What the frick was her problem?

What the frick was her problem?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She hates macaroni and cheese

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Devs clearly resented their parents making them go to church and forbidding them from having buttsex.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >brings up homosex unprompted
      This is what we call PROJECTION. You are PROEJCTING your inner thoughts and desires onto something else and revealing what you really think about at all times.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Calm down, homo.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Florian and Edmund are giga homos. Sorry you had to find out this way.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Are you sure about that?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i never understood why homosexuals think it's a gotcha to insinuate other people they dislike may be covert homosexuals too
        when a black Black person steals my shit, i don't go "HA! you're just as white as me. PWNED"

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's one thing to dislike something and it's another be compulsive and obsessive to the point they live in your head and you bring them up all the time for no fricking reason whatsoever. Like with you and black people.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Look, I can pseudopsychoanalyse too, homosexual, just watch:
        >Edmund depicts poop a lot therefore he has an anal fixation therefore homosexual.
        Not very hard.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          we call that a leap of logic. and i really don't want to spend my time talking about poop on-line. find something better to do with your day.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I want to be right, I just don't want to actually have to defend why I've deluded myself into believing I'm right.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hey Ed how's Mr guppy

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Only homosexuals hate homosexuality!
        No wonder you lot are so self-loathing

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      at least the first one

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder that morons like
      completely misinterpret "Dogma", the fight is not "church TV bad", it's Isaac trying to reconcile the fact that what her mother tried to do to him made literally no sense in the context of what she was watching, and him trying to understand why he had been persecuted and not forgiven for whatever it was he had done.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Religious psychosis or fanaticism was notoriously dangerous throughout human history even before psychology became a thing. And obviously it is still very dangerous to this day.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      god told her to do it
      simple as

      shut the frick up heretic
      you deserve a proper burning

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >TAIY IYTWI IIBWI
      where's the Black person word?

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    “I will do ask you ask my lord”

    Why is this intro so fricking funny
    I was raised a Jehovah’s Witness too so this kind of hits home

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this got unrealistic when the girl picked up some homeless dude

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >religion bad

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Religion isn’t bad, it’s the people who make it bad, much like guns.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She was mentally ill and taken advantage of by televangelists.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >She was mentally ill and taken advantage of by televangelists.
      Why are so many American mothers like this

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because you've never been to America and don't actually know any Americans. You live in a third world hovel and pretend like you know anything about the world outside a day's travel from you.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nah you're all mentally stunted in the US ergo the high number of evangelicals.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Case in point.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well, it sort of goes a long way back to the state integration into marriage, which has lead to its continued despiritualization and devaluing in society despite it being very important to the mental well being of people to be in stable families and exploitation in the massive amounts of money to be made in destroying families regardless of the amount of human suffering it causes.
        Along similar lines is the intimacy of sex completely being destroyed.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mentally and physically ill from the pills in her purse and wearing a wig making it most likely cancer. Also suffering from a prior miscarriage and having her husband leave her. It's really depressing when you think about it since it's not something entirely detached from fiction.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >has cancer
        >had a miscarriage
        >divorced single mother, was married to a gambling addict
        >mentally ill and drugged out her mind
        >watches televangelist television
        >hears voices from above telling her to kill her child

        yeah religion isn't the main problem, and i'm pretty sure that's the point. also it's clear that isaac is an unreliable narrator, given how many different endings there are. his mother probably never attacked him, but he felt in danger anyway because she's clearly not okay and shouldn't be taking care of a young child.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They deserved better Gankerros...
          >yeah religion isn't the main problem, and i'm pretty sure that's the point
          Yeah, it's just a very fractured family. Isaac definitely had verbal abuse thrown at him and at his age, that fricks you up. The idea of a Mom finding her dead child in a chest after searching for him and putting up missing posters with LITERALLY nothing left actually tugs at me. While Isaac goes to heaven at the end of the game, his mother is still living after losing all her children and husband while being terminally ill.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >religion good

