What, Still here? Hand it over, that thing, your poop

What, Still here? Hand it over, that thing, your poop

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >THE AWFUL ANUS EATER
    >THE BUNGLING BUTT MUNCHER
    >THE CREEPY CRAP CRUNCHER
    >THE DASTARDLY DOOKIE DOWN-THE-HATCHER
    >THE EVIL EVIL-EYE EYER
    >THE FAT FART FRICKER
    >THE GROSS GUT SLURPER
    >THE HELLISH RUMP HUMPER
    >THE IRRITABLE BOWL BANDIT
    >THE israeli
    >THE KARMIC CACA COOMER
    >THE LOATHESOME DUNG EATER
    >THE MALEVOLENT POOP HOARDER
    >THE homieRDLY SHIT CHEWER
    >THE ORIGINAL SCATMAN
    >THE PESTIFEROUS POO POO PLATERER
    >THE QUIRKY MANUER MAURAUDER
    >THE REPUGNANT STINKHOLE HUFF-PUFF-PASSER
    >THE STINKY SHIT SUCKER
    >THE TERRIBLE NICKLEHOLE PICKLER
    >THE UNASHAMED butthole LICKER
    >THE VISCOUS WINDBREAKER WILLSMELLER
    >THE WARMONGERING WASTE STEALER
    >THE XENOPHILIC ANUS ASSIMILATOR
    >THE YELLOWED-PISS BROWN-SHITTED PROSTATE PROLIFERATER
    >THE ZOOMING TURD BURGLER

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    H-here just d-dont hurt me

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They locked him up because he ate the last of Ranni's poop when her body died and released it's bowels

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Breh's just look at those curves.... Ranni was THICC

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      those are some DANGEROUS curves got dam

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Cornered by the dung eater
    >He is about to seed bed curse me and frick up my soul
    >quickly pull down my pants and take a shit
    >He stops and is mesmerized by the display
    >While he is consuming my fat log I make my escape

    Close call

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    THE MALICIOUS MANURE MUNCHER

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Name one(1) thing he did wrong. Go on. I'll wait

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Pulled people's souls out through their butts and cursed them to be afflicted with horrifically painful horn growths all over their bodies

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        And this is wrong because..?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Ebin

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He ate shit (and was cought)

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Man's armor is covered in buttholes

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >thinly veiled Aphex Twin thread
    Go back Wrong board

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >for my janny's painting

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Have any of you gays unironically done his ending? I've killed him immediately both times I've played. He's a sick frick and a communist. I will never mend the elden ring with the poopoo rune

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Literally the first ending I did.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nah I usually get his rune but whenever I get to the end I always just do Goldmask's or Fia's because Shit Eater's sounds so awful and it makes me feel bad

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    did he actually eat poopoo or was it a metaphor?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The human soul in japanese religion is inside the anus. So both.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Little of both

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      gays irl eat shit all the time

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I thought that was just a myth and gays washed their asses to frick

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/aY9bagL.jpg

      What, Still here? Hand it over, that thing, your poop

      It's a reference to some jap mythos having your soul stored inside an organ that's in the middle of you hips.
      Some jap ghosts thus try to steal your soul by the shortest path: fist-fricking.
      From the outside it will look like he devoured some random chunk he teared off out of your butthole, thus his nickname.

      Dunno it was intended that the what he is actually doing would be lost both on the in-game populace AND the players themselves.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the loathsome coomposter

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I wish the corpses of people he fricked up looked more... violated? They look like they just had a little bloody sneeze and that's it.

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