What makes Melinoe a fantastic character?

What makes Melinoe a fantastic character?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    left looks like unreal generic 3d model

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      whatever you say

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We get it, you hate beauty.

        Typical leftist tard

        Only Aryan men (pale skin, blonde hair, light eyes) can satisfy them.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We get it, you hate beauty.

      Typical leftist tard

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the plugsuit looks like shit. 2b's outfit is unironically the best outfit any female character has ever had

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        notice how all good Stellar Blade fanart has 2B in it lol.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >assymetrical weightless breasts
        >those faces
        Have nothing to do with beauty, you basement-dwelling incel moron.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No one will remember stellar blade in 6 months beyond a handful of circle jerkers that pretend it's a crazy hit. Generic kpop super model with angel wings and dressup features, wow how remarkable. I can think of 20 other shitty Korean designs that are exactly like it.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          people still bring up lollipop chainsaw fairly frequently whenever talking about chicks in games.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don't even like that 4/10 game but the protagonist is a hell of a lot more memorable that the piece of plywood known as Eve.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            maybe because lollipop chainsaw was actually memorable?
            stellargays' entire personality is thinking that a crumble of breasts is the second coming of christ
            notice how nobody is talking about gameplay

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Play it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The left unironically does look like one of those generic dash models though. The head is just not that good and has no personality. 2B has a great face and doesn't suffer from this at all. Hell, Stellar Blade lady in your own pic has more personality than the actual model.

        Her body is 10/10 though and so are the costumes.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You’re delusional or done have the game if you don’t think Eve’s face is good.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I like how every Eve fanart has to draw her so off model to fix her moronic body.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Kim Hyung Tae is an awful artist who can't draw humans.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's right but the look he's commenting on isn't even the default look and is intentionally basic/nude feeling. Unless there's a feature I don't know about where different versions of the game don't all start with the nicely detailed green outfit?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's beauty? Don't go outside.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yoko still hasn't made a collab with Eve, it's is insane, that Black person puts 2b on anything, he prostitutes her out for like a decade, it needs to happen or modders will make it happen

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We get it, you hate free thinking.

        Typical alt right tard

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And right one looks like some overdesigned trash I'd find on someone's OC profile in deviantart.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      True

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      left I want to look at
      right looks like lsd nightmare

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      False

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      damn i wish i could cause so much anger with one reply
      well done

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's pretty to get lots of replies.
        just pretend to be moronic while being first post.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just go against the /misc/ hive mind. It's super easy to farm (You)'s. Even with super obvious bait like "TRANS RIGHTS MATTER YOU CHUDS"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stellar shills seething in a single post

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fpwp

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cringe af

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gottem

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ywnbaw

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely, it looks as empty, plastic and dead as any WEG coomer game yet Ganker keeps falling for the simplest coomer baits

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      coal

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      TRVTHNVKE

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Korean plastic worshippers hated him because he told the truth.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fpwp

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      based, look at all those asiaticpajeet trannies seething

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the amount of samegayging on this post is beyond embarrassing

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Could people disagree with me?
        >No. Someone went and bought numerous proxies to trick me into thinking people have free thought.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >it's all just shallow bigotry
      lmao at least make an attempt

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He is just coping.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So like a real korean woman.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My homie.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Look at all those (You) they mad af, keep it up kings

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lmao weebs rekt
      fpbp
      also blonde greek >>>>> bug

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gay

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      FPBP
      Legit just looks like shit from 3D porn. Also what is the appeal if you don't have Korean Fever?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      When people say this about Eve I wonder if they feel this way about Tifa since they look almost indistinguishable from each other. I don’t even have an issue with the Hades 2 chick but people who treat eastern designs are generic because they’re pretty seems bad faith to me.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder why...

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They did this same shit with NIKKE, doubt it was even Sony that made the call.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You mean the mobile game that has to also pass through a bunch of third parties?
          Yes anon, I'm sure that the guy that draws soft porn wanted to censor his games.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The answer wasn't Sony. It's was the Asian CERO rating system. Had to censor the clothing and blood or else the game wouldn't be allowed to even be sold in the Asian markets.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          a.k.a more leftism annoyances

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    more like
    >Melani-NO

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >compelling female character
    >and a sex doll

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think Melinoe is a wet paper bag compared to Zagreus but she's still better than Eve by far because Eve has no personality to speak of and is a doormat with a sexy body.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I will NOT buy Hades2
    I will NOT play Hades2
    I will NOT even pirate Hades2
    I am NOT interested in DEI

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That is the thing with these woke games, they really arent worth pirating lols.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yooo i didnt realize all the characters were so fricking hot and the art style so cool. i just finished stellar blade so its time for me to pick up hades 2. i enjoy games where the characters are fappable what can i say.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You are not fooling anyone, homosexual.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you are a low t fah if you wouldn't bust a load in all these stacked hotties and twinks. were you expecting a series about greek gods to not have sexual deviancy? it is baked into the setting and its hot.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What a horrible artstyle.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              no anon, this is a bad art style. hades is gorgeous. you just dont like it strictly because you have imagined it as an enemy in your culture war.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >hades is gorgeous
                lmao

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                this is why i cant respect you disingenuous culture war schmucks. you truly believe a game this unique and painterly is ugly, yet you champion shit like helldivers which has a much more generic art style.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Looks like slop. At least helldivers is consistent

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                no one ever mentioned the background art, disingenuous homosexual. Not to mention that kind of art is pretty common in indies.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Anon if you think this oversaturation of literally every element in the art is anything gorgeous, then you have a very mediocre taste.
                Also, what the frick has helldivers got to do with anything? Are you that desperate for outing yourself as a whataboutis-tic?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                v 15 years ago
                >muh brown and bloom, where is the damn color!
                v today
                >i hate color in art and want muted palettes.

