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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    "FRICK ME"?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      that puzzle's edited. here's the real one

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw no technophile gf to make you puzzles with lewd solutions

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          why isn't there an eechi game with this set up already, it writes itself

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        what does "guck me" mean

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          it's young people slang
          you wouldn't understand

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I like how she put a box in her pink panties

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is that box wearing panties?

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like whoever designed this puzzle, made it on a computer and didn't really consider that it's for a DS game.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't finish a Professor Layton game because when I tried one it made me realize I was moronic

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >text me
    she's my girlfriend, wouldn't i already be texting her? if she gave me a gift irl why would she need me to text her, wouldnt she just talk to me?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Suprise gift?

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ENTER

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >in the end
      zero because you snuff them out once you're finished using them (or they burn out if kept lit)
      this is just word play trickery

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        10?

        3?

        [...]
        [...]
        Three. Three have been extinguished. In the end, the ones that haven't been extinguished will have melted, being eliminated.

        zero because they all eventually burn out

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I am victorious.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          That's such fricking bullshit.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Black person

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      10?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      3?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >in the end
      zero because you snuff them out once you're finished using them (or they burn out if kept lit)
      this is just word play trickery

      10?

      Three. Three have been extinguished. In the end, the ones that haven't been extinguished will have melted, being eliminated.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >assumes that no one else extinguishes the remaining lit candles
        NGMI

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          There is no basis to make that assumption with the information provided.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            The riddle explicitly mentions (You).

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Zero. In the end everything is dust.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      zero because they all eventually burn out

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >in the end

      doesn't even matter

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FAR

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >in the end
      The end of what? Dinner? My lifespan? The Heat Death of the universe?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      aktschually it's le 0 because the end might just as well mean the end of universe as we know it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Lol I just started immediately assuming the answer to these moronic questions is always 0 or 1 and it’s hilarious how often it’s just 0 or 1
      Do adults really pay 60 dollars to be asked the same trick question 190 different ways?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >adults
        I played these games as a kid, boomer.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    on bone the meat

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The girl isn't having sex with the dog

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        don't circle the nose
        don't circle the nose
        don't circle the nose

        Where did the window go to?

        There's a midget

        The unleashed dog being allowed on a train station platform

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          FRICK OFF

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          it could be one of those curved windows

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Frick you the moon is at an unrealistic angle.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      don't circle the nose
      don't circle the nose
      don't circle the nose

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Where did the window go to?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        it curves along the roof of the train

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      There's a midget

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The unleashed dog being allowed on a train station platform

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Streetlights like that weren't around when people used trains

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >when people used trains

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Bag has legs?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They're all fricking cartoons.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the window is too big to open like that, it would go through the roof of the train

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm waiting for a post that has a puzzle on how you could realistically burn 6 million people in just 5 years.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      they didn't just burn them

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >no one will ever do something like that for you

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    We Gync?

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Text me. The holes in the chocolate indicate on a keyboard which letter it is. T is above G, X is left of C and etc.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why do the holes represent that? I don't know if I ever would have gotten that.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I dunno I just looked at a keyboard and had a beautiful mind revelation. Math was flying everywhere.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I reread it and I guess the logic is she's just being annoying and a pain in the ass.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I guess if you think of the letters as a substitution cypher, the holes indicate how to solve it. The girl is a technophile that loves gadgets.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Trick question, i have no girlfriend!

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Look at how small those bite marks are. That kind of curve is a whole mouthful all the way to the molars kind of bite. She's too tiny to operate a phone or a keyboard so this is the only way she could send a message

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why is the boyfriend a shota?

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    "New Guy" (assuming that the U is sideways)

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      4 ? 7+7+3+3

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I remember this one being supreme bullshit, but I can't remember what the answer actually was.

        >11 + 3 + 3+ 3
        >7 + 7 + 3 + 3
        >7 + 3 + 5 + 5
        >5 + 5 + 5 + 5

        Is the answer 4? I'm sure I'm probably missing something.

        the gimmik for this one is you have to take into account 3d space
        he can putt at angles not directly at the hole

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          The freaking drawing shows a straight line cmon.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I remember this one being supreme bullshit, but I can't remember what the answer actually was.

