what the frick overwatch 2

it's free to play and also comes out in like 3 weeks? why is no one talking about it

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because nobody cares.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      hmm i'm sort of interested. does overwatch still have those enormous hitboxes?

      You're talking about it right now

      blizzard is shit and I legit cant wait for it to die

      same gay or shill.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        actually schizo shit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        don't you mean an anti shill? a shill is someone who promotes something

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          the word literally means nothing here anymore. Everyone is a shill and a shill can be anything.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            someone here once gave me a very contrived explanation as to why people who shit on things are shills, something about "all publicity is good publicity" or some bullshit like that, he was just doing mental gymnastics because I called him out for not knowing the meaning of the word shill

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      /thread and fpbp. This is the actual truth. It’s been too long, everyone has moved on.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    hmm i'm sort of interested. does overwatch still have those enormous hitboxes?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fixed long time ago, they fixed all kinds of shit, they even fixed the game with OW2, but they didn't fix the fundamental problem: game is still shallow as frick.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You're talking about it right now

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    blizzard is shit and I legit cant wait for it to die

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      hope they don't die before they release the new cod I paid 70 dollars for that shit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >pre ordered
        >70 dollar
        >call of duty
        I hate you

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I would've still bought the game what the frick is the difference if I pre-ordered it

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I sincerely hope you're just bait, but with how this is the average consumer thought process I highly doubt it

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              what? if I was already dead set on buying the game, why wouldn't I pre-order it? or are you going to tell me that I should wait a year for it to go on sale?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Of course, that means the next cod will have already come out. . .

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I am preordering too, does not it look good?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You're paying a sizable amount for a game you don't even know will be good that will be replaced in a maximum of 1 year's time
                Do I need to explain why that's a bad idea

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                BUT IT LOOKS GOOD BRO OMG
                CoDBlack folk have said and done the same shit for like fifteen years at this point
                >BUT NO BRO ACTUALLY THIS TIME FOR REAL JUST TRUST ME
                Yeah like the other time and the other time and and the other time and and the other time and and the other time and and the other time and and the other time and and the other time and and the other time and and the other time and and the other time and and the other time and and the other time and and the other time and and the other time and and the other time and and the other time and and the other time and and the other time and and the other time and and the other time and and the other time and and the other time and and the other time and and the other time and and the other time and and the other time and and the other time and and the other time and and the other time and and the other time and and the other time and and the other time and and the other time and and the other time and and the other time and and the other time and and the other time and and the other time and and the other time and and the other time and and the other time and and the other time and and the other time and and the other time and and the other time and and the other time and and the other time and and the other time and and the other time and and the other time and and the other time and and the other time and and the other time and and the other time and and the other time and and the other time and and the other time and and the other time and and the other time and and the other time and and the other time and and the other time and and the other time and and the other time and and the other time and and the other time and and the other time and and the other time and and the other time and and the other time and and the other time and and the other time and and the other time and and the other time and and the other time and and the other time and and the other time and and the other time and and the

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yup

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Please learn English

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Why are you peoprdering a digital product that can't possibly run out?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              not OP but preordering means I can pre download a game and play it pretty much the instant it becomes available

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Pic related, words to live by.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That's what I said about Warcraft III Reforged.
            I decided not to pre-order and ended up not buying it. Funny enough, pre-orders were part of the reason the game ended up being so shit.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Blizzard don't make CoD games

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Blizzard don't make CoD games

        Activision-Blizzard is owned by fricking micrcowiener now, they aren't running out of money, but they will be running out of talent.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Activision-Blizzard
          >Having talent

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >but they will be running out of talent
            will?

            Oh yeah, true. I have lately been having a laugh thinking of how much worse it's gonna get.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >but they will be running out of talent
          will?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >pay 70 bucks to play the bootleg tom cruise movie a week early
        >pay another 20 bucks for a character skin
        >pay another 15 bucks for the battle pass
        >suffer in normal lobbies because of dogshit matchmaking and zoomers who never heard of Q3 using moronic movetech
        >suffer in Warzone because you get one tapped from two miles away by a mosin on a rooftop
        do codgays really

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >by a mosin on a rooftop
          Snipers don't one shot at every range in that dogshit game. You'd probably get beamed by a baby using a no recoil ar realistically but I get your point

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      True but also Dibalo 4 legit looks pretty good, I'll try that before I bury them forever.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Impossible after Microsoft acquire them.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >cant wait for it to die
      Literally impossible, for now, now that they are a glowBlack person division

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >blizzard is shit
      YES.
      >I legit cant wait for it to die
      There is no blizzard . It is only Microsoft now.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >bought by Activision and almost died
      >bought my Microsoft and are still dying
      Who will buy this abomination to ruin it next?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly, Microsoft's best option at this point is to dissolve Blizzard entirely and hand its IPs off to actual, competent studios.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why is no one talking about the game that is mostly known for being the most badly designed shooter ever made? they even made it p2w???