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ?si=sdDs7x8Qxt-Djh_1

      israelites cut children’s dicks

      Christ cucks abuse, frick, and preach hell fire

      Sand Black folk torture women, children, and destroy art

      That’s Earth in 2024

      >hates religion
      >loves tranime (but edgy)

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Trans people are also extremely mentally ill since they think they can change genders

        You can’t

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I love watching tranime but I'm a manly man! honest!
          nah, lol

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Stay mad

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They’re also huge buttholes and a danger to education everywhere, since identity is NOT enough for them—no, they have to erase sex/gender entirely, with semantic fricking warfare, and denying how the flesh works. Frick me. They are only happy when you de-educate yourself, because they deeply hate reality.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            gender isn't determined by your body you fricking moron

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              LOL look at this moron, thinking sex and gender aren’t fricking synonymous to the average bloke on the road. Stop trying to turn the west into the Philippines.

              “Um, ackchyually, I think you mean sex, not gender…”
              “Um, no, I don’t give a frick about the difference, good day.”

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >look this uneducated moron agrees with me
                not the own you think it is

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Then what do you call the hormonal mismatches that cause people to even distinguish gender from sex in the first place if not determined by your body?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Then explain how trans people change their gender if it isn't possible according to you, or did you pull that out from your ass?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No amount of science can alter your skin, sorry. You will always have male or female skin/surface patterns. Deal with it.

            Men cannot get pregnant lmfao. Trans “men” can because they weren’t born as men.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Then explain how my male friends became female if that is true.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Identity =|= reality

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's true, they used to be men but became women. It's not like some clown like you would be able to tell the difference except from the penis.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Because cutting off your dick and taking hormones doesn’t make you change into a female. 1 percent of the population has characteristics of both, but they were also born with it. Plus deformities like 11 fingers are not normal.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Technically people don't have gender at all, it was haphazardly fricked up into a pseudoscience concept because Transsexualism is pretty clearly falsifiable quackery.
          Grammatical gender refers to the organization of words in relation to human communication, nothing "has a gender" the language used to describe it does.
          In this sense you can't really "falsify" any sort of claim that someone is a "different gender" because gender literally does not apply to any sort of biological reality.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The guy who coined gender was a guy named money who experimented on twins (like me) and they both killed themselves

            >just like the 41 percent ironically

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >The guy who coined gender
              Means literally nothing.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah it does because we use sex and gender differently now and I agreed with you but okay

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sex and Gender were always different.
                That's why they're two different words.
                You're literally making the moronic "overcorrection" people do when they try to pretend shit like singular they doesn't exist and unintentionally making the same argument the gender morons are.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Okay then don’t argue for the sake of arguing and second I’m telling you the story dipshit

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I’m telling you the story
                I don't care, gender pre-dates John Money and attributing the entire grammatical concept of gender to him to try and correct for the issues caused by the modern incarnation of the transsexual community is doing more damage than it fixes.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I said the word coined you fricking moron. He didn’t make up the term but used it but keep going in circles du

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >That's why they're two different words.
                this guy thinks synonyms do not exist. Also,they was only ever used singularly to refer to a person who you did not know the gender of. usually hypothetical scenarios.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              no. Gender literally just meant sex. it was completely synonymous. He didn't "coin" anything.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >(But edgy)
        Get rolled

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Religion is a virus.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She did literally nothing wrong. If god tells you to do something it's probably important and the right thing to do.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Apparently hearing voices from God is a bad thing and a sign of psychosis but hearing voices from anime characters telling you should be a girl and cut your dick off is empowering

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why is all schizophrenia negative? Why can’t there be good schizophrenia?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because schizophrenia is when you acutely hear the whispers of demons, like the ones that tell you to cut your dick off and not talk to girls.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the ones that tell you to not talk to girls are very wise demons

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >t. demon

            gender isn't determined by your body you fricking moron

            0/10 bait

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >talk to girl
              >life ruined, have to pay for rest of your life
              should have listened to those demons

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because schizophrenia is when you acutely hear the whispers of demons, like the ones that tell you to cut your dick off and not talk to girls.

