as hell how a dogshit character is the most popular just because he's the diverse one
If everyone is brown, then the minority is white. Who woulda guess?
That's what they will never understand. They've made a fetish out of the minority. Out of the unique stand out. So when the unique stand-out is white, then the white becomes the object of desire.
When whites become 10% of the population, the rest of the non-whites will start imitating them to stand out. Same as when it's the other way around.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>When whites become 10% of the population
On a worldwide scale we're already there buddy, hence why all these morons and chinks want to invade white spaces and our leaders do nothing.
>be Italian >be too white for special privileges or passes like Spainards or Hispanics >be too ethnic for 4chan and 4chinz >be too white for whatever this garbage dating sim is
At least I tan very well and pale in the winter
>your spaghetti is just regular pasta with mountains of cheese poured on top >your pizza is just crust with blocks of cheese melted on top, fucking dominos has better quality >your canolis taste inferior to those we have in Boston >the last Italian I met was getting arrested for a DUI in broad daylight and threw his bottle at the nearby playground where the youths were playing
I don't know, between your people and the snow mexicans needing to go, I'm certainly inclined to give you the boot
Your food is inferior to ours but you would do well kicking italians (and every other tourist+immigrants) who can't behave . With that said I wouldn't consider people born abroad as truly italian so whatever garbage labeled italian you had there, it's not our fault
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
your "food" is pretty much all stolen from muttmerica, italians are more retarded than morons
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Anon please put some effort into whatever you are doing
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>the retarded italian thinks reality is bait
this is why your empire fell, you multicultural moronbrained rape child
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>here's a gif of a black dick, that means I win
Most American post I've ever seen
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>focuses on the dick being black instead of the humor behind it
obsessed with bbc shitalian, what a surprise
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
That's what constitutes as "humor" in your world? Jesus christ, get a personality.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Create a "national dish" that wasn't made elsewhere, thieving shitalian moron
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>The muttmerican calling other thieving morons
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>no you see, I like black cocks ironically! it's all a joke, guys!!
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>literal moron gif
You were saying?
90% of your food is just crackers and pasta. The 0.01% of your chefs that are world renown don't make up for the fact that you're just skinny, shit-skinned Americans who can't afford air-conditioning.
>The 0.01% of your chefs that are world renown
Our food is so good that is universally appreciate by everyone. It doesn't need fancy names or to cost thousand of dollars. It's just peak form, cultural heritage, perfection >you're just skinny
Coming from a burger, it's a compliment >shit-skinned
Mediterranean are the superior genes >can't afford air-conditioning
Got 4 ACs in my home alone. You should try leaving your country form time to time
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>literal moron
it's just an italian, anon
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Show hand
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
90% of your food is just crackers and pasta. The 0.01% of your chefs that are world renown don't make up for the fact that you're just skinny, shit-skinned Americans who can't afford air-conditioning.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Have nothing to do with these two goofy goobers going on their tirade. American cuisine is simply better than traditional Italian ones and were you to taste the land of the free's dishes, you'd burn the closest flag of yours for the garbage they've served you. Regarding the DUI driver, he was painfully an Italian since he had a pagani likely shipped over seas so he could drive it here in the states
>talking about the muttified version
kek
If I wanted to eat cheese, more cheese, and only cheese then perhaps Italian dishes would be superior. Even that is debatable though since we got Wisconsin cheese curds which absolutely blow most of your "generational" cheese out of the water. Stick to novelty dishes and tourist treats
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>American cuisine is simply better than traditional Italian ones and were you to taste the land of the free's dishes
I won't judge you if you prefer eating inferior versions of italian dishes, the rest of the world clearly doesn't agree with your "taste"
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
The rest of the world can barely manage shitting in a toilet.
Why are we worried about their opinion, again?
The kind of person that will try to come off as normal, until you become comfortable around them, then they never shut the fuck up about how much they hate white people.
They are followers and non-thinkers. Safe edgy is a socially acceptable form of expressing racism (people are racist, get over it). The vapenation guy for example, as a garden gnome he probably hates nigs and asians as much as American whites. Even if he can't express these feelings of hatred towards these 3 groups, it'll still manifest as hatred against the socially acceptable targets.
leftists who used to watch shit like ben shapiro back in 2016 and still try to be "edgy" by saying "fuck the fr*nch" instead of "fuck morons/garden gnomes"
this is so fucking funny when you consider that italians have historically faced a lot of prejudice on account of not being "real white" like other europeans. like these devs actually come off as 1920s style racist here, even though they probably thought they were just "punching up" towards white people themselves
Does anybody even know what the head dev/artist/hambeast in question even looks like?
