What, Still here? Hand it over, that thing, your poop
What, Still here? Hand it over, that thing, your poop
This phonograph "reads" a rock’s rough surface and transforms it into beautiful ambient music pic.twitter.com/PYDzYsWWf8
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>THE AWFUL ANUS EATER
>THE BUNGLING BUTT MUNCHER
>THE CREEPY CRAP CRUNCHER
>THE DASTARDLY DOOKIE DOWN-THE-HATCHER
>THE EVIL EVIL-EYE EYER
>THE FAT FART FUCKER
>THE GROSS GUT SLURPER
>THE HELLISH RUMP HUMPER
>THE IRRITABLE BOWL BANDIT
>THE gnomish
>THE KARMIC CACA COOMER
>THE LOATHESOME DUNG EATER
>THE MALEVOLENT POOP HOARDER
>THE broRDLY SHIT CHEWER
>THE ORIGINAL SCATMAN
>THE PESTIFEROUS POO POO PLATERER
>THE QUIRKY MANUER MAURAUDER
>THE REPUGNANT STINKHOLE HUFF-PUFF-PASSER
>THE STINKY SHIT SUCKER
>THE TERRIBLE NICKLEHOLE PICKLER
>THE UNASHAMED ASSHOLE LICKER
>THE VISCOUS WINDBREAKER WILLSMELLER
>THE WARMONGERING WASTE STEALER
>THE XENOPHILIC ANUS ASSIMILATOR
>THE YELLOWED-PISS BROWN-SHITTED PROSTATE PROLIFERATER
>THE ZOOMING TURD BURGLER
H-here just d-dont hurt me
They locked him up because he ate the last of Ranni's poop when her body died and released it's bowels
Breh's just look at those curves.... Ranni was THICC
those are some DANGEROUS curves got dam
>Cornered by the dung eater
>He is about to seed bed curse me and fuck up my soul
>quickly pull down my pants and take a shit
>He stops and is mesmerized by the display
>While he is consuming my fat log I make my escape
Close call
THE MALICIOUS MANURE MUNCHER
Name one(1) thing he did wrong. Go on. I'll wait
Pulled people's souls out through their butts and cursed them to be afflicted with horrifically painful horn growths all over their bodies
And this is wrong because..?
Ebin
He ate shit (and was cought)
Man's armor is covered in buttholes
>thinly veiled Aphex Twin thread
Go back Wrong board
>for my janny's painting
Have any of you fags unironically done his ending? I've killed him immediately both times I've played. He's a sick fuck and a communist. I will never mend the elden ring with the poopoo rune
Literally the first ending I did.
Nah I usually get his rune but whenever I get to the end I always just do Goldmask's or Fia's because Shit Eater's sounds so awful and it makes me feel bad
did he actually eat poopoo or was it a metaphor?
The human soul in japanese religion is inside the anus. So both.
Little of both
Fags irl eat shit all the time
I thought that was just a myth and fags washed their asses to fuck
It's a reference to some jap mythos having your soul stored inside an organ that's in the middle of you hips.
Some jap ghosts thus try to steal your soul by the shortest path: fist-fucking.
From the outside it will look like he devoured some random chunk he teared off out of your butthole, thus his nickname.
Dunno it was intended that the what he is actually doing would be lost both on the in-game populace AND the players themselves.
the loathsome coomposter
I wish the corpses of people he fucked up looked more... violated? They look like they just had a little bloody sneeze and that's it.