What the frick went so wrong? It sold well but it is an objectively bad, lazily made game

What the frick went so wrong? It sold well but it is an objectively bad, lazily made game

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    can't even reach 100k sales in two weeks

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      And probably not even a million worldwide.

      Just as falsely advertised censored slop deserves.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >it is an objectively bad
    By whose metric? You? You going to tell me out of millions of people who enjoyed if that you're right and they're wrong?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This is Ganker, you just state some absurd claim as though it's fact, follow up with an inane leading question, and then sit back and farm hundreds of replies for no real reason

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Well yes.
      My [based] opinion > Your [dogshit] opinion

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      short haired zelda means bad game, it's the universal truth

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I genuinely wonder if Botw and Totk are going to get a passionate decompilation project in 20 years like OOT and MM from nostalgic zoomers. Do they even like the game or is Fortnite/Minecraft better and they only played Zelda as a FOMO time pass ?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      By then, zoomers will realize that these games were fricking dogshit

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. Zoomers are so stupid that it's only a question of time.

      They still think the games are amazing marvels of technology when a lot of early 2000 games already had similar physics.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >in 20 years
      BoTW is getting a decomp right now. Progress is slow because it's Wii U/Switch

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, please don't make posts such as this

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      These games will die with their hardware whenever fanboys don't need to use them to justify their console purchases. They're dime a dozen open world survival crafting slop with a Zelda skin that sold out to a fad chasing after minecraft. Time won't look back on them favorably. Hell, time has already been brutal to TotK.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Tears of the Kingdom feels like it has the exact reception as Skyward Sword. Insanely beloved in the initial month after release, but then the honeymoon phase evaporates, and people see its flaws. Both Skyward Sword and Tears aren't BAD games, but they're inherently disappointing.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >time has already been brutal to TotK
        And totk inherently undervalues botw. It's like an inferior version that still obsoletes the original and exposes a ton of its flaws, it's weird.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        BOTW was talked about nonstop until TOTK and a year later it's still getting viral content. You're coping.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          You mean shitposted about. Actual game discussion died ages ago.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >in 20 years
      BoTW is getting a decomp right now. Progress is slow because it's Wii U/Switch

      Anon, please don't make posts such as this

      Here's the BOTW decompilation project:
      https://botw.link/
      They say they're at 16.925% completed but the progress stalled years ago.

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I liked the game, but it didn't leave as much of an impression as BotW because the overworld was the same minus a few minor changes. I think a lot of people were hoping this game would be a huge step up from BotW since it reused so many assets, but it seems like the Zonai physics took a lot of the dev time and while they're fun to play with at first, they're pretty easy to ignore once you find out about the hover bike.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Ummm just like.. don't use the hover bike, chud

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        No, Frox are scary.

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Link if he Texan

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >covid
    >less dev time (2019-2023)
    >probably rushed
    >underdeveloped
    >not planned
    objectively the whole project was just another way to reuse the assets they spent 10 years developing while they plan for a new game in the next console generation. like age of calamity. anyone else who thinks it's more than that is just a troll

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >it is an objectively bad, lazily made game
    TotK was so amazing Ganker had a meltdown about it for months.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Totk was so amazing that Ganker went back and played Zelda games that were better made 30 years ago

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Still posting fake footage a year later.

        Sad as frick lmao

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Low IQ tendie shitter

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >fake footage
          >both webms show players just riding in a straight line to the korok, no obstacles, no enemies, no challenge

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >player made one solutions out of countless solutions

            What's wrong moron?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >escort mission is just walking in a straight line, or flying in a straight line
              >not even an enemy to fight

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >escort mission is just walking in a straight line, or flying in a straight line

                moron. Korok puzzles are not 'escort missions'

                You fricking clown.

                Gonna spend another day of your weekend seething like a moron in Zelda threads? Please do. It's hysterical.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >koroks are not escort missions
                why not?

                I own both games.

                I sure do love great video games.