                idiota

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >things that never happened

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                tell me you are a newbie, without telling me you are a newbie.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >this unique
                so this is your second vidya after fortnite?
                floating glowy green rocks by a third-rate moebius wannabe doesn't impress much

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don't give a rats ass about how "hot" a dude is. I'm not attracted to them. No matter how much they insist they are a woman.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not playing hades because all the worst people seem to really love it, so it must be gay as frick.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'd say look into it. I enjoyed Stellar Blade as well. The worst people always latch onto good things and tarnish the reputation. It can be with words or it can be with crime. Same basic effect. What I wouldn't be surprised by, however, is if Hades gameplay is not to your liking.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Bottom right

      The frick is that abomination, the Cyclops? A lot of these are surprisingly unpleasant to look at, and I'd only seen the fat black Hestia and fat wheelchair bound Hephaestus.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >hades 1 chaos
      >cool unique and down right weird design
      >hades 2 chaos
      >nyx in a suit
      Brilliant.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sweet sweet ESG money
      OR
      Doing it for free

      The choice is yours.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My love for Supergiant exceeds my anger at woke. And Hades 2 is excellent so I don't regret it at all

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care about hades 2.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Should have given left vitiligo

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kek maybe I should stop filtering Hades threads to get more stuff like this

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How much vitilgo actually exists in the world? Why is it so popular with sjw Devs?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because it's typically a condition for people with darker skin. And because DEI acolytes worship darker skin, they worship skin conditions like vitiligo

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Technically most humans have stripers or patterns on our body. We just can't see them cause we don't see in UV spectrum. Your cats literally can see your stripes but you can't.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Type 4 Chads ww@

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              type 1b kicks ass.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Don't know where this tumblr tier "science" originated, but mosaicism is not at all common in humans. You do not have secret stripes that a cat can see.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's an incredibly easy thing to throw in to score social points without risk of actually offending anyone because the disease presents as nothing more than splotchy skin. No real physical disability that you might represent poorly, no struggle of accessibility, just color your character like a moocow and you've boosted your underrepresented character score.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they add it in because it "proves" that race is totally a heckin social construct. its just the amerimutt view of race and ethnic groups, where they think people are only different skin colors.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        unknown, there could be up to 70 million people in the world with it. tumblr fetishizes it like weebs would fetishize heterochromia for their anime OCs. and tumblrgays being the cancerous homosexuals they are spread their thinly veiled fetish into whatever shit they work on.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          would play as this 90s grunge b***h in a beat em up.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ugh. Straight up bird cage paper.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i have this shit, and i fricking hate it, last thing i want is to see it on my fricking video game and be like "oh yeah i have a incurable disease" frick you california

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Now, I'm curious. Show it to the rest of the class anon I want to see.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        something like 1/500 people have it in some form and an intern can write a shader that does it in an afternoon.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      genuinely laughed out loud for the first time in a month

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Describe Eve's personality.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Curious, helpful, and distant.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Curious
        Not really. She just does things because it moves the plot. She never goes out of her way looking for anything beyond where she's told to go.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wrong, she is curious about many elements of previous society wondering how life was.
          You didn't play the game.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Her empty-eyed cow-stare reminds me of Twilight.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >curious
        she does what she's told
        >helpful
        because she's told to
        >distant
        another way of saying no personality or motivation

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >she does what she's told
          So perfect wife?
          asiatics know their shit.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the perfect wife wouldn't be outside the house.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      naive, compassionate, moody

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Autistic

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's unironically autistic

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anon.. its still a woman

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Curious, kind of autistic, hates getting wet. She's literally a cat.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You don't seem very likeable.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      korean

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Plastic like the asiatics that made her

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      big fat delicious breasts, and a gigantic ass, your turn

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Probably about as bland as any modern female protag. What makes her better is shes hot.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So after the pounding you took previous thread you are here to be stomped again?
    Humiliation fetish?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's a post showcasing IGN's hypocrisy and left-wing agenda pushing, you dumbass. I'm a stellarbro

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what the hell happened to game journalism?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        People stopped caring about their opinions as a whole and the mask of being an actual journalist and not a blogger or activist fell off about 10 years ago. Everyone has began to notice this and thusly stopped fricking caring about their news sites and just get their news from streamers and youtubers instead now. Because somehow that is less bias, activist driven, or preachy.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She's a less intresting Zag which Chaos funnily enough said himself. She's not bad but it's a case of being too similar to the last protagonist except without the daddy issues Zag had, which counter balanced his naive kindness.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Melinoe is pretty boring tbh. I don't think she is a fantastic character.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus Christ, look how fricking ugly and messy is the design of this american slop.
    No wonder it attracted the leftist, they love ugly shit like trannies.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its not american slop, pretty sure the team is french or some woke homosexual foreigner types

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ??

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          lel he's right, SanFran is literally woke homosexual who hate America, ergo foreigner.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            But they are american, so it's american slop.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >entirety of america bows to israeli gays from california
            lmao. hilarious country.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Hawaii is more left than CA

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >usa on the same colour as africa and brazil
    scientific method never fails

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Right looks interesting and unique with a nice color palette, but I think the heterochromia is overboard
    Left looks like the average porn game default model and most of the female NPCs in SB look identical
    Fat ass and jiggle physics =/= quality design, and being a sex-starved coomer doesn't change that
    I will not enjoy slop or pretend it's good just to own the libs

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Right one looks like a sonic OG.
      Left one looks like a korean porn star.
      Now shut your prostitute mouth.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound. You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably male.This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The MC in Stellar Blade is the blandest most non-character sandpaper to ever exist. Even Crash 1 turtle enemies have more personality.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >saltzman

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Hades II is the kind of horny we need right now.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >loser virgin mad because horny bait doesn't make a game good
    lol lmao have a nice day lol lololol lmao XDDD

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
    https://vocaroo.com/128D0TJi6BhS

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    if you're not from a blue country, you're worthless to me

    sorry... but not sorry...