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    because the porn has always been free and nobdoy actually plays the game

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Eating shit is free, too. Doesn't mean I want to do it.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it's overwatch 1 but with slightly better graphics and a few new characters. basically they just starved overwatch 1 of updates and used the development time to make a 'new' game. oh and of course they've put in a new (paid) PvE mode noone will play

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm waiting for the porn, I might check it out after that depending on how infatuated I am with said porn.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i can't wait for 15 minute role queues to get into a game on some shitty linear map full of sweaty tryhards with cancerous tank/shield and healer spam being the forced meta

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    'cause they're locking new heroes in the "free" battlepass

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I might try it when it comes to Steam.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'll try it but I'm not holding out hope. The way blizzard has been in the last couple years there's no chance this is going to be good. It'll be dead even faster than OW1 and that's truly pathetic. I really think this game will be the last nail in the coffin for Blizzard. Microsoft will sell Blizz to some literally who chinese acquisitions company and they'll be making mobile gacha games within 5 years.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Last nail in the coffin
      Blizzard has been dead for years lmao what are you talking about

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because it's the same game yet somehow even worse.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    oh yeah the F2P live service battlepass businesses model, with the added privilege of having to queue to play the somewhat fun characters

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because no one gives a frick about overwatch apart from it's females and porn.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    no one care

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Overwatch
    more like
    Overlooked

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because overwatch fricking sucks

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it's f2p but you have to pay/grind for heroes now lol

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Game which is allegedly about counterpicking and shifting between characters
      >Still hasn't addressed the issue of losing your Ultimate meter when you switch to a different character, making switching a bad move
      >Now making it so you may not even have characters who may be the viable counterpick or core part of a composition
      Brilliant, Tigole.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i love morons claiming "other games do this as well" not realizing other games aren't designed the same way.
        also
        >introduce a passive to incentivize swapping
        >lock heroes

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i wonder if you can choose what characters you can unlock.

        i can already see people asking to switch to *current meta hero* saying that haven't unlocked it just to not play whatever the other shitters are asking about

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Tigole quit after burning his data so he didn't get metoo'd. Clever girl.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Source? This is the first I'm hearing you actually have to unlock characters.
      Holy shit what a fricking nightmare. That's genuinely suicidal on blizzards part.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        there was an accidental edit on the store page saying the bp is needed to unlock the hero. Blizzard's VP came onto twitter and said that it will be on the free track and that there will be other "paths" to unlock them once the battlepass expires.
        we don't even have any real official announcement, just a leak and the vp trying to damage control and1 make blizzdrones jump in happiness because it's "free"

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Blizzard is fricking rocketing itself into the grave more and more every day. What a nuclear train wreck this is going to be.
          Isn't it illegal to get bought by a company and then immediately tank your product quality? Imagine microsoft suing blizzard for making their games too shitty.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            In their defense, they were tanking product quality long before Microsoft bought them out.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            overwatch in particular is the worst game you can do this with, because swapping heroes is a core mechanic. Imagine you are against a pharmercy and your dps don't have any decent hitscan.
            If you think morons not swapping was a problem before imagine it getting even worse

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'll give it a try since it's free and I bought OW1 during release (but didn't play for more than a month). Maybe it'll be fun.