                >I love great video games
                And yet you don't even have a PC. Which means you're missing out on a ton of titles that don't have console ports.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >yet you don't even have a PC

                I don't sit at a desk to play video games. I'm not a virgin.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >spends every moment of every day defending Nintendo's honor for free
                >"b-but I'm not a virgin at least"

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Real men who get pussy play with childrens toys on a lounge instead of on a computer chair

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, much easier to cuddle with your GF on a couch than a desk chair.
                You'd know this if you ever got laid.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Clearly you hate your GF if you'd rather spend your time here, arguing with people.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                It's almost as though you could cuddle with your gf on the lounge while not playing games or in bed, but you wouldn't know about that because you've never touched a pussy in your life

                It's been 10 years since I had a girlfriend, but I definitely cuddled with her while playing games on the TV, sometimes together if it was a co-op game, or she'd just like to watch. Can't imagine people don't still do this today.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Well, MY girlfriend enjoys LAN parties while we play some Supreme Commander co-op, courtesy of FAF. Then we enjoy a little TF2, some modded Terraria, and then finish off the night investing our cryptocurrency. We're currently trillionaires right now. Feels good.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                It's almost as though you could cuddle with your gf on the lounge while not playing games or in bed, but you wouldn't know about that because you've never touched a pussy in your life

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >spends every moment of every day defending Nintendo's honor for free
                >"b-but I'm not a virgin at least"

                >Real men who get pussy play with childrens toys on a lounge instead of on a computer chair

                Victroony, you lost and got raped 😉

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          neither look fun

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I wish they introduced that memory mechanism earlier in the game and made it automatically pull out the required items. That would have saved a lot of time with annoying shit and make people use vehicles more.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Guess who owns the GameCube now punkass

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that Tears was so bad that /vg/ can't sustain a Zelda General anymore. Right now there's a thread up there that's on page 10, and it'll go months without one.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Its only getting bumps here because that Eric homosexual keeps bumping it and they removed the IP counter

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Seriously, just play Minecraft.

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    8.8

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      way too high

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    All the parts involving the same Hyrule as BOTW were dogshit, as were most parts involving the Underground. The new dungeons were pretty good though.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Dungeons
      I wish that was true

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    so what part filtered you OP?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Cope and seethe

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I get filtered by bad games

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    4.5

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It also sold a ton Killing the TLoZ IP

    LMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAO

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >the TLoZ
      The The Legend of Zelda

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It's the result of solving more than 10 Shrines a day. I devolved into a fricking moron

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I did prefer the TotK shrines over BotW's. Something about the puzzle mechanics of TotK clicked in my brain better.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            i'd rather kill myself instead of playing the video game equivalent of a didactic game for 3 year olds.

            No one liked Half-Life 2 puzzles and these cretins made a game around that shitty concept

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          *Narrator
          - He had always been a frickin moron

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's not as good as Halo 2 and Halo 3

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i just want zelda to go back to the twilight princess era, i am so sick of the cel-shading open world trash

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Because they knew it would sell well no matter what. Same deal with pokemon, nsmb, splatoon, or animal crossing. Zero need to put in any effort.

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Because they knew it would sell well no matter what.

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    God of War blows the frick out of Wind Waker

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Hey want to know something funny? The Original God of War trilogy was considered to be trash, a mediocre action game full of QTEs

      Nu-Soi of war has better gameplay and it sold more and i'm glad i don't have to see cringe kratos ever again.

      Feel free to ape out

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Totk is the best game I've played in the last decade. It's the most technically impressive as well. I never even played a zelda game before it but it really is a special game

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This would make sense if TOTK was the only game that you've played this decade.