        >11 + 3 + 3+ 3
        >7 + 7 + 3 + 3
        >7 + 3 + 5 + 5
        >5 + 5 + 5 + 5

        Is the answer 4? I'm sure I'm probably missing something.

        I'm sorry anons but you are far below Layton's superior intellect. Drop and give me 50 sudokus.

        [...]
        [...]
        the gimmik for this one is you have to take into account 3d space
        he can putt at angles not directly at the hole

        Luke award for close effort.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          N IGGER

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Lmao it's just like

          I remember this one being supreme bullshit, but I can't remember what the answer actually was.

          said. The bullshit sure didn't disappoint.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >only four distances
          >haha, he can put any angle, that's why he is a pro
          Absolute bullshit

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It was also no where stated that this fat israelite could put in perfect angles. They could just say one because he's also a pro falconer and his falcon picks up the ball and stuffs it into this fat Black folk butthole.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >actually bad design is good because it makes people mad
            wild, you care more about what completely unrelated people think more than your own experience

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          but that's not a putt, there's no hole there

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I remember this one being supreme bullshit, but I can't remember what the answer actually was.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >11 + 3 + 3+ 3
      >7 + 7 + 3 + 3
      >7 + 3 + 5 + 5
      >5 + 5 + 5 + 5

      Is the answer 4? I'm sure I'm probably missing something.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Even if you do 11 + 11 and try to go backwards you still can't get it in in less than 4 strokes.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      1

      just use a driver instead of the putter

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      2 because he agles 2 11 shots

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      2 he just hits so ball to play it indirectly the first time

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      0, because you can just pick it up and put it in the hole, obviously

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      2 hits at 11m, just hit the ball at an angle.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      11 > 7 > 5 > 3
      Four shots

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      [...]
      I'm sorry anons but you are far below Layton's superior intellect. Drop and give me 50 sudokus.
      [...]
      Luke award for close effort.

      If that's the case I can do 1 shot.
      11m into the air, so the falling speed momentum makes it roll into the hole.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This game is a great reminder that my delusions of grandeur are just unjustified.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I HEFF TVELVE MATCHSTEEK

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    what is up with all these ""puzzles"" . I've been told that Layton games were great?

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      d and b?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        A and E because

        A to E, I'm not falling for that bait

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah obviously DURRR

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Knew it. Layton is such a b***h.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          you tricked me you monster, i was so prepared for a bullshit solution

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          No fricking way. With the peculiar phrasing I thought they meant distance - but in time LOL gotem!

          This is just unfair on another level.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      A and E because

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      A to E, I'm not falling for that bait

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      [...]

      I thought it took roots into account so that no trees are at any distance from each other because roots are entagled or some other bullshit answer those riddles are known for

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not even going to attempt this one.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I think the correct one is already circled.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Impossible. You will always end up crossing out a man.

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ah heff twelf metchsteek

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A classic

    THINK FAST

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ATTACK THE MOON

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        moon. its easy because i remembered it

        moon. its easy because i remembered it

        stab the man, he's a zombie

        >eye
        The cat

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          THESE GAMES SUCK

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          gay

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          fricking bullshit

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Why?
          >There is no why.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I don't get it

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            it looks like a monster the moon is the eye

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Oh shit nvm I see it now

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                i still don't. Pic related still looks sus to me though

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                The negative space of the sky resembles a wolf-like monster. It's a lot easier to see in

                [...]
                [...]
                [...]
                [...]

                .

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                at last

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Oh shit nvm I see it now

              To be fair they took away the stars

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Is that sind kind of translation error?
          I don't get it.

          I could upload a photo of the forest behind my house and tell you to circle the tree that looks like a dick and the correct answer would be a seemingly completely random tree just because I say so.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            The sky looks like a monster and the moon is its eye.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        [...]
        [...]
        [...]

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      moon. its easy because i remembered it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      stab the man, he's a zombie

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >eye
      The cat

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      [...]
      [...]
      [...]