        Schizophrenic here
        Not all schizophrenics hear voices and not all schizophrenic voices are negative. Also, not all people who don’t have schizophrenia never hear voices. The real gut punch of schizophrenia is the way it makes you feel trapped in your own head and disables certain brain function. That said, it’s more like an autoimmune response to your brain being put through something it doesn’t like, like trauma or socially constructed behavior that you’re forced to participate in. It’ll slowly ease off if you get yourself to a better place.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Why can’t there be good schizophrenia?
        Joan of Arc

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Why can’t there be good schizophrenia?
        There is good schizophrenia, it eventually devolves into bad schizophrenia though.
        See Terry A Davis

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm a schizo and it's turned me into a psycho materialist-pragmatist. Everything can be paperclip maximized to reduce error. I would argue this as made me more efficient, but a bad human.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God forgot to send an angel to tell her it was just a prank

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would assume, Issac.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    white woman

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ?si=sdDs7x8Qxt-Djh_1

    israelites cut children’s dicks

    Christ cucks abuse, frick, and preach hell fire

    Sand Black folk torture women, children, and destroy art

    That’s Earth in 2024

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so what the frick got datamined that was so important it got the online alpha taken offline early?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the results of the datamining came up after people wanted to find a way to avoid playing greedier mode for this month's beta.
      the datamining revealed some sort of ranking system called 'Shame on You Ranks,' and some WIP files for an upcoming 'deathmatch' gamemode (which we already knew about from the hidden, unfinished monster controlling mode in the console.)
      also tyrone has confirmed that the beta won't be back until it is fully finished (lol)

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >something that you cannot stop and should fully expect happened so now you stop beta testing
        Thank you Nicalis, very cool. Fix the crashes in Cave Story + you fricking idiot.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't do fricking shit. Dataminers didn't do fricking shit. I didn't even know shit got datamined until he cried about it on twitter. Cat is already out of the bag, why even punish people at this point? It's not going to stop them from datamining.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >planning to go live with no stress testing
        Its going to fricking be a closed alpha goddammit

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they could atleast remove delirium's chaos card immunity or the telefrag garbage until the rework

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the incompetency and idiocy of nicalis continues to fuel my efforts in fixing their shitty remake

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Still nicer than the real deal

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She was Rule 63 of this bozo

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >i do not understand biblical stories therefore everyone else is wrong
      why do larpagans do this?

      Stay mad

      stay troony

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You’re schizophrenic who got mad that I called our israeli books just like I’m doing right now with trannies who think they they can change genders. Wait until you find out churches are full of them

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >i do not understand biblical stories
          What am I misunderstanding about a god telling a guy to kill his son, then saying, "it was just a prank bro," right as he's about to go through with it? Is it because I don't have the myrrh-tinted lens around religion as you do?

          >i do not understand biblical stories therefore everyone else is wrong
          >why do larpagans do this?

          You do realize every day in church that people have to teach the Bible right because of how inconsistent it is right? It’s also varies based on people’s interpretations. Do you think everyone who reads the Bible has the same conclusion?

          calm down larpaganoids

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I’m extremely calm. You’re just stupid and slow.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >i do not understand biblical stories
        What am I misunderstanding about a god telling a guy to kill his son, then saying, "it was just a prank bro," right as he's about to go through with it? Is it because I don't have the myrrh-tinted lens around religion as you do?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >i do not understand biblical stories therefore everyone else is wrong
        >why do larpagans do this?