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Holy crap I stop posting on Ganker a year ago and Eric is still seething and coping....ONE YEAR LATER

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Any chance Zelda will have another entry with pre BOTW gameplay? Or should I be looking elsewhere nowadays if they're sticking with this formula?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      After the sales and what Aonuma said? No.
      They're not even making new 2D style Zeldas anymore and those should be way cheaper and faster to make in comparison.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Future Zelda games will have battle passes and gacha mechanics on top of the open world slop

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Any chance
      zero. you lost. you should have bought skyward sword

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Series was already doomed by SS. It was over the moment Miyamoto gave it to Aonuma, we just didn't know it at the time.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          wrong. it was over when Koizumi left

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Literally just go play Souls games. Unless it's specifically the puzzles you're interested in, Souls is basically what every Zelda autist wants Zelda to be.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        There is no Zelda without puzzles. Why would I want to play a Zelda game with no puzzles?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          You want adventuring, and questing, and lore, and all that jazz? Seriously, any Zelda lore autist should stop trying to squeeze water from that stone, because From has been accommodating your needs for 15 years.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Souls is a far more faithful modern take on the first two Zeldas. It wasn't until ALttP that they really started adding puzzles.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Dungeons are not puzzle simulators, you want puzzles play portal.

          Souls is a far more faithful modern take on the first two Zeldas. It wasn't until ALttP that they really started adding puzzles.

          Souls games are more 3d castlevania than zelda. the only thing they take from zelda is the lockon combat.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong. Zoomer broccoli head homosexual

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          The Souls games are like if Zelda continued developing the atmosphere they were developing with Majora's Mask, and didn't pivot to Aonuma's autism with Wind Waker.

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Either due to some miscommunication or mismanagement BotW ends up taking too long in development to release on the Wii U and needs to also release on the Switch
    >A majority of the content for BotW must be cut while it is in various stages of development, either to finish faster or to make the Switch version on par with the Wii U version
    >Because of the focus on systems, BotW is a success despite containing minimal high-effort, structured content
    >After the success of BotW, there is still a lot of work that has been done on the precursor to it that can still be used, so the argument is made by someone that they could make a new game out of it
    The problem with this development effort is that the content was cut for a reason, BotW already exhausted the very appealing systemic elements, the game was still originally designed for the Wii U and the scamdemic happened which moronic development of all media heavily.

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Matthew 7:6-7 New King James Version (NKJV) “Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces."

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Will we ever get another traditional Zelda game or will Zelda games now just be copy-pasted open-world trash?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Copy pasted open world trash is easier to make and sells well so get used to it

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Breath of the Wild was a bad game to start with.
    >bad puzzles
    >bad music
    >bad enemies
    Tears of the Kingdom was exactly the same but with... physics based puzzles. The absolute worst puzzles from BOTW, that's the whole game now.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The problem is inherent to the concept of freedom. You don't want to give players too much freedom, or else they just skip over everything. A curated experience is much better for this reason. However, Tears and BOTW also have this weird problem where the few curated moments also don't make sense. Like how you're not allowed to sneak into the gerudo city without crossdressing, because otherwise the amazons have magic invisible forcefields that instantly detect you if you try and get in, or how TOTK's dungeons have magic invisible barriers that don't let you progress unless you have the required story npc to continue. Or even the tutorial sections themselves, which you think an experienced player would be able to skip, but the games enact massive infinite death barriers that don't make any sense, forcing you to beat the great sky island and great plateau, even if you already know how to play the game.

      It's like the games aren't sure whether they want a completely open non-linear experience, or to hold your hand and gate you off until you do things a specific way, so it tries to dabble into both and ends up confused.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        My favorite Zelda pre-BOTW was Windwaker. I just like exploring.

        I don't make concessions, nu-zelda is fricking garbage

        You lost and got raped

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Dungeons
          I wish that was true

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I accept your troonycession

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    TOTK would be 10/10 if an infinite battery existed after beating the game so I could play around building shit.

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I accept your troonycession, Victroony

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I don't make concessions, nu-zelda is fricking garbage

  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    My favorite Zelda pre-BOTW was Windwaker. I just like exploring.