My money is on a half-white mystery meat mutt with tons of acne and acne-scarring.
>dani does fuck all except whine loudly about whites while percy says nothing >percy collects a paycheck when not being abused by Dani >kevin slaps a keyboard inbetween getting his cheeks clapped >alexis does extreme amounts of ambien when she's not in the back room cutting herself superficially >Lisa was supposed to be working at google to steal data for the CCP, but flunked out in favor of Pramajara Ranapapootjeet
Do not doubt me, I happen to be a scholar on this subject.
>tries to appeal to people outside of the intended audience >throws a shit fit when it blows up in their face
i would like to say that maybe the learned a lesson that trying to appeal to a wide group of people isn't always the greatest thing but who the fuck am i kidding these people never learn
>not a single woman is thin >Bigs is literally a big american Black, complete with the eternal Black rapper chain >Yolanda is half Korean yet full Black >Random Italian dude at the end without an Italian name
I hate the whole thing for obvious reasons but at the same time it's fucking hilarious
Didn't the Italian guy turn out to be the most popular character in the game and the devs got all pissy about it? I vaguely remember reading something like that, anyway.
Yep, what makes it weird to me is that I believe Dani claimed to be bisexual. But maybe she has a fetish for white people which is why those are the only attractive ones.
Considering the age of this game, the generation depicted should be Zoomers.
But yes. Millennials are eternal children. Just like Gen X were eternal teenagers, and Boomers are eternal 20-somethings.
I don't know. Zoomers break the mould because they were raised entirely by a new broadcast medium. Just like the boomers were the first generation raised by television, Zoomers were the first to be raised by the internet from cradle to graduation.
I think they'll be like nu-boomers, just without the wealth.
Millennials are indoctrinated children born to be submissive.
Zoomers are the edgy and trendy kids born to be rebellious. (Most often than not at least)
I see more anti trans/morons/status quo being in their early to mid 20s.
Its actually an HIV dating mystery game. You gotta find out who is patient zero.
Also this game screams Moorish pride, you know the kind "we wuz Asians, and Native American first".
>"we don't want black people in our games" >*black people make their own games* >"WTF RACIST!!!1!!1!1!!!"
what the actual fuck are you retards even mad about lmao
Being a black person and having to listen to people who look like you imply that you're not truly, really black if you don't want to buy their queer dating sim has got to be pretty annoying.
I read through some of this woman's replies to people on her twitter and wasn't surprised by how much of an asshole and a hall monitor she is to other people.
>Make a game about black fags >Shit all over white people who don't even give a fuck about you making a dating sim not for them. >Turns out your target audience of black people, but only the ones that like being fags and trannies, are virtually nonexistent. >Add "white" characters to target a larger audience. >It works. >But the new audience only gives a fuck about the "white" characters. >Try and make then appear as disgusting as possible to be off putting. >Still the most popular. >Seethe at your audience because they don't want to play as a ugly, fat, chud.
I'm fully expecting them to go full meltdown anf try to delete the Italians in a patch.
gay morons?
So, my favorite is Bigs, it is an American stallion.
>yes italians are white
no
Fat gay morons
From outer space
No that's starfield
beat me to it!!
why are they all the women ugly and fat?
This.
most of the guys are, despite looking like fruity fucks, pretty sterotypical of "attractive".
All the women are like lard-ass obesity. so much for diversity.
That twunkslut Rocky seemed like a natural, until a wild emo challenger (on right) appeared.
From outer space:
and Keaton
Giggers
Why did they draw the only white guy the most attractive
And yes italians are white
Apparently Arihi is also white.
The funny thing is that the artist/devs lost their shit when Keaton kept winning favorite character polls.
Their inclusion in this game makes it clear they're not.
Malik, the only normal looking one
So I guess the devs made him secretly a psychopath or something right
This artstyle feels like a parody of itself at this point. People aren't still drawing this unironically right? tumblr died like what 6 or 7 years ago
yeah, looks tryhard
the only thing missing is the red nose
Whichever one has the fattest hog
Abandoned and imprisoned inside the valiDATE team's office complex, forced to slave without pay on their insufferably woke game, one lonely 4chan schizophrenic has to ensure his message will reach the outside world. But HOW? How can he come up with a dog whistle so subtle it will pass by the team unnoticed, yet so obvious it will be immediately apparent to anyone with the slightest knowledge of board culture?
His moment comes when the design lead calls him into xir office. "We're thinking of adding a European character - but only one, and a gay male. Have the design brief on my desk by morning, cis scum."
