What the frick was his problem?

What the frick was his problem?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Those inflexible bureaucrats at Garden couldn't stand him outclassing them all and tried to hold him down

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SeeD wouldn't give him a GF so he got himself an MILF instead.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He was too good for SeeD/Rinoa.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He was the symbolic Loki.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >cheats the training fight by using magic
    >permanently mutilates his opponent for shits and giggles
    >still gets beaten despite it
    He was always just a fricking c**t, probably the biggest one in FF. Even the villains tend to be insane or gods, he's just an butthole.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the training fight by using magic
      How is it proper training if they don't use magic? You think the enemy is gonna hold back in a real battle? Squall should've been prepared for it, and the fact that he wasn't just shows that he's not cut out to be SEED. Unlike Seifer.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I could be wrong but iirc there's a line of dialgoue in the early game where someone says it was just supposed to be training with the sword.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nope. The only things stated were
          1. It was 100% totally training & not a fight, so Squall can't act mad about it or he'll look stupid
          2. Since it WAS training, Seifer deliberately going in for the face slash was a massive no-no.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I could be wrong but iirc there's a line of dialgoue in the early game where someone says it was just supposed to be training with the sword.

        Nope. The only things stated were
        1. It was 100% totally training & not a fight, so Squall can't act mad about it or he'll look stupid
        2. Since it WAS training, Seifer deliberately going in for the face slash was a massive no-no.

        they're not allowed to use magic because thats improper, you're supposed to just junction it for stats and never use it

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Or they could focus on equipment and let the level scaling do the job for you.
          Was there even equipment? I only remember crafting bullets for the gay.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          So by using magic Seifer actively made himself weaker in combat. He gave Squall a handicap.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He was somehow an even bigger dork than Laguna.
    It's hilarious. He idealized some movie character and ended up being just like the man who played him without even realizing it. And bullied his son.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Suffering from success

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Absolute baller.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Completely undeserved, Seifer is such a loser he's weaker than the random encounters in the same area.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      FUARK

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not as bad as he could have been. Rinoa pussy must have been good.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He was a fun character.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >enforcing the garden's regulations
      Was he doing it for free?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No way.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I swear Raijn being a good guy is the only reason Seifer and Fujin have any friends at all. I wonder if Cid originally asked him to tard wrangle those two and ended up becoming genuine friends later.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Chad energy

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You're all just mad because Seifer pulls in massive amounts of pussy and you're jealous

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did he frick Rinoa tho?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He definitely tries to imply it if you face him in Galbadia garden with her in the party.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Did he frick Fujin tho?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why do you think she is so crazy about him?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Only because Fujin got annoyed that Raijin is bad in bed, so she had Seifer show him how it's done

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No, Fujin is too autistic to have an orgasm. Her c**t is permamently clamped shut. He tried to frick her in the ass but the stick got in the way.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nah, the reason she has Pandemona that you can Draw from her is that she has perfect compatibility because her vegana is also a wind tunnel.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >ORGASM

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    List of females Seifer definitely had sex with:

    >Rinoa
    >Edea
    >Ultimecia by proxy via Edea
    >Threesome with Fujin and Raijin
    >Probably Quistis and Selfie at some point too

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine changing this for discount Tifa.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >webp

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone can make mistakes.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    His arc with Squall always reminded my of that movie "Never back down". Especially the ending

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