... what the fuck happened to "the perfect Mario"?

... what the fuck happened to "the perfect Mario"?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >western ruining designs again

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Illumination are talentless hacks. Who could’ve knew?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >implying Mario's design wasn't autistically micro-managed and approved by Nintendo

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >movie sucks
        >Ganker blames illumination
        >it turns out all of it was nintendo

        Watch this happen for the millionth time.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah I don't believe for a fucking second nintendo just let illumination do whatever they wanted with fucking mario of all IP's. this movie may as well be directed by nintendo's boardroom

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          The fact is the movie already got delayed and this means only one thing: Nintendo was not happy with it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      glowimation chud detected. I'll plague upon your bloodline

      GPT-3 hands typed these posts.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        This girl actually was stabbed to death and beheaded by a simp. Just to provide context for anyone who looks at this image and thinks "heh, women are so quirky".

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          No fucking way dude.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not kidding google Bianca Devins she literally posted on /LULZ/

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >pink clouds for Bianca
              Funny. If the image that started this tangent is anything to go by, she probably would have been turned on by the thought of people spreading images of her corpse.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Heh, women are so fucking stupid holy shit hahahahahaha.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he never fucked her decapitated head
          god LULZ is so boring. /d/ would've done much better

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        This girl actually was stabbed to death and beheaded by a simp. Just to provide context for anyone who looks at this image and thinks "heh, women are so quirky".

        No fucking way dude.

        >though [Bianca] said in a chat log she did not remember his name and had to "search it up" in their Discord chat history before their meeting

        Jesus lmao that's worse than being friendzoned. He was non existent-zoned.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >fuck around
          >find out

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The design is fucking fine. He's slightly fatter

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >slightly
      Do americanoids really??

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. Yes we do.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Watch the old cartoons and you will learn the charm of this design. But zoomers wouldn't know.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's essentially the same, but with anatomically correct musculature applied to the traditional shape. Look at his arm, it's an actual arm instead of a red tube attached to his torso

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Look at his arm, it's an actual arm instead of a red tube attached to his torso

      But I don't want an actual arm. I want a red tube attached to his body

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Which is shit. The red tube looks way better

        >He's basically the same, they just changed the proportions that were supposed to be the PERFECT reference for the legendary character's appearance

        >tube arms vs. blue arms

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          DON'T

          CALL

          ANYONE

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which is shit. The red tube looks way better

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He's basically the same, they just changed the proportions that were supposed to be the PERFECT reference for the legendary character's appearance

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's fake

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This looks like a shittiest possible compromisw between cartoon and realistic Mario. Like making one or the other extreme would be better

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >nintendo says it's perfect, therefore it's true

    Best Mario is the Kotabe version.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    glowimation chud detected. I'll plague upon your bloodline

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Trannies are the ones where the bloodlines die you retard, what the fuck is wrong with your brain?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't reply to bot posts. That shit is complete and utter gibberish.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Reply to this bussy

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            k bot

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ITS
    FAKE

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Perfect Mario is not fake.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't like how smaller his arms are. They look gross.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sadly, you'd probably have idiots saying that they took the easy route and just copied Mario's model. People will always complain.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    what are some characters that unironically have "perfect" forms? I only know of Dragon Ball's Cell but it's a funny concept

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >God of destruction
        >Sonic is beating in his base form later on.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous
  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mario (forma Perfecta)

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This looks worse than the original Sonic movie model.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fucking drama queen

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Movie Mario will be its own continuity so I can see why they wanted to slightly deviate from the games's designs.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Illumination has their own artstyle

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It literally says right there.

    >This model is used to help make DIFFERENT VERSIONS of Mario in a DIFFERENT FORM

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Illumination!Mario isn't a different form. It's not like Mario just grabbed the Illu power up and transformed from Super Mario into Illumination Mario.
      It's supposed to be just Mario. But it doesn't have Mario's correct proportions.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ?
    These are basically the same

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tomorrow, we're going to get a trailer that will stand the test of Ganker time
    >it's likely going to have all zoomer music and references

    It'll be both a blessing and a curse

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >trailer's gonna drop while I'm at work
      >gonna go for my lunch break
      >open the Ganker catalog on my phone (the mobile data IP that's currently assigned to the area of my job got banned by a tripfag called White Knight for posting cp)
      >it's literally gonna be all Mario, guaranteed
      Can't wait

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        just appeal the ban

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's gonna be as sterile and soulless as 3D World, don't worry.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >3D world
        >Soulless
        Fuck off