His fingers tremble on the Wacom stylus. K E A T O N, he writes. I T A L I A N.
The perfect message-in-a-bottle. Now all he has to do is sit still and wait. The meaning will be clear to all who view the art - the token WHITE ITALIAN, hahaha! - and soon the cavalry will burst in and cut through into the basement of the in-office pizza joint where he's hidden.
>italian
>white
WHAT A UNIT
You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like
>i-i'm just bulking bro!
have a (You)
Not bad, anon. There is still hope
Why is Biggs "African-American" , but Rocky is just simply "black"?
>Devs seethe on twitter when nobody likes their abominations and just goes for Keaton
L O L
O
L
still makes me laugh
It's funnier when you know they added the shower thing to try make him repulsive too.
>Future nepotism hire
>Showers twice a month
>Wealth is a choice
Damn you can almost taste the seeth.
lol
>we put this white women out because we know that is what people want
>but it is not our fault that people look at her!
I don't give a shit about this diversity crusade but this hypocrisy is hilarious
>this is the hottest character in the game, intentionally designed as a marketing ploy to attract more players
Good Lord
Imagine being a gay guy and getting cucked by your mom lmao
Looks like an old crossdressor
She looks like she was designed by Incase
probably fucks her maid on the reg with her flabby milf cock
>>She looks like she was designed by Incase
Maybe if Incase had Parkinson's or was intentionally trying to draw someone ugly. Would fix his sameface problem but it wouldn't be an improvement
>probably fucks her maid on the reg with her flabby milf cock
Anon please she's already desirable and you keep making her even better.
HOLY SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
The most attractive character showcased.
>ugh yes okay we heavily advertised the white woman coombait. there was no artistic intent, the only purpose was to sell more units
>also please pick the morons. they're absolutely organic and sincere, money was the last thing on my mind when i designed them
lol
I love when these special snowflakes get BTFO by their own attempts are contrarianism (Making the white guy the only one who isn't pig disgusting). You want an attractive POC? Do what Dwayne McDuffie did and actually make one .
Fucking idiots man.
they should learn from larian
My dude is absolutely malding, even harder than the one Larian employee over the Baldur's Gate 3 average character.
>The disgusting slob "film major" aka alt neet whitey that showers twice a month is more likeable than all the moron characters
>make game specifically for the mystery meat goblina demographic
>Your limited audience gravitates to the one normal looking white guy
What? next you're gonna tell me that people with vitiligo don't want their custom avatars to have the same affliction as them.
from first appearances he looks like the least obnoxious person in a game full of them
>Ecuador / Lao
this seems straight out of some wheel spin program with one random latin and random SEA country.
They probably don't know where those countries are and think they sound exotic enough for their diversity roulette.
They probably chose the biggest shitholes on each continent.
Laos is poor but Cambodia is worse imo
t. SEAmonkey
Ecuador is close, maybe only behind Suriname.
smugly selfrighteous: mmmmmwhy yes, the only notable thing about these people IS their nationalities, is there a problem?
>the Ghana guy has one of the lightest skins despite probably being the one that should have the darkest
retard devs don't even know the most basic things about the cultures they claim to care so much about lol
all of them are based on american born mystery meat from upper class areas
Funny thing is that the lightskin is also attractive in a basic fujo way, so I'm surprised the dev wasn't bitching about colorism.
Where's the diversity?
>italian
CAN YOU NOT?? WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ON THE DIVERSITY CHARACTER SELECT
Why complain? He's the most popular choice.
>most popular choice
>mfw
How much do you think the devs of this are seething that even within the extremely narrow band of people willing to play this shit that the most popular choice is the lightest skinned person there
a good bit
you can find tweets of them seething over it and tweets from the tiny handful of people who are fans of it complaining at him for deciding to even add the characters to begin with
At least he's got Stay Olive written on his hoodie, so they're respecting your culture and skin color.
why do burgers have this weird notion italians are mudskins? motherfucker looks like disney's aladdin
Take a wild guess pastamoron
Are burgers so obsessed with morons they see them everywhere? Is that it?
uhhhhh
Samoan / White mutt crossbreed
Can you not read?
samoans arent morons
sure as hell aint white either moron
did i say they were you fucking retard?
but what's the point of living if you ain't white..
Is he the white guy they had to include as a stretchgoal?
Thank God, Mexico is not included here.
DLC coming soon
If anything like Catherine ever walked through the streets of the Dominican Republic she would be beaten up or lynched depending on the location.
how do you know?
Take a wild guess frog moron.