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    EVERY
    SINGLE
    FRICKING
    TIME
    WITHOUT
    EVER
    BEING
    WRONG

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >endless regurgitation of the same leftist dogma talking points
      And then in his twitter bio he'll say some bullshit like "my thoughts are my own" lmao

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Leftists are the most hypocritical creatures that have ever walked under the sun.
        No act against hypocrites is immoral.
        They are a detriment to society.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          We are all hypocrites. In fact, its a very high sign of culture to be able to withstand hypocrisy.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It is the Religious Teaching man, they need to suck wiener to support all of the gramci garbage.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So how much character development does the protag of stellar blade get? I don't even know her name because people just shove her cleavage and ass everywhere.

      Different nail
      Same hammer

      Only one of the two is convicted felon now.
      Protip, it's the orange one.
      Doh ho ho

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is this really the win you think it is?

        "Hey guys who is better, the guy convicted of paying hush money to a hooker or the pedophile currently running the show into WW3 and nuclear armageddon"

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dunno about the Hades chick, but c'mon, Stellar Blade is action slop from the most soulless country in the world. Just because your favourite eceleb/grifter told that a protagonist designed after a booth babe is a win for le free speech doesn't mean she's actually a good character.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Different nail
    Same hammer

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    melinoe is literally the only decent looking character in the game
    i would never buy hades 2 but i would maybe buy stellar blade

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When a male character is quiet, he is thoughtful, reserved, and stoic. But when a female character is quiet, she's boring or "dull" according to the male feminist game critic. CURIOUS!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      At least Bayonetta DOES stuff.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bayonetta is unironically a complex character. Not her fault she gets written off as that whacky stripper action game lady

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >gets written off
          Lot of the people who criticized Stellar Blade's protagonist have used Bayonetta as an example of how to do hot and sultry action heroine right.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >eceleb debater
            Not clicking that link

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You should have seen the articles and forum threads when Bayo launched, kiddo

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do you have examples to back up your claim?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She is not stoic, she ask a lot of questions about the past and show how marveled she is of a life outside the battlefield
      Those homosexuals simply did not play the game.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Neither of these ever happened

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Both of those happened.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Eve isn't quiet though. She talks all the time. It's just that nothing she says is interesting or reflects who she is.
      Mel on the other hand is of singular purpose (kill Chronos) and is colored by her relationships with the wacky Olympians and the more dour population of the Crossroads.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Has any game actually handled a quiet but not completely silent protagonist well?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        System Shock II :^)
        Doom 2016 is actually a very good silent protagonist

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Metroid Prime 3
        Metroid Dread

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Saints Row 1

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Zelda

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Chronicles of Riddick

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Halo

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        South Park: Stick of Truth

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      When a male character is talkative, happy, with confidence, only fit in two categories:

      >Gay

      OR

      >He's a butthole who is hiding his real motives

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She's barefoot.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The duality of a manlet

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There you go.
    Every single time.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      did you have to look that up?
      ~~*saltzman*~~

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Now is neat in one image

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It really is amazing.

      You would think avoiding stereotypes would be considered.
      It would be like a white dude posting about how great bacon.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Headquarters San Francisco, California
      Liberal israelite doing its best to protect liberal jobs from being replaced by competition from Asia
      Every. Single time.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Surprising that no one mentioned the israeliteness of the writer. What other explanation do you need?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >competition from asia
        lmao? those countries have negative birthrates and can barely have enough workers to replace diapers
        they are not a competition for anyone, maybe if you think indians are asian

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You sound threatened.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            what the frick are you talking about? i don't work in tech nor live in the USA
            it's just stupid to think that asians are a threat to anyone's job when they can't fill their own jobs at home
            delusional

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              He is saying you're a dumbfrick that can't into pattern recognition.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >they are not a competition for anyone
          Then why are the western journalists always suppressing them with underhanded means to give advantage to western developers?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I only see Republicans and right-wingers suppressing journalism and free speech in the West.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              because the left just rebrands whatever they ban so its not "free speech" they're making illegal

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You're not productive. You're all getting fired.

              It doesn't matter how much underhanded help you get from your journalist friends, you will all eventually get fired.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                These layoffs have nothing to do with your results
                They are just cutting off excess to make their lines look prettier

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                anon i've been hearing this nonsense since 2008
                please dilate, it and the day of the rope are not happening

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                These billion dollar corporations are firing the ones "who do all the actual work," as NEETs would say.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yeah because they cost the most, and know their value the most
                even productive and succesful workers get fired to line up the pockets of CEOs

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                unemployment fixes the inflation caused by the money printing machines, unemployment was inevitable after every countries reserve bank printing limitless capital.
                we should never have abandoned the gold standard.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Unemployment fixes woke shit.
                They all deserve to be unemployed.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              holy shit i did not know japan was that bad
              it's like working your employees for 300 hours a day just exhausts them or something, absurd

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Productivity is a meme metric. It's just GDP divided by the active population (or the sum of working hours in this case, which still scales with population). Countries with infalted GDP like Ireland look like they are more productive but it's actually because they just have the headquarters of several big companies. Irish people don't exactly work better or smarter than anyone else.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                that is not how GDP or productivety is calculated

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It literally is. The most common way of measuring productivity is GDP divided by the number of workers. You can just check wikipedia if you want to confirm

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              there really should be a disclaimer that Ireland is a tax haven for multinationals and their workforce is actually fricked with a bunch of their younger generations moving to Australia just for work.
              and Luxembourg has like 5 people living there so of course the per-person stats would be fricked.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            because western journalists don't like said games, they like games like elden ring mario zelda etc etc but you don't care about that because that doesn't fit your schizo world narrative

            He is saying you're a dumbfrick that can't into pattern recognition.

            please look into schizophrenia medications

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >lmao? those countries have negative birthrates
          Kind of irrelevant when there are more people in China alone than there are white people on the entire planet.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      /misc/ was right again...

