WHAT THE FUCK WAS HER PROBLEM
WHAT THE FUCK WAS HER PROBLEM
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"FUCK ME"?
that puzzle's edited. here's the real one
>tfw no technophile gf to make you puzzles with lewd solutions
why isn't there an eechi game with this set up already, it writes itself
what does "guck me" mean
it's young people slang
you wouldn't understand
I like how she put a box in her pink panties
Is that box wearing panties?
I feel like whoever designed this puzzle, made it on a computer and didn't really consider that it's for a DS game.
I didn't finish a Professor Layton game because when I tried one it made me realize I was retarded
>text me
she's my girlfriend, wouldn't i already be texting her? if she gave me a gift irl why would she need me to text her, wouldnt she just talk to me?
Suprise gift?
ENTER
>in the end
zero because you snuff them out once you're finished using them (or they burn out if kept lit)
this is just word play trickery
I am victorious.
That's such fucking bullshit.
moron
10?
3?
Three. Three have been extinguished. In the end, the ones that haven't been extinguished will have melted, being eliminated.
>assumes that no one else extinguishes the remaining lit candles
NGMI
There is no basis to make that assumption with the information provided.
The riddle explicitly mentions (You).
Zero. In the end everything is dust.
zero because they all eventually burn out
>in the end
doesn't even matter
I TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FAR
>in the end
The end of what? Dinner? My lifespan? The Heat Death of the universe?
aktschually it's le 0 because the end might just as well mean the end of universe as we know it
Lol I just started immediately assuming the answer to these retarded questions is always 0 or 1 and it’s hilarious how often it’s just 0 or 1
Do adults really pay 60 dollars to be asked the same trick question 190 different ways?
>adults
I played these games as a kid, boomer.
on bone the meat
The girl isn't having sex with the dog
FUCK OFF
it could be one of those curved windows
Fuck you the moon is at an unrealistic angle.
don't circle the nose
don't circle the nose
don't circle the nose
Where did the window go to?
it curves along the roof of the train
There's a midget
The unleashed dog being allowed on a train station platform
Streetlights like that weren't around when people used trains
>when people used trains
Bag has legs?
They're all fucking cartoons.
the window is too big to open like that, it would go through the roof of the train
I'm waiting for a post that has a puzzle on how you could realistically burn 6 million people in just 5 years.
they didn't just burn them
>no one will ever do something like that for you
We Gync?
Text me. The holes in the chocolate indicate on a keyboard which letter it is. T is above G, X is left of C and etc.
Why do the holes represent that? I don't know if I ever would have gotten that.
I dunno I just looked at a keyboard and had a beautiful mind revelation. Math was flying everywhere.
I reread it and I guess the logic is she's just being annoying and a pain in the ass.
I guess if you think of the letters as a substitution cypher, the holes indicate how to solve it. The girl is a technophile that loves gadgets.
Trick question, i have no girlfriend!
Look at how small those bite marks are. That kind of curve is a whole mouthful all the way to the molars kind of bite. She's too tiny to operate a phone or a keyboard so this is the only way she could send a message
Why is the boyfriend a shota?
"New Guy" (assuming that the U is sideways)
4 ? 7+7+3+3
the gimmik for this one is you have to take into account 3d space
he can putt at angles not directly at the hole
The freaking drawing shows a straight line cmon.
I'm sorry anons but you are far below Layton's superior intellect. Drop and give me 50 sudokus.
Luke award for close effort.
N IGGER
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Lmao it's just like
said. The bullshit sure didn't disappoint.
>only four distances
>haha, he can put any angle, that's why he is a pro
Absolute bullshit
It was also no where stated that this fat garden gnome could put in perfect angles. They could just say one because he's also a pro falconer and his falcon picks up the ball and stuffs it into this fat morons asshole.
>actually bad design is good because it makes people mad
wild, you care more about what completely unrelated people think more than your own experience
but that's not a putt, there's no hole there
I remember this one being supreme bullshit, but I can't remember what the answer actually was.
>11 + 3 + 3+ 3
>7 + 7 + 3 + 3
>7 + 3 + 5 + 5
>5 + 5 + 5 + 5
Is the answer 4? I'm sure I'm probably missing something.
Even if you do 11 + 11 and try to go backwards you still can't get it in in less than 4 strokes.
1
just use a driver instead of the putter
2 because he agles 2 11 shots
2 he just hits so ball to play it indirectly the first time
0, because you can just pick it up and put it in the hole, obviously
2 hits at 11m, just hit the ball at an angle.
11 > 7 > 5 > 3
Four shots
If that's the case I can do 1 shot.