This, what a joke to my already fucked up people and country
lmao pastamorons absolutely fucking seething
Our only solace is that we'll outlive you all because that's just how powerful our food and climate are
>live longer in misery
that is the european dream yeah
why are there so many fat people but no scrawny, sickly looking people with bad posture
We are a minority within the minorities. You'll always be someone's else moron after all
>mention specific nations because oh our small tiny south american country is so different from our others
>others just get "white" and "black"
what a racist image
>keaton
>italian
The dev team seems very nice.
am I having a stroke
They're trying to be quirky while being passive aggressive.
Fucking disgusting, I hope they go bankrupt soon
signed t.nonwhite
When's the game coming out? Alienating your audience never went wrong.
Wait it did come out. Seems like a financial hit. Even Goodbye Volcano High has more reviews and that seems like the biggest financial bomb.
is this a shill thread seeking ironic purcheases? cause aside from this thread i NEVER heard from this game
Absolutely.
https://vginsights.com/game/1319850
>2820 units sold
WE'RE GOING TO THE FUCKING MOON
That's like ~$200.000 after Steam got their share
i think your math is off by a decimal point there
this is the type of userbase that would leave le whacky reviews immediately
>Jercy
Isn't it populated by Sopranos? "Italian" on the list doesn't look like he eats gabagool 3 times a day
>Jercy
JERSEY. JERSEY, IT'S FUCKING JERSEY CITY YOU ILLITERATE moronS. FUCK
Okay i hate to defend this chud ass game but i am pretty sure it is a made up city for the game that is actually called Jercy and not a typo
it's already out, and has a whopping 53 steam reviews
>hates whites
>uses everything whites have made to make money and live
Always fun to see
Imagine living in a world where racism is normalized against a specific group
Oh right
DAS RITE
As a White man, I am okay with my race being the one spared from being included in this shit gay game. No hard feelings from me
Imagine doing the same but change the whites to garden gnomes or blacks, it would cause hilarious outrage.
I don't see any israelis in the roster so that's fair game in my book
this convinces me this game is some kind of psyop
>less than 3k sales
>less than 60 reviews
who would they even have to apologize to?
They are not actually apologizing, they are just making a snarky response to make their few followers go "YASSSS QUEEN SLAY!!!!" and for the game to get some publicity with their message being shared by people who "Just look at these fucking idiots."
Great marketing decision to alienate a whole race.
>We want diversity
>Everyone is black except for the italian dude
Imagine being associated with chuds as a brownie
>lol
lmao
Whats the lead devs skin color
scaly
thank fuck I'm not represented in this turd colour game
Based validate! Vive la LGBTQ+!
Excuse me it's LGBTQI+ now
Italians are black now?
Italian representation in videogames. I hope california will deliver soon enough
dey white italians stole da history of da romanz from da TRU peepo, da Blacks. When dey say Romulouz and Reemuz wuz brothas, they meant they wuz BROTHAS as in dey wuz Black men.
You joke, but they unironically believe that everyone on the planet was originally black.
The homo sapiens species is believed to have originated in Africa and then spread to other continents, eventually taking over other hominids. It is unclear whether interspecific reproduction was possible and if modern humans have any ancestry that's not exclusively from sapiens.
So, in a sense, all people descend from African homo sapiens, which I doubt had the same physiognomy as modern day Africans but whatever.
On an unrelated note, these California upper class morons forget that most Africans don't have a vendetta against the European man and least of all want any part in sexual progressivism. Your average African probably hates fags much more than you or me
Heeeeeeeyyyy... why can't I say the very same thing or have the same opinion/option of not including morons when I went to tell them that they are not included in my games or European-inspired settings?
Because you're a conquered people.
shut the fuck up Anon, don't you even dare mod them out or my good female(male) friend will ban you from nexusmod
source of this image? i dont see it on their site, twitter, or tumblr. did they actually make it or is this just something someone here made as a fake punching bag so people hate them even more? don't get me wrong, i want it to be real so there's more reason to hate these fags, but i want to see it from them rather than where the filename suggests the source is.
You know what, my feelings are not hurt, I am 100% fine with this, their game, their rules. However the next time the next big japanese loosely-european-inspired high fantasy RPG has 0 morons, I don't want any complaints.
You know, it's funny. I can find plenty of replies to this tweet by searching the website formerly known as twitter for "@ValiDateGame white people," but I can't find the original tweet itself. I guess that means the devs are both racists and cowards!
>Cuban/Chilean
A weapon to surpass Mestizaje Maligno.
fucking gross
Is this trash called "morongay"?
No, but it should be.
