What the frick were they thinking?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    terrifying and deadly enemy that makes a ton of noise and makes you shit yourself whenever you have to face one

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Great, but the combat choices are:

      1. Fight him conventionally, and he's a complete nightmare, teleportation, poison AoE, instakill attack flurry

      2. Cheese him with heal and he goes down in two hits without fighting back

      Neither option is fun.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        there's a 3rd option
        get good and learn the game
        use the heal incantation on him and he dies in 2 hits

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          He literally said cheese him with heal, learn to fricking read.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >easily defeating a normally tough enemy because the player came prepared with the right tools after learning about it through experimentation or paying attention to in-game dialogue/text
        >not fun

        I will never understand this perspective.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Not a Soulsgay, just came upon this thread
          An enemy encounter shouldn't be trivial just because you know their weakness and ball-bustingly hard otherwise. That's shitty design. Either the enemy will be completely inconsequential, at which point you shouldn't even have it, or it'll be a drastic difficulty spike out of nowhere, dragging the game down until you look the solution up online.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >ball-bustingly hard
            >then implying it's near impossible to beat the enemy without looking up the solution online

            Okay but that's not what's going on and a hell of a lot to extrapolate from me using the word "tough".

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Shut the frick up and play the game homosexual. You aren't always going to be running a build with faith. And this enemy can easily be beaten, its just that everyone here sucks dick at the game. Its a hyper aggressive foe that tends to over extend. It punishes you for panick dodging and running away staying on it makes it far more manageable even without the heal cheese.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Fight him conventionally, and he's a complete nightmare
        He's really not though. He'll frick you up if you panic roll, but so will everything else.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          To be fair, that's pretty lucky he had his spasm inside a completely different room. Not saying its not dodgeable and easily dealt with, but its the only really annoying thing about them.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >that's pretty lucky he had his spasm inside a completely different room.
            It wouldn't have mattered anyway, it has complete garbage tracking (which is why he goes and gets stuck in that room in the first place) and dodging the hit before it is almost always enough for it to go flying off nowhere near you like it did in that webm.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Oh I agree, it's not that big of a deal, but it is annoying, especially if it clips you. If I had to pick any enemy that was actually annoying, it's those gold spirit dual wielders, like the one during the Niall fight, forget what they're called.

              You can deal with them, but boy does their anime combo shenanigans annoy the piss out of me, either that or the Bow Ox Bois, dudes can see like 2 miles away.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        3. Barricade Shield + Guard Counter

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Anyone have the copypasta?

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Literally sekiro anime

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I dont know how I beat the one in the dark sewer, I dont think I'll ever go back there again in my life.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Enemy is dogshit but it can’t turn very well once it starts its flailing so just get behind it

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >RREEEEE
    >SWINGSWINGSWINGSWINGSWING
    >vanishes
    >5 seconds of silence
    >RRREEEEE
    >teleports behind you
    >SWINGSWINGSWINGSWINGSWING
    cool gameplay

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ELDENRING

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They were thinking "Let's make an unfairly difficult enemy but give him a massive weakness to healing spells"

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The sword/shield ones aren't as annoying as the ones that aren't, that decide to flail around like a shitposting autist on /misc/ at 3am.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I hated those fricking enemies. I would always get trampled over, and that shit is a one-hit KO.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The fricker who designed these frickers are genuinely evil. I know how to beat them but for some reason whenever they scream at you, I lose my focus and panic. It's like the sound bits used for them operates on wave lengths that naturally trigger a person's fight or flight response.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >undead are killed by healing spells
    Seems simple enough to me. That's how it works in a lot of other games too.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't know you could kill them with healing until reading this thread and I thought they were very manageable to fight

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Would love to have an ash of these guys.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I stunlocked him with hoarfrost stomp

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    These guys are worse around the level they're introduced. Literally impossible.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      they give you a horse for a reason
      not everything is meant to be fought when you first see it
      just run like hell

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        horses dont have horns

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          mine does
          skill issue

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They just hit you with their railgun if you try to hoof it. I think you might be able to juke it, but that projectile is practically hitscan.
        If you can't fight them, you just need to stay FAR away.

        I will never understand people's problems with the Prawn, the Kindred of Rot are worse Prawn and only because of their stupid ass naruto ninja kunai bullshit.

        Kindred of rot are pretty easy unless you get stuck at a distance where they just spam their thread attack. Guard counters with anything curved sword or heavier will break their stance for a riposte, and they don't have very much HP.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          are you talking about liurna crabs, or some other reagion?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            The prawns in liurnia. They have that railgun attack no matter where you fight them though.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              i vaguely remember that
              i ran from most of them

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They were thinking "this mob is so cool lets have an area where there's literally 5 of them in a row and they respawn lel"

      Frick those aimbot homosexuals

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I will never understand people's problems with the Prawn, the Kindred of Rot are worse Prawn and only because of their stupid ass naruto ninja kunai bullshit.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Tearing open your tender little fake gamer boipucci

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Did they nerf these guys at some point or were they just never actually that threatening? I did a couple playthroughs on launch and fricking hated fighting them but I'm doing another one now after not having touched the game in months and I just roll behind them and they die.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Really depends on the weapon and build you're doing too, which is the case with every enemy.

      They just hit you with their railgun if you try to hoof it. I think you might be able to juke it, but that projectile is practically hitscan.
      If you can't fight them, you just need to stay FAR away.
      [...]
      Kindred of rot are pretty easy unless you get stuck at a distance where they just spam their thread attack. Guard counters with anything curved sword or heavier will break their stance for a riposte, and they don't have very much HP.

      >Kindred of rot are pretty easy unless you get stuck at a distance
      Oh easily, the only bad place is that lead up to the Scorpion Dagger if you end up triggering a bunch of them, even then sometimes one or two of them will just circle around you like a hyper puppy.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >or were they just never actually that threatening?
      It's this, more or less.
      The fact that you can completely circumvent fighting them with the knowledge that heal fricks them up is pretty cool, but it means a lot of people never learn how to fight them without it and so they keep that reputation.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How to deal with ER enemies in 3 simple steps
    >Stay at a distance and take pot shots
    >Get up in their face and beat their ass
    >Play cautiously, one tap, back off, repeat
    One of these three will work one very single enemy in the game, bosses included.

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