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Odd isn't it?

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >MUH IGN SCORES
    lol the absolute state of gaydes 2 trannies

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      remember when Ganker clowned on anyone that cared about scores,reviews,ratings,sales,etc?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        v is now just contrarian bootlicking homosexuals. that shit happens when you allow neocons into your spaces.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why do so many white women look like fricking gary buscey

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it is the insanity meter going high, more white women are becoming Karens

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How much did IGN pay you to make this thread, journo troony?

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She's a lesbian, women can't be straight anymore with all these trannies running everything.

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I mean they aren't wrong? Eve is dull, despite being sexy. Stellar Blade is pretty much store brand Nier Automata.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >im a big homosexual who didn’t play the game
      we know, anon. we know.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >who didn’t play the game
        did you?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You don't say!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, nobody played the game according to sale numbers, we know.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And Yoko Taro loved it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        and John Romero loves all the hackiest, sloppiest Doom mods. Your point?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >muh doom
          You brought up Nier homosexual, now stop pivoting and swallow it whole.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Point is that if the creator of the original likes slop it doesn't mean anything. homosexual.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >now it means nothing
              lol what a loser

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It never meant anything. You are the idiot who's been pushing it as if it meant something.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I accept your concession.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You conceded many replies ago already anon.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Tbh, Yoko Taro has lost his touch and now wants only to fill his games with waifu-slop.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          anyone that thinks Nier had any sort of good story, writing, or interesting scenes is a moron. It was always just set dressing for sex stuff and "le epic 4th wall breaks" and I respect Yoko for always admitting that.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Never cared much for Nier 1 either. Drakengard is still his best game.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This i would have liked Eve if she had a bit more attitude

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      FRICK YOU KASIM, YOU DID MY HAIR AND STILL HAVE THE NERVE TO INSULT ME, YOU ROBO vegana FACED PRICK

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing is worse than leftists.
    They are censorious and they are evil
    They are nazis
    No act against nazis is immoral

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >censorship
      >nazis
      >pedos
      >scammers
      >degenerates
      Every rightoid accusation is a projection.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >censorship
      >nazis
      >pedos
      >scammers
      >degenerates
      Every rightoid accusation is a projection.

      Hey moron I can dislike politicians and your troon ass.

      Just like I can Enjoy Stellar Blade and Nier.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You are free to do so.
        But don't forget that is one specific side of the spectrum that literally want to change your hobby.
        Good day.

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Left is pretty with boring gameplay but right is ugly with good gameplay
    You know back in the 2000s we had both

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Listen to her album

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I remember that thread.
      It was glorious

      BIG TIME

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I remember a thread from three days ago
        stupid zoomer

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >One game where you play as a default female from Black Desert that barely succeeded compared to hundreds of Western slop titles that make more than three times what it cost to make them is winning

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Closing doors.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Probably cost the devs 10x less to make the game.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >one attractive default female

        better than a 100 troonys any day. there was a time where there was 100 attractive females and one troony.. tides change. all starts with one

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Both pics are the same

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Fictional gods

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >BUT! BUT! FICTIONAL GODS!
      >YEAH I BORROWED THE HELLENIC MYTHOLOGY INSTEAD OF WRITING SOME ORIGINAL MYTHOLOGY! U MAD I MADE THE HELLENIC GODS POO POO COLOURED CHUD???
      kys Trayvon

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, it's called artistic license. Is Trayvon in the same room as you?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Leftists can not create, only corrupt and ruin everything.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >He's still seething about Rings of Power
        Pottery

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Are you having a stroke?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >'''Flopped''' so hard it's getting a second season
            Keep doubling down

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Anon. It's not a secret that Hollywood has been abusing the frick out of Tax breaks for failed products in the last 10 years.
              It's how Velma got a second season even though it was completely panned. It's how you keep getting no named directors and writers for remakes and reimaginings of IPs. So that if it succeeds they get bank. If it fails they get a tax break. Uwe Boll pulled this shit all the time with his god awful video game movies.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Uwe Boll slander
                I will NOT stand for this. House of the Dead 2: Dead Aim was a cinematic MASTERPIECE.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What are you gonna do Boll. Challenge me to a boxing match?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He would unironically make you eat his ass in the ring, and then he would make you star in his Kino der Toten adaptation starring Til Schweiger and Elizabeth Banks

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He would challenge me to a match. And I would refuse because there is nothing to gain from fighting in the ring for me. Even if I managed to beat his ass it would only give me the satisfaction of beating the shit out of a moron.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Holy shit, you are actually dumb.
              Do you think Batwoman was a success?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Google Batwoman
                >See this
                Looks like it was a success to me

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ...and then Melkor created dragons, an intelligent, original race that was able to breed, and had no "pure" version amongst the races.

        And no, they weren't corrupted Eagles - those would be the Fellbeasts that the Nazgul rode.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        tolkien was a leftist you worthless dipshit

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nah, Tolkien was quite right-wing. He fought in the war to defend British nationalism. I am pretty sure he didn't have anything against nazis either, but was forced to keep his mouth shut. You can see him shitting on leftist crap in LOTR while proving why national socialism was always the better system. There are lots of ancap themes in Hobbit.

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well the game's journalists would have you believe something along the lines of being well written and championing a cause. When in reality it's because she's conforms to western political correctness and was conceptualized by a westerner.
    While Eve is demonized for being sexualized, Unrealistic, and effectively porn to the Game Journalist. Even though She wears more clothing than any female character game journalism champions, Her body was scanned in from a Korean super model, and she doesn't have any sex of any kind in her game.

    TL;DR - Melinoe is a fantastic character because of Double standards and generalized racism against Asians.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Eve is just dull, its the typical goodie MC that just does what everyone tells her, outside of the cans she doesnt have any quirk
      its time to face reality

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but you won't hear that out of the mouth of one of these "journalists". They will just call you a porn addict and then go back to jerking off about getting fricked by a bear or raped by a vampire in BG3.