Fat brown people really make it their mission to be as ugly fat and brown as possible don't they?
>all the girls are fat
>all the guys are handsome chads
god i hate women
>not even the fat ones have bigger tits than an A cup
>Keaton
>Italian
They go out of their way to be "inclusive" and "not racist", yet they are just fucking ignorant.
>Nig
you meant from vaDILATE?
>french korean
>the blackest one
i'll go with the latinx goblina
>"The only date they need is with the field. Isabelle, Yolanda, Bigs, Anoki, and Catherine as my offensive line and we'd win at least half of our Superbowl games. They may be women, but I'll be damned if they aren't wider than the fridges they stock and clean. I'd rename the New Vegas Raiders to the Dish Cleaning Crusaders if it meant we'd get a recruiting lineup like them!"
saved
All of these people should take a long walk off a short pier but I guess Emhari
I don't know what this is but judging from this picture... none of them.
Keaton is ok I guess.
>fat black guy from America
>called Bigs
>wears a necklace with a big B
I like how they always go so far left with so little self-awareness that they end up circling back around into being incredibly racist.
>White
Why do they always do this thing
>WHITE IS NOT A THING!
>btw the bad guy is white
Fuck off
>Keaton
>https://www.istat.it/en/analysis-and-products/interactive-contents/baby-names
>% of total males
>0.00
What made them pick that name? How ignorant can these people be? They could've just googled "Italian names".
Is this a troll?
Nah
french people are known to be black
Koreans are known to have a blacked fetish
It's just nature
why is one labelled "african-american" and other "black"?
why is the French-Korean chick named "Yolanda"? That's Spanish, I think the French equivalent would be "Yolande"
At this point these are just badges they wear just like their pronouns, they don't mean anything.
white and black aren't nationalities
Why would anyone roll to this? The only winning move is not rolling
Congrats on the stealth role and Alfonzo bro.
Looks like you already lost by rolling to it. Enjoy Alonzo, anon.
Fuck it, make me suffer.
Why are they so ugly?
Drawn by women
>this gem of a game can be yours for the low price of fifteen burger bucks
what's your excuse, Ganker?
it has mostly positive ratings btw
>what's your excuse
I have the lgbt tag blacklisted. So steam treats it like the game doesn't even exist (and that's a good thing).
for 15 bucks i can go buy tacos and talk about KoF from juan at the taco truck down the street
I hate figgeroons
no cute girls, I wouldn't care if she would be chocolate or asian
Isabelle
>qatari/south african
>italians aren't hwite
>trust me, i've been to paris or something
Gotta love fascists larping as whites
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Shitalians seething over muttchads
The average californian is whiter than you
Post hand
The super-simple reactionfaces was what the anime was missing.
What an fucking ugly looking game...I guess Ashlie?
Kind of off topic but you guys remember when Dingdong from Oneyplays made some minor criticism about Dream Daddy and the Game Grumps onions teens mega doxed him for it?
No, because I don't watch e-celeb gays
>you guys remember when Dingdong from Oneyplays made some minor criticism about Dream Daddy and the Game Grumps onions teens mega doxed him for it?
lol imagine having + understanding this garbage in your brain thinking that it made you the rational one
>everyone is drawn in that ugly tumblr "art" style
They all look like trannies, and at worst they are all irredeemably ugly.
Ashlie, Rocky, Yolanda, Emhari, and Keaton.
Rocky is straight up hot, isn't he?
Everyone else has something a bit off but not him.
He's part chinese apparently. That alone is enough to dissuade anyone sensible. But yes. He's pretty hot.
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>Turning the puerto rican fag into a badass luffy
You fucked up
This
Luffy is canonically brazilian
I thought that was Vegeta
>Bolivian flag
Oops
That's a kite
Double checking and it looks like the color arrangement is wrong so that's weird. It should be red, yellow, and then green.
It's just a kite, it's not a flag, the artist possibly picked those colors to contrast with the sky, I doubt it has any significance. The shirt is from Vitoria FC, from Brazil.
I am br and i knew a guy who had this exact mustache. Dude is the owner of a scrapyard who takes stolen stuff and has 7 kids with 5 different mothers. He was actually a realy nice guy too.
>a badass luffy
shut up one Hispanic shitskin, to any white-skinned individual seeing luffy triggers a pavlovian response of laughter
If thats really case then why are you seething?
Looks like the reality is quite the opposite.
>response of laughter
of camaraderie?
maining malik this bro got soul and passion in his eyes
Can anyone post Keaton's bio?