  32. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I see Darren arrived just in time to have his daily meltdown

  33. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    No.
    Tears of the Kingdom was good.
    BotW was the game that was derivative and empty feelings

  34. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >TotK
    >lazy

    Kek Ganker kiddies are hysterical.

    Casual reminder that TotK is one of the most acclaimed and successful games of all time. Makes the troons seethe here.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >most acclaimed and successful games of all time
      But enough about OoT/MM which came out almost 30 years ago.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >watch the gdc talk
      >that's actually accurate to the conversations they had

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Love when people that have never programmed think that any of that shit is hard.
      Redditors are so fricking stupid.

      >watch the gdc talk
      >that's actually accurate to the conversations they had

      BotW GDC was the same.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        What a fricking moron. Trying to replicate a single effect unity in isolation is not the same as making a entire video game where that effect can occur.

        It's embarrassing listen to moronic Ganker tweens who understand nothing about video games. And you'll flat-out deny it when actual game developers explain it to you.

        Why? Because you can't cope with reality, that's why.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Smartest tendie

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >and you'll flat-out deny it when actual game developers explain it to you.
          Yoshi-P is a rabid Nintendo fanboy and has been jerking them off for 30 years.
          His opinion will always be biased regarding anything Nintendo shits out.

  35. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Women bought it. To get to those numbers you need the help of women. Take Animal Crossing and Pokémon.

  36. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    One year later.

    The seethe is eternal.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >A statement made weeks after release

      lol. Didn't even win Game of the Year.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Didn't even win Game of the Year.

        TotK has tons of GOTY awards son.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          But not the one anyone cares about. When TotK lost it, it broke the guy who's spamming this thread's mind.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >not the one anyone cares about

            Nobody cares about the California troony award. And besides BG3 is lagging way behind BotW. So need to find some other cope.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              You've been mindbroken since December, dude.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                He's been mindbroken a lot longer than that. From the very first bit of criticism he's been shitting himself in these threads 24/7 for years.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                He says this in YEAR EIGHT of his Zelda meltdown.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              You seem to care a great deal

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Nope, you brought it up, Victroony

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I own both games.

                I sure do love great video games.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Damn, the PS4 Triple looks so good compared to a PS5 and I thought that it looked like shit when it came out. What happened to Sony's designers?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            You've been mindbroken since December, dude.

            Eric's been mindbroken for over a decade now

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >Sony out of nowhere

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Not Sony. Eric. The guy who's been making these threads and spamming "erictroony"

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Then remember to report the OP

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >A statement made weeks after release

            lol. Didn't even win Game of the Year.

            You've been mindbroken since December, dude.

            Victroony, you lost and got raped

  37. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't love TOTK overall, but it's far from lazy. I think the time they spent fine-tuning the elaborate fusion mechanic would have been better spent on generating a new map, but there's still a lot of clear effort that went into it.

  38. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Arthur once again spending his whole day defending TOTK from the mean critics
    >hasn't actually played TOTK in months, if he ever played it at all
    Meanwhile:

  39. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >but it is an objectively bad, lazily made game
    According to...?

  40. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Even the fricking name is stupid. Nobody says "tEaRs Of ThE kInGdOm" when referring to Switch Zelda, its always Breath of the Wild that is used as reference

  41. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >it is an objectively bad, lazily made game
    Elaborate

  42. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    reminder these threads are made and spammed by a mentally moronic guy called arthur. He's got one of those fricked up downsized skulls and his face looks like its melting. So I imagine there's a lot more going on than garden variety autism

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yes I'm sure "arthur" is really seething over this universally acclaimed, massively successful masterpiece.

  43. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Idk it was a lot better than botw at least but still worse than some older zelda games

  44. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It feels like a chore to play this game, as opposed to a game like Armored Core 6

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Shit taste. Glad I'm not you. But you should stay mad in Zelda threads. You're clearly seething about the game.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong, AC6 is putrid cinematic linear troony shit

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You can skip the cutscenes unlike in Zelda: Tiktok

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          TotK is considered one of the best games of all time, unlike AC6.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            AC6 won 50,000 awards, including "Best mech game of the decade" from Robo-lovers' Magazine. What did TOTK get? Some pity awards from nobodies?

            lol!