        You do realize every day in church that people have to teach the Bible right because of how inconsistent it is right? It’s also varies based on people’s interpretations. Do you think everyone who reads the Bible has the same conclusion?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You do know that god literally appeared to the people of Israel on countless occasions and performed ridiculous miracles and shit. He also straight up killed almost everyone who didn’t listen to him. Literally just fricking killed a guy for picking up sticks on the sabbath. Killed Moses for striking a rock instead of speaking to it, and before that nearly killed him for not being circumcised until his wife rubbed their son’s foreskin on his feet. He completely nuked Sodom and Gomorrah, made food fall out of the sky every day to feed homies walking through the desert and would follow the people of israel inside of a giant fire tornado

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sure he did. Hey, why'd he stop?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >You do know that god literally appeared to the people of Israel
        >You do know
        >literally

        I see.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    whats with the scat in this game, i get its supposed to be a hellhole but the emphasis on shit is pretty weird

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Poop is the height of comedy to Edmund, that's pretty much it.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >um actually the 1% is completely normal….
    leftists are truly mental

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Humans are meant to be moronic, this is what I believe now.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Isaac thread
    >Religion thread
    >Roguelike thread
    >Lore thread
    >Somehow still devolved into a troony obsession thread
    Unironically worse than reddit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically isn’t a word and it comes Reddit.
      Second I made a point about how religion is stupid with anime (it’s manga) and some christcuck got mad and called me trans when I told him they’re both crazy. Then the NPCs latch on and the Christcuck can’t refute anything I say

      So

      :/

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Leftists are perfectly fine being the world’s biggest dumbasses.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      and yet the right always loses to the left in the long term

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well sand Black folk are quite stupid before they gave up math. The left is also stupid

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Stupid people thrive and win using numbers.
        The smarter you are, the smaller and narrower your percentage amongst the masses.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >the people that stay out of academia are secretly the smart ones
          LMAO! The cope is unreal.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Those who can do, do. Those who can't, teach.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Isaac and his Isaac lived in alone in a small Isaac on a Isaac

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wait until the fake Christian realizes Jesus asked the father for help, they hate me because I say the truth

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Somehow the left, the “good guys”, are 100x worse than the right, the “bad guys” lol

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this game is truly the greatest midwit filter across the entire medium

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I dunno, look at the people in this thread saying or implying that the point of the game is "religion bad, I hate that I had to go to church as a kid"

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    To add even fire to the christcuck since that’s his thing did you know that Bible mentions dick cutting over 800 times?
    What did Jesus (before changing his mind and book) mean by this one?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was done out of medical necessity when they lived in a sandy shithole but for some reason it also became religiously significant.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Having read the Torah recently, I can confidently say that circumcision was actually just some arbitrary rule that god came up with because he doesn’t like foreskin apparently. It’s irrelevant in a discussion ok Christianity though. Circumcision is a israeli practice. Christians follow the teaching of the New Testament. The laws of Abraham mostly only apply to israelites, except in the sense of basic morality. All of the ritualistic stuff isn’t part of Christian practice; only the moral teachings carry over

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >The laws of Abraham
          Er, the laws of Abraham and Moses I should say. The “old law” in contrast to “the new covenant with Christ”

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Edgy? What cutting your kid into pieces isn’t edgy? Buddy your entire book of 66 stories is the definition of “edge”
    You have literal incarnation of evil fighting God

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    FAF
    Fat American Female
    The most mentally ill demographic.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The most mentally ill demographic.
      No, that would be the OTW (Obsessed Third Worlder)

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry my bad christcuck. Instead of drawings with edge we have a book with no drawings with edge but with over 50,000 errors so many quotes about dick cutting

    😉

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh throwing your kid isn’t edgy. I’m a Christian of course im owed heaven!

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She married a drunk gambler dead beat and had a kid with him. She started watching televangelists to cope and went crazy the dead beat gambler dad left and she went even more crazy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't forget the kid is his own special brand of crazy (spurred on and encouraged by his extremely fricking weird dad) which didn't help matters either.