I remember it being the tamest edgy asshole ever, like perfect "i can fix him" bait
>Malik
LOW
Keaton and Malik are the only ones that resemble normal functioning human beings
these look like the kind of black people who complain about inequality even though they have rich parents and only hang around hood bros when absolutely necessary
chud bro b8 thread.
shouldnt the non-mixed character (pure ghanian, pure pakistani, pure italian and so) be considered problematic?
I want to FUCK the Italian twink
>not a single white person
uhh
>that random italian
lmao
He was meant to be a strawman joke apparently
Ended up being far more popular than every other character
>young, black, urban liberals as far as the eye can see
if that's not diversity, then i don't know what is
why are all the females fat?
I'm torn between "Shit on them for this because they shit on us for everything else" and "let the baby have his bottle"
Ashlie passable as sex friend. Keaton looks not bad, would be friend as long as he buy me red wine and pizza.
Not really, a face cannot make up for how insufferable a person can be when they got pink hair.
>French is black
every time
all lined up for a machine gun
Monkeypox simulator
there's no brakes on the mystery meat train
looks french to me
>french
>italian
>keaton
at least name him eddie or frankie
the fuck kind of name is “keaton”
Alonzo is surely sounds more italian than whatever Keaton is
Please tell me this is a real tweet
https://twitter.com/ValiDateGame/status/1669323929649856512
First time in years I've been proud of being italian
How has Meloni been doing so far?
HAHAHA OH WOW
>Make an italian character in your dating sim who is the lightest skin person there
>try to sabotage his popularity by actively giving him unfavorable traits
>STILL THE MOST POPULAR CHARACTER BY FAR
>spend your time absolutely malding and pissing and shitting your pants over your own character being liked even within your tiny community of people who are willing to play a game called "ValiDate" because he wasn't supposed to be the one people liked
I literally don't have a a reaction image capable of displaying the fullness of my smug, the extent to my laughter of this. It is comedy on a cosmic level, such that it is too immaculate to be satire. It is the greatest joke ever told.
im pretty sure the person who made this game never played a vn before, people dont actually care what bad traits someone has when all they want to do is fuck it
Its honestly funny as hell how a dogshit character is the most popular just because he's the diverse one
If everyone is brown, then the minority is white. Who woulda guess?
That's what they will never understand. They've made a fetish out of the minority. Out of the unique stand out. So when the unique stand-out is white, then the white becomes the object of desire.
When whites become 10% of the population, the rest of the non-whites will start imitating them to stand out. Same as when it's the other way around.
>When whites become 10% of the population
On a worldwide scale we're already there buddy, hence why all these morons and chinks want to invade white spaces and our leaders do nothing.
I meant more on a local/national scale, but okay.
I may be italian and at times resent how pitiful life is, but, at least i'm not a chud.
Thank God. No one wants to be next to these freaks
Our game?
>be Italian
>be too white for special privileges or passes like Spainards or Hispanics
>be too ethnic for 4chan and 4chinz
>be too white for whatever this garbage dating sim is
At least I tan very well and pale in the winter
>be too white for whatever this garbage dating sim is
Quite the opposite, you're not white enough to be spared
I've got one over on you. Nobody thinks about us.
anon, you are not "too" anything, you are perfect the way you are
What's with these twitter chud types and this le safe edgy reddit xenophobia towards French/British/Italian people?
Because no one likes french/britidh/italian people
italians are the reason american food is decent
you are brown
Yes, and?
I am so sorry anon, no one deserves to be born brown.
>italian
Bullshit everyone likes us
i like beretta's
>your spaghetti is just regular pasta with mountains of cheese poured on top
>your pizza is just crust with blocks of cheese melted on top, fucking dominos has better quality
>your canolis taste inferior to those we have in Boston
>the last Italian I met was getting arrested for a DUI in broad daylight and threw his bottle at the nearby playground where the youths were playing
I don't know, between your people and the snow mexicans needing to go, I'm certainly inclined to give you the boot
Your food is inferior to ours but you would do well kicking italians (and every other tourist+immigrants) who can't behave . With that said I wouldn't consider people born abroad as truly italian so whatever garbage labeled italian you had there, it's not our fault
your "food" is pretty much all stolen from muttmerica, italians are more retarded than morons
Anon please put some effort into whatever you are doing
>the retarded italian thinks reality is bait
this is why your empire fell, you multicultural moronbrained rape child
>here's a gif of a black dick, that means I win
Most American post I've ever seen
>focuses on the dick being black instead of the humor behind it
obsessed with bbc shitalian, what a surprise
That's what constitutes as "humor" in your world? Jesus christ, get a personality.