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >can just lightly see nipple outlines on stellar breasts
    I love boobs, bros

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Eve is a Paladin

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She is in a far better game.

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have not heard a single word about Hades 2 outside of this thread and people getting mad about aphrodite again, and some people saying it's worse than the first one. It should be safe to say it's not worth playing

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    American journalism is a government apparatus.
    They will create all the lies they need to, to protect American jobs.
    Specifically jobs that hire American liberal women.

    That's how militant and protective they can get when it comes to protecting lefty jobs.

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    More personality and more interesting design. She's not as hot as eve though. Real Stacy vs femcel comparison.

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Playing through Stellar Blade while my wife watched the whole time, and she said something that made a lot of sense: Eve is a the modern equivalent of a Barbie Doll for men. 80 outfits and various accessories to choose from, you make her look like your own ideal version of her. Either way, she's still way prettier than all the uggos in Hades, even if they have more personality than her, and westerners will never get over their deep seated hatred of pretty asian women

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nothing, she is boring

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Saltzman

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rate down those Asian games!
    We have to keep them down!
    Don't send your money to Asia!
    Send your money to western women! Don't you care about your own RACE???

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well they are right. Eve is really just store brand 2B.

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She's a genuine fricking autist who likes talking to her frog and KILL CHRONOS.

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The image on the left is more attractive than the image on the right and Hades 2 is just some shitty roguelite that culturally appropriate greek culture and twists to fit some mentally ill dyke's warped view of the world.

    The game on the left however is just an action game with eye candy, granted their devs could use a stronger backbone and a pair of testicles, but, it's w/e, humans make mistakes.

    If any Woke morons think they can shame me into changing my mind, they can go frick themselves because their words and beliefs are worthless and wrong. Also, there are only two sexes, Male and female and you can't change your sex.

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Hades make Ganker seethe so much? Is it really just that it overshadowed that asiatic crap and has black people? Are people here really that sensitive?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's simply double standards. Nobody has anything to actually say about the game's quality other than it still being early access. But the double standards of how Eve is pornographic even though she's wearing clothes but Aphrodite is empowering even though she is butt ass naked.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody says Aphrodite is empowering dude. 99% of the population doesn't actually give a shit about whatever political brainrot Ganker is obsessed over.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Game journalism does. That's the reason why people are angry. Urinalist claim Eve is bad but champion far more heinous shit like bear fricking and full on nudity so long as it's western made.
          It's double standards or straight up racism.
          Seems like a trend honestly. For some reason everyone is suddenly so accepting for shitting on Asian erasure or blatant racism against them.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Here's a secret that'll blow your mind. Nobody gives a frick about game journalism either. You frickers really need to leave Ganker once in a while. Those twitter screenshot threads are melting your brains.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It doesn't matter to the average user. But for some reason they are they voice to Investors, publishers and the LGBTQ+ community. It's how you get DEI in everything.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You are talking to a low IQ, anon. Don't even bother. Their minds can not grasp how this thing works, specially because they don't play videogames and their purpose is sole to push propaganda on Ganker.

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The left one if censored trash, which is bad, but the right one is literally woke worthless slop.
    Both are shit, but it is obvious the one on the right is worse.

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Eve is just a genuinely boring character. Reminder that the game's own devs admitted to cutting out even giving her an in game story/character reason for collecting clothes even thought even that kind of pithy would have given her more of a quirk or personality.

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you baitgays would have actually played stellar blade you'd know that the writing is completly shit and generic, so obviously all the characters are dull despite how hot they look

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >two different colored eyes becuz parents r godzz!!!!!
    This looks like some deviant art shit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      heterochromia just looks cool

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      heterochromia just looks cool

      My ex-GF had heterochromia (one light green and the other light blue) and some people would later on say they were creeped out by it.

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it is socially acceptable to publicly hate women and minorities as long as you vote Biden

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    whether or not you like Melinoe, she is a more interesting character compared to Eve

  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You are an idiot if you thought anything different. None of the big review sites like IGN can do real reviews anymore, they all have to pander to get clicks so they get paid and you cant piss off the twitter gays since they outnumber us.

  61. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    2D > 3D

  62. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Not asiatic
    >Not troony
    >Not boring doll with barely any lines of dialogue
    >Not coom brain meat despite wearing a short but modest dress
    >Not boring repetitive fromBlack person slopa parry gameplay with QTE mixed together
    Geee.. I wonder why Melinoë is a 10/10 and your chink slopa will die in obscurity and only remembered because muh grumz censorship campaign

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      and how are your sales figures doing? how many records did it break, what kinda numbers has it been doing since release?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's on early access and already doing better than SB on release day, wait for full release and GOTY

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          its not even out yet? huh, they really got a lot of attention for a early access game. i wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole, but i was wondering why i never heard any sales figures

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this angers the stellar troon
      maybe you should use the stellar blade to cut off your dick

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Most of the "people" propping up Stellar Blade don't talk about gameplay, just Eve. They want it to bang like Tomb Raider in the 90s, but don't understand that TR didn't just sell because of the laddish culture. It was a new landscape on the PS1 and it provided a novel experience with its (at the time) unique 3d platforming levels and mechanics. Nowadays you need good game design to both cut through the noise and stay above it since high graphical fidelity doesn't retain as much interest as it did back then. The market is way more competitive to boot. Stellar Blade has some good basics, but it's clear that most of the people propping it up don't care about it being fun, nor are they talking about its gameplay and design. They aren't even critically discussing what it could do for a hypothetical sequel outside of "more breasts and ass". They're just poisoning the well of discussion with buzzwords taken from twitter, munching on ragebaits till the next flavor comes out. Like NPCs

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I never see you morons talk about or post gameplay either. Funny. It’s like you’re only here for culture war and nothing else.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Threads about gameplay have lost traction due to culture war bullshit steering the conversation away from gameplay. I have posted in those threads. I will not spoonfeed lazy bums looking looking to get a "gotcha" instead of acutal discuss gameplay in a thread that is most certainly not about gameplay. And playing by your rules or just flinging shit (You), quite obviously, choose to ignore them or actively bump shitty threads.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You deliberately ignore the gameplay webms.