      I can never unsee this one. Man I miss the DS days

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >game wants you to commit suicide

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You should be able to solve this

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the time on the clock is set wrong the bell's mechanisms are fine, it's set to 1pm (13:00)

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        wrong! Clearing you lack the ability to think critically

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >mechanism in perfect order
          >the bell has a bullet hole in it
          hmm

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          WHAT THE FRICK

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I knew it!

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          FRICK YOU

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          this answer is so stupid it actually made me laugh, it's like mystery stories that the viewer could never solve but the "super genius" main character solves it with evidence that wasn't shown to the viewer and his "expertise"

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          If you can't solve this puzzle, you probably rode the short bus in grade school.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          This feels like a riddle where you are meant to ask questions answered yes/no until you figure it out. An old version of Black Stories

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Leap year frickery ?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      IT WAS THE FRICKING JOKER
      I REMEMBER THAT THREAD
      https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/600678425/#600693158

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if anyone solved these on their first try because most of them are bullshit

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >90% of them are moon logic
      >get one that's totally obvious, but you still overthink it and get it wrong
      I'm sure there's an important lesson here but I don't know what it is.

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    to think that this is how people spent their free time before videogames came around.
    Like cavemen

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      what did she burst into? did she get hit by a car too??

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        treats

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        burst into treats

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        > tears. Half an hour later, the mother said that the dog was quite well and that it was all a mistake. Why did she do this?

        how the frick am I meant to read the bottom part

        break your neck tbh

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I fricking knew it was some stupid ass pull answer

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        how the frick am I meant to read the bottom part

        It says Shirley temples mom was a c**t who would manipulate her daughter for sad scenes by telling her that the dog got run over.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      how the frick am I meant to read the bottom part

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        frick around with it in paint. You should be able to solve this.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not going to that effort for some stupid ass pull answer

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            well I am, here you go

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >can't read inverted text

        I managed it without needing to manipulate the text.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I could've if I tried, I saw it was inverted after flipping my screen and decided it was worth further effort

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            wasn't*

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      anyway it's probably some dumb shit like she burst into flames because she was in a car crash that killed the dog

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get what the point of this shit is

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        the intention is that you have 1 person who knows the answer and 1 or more people who ask questions that can only be answered with yes or no that they use to try and get more information on the question to find the intended answer. It's something about teaching children about asking questions or something, I just remember it sounding like bullshit to me.

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Layton threads always make me laugh. I can't tell if people are genuinely moronic or just pretending.

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    POST MORE BULLSHIT PUZZLES!!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      POST LESS BULLSHIT PUZZLES!!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The left crossroad. Most people know that most people would try and take the left crossroad ending up in it being the busy one so they try to be sneaky and take the right, not knowing that's the reason the right is considered the busy one in the first place.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          what if you add another layer to that?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Quiet route because frick em

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Make your own road and go straight

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        go right, it says all drivers are going left

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          That will make you stand out.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            exactly the point, the choice stands out because I'm out the only one taking that road
            proven

            u did it
            [...]
            [...]
            lmao get stuck in traffic nerds

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          u did it

          The left crossroad. Most people know that most people would try and take the left crossroad ending up in it being the busy one so they try to be sneaky and take the right, not knowing that's the reason the right is considered the busy one in the first place.

          Quiet route because frick em

          lmao get stuck in traffic nerds

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            This is actually true. I got to see all three lord of the rings movies in theaters on release day because everyone else in town thought it would be too crowded. It was practically empty.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I'm assuming all the drivers on the right are already on the right, and so although they'd prefer the quiet route, they're currently stuck on the right.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Turn around 360 degrees and go back.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        trick question, you are supposed to go the quiet road where all the people are and then gun them down because it is the quiet road so nobody will catch you.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >"so they all choose the quiet road"
        making the quick road free

        It's a fair puzzle.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          going off the hints the real trick is that the puzzle description calls it an old sign so you should assume it's out of date

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          This, tbh. If I wasn't overthinking it like a moron

          I'm assuming all the drivers on the right are already on the right, and so although they'd prefer the quiet route, they're currently stuck on the right.

          then the answer wasn't unfair at all.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        if everybody would just alternate, nobody would get stuck in a traffic jam

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I'll flip a coin, heads I go left, tails I go right

        ?t=393
        I googled it and got tails

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Mice are famous for their ability to multiply at breakneck speeds. The type of mouse we have here gives birth once a month, birthing 12 babies each time. Baby mice mature and can give birth two months after they are born.