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I am. I’m laughing at you. You’re just too stupid for me so you can’t refute anything I say because

    That means you’re going against your book

    😉

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      Anyway this is my last post and I have to say is Cope

      [...]
      Where's the lie?

      maybe if you got a religious girlfriend you'd become a better person

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So what I'm getting here is this hot head is real mad that The Binding of Isaac isn't about God Bad

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Anyway this is my last post and I have to say is Cope

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Actually more thing so I go from a trannie to a chud now? They’re so afraid of the truth their confusing their enemies lmfao

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Where's the lie?

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think it was apparent even in the Flash game that Mom was a schizophrenic who had her mental illness aggravated by christianity. She then pushes her delusions onto her child, makes their father leave by refusing any help. Said child Isaac also has some mental illness issues equally aggravated by the warped religious dogma his mother preaches. This happens a lot more than you think in real life.
    Dunno where the poop comes from though...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ignore the image, Gankers stupid captcha system never ceases to amaze me

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Dunno where the poop comes from though...
      Isaac is still a kid. Kids find toilet humor funny.

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    if christians are right-wingers then larpagan /misc/tourists are by necessity left-wing

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >if right wingers are right wingers then the alt right has to be left wing
      moron

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No no. I'd say Christians are more likely to be right wing but the religion is flexible enough to where everyone can fit it into their current day political ideology.
      Its when you get to the completely made up shit like Evangelicals and doomsday preppers that everything starts to be clearly far right

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The alt-right movement is a result of political figures grifting and targeting the uneducated and socially ostracized. Thats why there's so many random factions in it, from the deus vult crowd to the "groypers" to unironic nazi larpers, all the way down to the atheist debatebros.
      /misc/ isnt cohesive because its an exploited crowd of the mentally ill, Binding of Isaac Antibirth

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        calm down schizo

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The alt-right movement
        no such thing. that's divide and conquer bullshit from lefties who missed their milquetoast boomer republicans of yesteryear

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        video games?

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care at all for the American evangelical neutered version of things where the bible is populated with softspoken anglos and everything is about love and charity and shit. Christianity's imagery obsession with blood, suffering, and death are its coolest elements outside of actual death cults. It does it without being edgy, like it sees nobility in it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you so dumb that you can't discern the Bizzare Bronze Age israelite Desert Adventures part from The Life and Death of Jesus Christ part?
      >actual death cults
      >it sees nobility in it
      moron

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah the Jesus parts where you ritually consume the flesh and blood of a dead demigod in an incense-filled room with chanting elders, before an icon of that very demigod's unjust murder? That's pretty cool.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Yeah the Jesus parts where you ritually consume the flesh and blood of a dead demigod in an incense-filled room with chanting elders, before an icon of that very demigod's unjust murder
          holy shit stop talking like some reddit warhammer fanboy and get some sun homie

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Isaac is unironically less neutered than American's interpretations of the Bible.

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >come for funny isaac pics, late-june update predictions and siren lewds
    >it's /misc/acks shitting yet another thread
    Next time I guess.
    >verification not required

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cope. Your /vg/ circjlejerk is dead, grandpa.

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >religion good
    name one game

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Harvestella.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Th Making of a Prophet, the hit sequel to The You Testament.

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >religion bad

    Fortunately, "religion bad" is pretty much objectively true so the game is good.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tips fedora
      hello fellow r/atheist

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's 2024 sis, hating atheism and larping as an embarrassing tradcath went out of style back in 2017.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      religion puts a leash on the portion of the population that is too dumb to think, it's a net positive for everyone

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >schizo literally starts ranting about trannies unprompted

    you really can't make this shit up

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Believing in god is the greatest filter between emotional slaves and rational people
    people get afraid of death and being in charge of their own lives so they pretend a magic man is looking after them to feel better. But someone who accepts reality and sees the world through unbiased logic is free from being manipulated by his emotions
    which is why religious people are unstable, they rather be deluded than face hard feelings, and the more deluded they get the safer they feel