Create a "national dish" that wasn't made elsewhere, thieving shitalian moron
>The muttmerican calling other thieving morons
>no you see, I like black cocks ironically! it's all a joke, guys!!
>literal moron gif
You were saying?
>The 0.01% of your chefs that are world renown
Our food is so good that is universally appreciate by everyone. It doesn't need fancy names or to cost thousand of dollars. It's just peak form, cultural heritage, perfection
>you're just skinny
Coming from a burger, it's a compliment
>shit-skinned
Mediterranean are the superior genes
>can't afford air-conditioning
Got 4 ACs in my home alone. You should try leaving your country form time to time
>literal moron
it's just an italian, anon
Show hand
90% of your food is just crackers and pasta. The 0.01% of your chefs that are world renown don't make up for the fact that you're just skinny, shit-skinned Americans who can't afford air-conditioning.
Have nothing to do with these two goofy goobers going on their tirade. American cuisine is simply better than traditional Italian ones and were you to taste the land of the free's dishes, you'd burn the closest flag of yours for the garbage they've served you. Regarding the DUI driver, he was painfully an Italian since he had a pagani likely shipped over seas so he could drive it here in the states
If I wanted to eat cheese, more cheese, and only cheese then perhaps Italian dishes would be superior. Even that is debatable though since we got Wisconsin cheese curds which absolutely blow most of your "generational" cheese out of the water. Stick to novelty dishes and tourist treats
>American cuisine is simply better than traditional Italian ones and were you to taste the land of the free's dishes
I won't judge you if you prefer eating inferior versions of italian dishes, the rest of the world clearly doesn't agree with your "taste"
The rest of the world can barely manage shitting in a toilet.
Why are we worried about their opinion, again?
>talking about the muttified version
kek
looks like the kind of person that would constantly run their mouth and then cry the second you said something back to them
The kind of person that will try to come off as normal, until you become comfortable around them, then they never shut the fuck up about how much they hate white people.
They hate white people. They perceive those countries as pure white.
Because they are nasty, bigoted people, and it's socially acceptable to do so against those groups.
They are followers and non-thinkers. Safe edgy is a socially acceptable form of expressing racism (people are racist, get over it). The vapenation guy for example, as a garden gnome he probably hates nigs and asians as much as American whites. Even if he can't express these feelings of hatred towards these 3 groups, it'll still manifest as hatred against the socially acceptable targets.
leftists who used to watch shit like ben shapiro back in 2016 and still try to be "edgy" by saying "fuck the fr*nch" instead of "fuck morons/garden gnomes"
this is so fucking funny when you consider that italians have historically faced a lot of prejudice on account of not being "real white" like other europeans. like these devs actually come off as 1920s style racist here, even though they probably thought they were just "punching up" towards white people themselves
Yeah, you trannies show those wops what's what.
Why is Eren among all those morons and why is he a gay?
He's gnomish
>why is he a gay
When has Eren NOT been a gay?
>italian garden gnome
I can see why he gets along with these characters
he’s used to ghettos
>guess the pronoun - impossible difficulty
Thank god my country's name hasn't been dragged through the mud by whatever abhorrent filth this picture is from
You can just guess this game was made in California
I look at this and laugh because it is a parody whether the authors intended it or not
>french/korean
>black
why african heritage is being erased so much?
communists can only destroy
>on god fuck white people
wat
>urban planner
may 41% of his plans come to fruition
Does anybody even know what the head dev/artist/hambeast in question even looks like?
My money is on a half-white mystery meat mutt with tons of acne and acne-scarring.
its a moron ofc
>dani does fuck all except whine loudly about whites while percy says nothing
>percy collects a paycheck when not being abused by Dani
>kevin slaps a keyboard inbetween getting his cheeks clapped
>alexis does extreme amounts of ambien when she's not in the back room cutting herself superficially
>Lisa was supposed to be working at google to steal data for the CCP, but flunked out in favor of Pramajara Ranapapootjeet
Do not doubt me, I happen to be a scholar on this subject.
The chibis look better than the actual characters
I checked their steam forums and can tell they delete comments because it's all just so bland and sterile
Someone should tell them that the people in most of those countries hate what they stand for more than any white person ever will.
