What the FUCK were they thinking?

What the FUCK were they thinking?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can you do it better?

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Re-using bosses in random places
    >Foilage and environment is not high quality graphics but instead copy pasta dull graphics
    >Weapons don't break or need repairing
    >Easy mode
    Why should anyone play this

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Weapons don't break or need repairing
      Good, fuck off with this shit

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i understand your disdain for the feature, because it can suck ass, but i also don't think it's that bad. i dunno if this is a hot take, and i'm not typically a DS2 defender, but i think that game actually handled weapon durability in a somewhat interesting way - the low durability of everything added to the risk/reward situation that the player had to consider in a similar way to being low on estus. it also encouraged trying out new weapons if you find yourself in too deep and your shit breaks, without permanently losing your previous weapons.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        just rp repairing weapons at blacksmith

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Have no trouble with Red Wolf in closed rooms like in Raya Lucaria or Gelmir Hero's Grave
    >Get absolutely fucking bodied by the regular enemy version that shows up in open fields

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They wanted to make you seethe and post on Ganker how much you SUCK

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Raya Lucaria
    >Damn, turns out Radagon had a pet wolf and taught it magic
    >Did he leave it with his ex-wife to protect her or something?
    >Nope turns out it's just a rare wolf you could find basically anywhere

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Still confused on why they decided to put a more developed version of this boss inside some random mine from the snowfield. Not even a great enemy felled when you beat it too. I found this version before the one in Ranni’s quest too which sorta ruined what should’ve been a cool fight

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >radagon hated red hair
    >kept a red dog

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    jesus christ I never noticed how ugly that fuckin thing is that hair looks awful

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      elden ring can look really shit at times but i think this is more of a case of anon's graphics being on the lowest

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >play bloodborne dungeon
    >still decent opinion of the game
    >fight rad dragon's favorite good boy
    >see a copy of it it on a hill like an hour later
    And that's when I knew

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ha ha make dog fast

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What if we took the token annoying dog enemy and made it into a boss?

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >use endure
    >stand still and out trade giant red wolf as mini wolves circle me in fear
    >feels like a regular enemy with slightly more HP and cooler moves because thats kinda what it is
    heh

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lets copy paste old content and see if anybody notices

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People who complain about copy pasted enemies in elden ring are morons. The game has more unique enemies than just about any other action rpg. If you dont like fighting stuff then why are you playing the game at all? if you do like fighting stuff then you wont mind fighting the same enemy again an hour later.

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