What the frick happened?

What the frick happened?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    People would rather watch a movie than play a game.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I've seen some moronic movie game accusations on Ganker but this might take the cake.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You spend 85% of the game watching two characters talk so no. You’re actually moronic.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Reading dialogue = a movie!
          Based moron

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            not that anon why people make fun of god of war and sony games then??

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Because their brains are fricking broken

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The "gameplay" of Three Houses is so trivial that it might as well not be there and most of your time is spent in cutscenes

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >People would rather watch a movie than play a game.
      Then why does Three Houses have a higher score?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Huh? You just described Engage. They gutted the game of the social and romance aspects, and made it purely about anime cutscenes where you have no agency or control over the direction of the story and characters. Huge downgrade, not even multiple routes or different endings.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        What? I thought the red/blue hair was some kind of morality gauge dictated by choices made.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        > They gutted the game of the social and romance aspects

        Genealogy is my favourite in the series, but good, they need to move away from the shit direction Awakening took the series

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Kids should only be used when it makes sense. Genealogy has the timeskip and second half. Awakening is a time travel story. It was garbage in Fates because there was no good reason for it to exist.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    homosexual characters and Black person characters ruined engage

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    yes

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A literal return to form. Gameplay > Story

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >make video games into interactive movies
    >why game not as popular as before?
    The state of AAA is fricking hilarious. Now that wo long is confirmed a troony game, completely pozzed and israelited, there is no good game coming out in 2023. Fricking hell.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    engage has a bunch of fan service when the simple reality is that 99% of the fan base don't even know who the characters are because they didn't play any before awakening

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Daily reminder, that it’s Nintendo’s fault for not putting all those Japanese only games and the Tellius games to the switch via eShop or Nintendo online.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The fact that I don’t have a full remake of the Tellius games is so confusing to me.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          That’s because Nintendo’s mindset is simple:
          >Nintendo: Remember this old game?
          >(You): Yes, can I play it again?
          >Nintendo: NO! You can only remember, so that you will buy a brand new game based on the old one instead!
          >(You): But you made me want to play the old game now.
          Later
          >Nintendo: Why is everybody pirating and emulating our old games?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Specifically with remakes its understandable. The original games are really fricking good but bombed and from a business standpoint I can understand not wanting to commit to remaking both, epsecially since RD is huge and banks on the player already having played PoR.
          How they haven't been re-released yet is beyond me on the other hand.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        praying they do a good job with the jugdral remakes

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Brown (and natural) hair
          >White armor of a hero
          Why is Leif so much more unique and base to me? Why is his game (a spin-off) seem better than Genealogy? I just can’t explain it.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Why is his game (a spin-off) seem better than Genealogy?
            Thracia does an amazing job blending the elements of it's story and gameplay together.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Video games ~~*((journalists*~~)) dont like it
    that means its good, this might be the first FE game i buy since sacred stones

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      So you think Awakening is shit then I take it.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        > the social aspect is very much toned down
        >The game is really hard
        It is a well known fact journos hate hard gameplay focused games

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >80%
      >they don't like it

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Shit VN garbage that isn't even original and panders to nostalgia gays instead of having entirely new content like the previous games
    This feels like that one warriors game that had nothng but popular characters from old games and thats all

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Three Houses continues to reign supreme

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's simply because it's not like Persona. Read the reviews and see how much they b***h about the lack of social aspects lmao.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It really is
      Jesus they all regurgitate the same thing like 3h was the original FE formula. I enjoyed 3H but these reviews really show they never played any beyond.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Persona really fricked people minds, now everyone wants every rpg to be like persona.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >What tne frick happened?
    One review site getting asshurt and giving it a shit score to bring the average down is what happened. That's literally it.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >GamesRadar+ gives 3H a 5/5
    >but Engage only a 2.5/5
    I guess they didn't receive their shillbux from Nintendo this time around.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The truth is that Fire Emblem is now equal parts Strategy game and Waifu simulator. The fact they removed key features like Tea Time and heavy petting skinship show that they hate the fans and what makes the series great. If all of Nintendo’s games this year are slashed like this then PS5 will outsell switch this year

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >What the frick happened?
    The better game got better reviews. Simple as that.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Censorship and they removed romance.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Brainlets and self-insertgays are mad there's no highschool LARP.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    og mystery of the emblem was pretty kino

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why do Nintendo shit so many Fire Emblem games out compared to all their other franchises?