    You picked up one of these darling baby mice at the pet shop and brought it home the day after it was born. In 10 months from now, how many mice will you have?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      1, because you only got one mouse, dipshit

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      one, you only picked up one, can't procreate on its own

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      1 cause it's male

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        hell yeah

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >you bring home one mouse
      Assuming it doesn't die in 10 months you should only have 1 mouse.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      0, the cat killed it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      1 mouse because it's only a day old and they mature after 2 months so it's impossible to have babies. It could not have even got pregnant in the pet shop.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm gonna frick that mouse

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      None, the joker gassed it and fed it to his pet silenced rattlesnake.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong homosexual, you'd have three because the joker was Ratatouille and he thinks your mouse is sexy.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      None because the mouse would die if you brought it home the day after it was born

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    holy frick I hate those "quirky, silly riddles with a twist", who on earth think it's entertaining to solve the incomprehensible riddles with vague hints and answer that depends on very particular understanding of a question answered

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Me.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      There's a fine line between being entertaining and being some adventure game logic bullshit and these riddles dip into he latter often enough to become annoying.

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I kind of hate this type of puzzles where you have to think completely outside of the box but at the same time I love them because it makes muh game design "everything has to be properly introduced" freaks mald.

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A young boy was at the carnival. He was walking past a kiosk where an old man was sitting.

    "Do you want to play a game?" the old man said to him.The young boy was intrigued. "What kind of game?" he asked.

    "It's a very simple game." said the old man. "I will tell you the rules. I have ten large metal boxes. Inside one of the boxes is the prize money. One thousand dollars."

    "A thousand bucks, huh?" asked the boy. "What's the catch?"

    "The boxes are sturdy and strong," said the old man. "Much too strong to be opened with your bare hands. They are also airtight and cannot be damaged by a hammer, an axe or even a chainsaw."

    "So they're impossible to open?" said the boy.

    "Not impossible." said the man. "I have a blowtorch which can be used to open the boxes."

    "Is there a time limit?" asked the boy.

    "You can take as much time as you want." said the old man. "When you find the prize money, it's all yours. So, do you want to play the game?"

    "Well, I don't how I could possibly lose," said the boy. "OK. I'll play your game."

    The old man smiled. "I'll make it very easy for you", he said. "There are ten metal boxes, but if you give me five dollars, I will start you right next to the prize money."

    The boy happily took out his wallet and handed a crisp five dollar note to the old man. There was a mischievous grin on the old man's face.The game started.The prize money was right in front of the boy. He could see it. He could touch it.Even though he won the game, the boy was never able to spend the money. He died shortly after he won the game.

    How did the boy die?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He inhaled blowtorch fumes.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Money burned and him too?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >airtight large metal box
      he suffocated inside the box with the prize money in it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the box had flammable gas inside

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He got right in front of the money, but couldn't escape the box because it was airtight. The old man has a blowtorch but it was never said that he gave it to the boy.
      The boy died due to suffocation.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      oh yeah some others got it right, by starting right next to the prize money he will be inside the air tight box and suffocate, this one's great

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        the homosexual old man killed some kid for 5 dollars?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >killed
          He warned the kid of the dangers and the kid accepted the risk. Not the old man's fault.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          yep

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      of homosexualry

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      A joker who overheard the conversation shot the boy with a silenced revolver and took the box with the money for himself.

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Tom has seven apples. He decides to give one apple to each to his friends Amy, Peter, and Nick. At the end of the day, Tom has only two apples left. What happened to the two missing apples?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He's got three friends named Amy, the rascal.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      he ate them, he's a hungry boy

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nick is actually a Black person and stole the missing apples.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        fricking nickers

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He ate them, or the question is dumb and he has multiple friends with the name Amy, Peter, or Nick.

      So he gives an apple to Amy A, Amy B, Peter A, Peter B, and Nick C leaving him with 2 apples left from the 7.

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    2 trains enter a tunnel going 4 MPH. At what time do they reach Poughkeepsie?

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