>Yolanda
>French/Korean
>looks like Aunt Jemima
what
now post the dev meltdown over Keaton being the most popular character
>ITALIAN
HOLY LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>tries to appeal to people outside of the intended audience
>throws a shit fit when it blows up in their face
i would like to say that maybe the learned a lesson that trying to appeal to a wide group of people isn't always the greatest thing but who the fuck am i kidding these people never learn
>not a single woman is thin
>Bigs is literally a big american Black, complete with the eternal Black rapper chain
>Yolanda is half Korean yet full Black
>Random Italian dude at the end without an Italian name
I hate the whole thing for obvious reasons but at the same time it's fucking hilarious
Keaton and Emhari are the only ones that look decent
Didn't the Italian guy turn out to be the most popular character in the game and the devs got all pissy about it? I vaguely remember reading something like that, anyway.
Happens every time. Like when Larian had a shitfit about people picking generic white guy.
>draws all the men as thin/muscular attractive
>All women are hambeasts
This is a female led studio isn't it?
Yep, what makes it weird to me is that I believe Dani claimed to be bisexual. But maybe she has a fetish for white people which is why those are the only attractive ones.
More like vaDILATE.
>all the women are fat and ugly
>all the men are hot twinks
Can definitely tell women made this.
What did they mean by this?
Buttmad that everyone who played their "game" wanted to fuck the emo white dude instead of their diverse cast of proud and powerful POC folx.
>report post for racism
>twitter still has sections to report for misgendering
oh no no no
people in ghana play videogames?
Keaton seems cool.
>all women are fat pigs
>white
Catherine would've been a pretty good design if she was skinny and had an attractive face
Lol
>quarter-life crises
millennials are literally eternal children
Considering the age of this game, the generation depicted should be Zoomers.
But yes. Millennials are eternal children. Just like Gen X were eternal teenagers, and Boomers are eternal 20-somethings.
This game seems like a troll/bait, it's too good to be true.
So are zoomers toddlers?
I don't know. Zoomers break the mould because they were raised entirely by a new broadcast medium. Just like the boomers were the first generation raised by television, Zoomers were the first to be raised by the internet from cradle to graduation.
I think they'll be like nu-boomers, just without the wealth.
Millennials are indoctrinated children born to be submissive.
Zoomers are the edgy and trendy kids born to be rebellious. (Most often than not at least)
I see more anti trans/morons/status quo being in their early to mid 20s.
the only people from this roster I'd tolerate being in the same room with are Malik Arihi and Keaton
Every "native American" I've met in real life self-identifies as an "Indian."
Why did they make everyone black?
Because
>Diversity is making everyone a moron
>all white characters with one token black is BAD!!!!!
>all black characters with one token white? UGHN YES SO DIVERSE
why do only a few guys look good here and none of the girls this is very confusing
women aren't allowed to be attractive, that is sexist
Why is every company so insistent on making every black guy the most feminine fuckboi they can? Surely blacks can't be happy about this.
If they hate whites, why did they make the best looking one white
I would be pretty offended by this game if I was Dominican.
Its actually an HIV dating mystery game. You gotta find out who is patient zero.
Also this game screams Moorish pride, you know the kind "we wuz Asians, and Native American first".
>"we don't want black people in our games"
>*black people make their own games*
>"WTF RACIST!!!1!!1!1!!!"
what the actual fuck are you retards even mad about lmao
Even I don't disrespect morons enough to think they'd make a "game" like this
ETA until they make Keaton Indian?
>Samoan/White
>Black/Chinese
>American flag
What the deal with burger's? Are whites and blacks different nationalities now?
By the way, does anyone have pics of the devs? I need a good laugh
Here's the CEO of Veritable Joy Studios, "a studio created to tell diverse stories from perspectives that are often ignored and silenced."
wew idea guy lad
>my piss game is the blackesty game! buy if you black buuuuyyyyyy!!!!!!!
street fighter 6 is the blackest game released this year, cope bitch!
Being a black person and having to listen to people who look like you imply that you're not truly, really black if you don't want to buy their queer dating sim has got to be pretty annoying.
I read through some of this woman's replies to people on her twitter and wasn't surprised by how much of an asshole and a hall monitor she is to other people.
>one of the blackest games to come out last year
>please acknowledge us
lmfao
>begging on my hands and knees
dogeza is pretty hot but not interested ty
>Make a game about black fags
>Shit all over white people who don't even give a fuck about you making a dating sim not for them.
>Turns out your target audience of black people, but only the ones that like being fags and trannies, are virtually nonexistent.
>Add "white" characters to target a larger audience.
>It works.
>But the new audience only gives a fuck about the "white" characters.
>Try and make then appear as disgusting as possible to be off putting.
>Still the most popular.
>Seethe at your audience because they don't want to play as a ugly, fat, chud.
I'm fully expecting them to go full meltdown anf try to delete the Italians in a patch.
>autosage
owari..