what the frick was their problem?

what the frick was their problem?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Every single interstellar civilization just blinked out of existence 50k years ago.
    >It's probably nothing.
    Amazing.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      God complex and Organic Derangement Syndrome.

      They only had knowledge of the protheans, and it took thousands of years for them to disappear. Human civilizations have "blinked out of existence" too.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >One of the humans' most prized soldier is claiming all galactic races are wiped out every millennia by machines
      >"Ah yes Reapers."

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >human
        that's why

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Saren says he never went to council because they wouldn't have believed him either

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Saren was pretty moronic

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >have no proof
        >BELIEVE ME
        That's not how it works

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I think there is a lot of proof, considering nobody made the citadel or relays, and no one knows who made them or when anyways. Is that not proof?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They believe the Protheans made the Citadel and the Relays

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              FRICK. Forgot about those gay ass mfs

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Giant reaper body made of tech on a completely different development path from the geth.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >no proof aside from that weird super powerful spaceship that doesn't resemble any other species that is somehow able to control the Citadel.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It was a geth creation anon

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >there is a dead reaper just floating out there in space
        >the only guys who know about it are "cerberus"
        So fricking gay man

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They are basically Lavos from Chrono Trigger. They want to steer the evolution of species and when their civilization reaches a certain point, they harvest them and reset the cycle.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They were several kilometer tall invulnerable giant space death squids, in a squad based over the shoulder TPS/RPG.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They're farmers. The universe is their livestock.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They think they're saving organic races from themselves by preserving each one as an immortal machine/organic hybrid

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be hyped up as ultimate civilization destroying big bads in the universe
    >turns out you can just shoot them with regular guns and they die just fine

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >they can indoctrinate even after being destroyed
      what now genius?

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They were just chillin bro, the frick you mean

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Saren was right.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >behold, the leader of the reapers

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I AM BOLO SANTOSI
      LEADAH OF DA REVOLUTIONARY ARMY KNOWN AS DA REAPAHS

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >behold, the leader of the reapers

        How the FRICK did I read this in her voice? It's been years.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      MY NAME IS BOLO SANTOSI

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who made the first Reaper? What was THEIR problem?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Leviathans got paranoid that the lifeforms they ruled over would create AI that would go bananas and kill them all. So they solved this problem by making their own AI (the annoying kid) that went bananas and killed them all. The AI built the Reapers.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A lazy writer at Bioware who surely must have known no one would be able to follow through on the setup from the first game.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What I thought
    That they were harvesting all advanced life because their conclusion was that every civilization that grows to far ultimately can't co-exist anymore, not with each other, not with Garden Worlds, and not with their environment and even space-climate, leading to uncontrolled overpopulation, increasingly explosive warfare, and premature manipulation of the growing species so things can never be peaceful. Then some civilization decided to upload their minds into a Reaper, taking technological development to the maximum and thinking of that as the "pinnacle of civilization". Once a civilization is "done" developing, they have to become Reapers, to join the ultimate end-point in evolution, and that will have to happen unless someone can prove that things can co-exist and we know how to balance each other out.
    >What we got
    They're just harvesting all advanced life because apparently we'll someday be overtaken in development by the Synthetic Life we created, and AI will slay all Organic Life. If you kill all Synthetics then Organics will just make more of them, but if you kill all current Organic Life, then life will have to restart until they're ready to make Synthetics again, and this has to happen until we find someone who can unlock Synthesis which allows all Organic and Synthetic Life to merge together so the difference disappears and the problem is gone.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They really should have stuck with biotics and the use of element zero for FTL accelerating entropy in the universe at large. The plot was right there in the fricking name, Mass Effect. You don't just frick with fundamental constants like that and not expect consequences. I get so fricking depressed every time I see that dangling plot hook in ME2.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What you thought was moronic.
      No but all joke aside, the reapers came to a brilliant yet rudimentary conclusion. After realizing for hundreds of thousands of years that they can't force a peace between the inevitable rise of the AI amongst organics, they simply made a gauntlet for which only the most worthy races would be elevated to the pinnace of "their" evolution, and hope that the next cycle will figure out a solution. Literally just gardeners. One of the best filters when it comes to discussions with the fans of the series is just to ask a simple question of "what did you think of the ending" and if the response is in the lines of "Dude lmao red/green/blue", you can continue to hide your powerlevel since the person just outed him self as npc.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You are literally autistic. The way the reapers are presented in the first game evokes an emotional response that 2 and 3 completely fail to deliver on and that's why so many people are unsatisfied with the ending of 3.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Should have been left as a mystery tbh. Making them take center stage as the villains instead of the plot device the villain uses was a mistake the writers probably sleepwalked into.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That frick is the problem with organics? All they do is reproduce uncontrollably and an hero themselves with some new invention. It's like if instead of your lawn grass producing seeds it produced napalm and the only way to keep your lawn green was to mow it every few days.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They are glorified space jannies according to ME3. Sad.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >You couldnt even begin to comprehend our motives for doing what we do
      >WE DO IT ALL FOR FREEEE

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fleshbags

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >In ME1 it took the entirety of the Citadel's forces to take down one (1) reaper
    >By ME3 you can beat a reaper with nothing but a machine gun and a jeep
    What the frick happened

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Something something capital class reapers are harder to beat while the destroyer class ain't shit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >By ME3 you can beat a reaper with nothing but a machine gun and a jeep
      Never happened

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically should have kept reapers as an unstoppable eldritch bullshit that you can't fight against like ME1 established.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its weird how ive never found any other sci fi games that make me feel what me1-3 does.

    not sure if its the music, the aesthetic or what something about it just hits right.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i finished the trilogy yesterday for the first time and honestly now i know why veteran players are jealous of those who experience the series for the first time.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It was a different time

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What do they eat?

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >find a super advanced gigantic space station
    >totally abandoned and derelict other than some weird bugs maintaining it that don't try to interact or communicate with you at all
    >don't find this strange
    >don't find this disconcerting
    >don't think twice about holing up there and concentrating the vast majority of galactic authority there

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Never look a gift horse in the mouth

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