  63. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She's not.
    What she is, is surprisingly pleasant and sweet, which contrasts the overly serious promotional art. Under the current year, It's a breath of fresh air, really.
    Zagreus is still better

  64. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I wish you nothing but constipation and stomach ache

  65. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing, unless you are on drugs of course.

  66. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ITS NOT ABOUT IF THE GAME IS GOOD OR NOT
    >IT'S ABOUT LE HYPOCRISY
    This is the easiest way to know you're a complete midwit lmfao
    Get a fricking grip

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DEI slop is never good.
      That's why you will lose the war eventually. You forgot the most important cornerstone was to make good games.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is that why stellar blade flopped?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >flopped
          lmao

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes it did

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              source: your ass

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you defending a game whose performance you don't even care about? I'll bet you yourself didn't even buy the game lol

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >source: still your ass
                lmao

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Concession accepted then 😉
                Enjoy shilling a flop you didn't even buy

  67. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    The bankers, the journalists, the DEI developers.
    They are all at war with the average video game player.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the best part about current year Ganker is not knowing if this is taking the piss or serious

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Everybody on Ganker is calling out your troony game.

  68. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    But one of the many women in Hades II is ugly, that's like a direct attack on their primary audience!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Of the 3 I've seen, they're all ugly

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Inserting any number of ugly women into a video game should be a hate crime.

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For starters, she doesn't look like a generic 3D donghua model.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you actually want me to play your game, you need to put it in the filename.

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Mel
    >blonde
    >petite
    >short dress
    >cute voice
    >strong yet sweet
    i cannot fathom how you can not like her

  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    asian success makes israelites madder than anything apparently.

  72. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She is ugly, and probably a dike. They are celebrating subversion because they hate you and I.

  73. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >It's okay when the Japanese do it

  74. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Right is a better character design. Eve is hot but painfully generic. Her game is much better though.

  75. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She's not, tbh. Especially contrasted against Zag. Mel is very bland typical always-sweet-woman. It's definitely not as bad as making her some strong c**t, but it still leaves her very one dimensional.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's not always sweet. Mostly, yes, but she's happy to tell nemesis to frick off and rub it in when she's being a particular c**t.

  76. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    end this culture war bullshit. both games are cool.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do you think one of them should be removed from existence because you don't like it?
      https://thatparkplace.com/ign-france-editor-in-chief-erwan-lafleuriel-implies-eves-design-in-stellar-blade-is-killing-women-and-accuses-gamers-of-becoming-too-fragile-due-to-being-fed-the-patriarchy/

      This is the people we are dealing with.
      One side actively wants this culture war bullshit anon. You can not hide from it.
      Also, they are losing massively.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >that fricking link
        Holy shit
        Way to out yourself, you massive fricking moron

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I have nothing to add to the thread but I must screech
          Yeah yeah, another one.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Get your head checked or, more simply, get off the stupid rightoid clickbait websites.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >post concrete proof
              >homie goes on a rampant schizo buzzword rant
              HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA
              AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
              AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              he's unironically probably the author of the article trying to shill his piece
              >source: this article I wrote that tells me everything I want to hear

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >post concrete proof
        >homie goes on a rampant schizo buzzword rant
        HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA
        AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
        AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA

        >concrete proof
        >that park place
        lmao

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, you got nothing.
          I love snapping necks like yours.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        >concrete proof
        >that park place
        lmao

        he's unironically probably the author of the article trying to shill his piece
        >source: this article I wrote that tells me everything I want to hear

        Lol
        It's just a youtuber

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >stellar blade threads are full of unironic youtube kiddies dropping articles written by their subscription tab
          IMAGINE
          MY
          SHOCK

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Frick you troon
            Make fun of that literally who all you want, but don't you dare insult God Emperor Grummz

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What a grim image

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        based moron-kun, no i like both games and have played both. i literally never encounter anyone shitting on either game outside of the echo chamber of v where you have convinced yourself that a nothing burger is a culture war.
        >b-b-but some homosexual on twitter doesnt like my favorite game.
        grow up, you probably dont like games they like. literally who the hell cares. as someone who has served in wars and been alive since the 80s i literally couldnt give a frick if a videogame character is gay or trans or whatever. if the game is fun, the music is good, the art looks cool, and the story is interesting. that is all that matters to me. life isnt about getting the next own online and you would be a happier person to forget all this shit and just try to enjoy something every now and then instead of deluding yourself into thinking you are constantly under attack. stop watching quarter pounder and go eat a salad.

        >Verification not required.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >literally who the hell cares

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Men can't be women.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            they legally can and do anon. get with the times.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              This game made the biggest game journal bend the knee.
              Fantastic.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                should i buy stettar blade just because a culture war gay on v told me to? i dont give a frick anon. who reads ign reviews or gives a frick about them. its current year.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i missed the point? your entire post was just you bragging about an epic internet own. your post honestly looks like a shill post. like you are just fishing to get people riled up to like the game you get paid to shill. get the frick back to red it

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >i missed the point?
                Yes.
                And did it again.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                then i apologize anon i cant read ten layers deep into your modern conservative pussyfooting. why dont you just speak your mind like a fricking man? at least a liberal can tell it how it fricking is.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >then i apologize
                Apologies accepted. Do better next time.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            no shit sherlock

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Only good post in these threads. People here seriously think Ganker is the entire internet.

          >literally who the hell cares

          Get the frick over yourself Black person. Only actual fricking losers get this bent out of shape over video games of all things.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >actual fricking losers get this bent out of shape over video games of all things.
            >m-muh videogames are silly!

