What the fuck happened to this franchise?

What the fuck happened to this franchise?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    modern audience

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    um sweetie, we dragon age now.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's real sad the IT crowd writer had a mental breakdown.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >IT crowd writer had a mental breakdown.
        He's perfectly sane, the trannies just decided to ruin his career because he said quite correctly that they are mentally ill freaks who will never be women. In the end of the day nations need more psychiatric hospitals to place trannies in, they are detrimental to society and self harming

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He became as sick as the mental illness he rallied against.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He made you seethe anyway, with the simple phrase 'you will never be a woman'. So true.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Hi Graham

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Never understood how and why people like this or SJW or the LGTBQ started latching onto fantasy franchises as a vehicle for their rhetoric. Aragorn despised ugliness, Geralt hunts monsters, Kratos murdered a guy because he had a key on him and gods and elves despised weak, corpulent and unsightly beings. Hell their entire mythos is slaughtering monsters.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    EA wanted it to be "consolized" so it could be played in real time on a gamepad.
    as usual blame EA for fucking up their own shit

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sequels ? never make a sequels if you don't know what made the original great
    the 2nd game was horrible but I did read on Ganker the 3rd game is decent

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Most of the core group of developers left during the final days of ME3's dev cycle. And it shows, because right after that trainwreck of a game released they made Dragon Age Inquisition. Which was basically a Full Sail University side project. BioWare died back when you were a kid, anon kun.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the 3rd game is not good. whoever you heard that from was probably a raging feminist

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I will give it credit for being the most greasy game I've ever played.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It won tons of GOTY awards, though that probably says more about 2014 than the quality of DA:I itself

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Starfield was given a GOTY award this year. So technically that doesn't prove anything.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            getting a consolation award doesn't mean anything

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Same could be said about Dragon Age Inquistion.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                DAI got a real GOTY, not the "Xbox GOTY"

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Same shit, different asshole.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                it literally isn't, starfield's competition was hifi rush and a bunch of literal who games

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                2014 was such a bleak hellscape of trash, saying anything won GOTY during that year is like praising the one chimpanzee who didn't eat his own child during the rainy season.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you're not wrong

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Legend of Grimrock 2 released in 2014. And for that reason alone it was a good year. Don't care about awards, not sure why would anyone care.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >but I did read on Ganker the 3rd game is decent
      It's extremely mediocre, the only saving graces are the DLCs have fun storyline implications for the future, but it's almost certainly going to be ruined by how bland the next game will be to actually play

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      3rd game felt very grindy and arcadey. Collecting shit tons of materials. And i couldnt fuck the elf girl

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was gay slop from the start.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it always sucked, so nothing

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It veered greatly from being a spiritual successor to Baldur's Gate into a dating sim with RPG elements sprinkled in (hence the mechanics being more and more simplified with each sequel). That's what happened.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DA2 wanted to be more of a console-friendly action game and was generally the point where Bioware was falling. And DAI was their attempt to push back to formula without most of the people who made it work to begin with.

      Funny since BG3 feels like it apes Cisquisition in a lot of ways, except obviously more competently handled.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Funny since BG3 feels like it apes Cisquisition in a lot of ways
        Makes perfect sense. Right around that time is when Larian Studios and CDPR started poaching devs from BioWare. Obviously jumping from team to team isn't rare in this industry and happens all the time... but in this case basically nobody wanted to work with BioWare again. When the band breaks up is when the music stops. A tale as old as time.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ex-Bioware devs literally went on to work on Larian after they crashed and burned throughout the mid to late 2010s.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Gonna assume that's why BG3 is so gay

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >DAI was their attempt to push back to formula
        By removing and simplifying the gameplay even more?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          not possible when you're coming from DA2

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >removes sustained skills
            >removes tactics
            >removes stat allocation
            And more that I can't be bothered listing.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Funny since BG3 feels like it apes Cisquisition in a lot of ways, except obviously more competently handled.
        In some ways like the way they've handled companions and some of the dialogues(plus ofc move towards full cutscenes instead of standard dialogue box, but that's AAA RPG thing not Bioware thing).
        However everything else is completely different. The approach to the way the world is made is different as instead of open world proper you get a handcrafted map, that is sort of big but much more limited in scope, there are basically no trash encounters in BG3, the way BG3 works makes some utility spells like summon magic hand or whatever useful in their own ways(in game rather than in cutscene too), different quest design philosophy etc.