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            LOL

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >no awards
            >zero cultural impact
            >now socially acceptable to admit it's a glorified DLC
            >streamers stopped caring
            Kek

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              But a few critics are saying it's the greatest game of all time. They have a financial incentive to do so btw but that's beside the point!!

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >no awards
                >zero cultural impact
                >now socially acceptable to admit it's a glorified DLC
                >streamers stopped caring
                Kek

                LOL

                Nice bot.

                Victroony, you lost and got raped

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              But a few critics are saying it's the greatest game of all time. They have a financial incentive to do so btw but that's beside the point!!

              Absolutely SEETHING.

              Been a full year for TotK and 7 years for BotW.

              Amazing. Give me more tears.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, you spent all these years being complete cultists over nintendo and their shitty games. Congrats on your mental illness.

                What is it about BotW/TotK that mindbroke people so hard? I haven't seen this kind of seething and b***hing about any other game in recent memory. Every day for seven years now there's been at least one thread of people crying and shitting their pants over these games.

                More like you spent all these years simping for a corporation and crying & ssething whenever their games were hit with the slightest bit of dislike or criticism. When do you troon out?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Die mad seethe on Ganker.

                TotK will still be one of the most acclaimed and successful games of all time when you wake up tomorrow.

                What does that feel like?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                None of the "success" nu-zelda had was organic. It's all marketing, bribery, nintendo bonus and peer pressure.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >None of the "success" nu-zelda had was organic. It's all marketing, bribery, nintendo bonus and peer pressure.

                Holy fricking cope. You're choking with jealous rage. XDD

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                i can't believe that Nintendo controls everything!

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >a huge multi-million corporation doesn't use bribery to get better reviews

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                but enough about sony

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah bro, Nintendo has been bribing the entire industry for 40 years. From news outlets, to rival developers, rival consoles manufacturers, YouTubers, e-celebs, industry insiders and the gaming community.

                And in 40 years no ONE person has ever spoken up, even anonymously!

                Preach it brother!!!!

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Yeah bro, Nintendo has been bribing the entire industry for 40 years. From news outlets, to rival developers, rival consoles manufacturers, YouTubers, e-celebs, industry insiders and the gaming community.
                Yes. That's how game companies get marketing and good reviews.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          Based beyond belief.

          Nintendo cultists.
          See: this thread. And all else threads.
          By the way, noticed how you can't call these morons alike combination of nintendo and drone anymore?

          Wrong, Victroony

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Nice bot.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You can skip the cutscenes unlike in Zelda: Tiktok

      Based beyond belief.

  45. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Nintendo cultists.
    See: this thread. And all else threads.
    By the way, noticed how you can't call these morons alike combination of nintendo and drone anymore?

  46. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What is it about BotW/TotK that mindbroke people so hard? I haven't seen this kind of seething and b***hing about any other game in recent memory. Every day for seven years now there's been at least one thread of people crying and shitting their pants over these games.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >What is it about BotW/TotK that mindbroke people so hard

      Nintendo Hate Derangement Syndrome.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Nintendo has been doing a great job of making its players and non-players think about and talk about it. Whether or not someone has played a Nintendo game, that person will likely talk about Nintendo.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >western ubislop = le bad
      >jap ubislop = le good

  47. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I mostly loved it, great game. Goty for me.