    Probably not though.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I hope you have given up your phone number to Blizzard, because you can't play the "free" OW2 without subjecting youriself to chinese scam callers.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because the scumbaggery behind it became widely known in the last two months and people only care about the porn we will get from it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >the scumbaggery behind it
      What's the story?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You have to pay to unlock characters. Also there's seriously draconian battlepass frickery.
        It's an all-around disaster and I can't imagine M$ giving them any creative freedom from here on.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          stop spreading misinformation you gigantic subhuman fricktard
          the new characters are in the new battlepass, yes, but it will be in the free path you wont have to pay for.
          Yes, Overwatch2 is shit, I dont give a frick about it, but maybe will install and play a few rounds when it will release and see how shit it is, but that doesnt mean should go on the internet and tell lies

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Oh excuse me, you have to GRIND for new characters (or buy them).
            What an egregious lie I told.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >(or buy them)
              Even if you pay for a battlepass, you need to grind for it, thats the entire point of one
              >What an egregious lie I told.
              Yes you did, now have a nice day.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                So if I want to buy a character on the """""free""""" battlepass I am not allowed? I highly doubt it and it would be the first game that's ever done that. I'll screencap your posts to make fun of you in October.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Dude I dont at which level you unlock the hero
                they could make it maybe like im some games where you pay 10€ for 10 levels, and if the pass would have 100 levels and the last unlock in the hero, you would essentially need to pay 110€ for it (100€ for the level 10 to unlock the battlepass)
                I dont really care enough to speculate which one will it be because I know that I will maybe play at most 5 hours before getting bored, just like in the OW2 Beta

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                it's blizzard.
                at BEST it'll be """"reasonable"""" on launch and then they will steadily increase the grind with each new pass

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >but it will be in the free path you wont have to pay for
            after diablo immortal you're a moron if you think the grind won't be intentionally obnoxious and impossible outside of nolifing the game

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              every battlepass in every game is around the same length grind wise, if you play 1 or 2 matches per day you will finish it a few weeks before it runs, or can nolife it and finish it in like 2 weeks total

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            lmao bro just play for eight hours before you can use the new content that used to be instantly usable in the game you paid bro
            lmao bro just buy the premium goypass tiers if you want to unlock them faster bro
            lmao who cares if they're op and some troony shelled out money to unlock them before you bro
            lmao who cares if the new hero is garbage and underwhelming now that they got nerfed after getting enough money from morons buying tiers bro
            lmao who cares if you need to play 15 full matches doing 360 blowjobs 14 times in a single round should've played earlier bro
            That's what will happen, if you don't believe look at Warzone since it's inception.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              i gave a look at the official forum and it's filled with morons using those exact talking points unironically

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because Blizzard fricking sucks, and there's already a free Overwatch with much better gameplay.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Don't worry, you'll see plenty of threads about it once the viral marketing campaign starts

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    im an overwatch apologist and even im not excited for this game
    and its fricking FREE
    how bad to do have to frick up to make something free - no barrier to entry - yet people still dont want to touch it?
    they've added some battle pass nonsense, so now you have to unlock characters -- frick off. seriously?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >yet people still dont want to touch it?
      >now you have to unlock characters
      answered yourself.
      that and people realize it's just three new heroes and six maps

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Blizzard hasn't produced anything good in years.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OH NONNONONONONONO AHAHAHHAHHAAHAAHAHAHA

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    we already played it and it's shit.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Junker Queen model will be ripped in 3 weeks

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    will it have that coop pve mode or is that later?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      later

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Later and you have to pay separately for it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      unspecified 2023 date.
      and it will come in bits and pieces, so a single mission every few months most likely

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >NEW
    >Locked new heroes behind a battlepass grind

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's blizzard garbage.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >why
    Overwatch is trash.
    >overwatch 2
    No one cares.

    Overwatch is the perfect example how to not make a game.

    Anyone who can play this trash are e-sports teams. The game is literally unplayable for everyone else.

    To many escapes and barriers.
    All damage feels like nothing.
    The game literally punishes you for switching by zeroing your ult.
    Good luck coordinating a team if 3 people on your random team are not talking and 1 is
    >OMG I'm a cow boy pew pew pew.

    This game is cancer and no one should play it.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Last 3 chick characters to come out was a androgynous robot, dyke looking black chick and a over the hill 40's punk rocker.

    Blizzard lost its way with female character design. The OG girls regardless of race or body size were all frickable

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      junker queen is sexy tho

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Where is the MAP tattoo?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The people who designed the original overwatch characters are long gone.
      The lucio looking troony was actually ripped from concept art I think, Blizzard's literally scrapping the bottom of the barrel at this point

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's kind of amazing how bad this launch is. They went from having people semi-interested to not interested at all with each announcement.