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              People play video games to have fun. Why the frick are you even here if you hate this hobby so much?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >if you hate this hobby
                Granpa lots his marbles

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Grandpa*
                lost*
                sorry, I am a little subby homosexual. I couldnt type straight because I was riding my chance.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You spend all your fricking time here seething cause there's a Black person in a game you don't play. You don't know or care if the game is good or not. You hate it over the most petty shit imaginable. I bet you don't even own Stellar Blade either. So, no, frick off with your "I actually like vidya" shit. Nobody fricking buys it. This is all just an excuse to whine about your personal politics.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Grandpa lost his pills now.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                zoomer learned to spell?

                Grandpa*
                lost*
                sorry, I am a little subby homosexual. I couldnt type straight because I was riding my chance.

                >if you hate this hobby
                Granpa lots his marbles

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >waah waah your old
                Nice one b***h

                >if you aren't eating slop that means you hate vidya
                I have standards

                If your standards are "Are there any black people?", then they're absolutely worthless and so are you.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >projection

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                this, modern v has become a parody of themselves and it is completely fricking pathetic.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Ganker is the parody
                heh

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                why am i supposed to care if drag queens and anime girls play a shitty switch game about dinosaurs? does this keep you up at night?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's video game focused Twitter. It's low-tier social media for the stupid and/or perpetually angry.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >if you aren't eating slop that means you hate vidya
                I have standards

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I can't argue therefore you do not play videogames
                HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
                HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
                Oh boy, they are always so pathetic at this.
                Stellar Blade has good gameplay.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Fromshit baby
                Of fricking course. Now post your Stellar Blade trophies or shut the frick up.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >wahh wahh fromsoft! wahh wahh It doesn't count!
                You know what? Out of spite I will not boot my PS5 to show the plat.
                Feel free to squirm more in your next empty reply.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                because you dont own a ps5. idiot. thanks for your concession. you have proven my point and i can finally leave this dumbass thread.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                QED.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Kek. You actually don't own the game do you?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What would anger you more?
                That is the true fun.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why would either option anger me? It doesn't change the fact that you're a loser getting upset about Black folk in a game you don't play. Whether that's Hades, Stellar Blade, or both really makes no difference.
                >inb4 concession accepted or some equally pathetic cope
                lol

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You are angry.
                Good.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >you're butthurt blah blah blah
                Grow up kid.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Keep it up kid. Your tears are delicious.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >no u

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >already going for the "heh, kiddo" posts
                You lost

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Lost what? Saying "u mad" isn't even an argument.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                U mad

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's funny how this post was what caused /misc/ to lose this thread

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          morons will ALWAYS out themselves as morons. they literally cant help it. it is not enough that they themselves know.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I love gaslighters like you that have to pivot away.
          No wonder everything you guys create fails.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            OH MY HECKIN GOD, I CANT BELIEVE THE LIBERALS ARE WINNING THE CULTURE WAR. LOOK AT THIS INDIE DATING GAME WITH GASP BLACK CHARACTERS. THIS IS TRULY 1985!!!!1!!1!

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I know right?
              They just can not stop failing.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            These characters are my type. This is an anonymous website so I have no fear of saying this.

  77. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Eves a little generic. But she's still miles better than that mutt slop on the right.

  78. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hades went woke and made GREEK GODS FRICKING Black folk just frick off with DEI and shit

  79. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Generic, but pretty VS Complex, but ugly on purpose

  80. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Stellar Blade flopped
    >sequel confirmed
    >more dlc on the way
    >pc port coming soon

  81. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Steller Blade has a shit story and dull characters with awful voice acting.

    It's generic nip shit. The saving grace is that it's actually a fun game to play and it looks really fricking good. I'm a coomer but I do wish the writing, dialogue, and voiceacting was better.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what are you talking about?
      homie the story is really cool
      I know you won't play it but at least watch a summary so you see how wrong you are.

  82. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stellar Blades writing is fricking terrible, and eve looks and sounds like a downie. I have some reservations about whacking it to actual morons so Melinoe is hotter

  83. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wasnt made by bug-eyed asiatics

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Das rite! on Ganker we only buy vidya made by WHITES

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Can not create, only infiltrate and corrupt.

  84. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >oh no, sir we are losing our raid!
    >quick! uhhh blame the israelites!

  85. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    heterochromia + cursed arm. that way you know she is important.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Worse than anime

  86. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >left
    forgettable
    caught in a flood of identical characters
    boring
    >right
    visually interesting
    memorable
    complex

  87. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just love how everything has been reversed.
    Now it's the left who is playing the race card to protect whypepo jobs.
    And the right who wants to ship all the liberal jobs to Japan.

    This election season is completely bonkers.

  88. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Comparison between Stellar Blade and Hades 2
    >360 posts
    >Not a single Hades 2 screen cap
    That mediocre eh?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine acting smug about a thread you didn't even read.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine how bad this game must be when no one uses it during the discussion. Or no one played it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          People did post screenshots dummy. You don't even need to scroll up that much to see one. Nice cope tho.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Oh sorry I think I missed
            Care to point them?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >can you read the thread for me
              No. And for the record. There are barely any Stellar Blade screenshots either. Because this thread isn't actually about video games.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There is 1 right here

                [...]

                What are you talking about?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >No.
                Hum, ok.

  89. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can't speak for left but Mel is very sweet and polite but also kind of awkward since she tries to speak very formally with everyone. She also has a pretty fierce temper which is fitting given her history. She's not a dry wisecracker like Zag so i get why people would prefer him.

  90. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    writing.

  91. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What a normal person sees as good, beautiful, or true, a ~~*fellow white*~~ sees as merely normative, and therefore subject to deconstruction (a euphemism for subversion). They will never refer to a beautiful woman as "beautiful", but rather as "conforming to beauty norms", thereby inverting the relationship between good and bad. Ugliness is virtuous because it "challenges norms".