        BG3 most likely got biodrones sucking its dick but it's because biodrones were into parasociality of BW games not because they liked their game design.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >picrel
      That entire segment horrified me when I was younger. What a great game. Seems like a fairly generic fantasy setting on the surface but the lore ended up setting it apart

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its ready when its ready

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    EA. And it's my belief that EA told Bioware that if their next Mass Effect/Dragon Age flops they're getting canned so Bioware is just delaying it indefinitely to hold onto their jobs.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They've stopped and restarted development multiple times, so I believe it. Especially after how mid Inquistion, Anthem and Andromeda were. Dude, if Dreadwolf doesn't right the ship then they are screwed. EA won't fold the studio because investors hate drama and that would create an uproar among the more progressive elements of their audience.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        anthem and andromeda weren't mid, they were abysmal. inquisition was mid alright

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it peaked with 2
    1 had a shit story and annoying jumping puzzle sections, ppl only loved it for le heckin sarcastic side-boob waifu
    3 and onwards were pozzed trash

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >it peaked with 2
      if by peaked you mean peaked as the worst game by bioware, you're correct

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >it peaked with 2

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DA:O was really good *for a BioWare game*.
    DA2 was rushed and terrible but one of the more interesting BioWare games and the only title of theirs that can be truly called wasted potential.
    DA3 was shit and I didn't finish it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what happened? EA bought bioware.

      >DA:O was really good *for a BioWare game*
      bioware created mass effect perhaps the best trilogy of games made for the 360. This board loved origins and awakenings, the inclusion of ghey homosexualry in 2/3 and not capturing the magic in a bottle origins got made them less popular although they are decent games if you bypass the unnecessary and repugnant homosexual/lesbian crap

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm 37 years old and BioWare always sucked compared to other RPG devs especially Black Isle. I don't give a fuck about your 360 Xbox machine. Mass Effect is trash.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be a functional dev company
    >get successful enough to either get bought by a big corporate publisher like EA, or become big corporation yourself.
    >corporation brings in the people from HR, upper management, PR etc. None of them are artists or programmers and they only care about maximising profits for their investors as the company goes public.
    >sacrifice quality and freedom of expression for profits, launch windows, microtransactions, focus groups etc.
    >further cut corners by paying like shit by industry standards, forcing qualified and talented staff to leave to either make their own studio or change jobs.
    >replace them with undergraduate and freshmen intern homosexuals who are desperate enough to work for these peanuts.
    >The company goes under while the last few years include maximum diversity pandering to maximise profits from equity managing companies like Blackrock and because all the homosexuals you hired now run the asylum as everyone else evacuates the sinking ship.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    get woke
    go broke

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Make a moderately successful new ip
    >EA needs infinity money so get given a Dev cycle that would have been considered 'tight' in the 80s, much less for a triple-A tentpole blockbuster in the 2010s
    >Second game is poorly received
    >Decide to make the third game an offline MMO in an FPS engine for reasons unknown to god or man, and pack it full of so many USPs you forget to write an actual main story
    >Have your studio burn down due to anthem
    >Spend a decade making the fourth game
    Real head scratcher.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tonal shift into capeshit writing from ok-tier dark fantasy writing in the first game

    >nooooo it's not capeshit because there are no capes
    Watch the latest "animu" and then eat some red hot nails, would you kindly.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was never good

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Origins > Dog shit > Inq > 2

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The developers couldn't decide on a proper vision for the series after the first game other than "copy other popular games and throw them in a blender".

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The developers couldn't decide on a proper vision

      More like EA suits saw how much money Mass Effect racked in and told Bioware to turn Dragon Age 2 into fantasy Mass Effect in less than one year pronto.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being a fly on the wall and listening to those shit eating decision makers discuss everythihng "wrong" with origins and how they were going to fix it.

    I'd throw myself into the nearest funny looking purple lamp I could see.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They are all good games but the first origins and its companion physical release awakenings add on are the high points and are very very good games

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They released a bunch of bad sequels

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >They we’re going to make the new one a GAAS game but clawed back that idea when Anthem flopped
    That alone gives me zero hope they know what they’re doing.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They have attempted to make this game five times in the last 9 years, every single time they had to scrap the build and start over. Five fucking times anon... that's insanity.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    everyone hates fags. simple as

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Women don't and men who want to be in the good graces of women don't. Hence why Baldur's Gay 3 did so well.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Women don't and men who want to be in the good graces of women don't
        women generally hate fags anon, sorry to be the one to tell you, exceptions are faghags and they are mental defective cat collecting land whales anyway

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >faghags
          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fag_hag

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dragon Age Origins is good, though it shows its age in some areas, especially the deep. Many great sidequests, multiple memorable party members and replayability from the many origins and class combinations. Still, the classes and skills are very simple, yet the game can be quite difficult and require pausing. It is a much easier game to swallow for people who don't play or particularly like crags.