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm genuinely excited for the PVE mode of Overwatch 2.
    I want WoW's mythic+ system in a co-op PVE FPS.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like both games but I really hope gundam does better than ow2
    It definitely wont
    but it'd be nice if acti/blizz would get scared and do something actually good for the genre instead of assuming their monopoly on it is unbeatable

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is the "campaign" out on the same day?

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Literally will face the same fate as Heroes of the Storm.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's cruel because HOTS is a good game.

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How long until Wow goes f2p as well

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Probably a while. The whales buy tokens and the raiders essentially sell them. The price has been pretty stable for a long time.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      wdym it already is

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    All the characters in the picture are ugly or nonwhite

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Making a point not to. Frick blizzard.

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Someone leaks that the new characters will be only obtainable through the battlepass
    >Everyone is mad
    >The literal following day, the new character that no one knew about "leaks"
    >Literally no on cares and no porn is made
    I'm fairly certain the game is just dead on arrival but for real this time

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They also caught shit for wanting to try and sell Mythic skins for $40.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Kek hadn't heard about this just yet. I wonder what the next step in their masterplan will be

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          they sent out a survey to select people and one of the questions was "would you buy a mythic skin for $45?"
          it probably was never meant to be a serious price, but it was hilarious nonetheless

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >no porn is made
      Give it time.

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Overwatch 3 when?

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >more porn bait and 3 people sitting behind their tanks taking potshots at each other
    vs
    >playing as a robot, going fast and having fun
    Gundam Evobros ww@

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how is this shill thread allowed

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      how the frick is this a shill thread?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        moron?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, you are.

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >free to play
    >have to doxx yourself to blizzard and give them your phone number
    >old game becomes obsolete
    I have a PS4 disc that is about to become useless

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >even when you own something you still own nothing
      being happy is the only opion

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        First and last blizzard game I will ever buy or even play
        Fricking doxxing myself just to play a computer game, frick off

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because people just play Apex if they want a hero shooter now, I would if it had TDM instead of gay ass battle royale
    Also there is valorant if you're a woman or chinese I guess

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >f2p
    >With paid machine modes
    What's next, community updates and than never touch the game again just like that valve hero shooter?

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Overwatch 1.02
    The fad died years ago, and now it's the same game again but with Fornite-era microtransactions and grind. No fricking thanks

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >3 Black folk on cover art
    So much diversity lmao

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Junker Queen's Australian, though.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Same thing

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody cares

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Blizzard is literally shitting their pants in fear right now knowing that literally no one cares for their next "big game" and that it's going to be dead in the water.

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You ever feel like you play Overwatch because you're supposed to?

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Literally same game as the original, which is dogshit itself. They just slapped a 2 on it.
    How many people care about overwatch? Almost nobody? Yeah overwatch 2 is the same game why would they care about it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Well, people cared about it at launch, then years of shitty balance changes designed to appeal exclusively to compgays sucked all the fun out of it.

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If you bought this it was just for the battle pass, they said it would be free to play ages ago Kek. Easy waste of 40 dollars

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you have no clue how many people bought it thinking it was an overwatch 2 preorder or something
      that's how unclear blizzard was about the nature of the game. Intentionallly. Even the hero lock behind a paywall is something that got accidentally leaked, we may have not discovered it until release

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i heard that they are removing ow1? i dont think anyone cares about ow2 i still play 1 regularly and see a lot of people playing it. ow2 is just a bastion rework and prettier graphics + new voicelines they didnt do anything to improve the gameplay and nobody cares about the new character

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    1. It has no Marketing so far from what I can tell or very little. then again I do use adblock so..

    2. 2 new characters, a rework and a handful of new maps is not enough content to regain the paradise lost. thats not a new game. thats just DLC.

    3. they already tried this strat with Heroes of the Storm 2.0 so anyone who sat through that experience knows what lies ahead.

    4. im out of practice in shooting games anyway. havent been a good one in a while. Apex suffers from being the WORST genre ever invented, Battlefield is a joke, Cowaduty is just making asanine choices >70$, Halo Infinite was a complete flop and Shatterline just has no budget lmfao.

    I'll of course download it and try a few games of Junker Queen but thats about it.

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    its free so i will play it. not sure how long though.

  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because people know it is only Overwatch 2 in name, when it is in fact an update to Overwatch 1, a game nobody gives two fricks about

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