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That does sound like something they would do.

      >checks OP post
      Yup, that's definitely what they do. Like they always do.
      This Anon gets it.

  92. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Leftists really do hate beauty.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's kinda right though. She looks like a Dead or Alive DLC character. Nothing wrong with that, a character can be lacking in creativity and still be good for my pp.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      seeing them seethe is always entertaining

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's telling how people keep failing to point out that Eve is not wearing her more appealing (as general attire) and detailed starting outfit? I really like the gloves.
      Mel also gets different looks but the image is using her default. Her color variety is superior when comparing defaults.

  93. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She is cute. And fun.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cute and funny?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cute

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Ghost handjobs

  94. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That she has no breasts or ass apparently

  95. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stellar Boobs make my PP harder, but Melinoe has objectively better design.

  96. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If we judge her by the other character designs in Hades 2, she's over designed with 1 too many obvious "references" to her mythological background, but also made as diverse as the artists could get away with and still claim plausible deniability about it later. Plus games journalists are biased as frick and make it obvious they don't like the left but have to begrudgingly admit it's not the worst thing they've ever played.

  97. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shes actually super sweet. I thought she was going to be a b***hy dyke from the art but she just wants to be with her family.

  98. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've only seen snippets of each so I can't say conclusively but I will guess:
    >one draws from the extensive package of Greek mythology in a more hopeful scenario with lots more dialogue for aspects of the game
    >the other draws on a younger setting/lore, the situation is more grim at the start and seemingly she's made for combat
    So I can believe in Hades having better characterization as it's really easier to build on its setting.
    >dull
    This I have doubts about because a lot of these journalists want to be sensationalist, push agendas and have trouble connecting with struggles that aren't portrayed in a whiny, explicit way. So "dull" is likely an exaggeration. "Fantastic" probably is as well but being positive in this case isn't as impactful as being negative.

  99. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People talk a lot of shit about how other forums are circlejerks, but it's literally impossible to have a good thread about a game Ganker decides is woke or whatever.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can't speak for Hades 2, but the first game had no woke shit whatsoever.
      morons literally can't differentiate between "I dislike this Aunt Jemimah looking b***h" and actual corpo diversity bullshit like Disney's shenanigans.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because Ganker doesn't play video games, it's filled with idiots who live for political outrage

  100. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a coomer and think Eve looks boring as FRICK
    Even the side characters in that game are much better than her

  101. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nothing. from what i've seen she has none of zag's charm and wit.

  102. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >~~*((Saltzman*~~))

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cry harder incel

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        People will keep pointing this out from now on.
        Your time is up, israelite.

  103. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Melinoe
    >a fantastic character

  104. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >saltzman
    >left appeals to men
    >right is full of lgbtqia+++
    gee i wonder.

  105. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WOW SUCH FANTASTIC NEW DESIGN

  106. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stellar Blade is Korean, and Korea has never made a good video game (much like Japan).
    Hades 2 is American, and the USA has made every good video game.

    Any questions?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All of your worthless Muttlard developers will get fired when their games don't bring any revenue. It doesn't matter how many underhanded means your journalists use.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Post Windows regional settings. If you don't use Windows, don't bother. I already know your skin color.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Most people set it to Japanese because there are some VNs that only work on Japanese locale.
          So you don't really have a point to begin with, newbie.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Again, that identifies you as brown. White people don't "play" VNs.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You don't even know what you are talking about.
              It doesn't matter dumbfrick. You will all get fire one by one.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >this is literally me shrugging

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You can keep shrugging, you will all get the boot eventually.
                Your corrupt journalists can't protect you.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I don't understand greentext because they don't use that on reddit.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I understood you just fine Muttlard. You're coping.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                people need to stop selling out to big gamer. Just don't sell your fricking dev team like

  107. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Right is cuter/sexier, I'm not into lifeless sex dolls

  108. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >450 replies
    >still not a single ingame image from hades 2
    lol

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ingame image from hades 2

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        WE GOT ONE BOYS FINALLY WE GOT ONE!
        AFTER 8 HOURS AND 456 POSTS WE GOT ONE!!

  109. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Right is a zombie with glowing green arms. In Hades every character is a static jpg meanwhile left is a awkward, deformed female body, and the face is the photo de a real woman

  110. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get why either side can't be just fricking happy and leave the other alone

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you sure you are being fair here?

      One side has weaponised their review outlet against foreigners.
      The other side is saying their don't like games with trannies.

  111. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know but that heterochromia is fricking bad. It almost never looks good unless it's just a blind eye or something like that. And why is her face completely in shadow?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shame this game died two weeks ago, but sexo.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I haven't been Hades I yet, but it's Hades II still in early access and getting updates? I wouldn't call it dead just yet.

        The usual round of breathless reviews on it from the usual Black personhomosexuals might be over, but there should still be an active base for discussing it on /vg/ for example.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That was D4. I was just showing good heterochromia.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Oh shit, yeah okay, I misunderstood. Is getting Gamepass for Diablo 4 worth it?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Season 4 killed it. There's no reason to play anymore.

  112. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Right looks like generic tumblr doodle

  113. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ign is suddenly gospel and trustworthy now
    i really hope some of you dont do this

  114. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    One is coomer shit the other is troon shit, both of those groups of "people" are essentially the same thing.

  115. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SHES BAREFOOT

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There are a lot of barefoot female characters in Hades 2. Kinda based ngl.

  116. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    The jannies took care of that fast. I noticed it under 3 minutes after it was posted, and it was killed well before that. Dicks on the OP pic? 3 hour response time. Dude spamming gore? 2+ hours.

    These are your jannies. Look at their priorities.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jans are trans, but in this case I deleted it because it was meant for

      My love for Supergiant exceeds my anger at woke. And Hades 2 is excellent so I don't regret it at all

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