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Even your retort is boring.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Illumination
        I doubt it. I expect a lot of fart jokes.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          As if Nintendo would allow it.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well I guess we'll see soon won't we, bitch?
            I'll be seeing you in the post-trailer thread after Bowser sharts fire onto Kamek.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Bowser looking through Kamek's crystal ball to monitor Mario as he makes his way through 8-8
              >Mario eats a fire flower and lays waste to a battalion of goombas
              >Bowser is shocked, turns around and snatches a flower from whoever is next to him
              >"Give me that!" as he gobbles it up
              >"Uargh I don't feel so good"
              >*BLAM*
              >the tip of Kamek's hat is burning like a candle
              >Bowser pinches out the flame with his fingers
              >"hehe sorry"

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                kino

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nintendo games are full of shit.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      get with the times, sitting Keanu poster, it's not 2010 anymore

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe the poster gave me some hope the animation would be good. Mario looks like a theme park mascot outfit

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This movie is probably a glorified advertisement for the theme park.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >IN A WORLD

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This movie is probably a glorified advertisement for the theme park.

      The "Mushroom Kingdom" now literally just looks like the theme park

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wouldn't doubt if it isn't a tie-in for it. aren't the american versions supposed to open soon-ish?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, and Illumination is partnered with Universal parks.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        and Mario and the toads look exactly like people in shitty costumes

        I can't believe the poster gave me some hope the animation would be good. Mario looks like a theme park mascot outfit

        I new the movie was going to be bad but I wasn't expecting illumination to fuck up the designs and CG too.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just noticed the yosh egg behind the antique shop

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Toad's mouths in this image should've already clued you in to the movie looking like shit

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate how the seams accentuate his butt, they specifically made them different in the official designs to not do this, this is so fucking amateur, Nintendo's own visual media studio better fix this shit fast, maybe the story won't be absolute fucking cringe like the Detective Pikachu film.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      why is fucking angel island just up there in the sky

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everything else looks decent enough

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    perfect vs perfectless

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Perfection can't be made twice

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did they have to ruin it? I just wanted a good movie

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    English is my first language. Cope, seethe and dilate, illumination chudshill

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only took you 25 minutes to proofread one post, brain problems it is.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      So you're just retarded is what you're saying

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Hebrew as first language
      Are you blind?
      Arrest yourself and go to bed.

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is the perfect mario on display and not locked in a safe somewhere?
    there's nothing stopping someone from replacing it with an imperfect copy and influencing his design

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought you guys hated the Perfect Mario model, wtf?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ganker hates everything, especially vidya

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    somebody just post it so we can be done with the thread

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Complaining that he looks different only shows your ignorance. Do you really want perfect Mario to be voiced by Chris Pratt? That would attach that voice to Nintendo's mascot forever which is not what they want.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't like Mario's current voice, it's too similar to Mickey Mouse

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Desu, they should've tweaked Toad's design a bit too, not just adding teeth, but I sort of agree. With movie Mario having a different look and VA, he can be pushed separately by Nintendo without having to tie-him in to game Mario. Nintendo should already know how convuluted that would be with their experience in combining Jumpman and Mario. Otherwise, people will just be confused if Nintendo makes them the same person.

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You *hear* mario talk a lot in the games but you *see* him talk rarely. So he has a smaller mouth and slimmer face, he doesn't need to emote as much. The movie version gives him a bigger mouth because he'll be talking / emoting more.

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    nintendo are fine with other types of designs existing
    shit like paper mario and mario and luigi use different proportions and other features in their designs

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man, Nintendo/Illumination must be pissed off with McDonalds or whoever leaked this 1 day before the trailer.

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mocap shenanigans probably

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    That pouch at the front is distracting, couldn't he have normal pockets?

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its not supposed to look 1:1 like the games you fucks

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its fine, they will tie the movie with the park, which ties with videogames, which ties with toys, which ties with tv shows, which ties with

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    what's the point in redesigning a character to be slightly worse? it doesn't need to look more realistic, it's still a cartoon in a cartoon world.

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it's written right there that the Perfect Mario is to help making other versions
    >post it along with other version
    Are you retarded, OP?

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Someone else was granted creative license?

  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Has it occurred to anyone yet that the photo may have been taken at from a low angle?

  40. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The one on the right is Mario Max.

  41. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    looks the same to me

  42. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Perfect Mario looks like a gay.

  43. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My bet is that if the movie somehow flops, the perfect model won't be linked with the movie. If the movie is successful, expect a redesign to look more like the perfect one.

  44. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was defeated by Gohan.

  45. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you guys think this movie will be an origin story or just another one of Mario's adventures?
    Will it be its own movie-continuity? How long until we get the Smash Bros. Avengers?

  46. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    He ascended. Now he's Super Perfect Mario.

  47. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is going to be the mario model in future games isn't it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      movie sonic didn't replace regular sonic and they're more retarded than nintendo

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nintendo is very anal about their first-party IPs, I doubt anything drastic would happen to the games.