  48. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >it is an objectively bad, lazily made game
    it's the exact opposite of that

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It definitely is lazily made. They had all these years to make the sequel and it's just a glorified DLC that takes the same map and gives it a slightly different campaign + 2 gimmick extra layers that are disappointing once you realize they have very little going on + a bunch of meme gimmicks that do shit games have been doing for years (and better) but everyone creamed themselves calling the game mindblowing and revolutionary because you can... build lego vehicles and do physics puzzles...?
      Don't forget how they didn't fix ANY of the issues botw had like this framerate, weapon durability, lame combat, bad dungeons, koroks or shrines.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        What a load of shite you posted. TotK rapes your favorite game.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          OoT raped Tiktok

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            So sad... but true!

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              OoT raped Tiktok

              It's objectively a great game and not made lazily at all, aside from one key aspect: reusing the same world as the previous game. I wanted to like it so much, and the new mechanics are so impressive, but I still dropped it halfway through because it just didn't have the same "magic" as BotW. I feel that's mainly because of the same overworld that I had already explored completely in the last game. The shift of focus onto building things just was not enough to overcome the fact that we were in the same world we all took the virginity of in 2017. In classic Nintendo fashion, they leaned heavily into the wrong things from a past success. I understand that story was a big reason to want to stick to the same world, but after all those years, they should have added more and changed more to the main overworld. The sky islands should have been waaaay more fleshed out, and the depths should have had either more unique things in them or been cut down. The depths, while very cool at first, are just an entire gigantic world of very much the same things. How about a whole town that develops down there? For that matter, how about a whole new town that had been established in the interim and somehow got lifted up among the sky islands? It could be a whole quest line to figure out why that happened! Something major that people had been wishing for before the game came out was a quest line to reestablish and rebuild hyrule castle town, Nintendo was incredibly dumb to ignore that and not do anything about it. The biggest thing that they focused on was adding the new mechanics and allowing for an unparalleled level of freedom, and they wildly succeeded at that, but they neglected so much else at the expense of that. The game in its release state really should have been DLC for botw. As a whole new game, even reusing the foundation of BotW's world, they should have delayed it to give them the time to actually flesh out the world and add so many things that they should have

              Victroony, you lost and got raped

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I don't know who that is but I'm not a disgusting troon, I'm just a normal guy

  49. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's objectively a great game and not made lazily at all, aside from one key aspect: reusing the same world as the previous game. I wanted to like it so much, and the new mechanics are so impressive, but I still dropped it halfway through because it just didn't have the same "magic" as BotW. I feel that's mainly because of the same overworld that I had already explored completely in the last game. The shift of focus onto building things just was not enough to overcome the fact that we were in the same world we all took the virginity of in 2017. In classic Nintendo fashion, they leaned heavily into the wrong things from a past success. I understand that story was a big reason to want to stick to the same world, but after all those years, they should have added more and changed more to the main overworld. The sky islands should have been waaaay more fleshed out, and the depths should have had either more unique things in them or been cut down. The depths, while very cool at first, are just an entire gigantic world of very much the same things. How about a whole town that develops down there? For that matter, how about a whole new town that had been established in the interim and somehow got lifted up among the sky islands? It could be a whole quest line to figure out why that happened! Something major that people had been wishing for before the game came out was a quest line to reestablish and rebuild hyrule castle town, Nintendo was incredibly dumb to ignore that and not do anything about it. The biggest thing that they focused on was adding the new mechanics and allowing for an unparalleled level of freedom, and they wildly succeeded at that, but they neglected so much else at the expense of that. The game in its release state really should have been DLC for botw. As a whole new game, even reusing the foundation of BotW's world, they should have delayed it to give them the time to actually flesh out the world and add so many things that they should have

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Nah. BotW's Hyrule is the best fantasy world ever coded.

      Being to revisit this world for a whole new adventure and all new-gameplay mechanics, was a dream game for me.

      Feels like Nintendo made TotK just for me.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        homosexual moron

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Victroony, you lost and got raped

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I'm the guy from the post you responded to, I'm happy you enjoyed it! Definitelt a great game, my post was just my gripes with it

  50. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Are other developers even trying?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >without breakdown

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You don't even understand what that means, huh?

  51. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    No it's not

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