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >someone who accepts reality and sees the world through unbiased logic is free from being manipulated by his emotions
      most atheists are trannies

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Transgenderism is based on verifiable science unlike Christianity.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What science? The science or cutting off your penis and pretending it's a vegana?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Cope moron, not a single reputable scientist is willing your vile bullshit.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              *willing to back up

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              *willing to back up

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >every facet of society mocks and dehumanizes a minority
                >they want to kill themselves because of it
                wow, shocker

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                imagine living in cushy first world conditions and still having a higher suicide rate than any demographic in recorded human history

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What group living in a modern 1st world country is that not true for?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Cope moron, not a single reputable scientist is willing your v-ACK!

              https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Christians_in_science_and_technology

              also christians made FNAF and that's based

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                FNAF was made with an engine made by French sodomites, I bet that's based and Christian too huh?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Straw status: grasped

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >a lot of people are responsible for getting the game made
                >buuut only the input from the God fearing Christian counts

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                electricity was invented by Religious conservatives, but you didn't mention that. you're literally just coping
                >muh-muh game engine
                guess every game made in RPGmaker is a Japanese game now!!

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                my point was that every good thing you rely on was made by gay people

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                and my point is you're completely incorrect, pushing an inherently flawed premise; and that's already been demonstrated

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >nooo! everything I use daily was sourced from God fearing morons

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >reading comprehension status: nonexistent
                the whole discussion is moronic, I only jumped in because your stupidity was reaching critical mass.
                talk about videogames, instead of fantasizing about how gay video game developers are, you braindead and overtly biased idealogue

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >nooo! everything I use daily was sourced from God fearing morons

                Both of you are gays. Discuss the game or turn off your computer.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          troony stuff is basically a psyop funded by the Pritzker family because one of them lost his mind.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        obsessed

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          atheist detected
          do you froth at the mouth when your family deadnames you?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            my penis is more intact than yours, you're the one who got mutilated thanks to religion

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The director seems like those homies online whining there parents dragged them away from the computer and made them go to church

    i enjoy the game but the CHRISTIAN BAD vibe is all over the place

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I enjoyed the pony game but man these fricking horses are all over the place

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did you really play the game then?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >CHRISTIAN BAD vibe is all over the place
      You may actually be moronic. God and every holy symbol present in the game is treated as an absolute good, without exception. The first part of the actual final boss rush is an embodiment of a weak relationship with God.

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >religion/christianism bad people after they unlock Godhead:

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Transgenderism is based on verifiable science unlike Christianity.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      enduring a life of constant bullying sometimes makes you more resilient and capable

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that's why right-wing christian chuds will inherit the Earth

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >entirety of society caters to them
          >still fails
          lol, LMAO!

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            buddy? we are talking about chuds, not trannies

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              yes, trans people are marginalized, and white men are not

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                white trannies are marginalized, though. most trannies are black or israeli

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you're a delusional schizo or a racist grifter

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Where is your argument, sir?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >refute this claim I pulled from my slimy butthole
                no thanks

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I accept your less-than-graceful defeat

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >defeated by the facts you made up
                ok

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >schizos from both sides shit up Isaac thread
    All of you need to go leave where you belong. You're all worse than Delirium.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Delirium was my favorite league.

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This whole thread is why I stay off of Ganker nowadays, it's pure fricking cancer. /trash/ is better than this place

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Psychotic white trash woman
    >Isolated and poor
    >Becomes obsessed with Christianity from watching too much Kenneth Copeland on tv
    >Husband falls into alcoholism and eventually leaves
    >Abuses Isaac mentally and physically
    >Isaac fantasizes about her psycho mother killing him like that funny Bible tale
    >Isaac feels scared but also guilty about everything, so he locks himself in a chest, accidentally suffocating to death
    >Actually, mom never wanted to kill him
    >son is lost
    >In her depressive and psychotic state didn't realize that Isaac was in the house the whole time until it was far too late when she casually stumbled upon his corpse one day

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are Isaac threads always full of bitter atheist losers?