    It's almost as bad as Pokemon at this point.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      People play Pokémon in Fire Emblem in between the big release games of the next Zelda and non-party Mario games.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Because FE is developed by IS. Nintendo EPD takes forever on major titles.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Fire emblem games are good and has a fanbase that actually buys the games
      how many shitty kirby or metroid spinoffs have been made that turn out to be totally awful in the last decade

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Because Fire Emblem had two developers working on it since the launch of the Switch, Koei Tecmo which has done three FE games(Warriors, Three Houses, Warriors 3 Hopes), and IntSys which finally made this.

      If EPD1 and Intelligent Systems didn't bring on Koei Tecmo to work on the mainline titles, it's likely it would've taken forever for a single Fire Emblem to come out, or it would've been even more piecemeal and janky than Pokemon Scarlet/Violet.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Koei Tecmo

        Frick them, they really wasting their time and resources on fricking Fire Emblem, no wonder the series feels so oversaturated even outside of Smash, counting spin-offs and that gacha shit.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nintendo likes to appeal the lowest common denominator idiots who consoom

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >It's over

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why dont they just make FE games without a moronic looking MC and relying on shit like summoning other MCs of older games?

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    All the low to mid reviews are mad it isnt 3 houses 2 and all the 90+ reviews all say it's a "return to its roots" with amazing gameplay.

    Considering the demographics of game journos this score doesnt surprise me.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >NoA doesn’t let a 17 year old marry in their same age range.
    >Also NoA incest futa lesbians are A-OK!
    What does America mean by this?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Futa is fine as long as it includes balls.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Ganker is literally the only place I'm seeing this talked about, are we sure it's not just shitposting

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Whats the context on the futa thing? did Falear had a child with the girl?

        A support script don’t have variance between genders, so females will still say they are excited to have children children, even if your avatar is female.

        This resulted in the shit posting that your draconic half sister wants to impregnate you with her own tool.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Whats the context on the futa thing? did Falear had a child with the girl?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Shitposting. They adopt a daughter

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Edelchads stay winning

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Too heavy into the otome for my taste.

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I've been playing it. It's not very good. The Fates B Squad strikes again. Bring back the Dynasty Warriors homies lmao

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I've been playing it. It's fantastic. Finally a true return to form. Suck it 3trannies lolol

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >true return to form
      >garbage story for children written by the Awakening and Fates team
      >still same old gameplay as before
      lmao nufans
      LOL

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Drink bleach

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I didn't ask about your breakfast, b***h.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >still same old gameplay

        This is a good thing though, the actual battles in 3H were atrociously bad

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    That mc design makes me nauseous.
    The half blue half red hair is horrible.

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Probably doesn't have memorable characters like the previous game, and there will be less fan art/discussion and less long term sales as a result, regardless of the game being better or worse. Same story with XBC3.

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >What the frick happened?
    Lets make a game for zoomers! probably. A shame really, gameplay is good and the animation are leagues above 3H

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why is the death scene in the beginning of the game like 10 minutes long
    we don't know this lady
    she has no character
    nobody is going to care

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      im tolerable to scenes like that but they really shoved all her lines in that single moment and it just drug on and on it reeked of a rushjob that could have been fixed by just an extra chapter or something

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Like the others said, iit's supposed to evoke classic Fire Emblem, and is it really old style Fire Emblem if the game doesn't try to derive an insane amount of pathos from an npc you barely know about?

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    it crashes on yuzu after chapter 3

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >he only likes the piss easy games
    FE is truly a garbage IP

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >hating Fateswakening means you secretly like those games
      No. Take your meds, schizo.

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    is this a joke?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

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