11m into the air, so the falling speed momentum makes it roll into the hole.
This game is a great reminder that my delusions of grandeur are just unjustified.
I HEFF TVELVE MATCHSTEEK
what is up with all these ""puzzles"" . I've been told that Layton games were great?
d and b?
Yeah obviously DURRR
Knew it. Layton is such a bitch.
you tricked me you monster, i was so prepared for a bullshit solution
No fucking way. With the peculiar phrasing I thought they meant distance - but in time LOL gotem!
This is just unfair on another level.
A and E because
A to E, I'm not falling for that bait
I thought it took roots into account so that no trees are at any distance from each other because roots are entagled or some other bullshit answer those riddles are known for
I'm not even going to attempt this one.
I think the correct one is already circled.
Impossible. You will always end up crossing out a man.
ah heff twelf metchsteek
A classic
THINK FAST
ATTACK THE MOON
THESE GAMES SUCK
gay
fucking bullshit
>Why?
>There is no why.
I don't get it
it looks like a monster the moon is the eye
Oh shit nvm I see it now
i still don't. Pic related still looks sus to me though
The negative space of the sky resembles a wolf-like monster. It's a lot easier to see in
.
at last
To be fair they took away the stars
Is that sind kind of translation error?
I don't get it.
I could upload a photo of the forest behind my house and tell you to circle the tree that looks like a dick and the correct answer would be a seemingly completely random tree just because I say so.
The sky looks like a monster and the moon is its eye.
moon. its easy because i remembered it
stab the man, he's a zombie
>eye
The cat
I can never unsee this one. Man I miss the DS days
>game wants you to commit suicide
You should be able to solve this
the time on the clock is set wrong the bell's mechanisms are fine, it's set to 1pm (13:00)
wrong! Clearing you lack the ability to think critically
>mechanism in perfect order
>the bell has a bullet hole in it
hmm
WHAT THE FUCK
I knew it!
FUCK YOU
this answer is so stupid it actually made me laugh, it's like mystery stories that the viewer could never solve but the "super genius" main character solves it with evidence that wasn't shown to the viewer and his "expertise"
If you can't solve this puzzle, you probably rode the short bus in grade school.
This feels like a riddle where you are meant to ask questions answered yes/no until you figure it out. An old version of Black Stories
Leap year fuckery ?
IT WAS THE FUCKING JOKER
I REMEMBER THAT THREAD
https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/600678425/#600693158
I wonder if anyone solved these on their first try because most of them are bullshit
>90% of them are moon logic
>get one that's totally obvious, but you still overthink it and get it wrong
I'm sure there's an important lesson here but I don't know what it is.
to think that this is how people spent their free time before videogames came around.
Like cavemen
what did she burst into? did she get hit by a car too??
treats
burst into treats
> tears. Half an hour later, the mother said that the dog was quite well and that it was all a mistake. Why did she do this?
break your neck tbh
I fucking knew it was some stupid ass pull answer
It says Shirley temples mom was a cunt who would manipulate her daughter for sad scenes by telling her that the dog got run over.
how the fuck am I meant to read the bottom part
fuck around with it in paint. You should be able to solve this.
I'm not going to that effort for some stupid ass pull answer
well I am, here you go
>can't read inverted text
I managed it without needing to manipulate the text.
I could've if I tried, I saw it was inverted after flipping my screen and decided it was worth further effort
wasn't*
anyway it's probably some dumb shit like she burst into flames because she was in a car crash that killed the dog
I don't get what the point of this shit is
the intention is that you have 1 person who knows the answer and 1 or more people who ask questions that can only be answered with yes or no that they use to try and get more information on the question to find the intended answer. It's something about teaching children about asking questions or something, I just remember it sounding like bullshit to me.
Layton threads always make me laugh. I can't tell if people are genuinely retarded or just pretending.
POST MORE BULLSHIT PUZZLES!!
POST LESS BULLSHIT PUZZLES!!
The left crossroad. Most people know that most people would try and take the left crossroad ending up in it being the busy one so they try to be sneaky and take the right, not knowing that's the reason the right is considered the busy one in the first place.
what if you add another layer to that?
Quiet route because fuck em
Make your own road and go straight
go right, it says all drivers are going left
That will make you stand out.
exactly the point, the choice stands out because I'm out the only one taking that road
proven
u did it
lmao get stuck in traffic nerds
This is actually true. I got to see all three lord of the rings movies in theaters on release day because everyone else in town thought it would be too crowded. It was practically empty.
I'm assuming all the drivers on the right are already on the right, and so although they'd prefer the quiet route, they're currently stuck on the right.