  48. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Place your bets on how many cringeworthy meme references will there be to the original movie and things like Hotel Mario.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I genuinely can't begin to guess. On the one hand Nintendo would hate any piece of humour that isn't "official", on the other hand they're so disconnected from their own community that if Illumination put in the dumb memes Nintendo probably wouldn't even notice.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      if they have to reference memes I at least want it to stand as a joke on its own. like the sonic movie having the crazy dude's sketch of sonic be a really shitty drawing is still a funny gag outside of being just a reference to the sanic meme.
      like if mario and luigi are walking along and the frame is just coincidentally a remake of the hotel mario intro that'd be fine. if they're gonna just be lazy and have mario tell luigi 'its a stone' without any real reason it'd be annoying

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's an almost 100% chance that at some point Mario will turn around and say "No." in the funny voice. Probably also Luigi mentions lotsa spaghetti. Other than those, all bets are off

  49. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh god he's got the same fucking soulless amerilard CG face as the rest of them.

  50. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Miyamoto is finally losing power. He's the source of Perfect Mario and the Mario Mandate.

  51. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    That perfect Mario looks pretty shit

  52. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If a movie with an imperfect Mario is a failure it doesn't harm the perfect Mario image as greatly, if it is a success they can leverage it to get Miyamoto to let the younger guys have some freedom to design.

  53. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    now i know how Sonic fags felt when they saw the arms were blue

  54. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  55. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's not real.

  56. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s probably some legal bullshit having to do with “sufficiently distinct” desgins

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can believe this. Illumination is probably going to make money from merch or whatever.

  57. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You are comparing something that's looking down with one that is looking up offed a leak image that is distorted. It probably looks fine if you actually see it from a different angel and without the leak warping.

  58. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    We wait... because they're putting out a trailer tomorrow and *then* we can joyously shitpost about how bad the design looks in motion. Or how good it looks in motion.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      maybe I'm overhyping it but I feel like the trailer dropping is just going to alter the state of the internet. I can't think of anything else more anticipated just to see how fucking terrible it might be than this

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        and Mario and the toads look exactly like people in shitty costumes [...]
        I new the movie was going to be bad but I wasn't expecting illumination to fuck up the designs and CG too.

        This movie won't even be bad. It's just going to be absolutely soul-less and devoid of anything fun. I guarantee you that NIntendo has focus tested the ever living fuck out of this movie.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I guarantee you that NIntendo has focus tested the ever living fuck out of this movie.
          the character designs and lack of stylisation on the CG prove that wrong.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >NO I AM LE OUTRAGE STOP BEING LOGICAL I AM NOT RAGING FOR NOTHING OK
            The absolute mental collapse of these "people"

  59. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    isn't charlie day or chriss pratt doing his voice? they probably used facial recognition to get the lines down so his face will match some actor instead of being a stoic soulless sprite

  60. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's to have a separate but distinguishable design as well as stuff for merchandise. Kids and Parents will see the difference between "Movie Mario" and "Game Mario" when they see action figures in stores instead of just reselling the same thing in new packaging.

  61. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks fine to me

  62. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    He hasn't absorbed Toad 18 yet.

  63. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    mamma mia...

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      dude you made him waste perfectly good milk, what the fuck

  64. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Art isn't about perfection.

  65. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    bros...miyamoto lost. theyre taking advantage of his seniority.

  66. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Seth Rogen the fat garden gnome voicing DK

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >donkey kong appears
      >GROOO-HOOurhurhurhurhurhur

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        ?t=63

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >GREEN bananas
        >huhhuhhuhhuhhuhuhhuhhuhhuh

  67. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought people hated the concept of "the perfect Mario" and attributed it to Miyamoto overly-solidifying the series away from trying anything new and make all Mario games feel the same. People dunk on the concept when they're nostalgic over Paper Mario, the Mario & Luigi games, and other spin-off weirdness but suck its dick when it comes to the movie?

    Not looking forward to the movie and I'm not a shill. Just don't like the hypocrisy.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The first time I saw Perfect Mario posted here, people were joking about it, especially since some ESL newfag lost his mind over it and started spamming the thread. I've never seen this supposed hate of "the perfect Mario".

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >especially since some ESL newfag lost his mind over it and started spamming the thread
        link to the thread?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        outragefags gotta outrages, it's always "everybody always aggreed with me ok" even when they do a 180 mid thread. Reality doesn't matter as long as you can make pop culture comparisons and edit pictures with crying mario around some twitter post screencap

  68. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Solid Mario
    >Liquid mario

  69. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Mario (forma de perfección) (modelo de referencia)

  70. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mario si él 100% real no fake 1 link megaupload con el parche de don prepucio (Forma Perfecta) (Modelo REAL)

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >El parche de don prepucio

  71. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    whats with that stupid front pocket?

  72. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is the Mario on the right supposed to be bad? He looks fine.

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