What the FRICK is team cherry cooking?

What the FRICK is team cherry cooking?

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    the biggest flop of 2030

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I bet they have Notch syndrome. Infinite money = no motivation to work

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      What level of autism is this?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Swede autism. Unlike their brother to the east, swedes are extremely moronic and unproductive when they make games. Usually there's a good start to it but as soon as it blows up and they need to add updates it's a total shitshow.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Check back next year

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >support indies
    >they quit and go get real jobs/retire
    >indie goes bankrupt
    >they quit and go get real jobs/die
    Feed your indie darlings sparingly.

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      If someone loses it and attacks team cherry the media will ignore years of psychological torture.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >2 logins this week!

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Meanwhile at Team Cherry HQ.
        Hey Ari come here and look at these dumb frickers getting excited about Kickstarter logins.
        lmao do another one on before the Nintendo Direct, that'll really set them off.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      i have depicted you as the crying redditjak. i win

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing
    They can't even be arsed to give any Information at all.
    It's over
    Play nine sols instead

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Go back to twitter, underage

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing. If it ever comes out it's going to blow. There's no way anything decent is going to come out of these nightmare delays.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >delays
      There was no set release date

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >all the games shown will come out within 12 months

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The most forced indie game of all time

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    They need to get the extended ending where Hornet marries a human man just right.

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    They are unironically able to live for the rest of their life without ever having a job, it's obvious they just refuse to work anymore

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The scope of the game is very large.
    >165+ enemies (back in 2019)
    >100+ benches (Hollow Knight had 41)
    >new combat mechanics and progression systems
    >sidequests
    >likely more complex bosses
    >likely more post-game content than the original's base game
    >god knows what else
    It doesn't take a genius to know what they've been doing. They've been constantly adding and refining things. The core team is three dudes, and Hollow Knight was very successful, so they've had no reason to cut things short. They will simply keep going until they are satisfied. The idea that they're NOT working is ludicrous, if anything it's the exact opposite.
    I do still think that the age ratings point to them being close to done. They are likely in the final polishing and bugfixing stage.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yep. Just like winds of winter

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        A novel is a very different beast from a game. In GRRM's case I wouldn't be surprised if he's thrown away a lot of drafts because he's not happy with any of them. Whereas with Silksong there's no reason to throw content away, in a metroidvania with a giant world content can always be repurposed into something else.

        Gta 6 will came out before this lol

        That's not impossible.

        Very optimistic viewpoint
        Hope It's true.
        The lack of communication from their side is just worrisome.

        >The lack of communication from their side is just worrisome.
        I'm not sure why they've decided on this strategy, but it could be they don't want to reveal every little detail so people can go into the game as fresh as possible. And at the end of the day updates and promotions still take work, that could be spent on the game itself. For example devs used to spend months -just- working on E3 demos.
        Though that Leth guy could certainly be doing more, he's being paid to do barely anything except say "they're still working on the game" every 6 months.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Gta 6 will came out before this lol

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Very optimistic viewpoint
      Hope It's true.
      The lack of communication from their side is just worrisome.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      the original game was already too long, what's with all that slop?
      Just release multiple games

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >gimme less content!1!!
        Black person wtf

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Eh, some games are better when they're tightened up but Silksong can be as bloated as it wants to be as long as it does eventually come out.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >gimme less content
          yes, less is more

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Pacing is a thing in all forms of art and media of more than instant consumption, and while HK is a good game there early game drags a bit and some areas felt like filler. Regardless, HK is of fine length and making it longer is asking to frick up an already solved formula.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            nah it can have as much content as it wants as long as it is all well made and paced

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I heard the game also cures cancer

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Team Cherry probably hates their fanbase and I don't blame them. So they're just fricking with them. Creating the Xbox listing was an April Fools joke, and they login into Kickstarter for no reason other than to laugh at the gays that think that means anything.

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when Phil promised the game to come out two years ago?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It was simply the twitter guy responding to a random tweet you zoom

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        He literally said in the presentation that all games shown would come out within a year

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Team cherry lied as always

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not gonna hold Phil Spencer responsible for Team Cherry's shenanigans.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          he didn't, it was twitter only

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >he personally said it
          No

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    why care about some tiny indie teams game

    Its like people being hyped for no mans sky, a AAA game made by 15 people max prior to launch, and then they're surprised the game content is made by 15 people.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I care because i love metroidvania games and hollow knight was one of the best ones back then.
      Also, hornet

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        its make sense if its like supergiant games that continuously move up with their production values

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          The garage had enormous success but they are still 3 guys taking ages to release what was supposed to be a dlc

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >I care because i love metroidvania games
        You just love being sodomized in the ass

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Noman's Sky
      >AAA game

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I hope nothing. Hollow Knight caused significant damage to metroidvanias. Terrible game, now mindlessly copied because of reddit visuals and baby's first. Fricking hell I hate almost everything about it.

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i need to to boost the fanart

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm more annoyed that people who donated them in Kickstarter didn't sued them yet.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Do they still have to pay for silksong? They payed for playable hornet afterall

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        no, apparently the game is free for the kickstarted backers

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      sars do the needful litigious sar

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >all chapters of delta rune come out before this does
    Fricking hell...

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    They're still trying to learn the new engine for Silksong. I heard they're using assembly language so they dont need to pay anything anymore

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >trying to learn
      It's over

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        do you seriously believe everything you see on Ganker? how do you breathe?

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    They're waiting for me to finish Hollow Knight

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    a nothingburger

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    TRUST THE PLAN

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      If Nintendo moneyhats them into a timed exclusive, there will be a lot of anger.

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    My guess is some sort of autistic perfectionist issue where they keep reiterating the game over and over again until it's "perfect". No publisher deadline is a terrible thing for autist indie Devs since they will get into this never ending reiteration cycle

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Atleast it's not another early-access that never gets finished

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Ever since the delays got into ridiculous territory, my main guess has been that the process went like this:

    >Design initial Hornet abilities
    >Design entire map around it
    >Hornet abilities feel too similar to previous game, more ideas flow, eventually Hornet completely changes and doesn't interact with the map
    >Scrap entire map and build game from ground up, including bosses that mesh better with the new moveset
    >All this plus the desire to top Hollow Knight in scale

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    People went to team cherry office. It's abandoned. They ran away with the money

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