Turn around 360 degrees and go back.
trick question, you are supposed to go the quiet road where all the people are and then gun them down because it is the quiet road so nobody will catch you.
>"so they all choose the quiet road"
making the quick road free
It's a fair puzzle.
going off the hints the real trick is that the puzzle description calls it an old sign so you should assume it's out of date
This, tbh. If I wasn't overthinking it like a retard
then the answer wasn't unfair at all.
if everybody would just alternate, nobody would get stuck in a traffic jam
I'll flip a coin, heads I go left, tails I go right
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I googled it and got tails
Mice are famous for their ability to multiply at breakneck speeds. The type of mouse we have here gives birth once a month, birthing 12 babies each time. Baby mice mature and can give birth two months after they are born.
You picked up one of these darling baby mice at the pet shop and brought it home the day after it was born. In 10 months from now, how many mice will you have?
1, because you only got one mouse, dipshit
one, you only picked up one, can't procreate on its own
1 cause it's male
hell yeah
>you bring home one mouse
Assuming it doesn't die in 10 months you should only have 1 mouse.
0, the cat killed it.
1 mouse because it's only a day old and they mature after 2 months so it's impossible to have babies. It could not have even got pregnant in the pet shop.
I'm gonna fuck that mouse
None, the joker gassed it and fed it to his pet silenced rattlesnake.
Wrong gay, you'd have three because the joker was Ratatouille and he thinks your mouse is sexy.
None because the mouse would die if you brought it home the day after it was born
holy fuck I hate those "quirky, silly riddles with a twist", who on earth think it's entertaining to solve the incomprehensible riddles with vague hints and answer that depends on very particular understanding of a question answered
Me.
There's a fine line between being entertaining and being some adventure game logic bullshit and these riddles dip into he latter often enough to become annoying.
I kind of hate this type of puzzles where you have to think completely outside of the box but at the same time I love them because it makes muh game design "everything has to be properly introduced" freaks mald.
A young boy was at the carnival. He was walking past a kiosk where an old man was sitting.
"Do you want to play a game?" the old man said to him.The young boy was intrigued. "What kind of game?" he asked.
"It's a very simple game." said the old man. "I will tell you the rules. I have ten large metal boxes. Inside one of the boxes is the prize money. One thousand dollars."
"A thousand bucks, huh?" asked the boy. "What's the catch?"
"The boxes are sturdy and strong," said the old man. "Much too strong to be opened with your bare hands. They are also airtight and cannot be damaged by a hammer, an axe or even a chainsaw."
"So they're impossible to open?" said the boy.
"Not impossible." said the man. "I have a blowtorch which can be used to open the boxes."
"Is there a time limit?" asked the boy.
"You can take as much time as you want." said the old man. "When you find the prize money, it's all yours. So, do you want to play the game?"
"Well, I don't how I could possibly lose," said the boy. "OK. I'll play your game."
The old man smiled. "I'll make it very easy for you", he said. "There are ten metal boxes, but if you give me five dollars, I will start you right next to the prize money."
The boy happily took out his wallet and handed a crisp five dollar note to the old man. There was a mischievous grin on the old man's face.The game started.The prize money was right in front of the boy. He could see it. He could touch it.Even though he won the game, the boy was never able to spend the money. He died shortly after he won the game.
How did the boy die?
He inhaled blowtorch fumes.
Money burned and him too?
>airtight large metal box
he suffocated inside the box with the prize money in it
the box had flammable gas inside
He got right in front of the money, but couldn't escape the box because it was airtight. The old man has a blowtorch but it was never said that he gave it to the boy.
The boy died due to suffocation.
oh yeah some others got it right, by starting right next to the prize money he will be inside the air tight box and suffocate, this one's great
the gay old man killed some kid for 5 dollars?
>killed
He warned the kid of the dangers and the kid accepted the risk. Not the old man's fault.
yep
of gayry
A joker who overheard the conversation shot the boy with a silenced revolver and took the box with the money for himself.
Tom has seven apples. He decides to give one apple to each to his friends Amy, Peter, and Nick. At the end of the day, Tom has only two apples left. What happened to the two missing apples?
He's got three friends named Amy, the rascal.
he ate them, he's a hungry boy
Nick is actually a moron and stole the missing apples.
fucking nickers
He ate them, or the question is dumb and he has multiple friends with the name Amy, Peter, or Nick.
So he gives an apple to Amy A, Amy B, Peter A, Peter B, and Nick C leaving him with 2 apples left from the 7.
2 trains enter a tunnel going 4 MPH. At what time do they reach Poughkeepsie?