    Dragon age 2 once again has a great cast and some good sidequests, but it's fuck ugly, combat is now all action and rather meh, and the main character is annoying. No replayability at all - dungeons become familiar very quickly. Game kind of feels like duck hunter in battles, I'm not sure how to explain it.

    DAI has too much filler shit, but also has a good cast and sidequests. Classes, skills are combat are all far too some and easy. You won't want to replay it.

    I hope the next dragon Age abandons the console market and is just a straight up crpg that completely dogs bg3, with an optional 3rd person view.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They didn't make the sequels set entirely in the Deep Roads.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it had one good game

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dragon Age 2 & 3

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It had one good game then immediately shat the bed and continued in that fashion indefinitely.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Personally I think the bed shitting started with Jade Empire. But my brother swears by that game so, maybe not.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Began appealing to the cat lady demographic.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know.
    I always have comfy memories from playing the trilogy. I also love how all 3 games are connected (not very strongly but still).
    But every time I get an urge to replay the trilogy I give up 5 hours in Origins and think to myself "How the fuck could I ever like this trash?"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DA came out during the great rpg drought. Bioware was like, the only dudes making the shit you wanted to play. But it was not the good shit wanted to play. It was simply one of the few things available. We were all prison gay for a few years.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    EA

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they made once solid game like 15 years ago, and pumped total garbage afterwards, of course it died

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    EA fundamentally has no idea what to do with it. Development of DAO started around 2004 and the game was meant to target the old PC audience instead of the console one(like their star wars game), this resulted in DAO which from the perspective of time was kind of meh but it was the first party based cRPG from studio that had more than 5 devs in years so it did very well. Then EA decided this kind of game won't sell so they've told Bioware to go into more action-like gameplay and release sequel very quickly, which resulted in DA2 that failed, and while the next game evidently was supposed to go back to more tactical gameplay it's still a compromise and very meh, but again was in decent place at decent time so it sold a... reasonable amount.
    However this direction was always flawed, Bioware seemingly can't figure out decent action combat system if their life depended on it, from the 20 minutes of Inquisition I've tried to play it was like hold button for combat to go on and the overhead "strategic" interface was so bad it was useless, so the game is a failure on both sides, except that's all EA allowed them to do(seemingly) and the few seconds long clip we have from DA4 shows the same thing. It will struggle to sell half of what BG3 and EA will shut the studio. Ironically sticking to the original intent the series was created in would probably have been much better for both Bioware, Dragon Age and EA

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      BioWare sucks and can't plan for long time storytelling to save their lives. See: Mass Effect. They wrote themselves into a corner immediately in the first game. DA is only marginally worse.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Storytelling isn't their only long term failure.
        Think of Mass Effect, the first one. While it wasn't the prettiest looking game they did invest in some new facial animation/lipsync technology and the cutscenes did deliver pretty good effect at the time. They've also started to work with more dynamic cutscenes etc. in general that part of the game, that became so important for them was bleeding edge at the time. Few years later, when DAI was coming out people just expected it to be a goldmine of poorly acted, poorly directed, cringe worthy and poorly animated dialogue-cutscenes.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ME1 and DAO should have been standalone entries.

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hot take: Dragon Age 2 is the best in the series
    >Storytelling focused on side characters, not super big heroes. Always kino
    >Combat streamlined from the first game
    >Only companion approval system that rewards you even if you don't break RP to lick someone's asshole
    >Stakes gradually increase over the course of the game
    >Actually decent romance options
    I couldn't put the first 2 DA games down, but I had to force myself to keep playing Inquisition. Eventually I gave up.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      agreed, and even the non-romanceable characters are memorable. I dropped Inquisition when I realized that I could barely fill a party with characters that I didn't actively loathe.
      2 certainly suffers from the short development time and the change in the combat system may not be for everyone, so I don't blame anyone ranking 1 above it, but I'm baffled some people prefer the polished turd that is inquisition

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Electronic Arts happened.
    They dumbed it down for a modern audience and hired diversity. Does no one remember "Hamburger Helper" meme?

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DA:I was filled with busywork "gameplay"
    Looting animation is 3seconds total and there is something lootable every 10 steps.
    I'm convinced anyone that completed this game has spent atleast 10% of their time looking at looting animations.
    Actual gameplay wise its obvious they dont care or dont know how to do fun combat.
    Any ability or ability upgrade that looked interesting turned out to just not do what it said or needed to be manually casted EVERYTIME because the party AI could only handle single target abilties.

    Customizing party AI was reduced from 100's of options and conditions in DA:O to deciding when you want them to drink a healing potion. This last point is probably the worst and is the reason why I will never buy from biofag again.

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was always dogshit. It's literally the poor mans, retarded low iq mans D&D cprg. Embarrassingly amateurish written story, characters and dialogue, unfathomably ugly art-style.

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