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    What satisfactions does it bring you to invent scenarios that never happened? Is it cope?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >What satisfactions does it bring you to invent scenarios that never happened?
      I wouldn't know, I'm not a troony or an atheist

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you were either of those things you'd be a more honest person.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          more honest as long as the subject is about killing myself over cutting my dick off lmao

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it's another episode of an isaac thread becoming a cesspool of politics and religion cause of bait op, again
    yet it's the scapegoat's fault, i miss the repentance daily threads when it came out and discovering red keys or the beast

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >game has heavy religious theming
      >"but don't you ever EVER discuss the religious theming"
      ???

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There's no discussion. This is just an r/atheism circlejerk.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody plays Isaac for the story.

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick it, see if i can start some actual isaac discussion.
    Just got the blue womb unlock, how do i actually get to it in just 30 minutes? my runs usually take that long to reach the womb

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just go faster.
      You need to get boss rush anyway, once you understand if youre on pace for boss rush you'll get a sense of if you're on pace for hush, you can even take 1 free item from the boss rush due to the guaranteed fool card spawn.
      Otherwise you'll just need to optimize your optimizations more quickly, instead of spending 5+ minutes trying to milk an arcade for value

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >instead of spending 5+ minutes trying to milk an arcade for value
        damn, there goes my run strats

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      unless your farming with sac rooms or blood banks its REALLY hard to not always get blue womb whats making your runs take so long

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >whats making your runs take so long
        sweeping the floor, hunting secret rooms, milking arcades and gambling machines

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >hilking arcades and gambling machines
          well theres your problem secret rooms at least dont take to long but you really dont need to be looking for them every floor unless you know how there spawn works and can do it fast

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >treasure room each floor
      >beeline to boss
      >take one or two shops
      It's really about ignoring half the game and using tarot cards and runes to your advantage. You also get a bunch of gold chests and 2 treasure rooms right before Hush, so keep that in mind.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just use Mama Mega, dude.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically, restart immediately if your goal is Hush and:
      >burning XL start (inflated health pools frick you over)
      >no damage up by the end of the 4th floor

      Also, you aren't using bombs enough. Use them to bypass early XL rooms that aren't going to need traveled through a second time or use them to OHKO most basement bosses (and heavily damage the rest).

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't minmax, go for treasure room and just jump shops if you don't have atleast 15 coins. Ignore curse rooms, secret rooms, sacrifice rooms, arcades and boss rush (you can do boss rush and reach Hush if you kill the bosses within 20 seconds). If you're going angels and don't have enough DPS to kill Uriel or Gabriel, don't fight them. However, you will start to see that most runs that reach Hush are where you're OP anyways or the ones where the stages layouts are straightfoward.

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >unlocked jacob and esau
    might honestly cheat engine this post-it note tbh
    the frick is this character

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just a character with a hitbox twice as large

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Utilize them. Keep them together, go alt paths for double the items, same with Angel Rooms because you can pick 2 items instead of one

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the people calling you "Christcuck" are almost invariably troony apologists

  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What completion marks are the most useful?

  61. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >believing in the magic sky man
    >in the year 2024
    do idiots really?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's easier to have faith than take reins

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For the average person Christianity is a positive influence in their life. It in no way signifies that Christianity is really all that good, more it shows how much of wretched a piece of filth the average person is, so much so that they become a better person when they start believing in magical sky daddies.

  62. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Isaac was a homosexual schizo who imagined everything.

  63. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what item do i take guys

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Godhead

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nine lives, holy mantle, or heartbreak if you want to win, eden's blessing if you have big balls why is this even a question

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      soul of lazarus or holy card bros?

      I died to delirium lol

  64. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She saw Isaac’s father in him and resented him for it.

  65. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bpd c**t

  66. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Eve is hot

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