what the fuck were they thinking

what the fuck were they thinking

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You could just not fight it. It's an optional boss.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How are you supposed to know it's an optional boss unless you use a guide?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        With that mindset you wouldn't have gotten past the asylum so that isn't an issue.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          ???

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You're telling me you beat the asylum demon weaponless and you didn't run past it at first encounter?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              You can run passed asylum once you enter his arena for the first time though

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                So how did YOU know you can run past if you didn't follow a guide?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah your logic doesnt follow at all. Stop being a dumb cunt for the sake of it.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Looks like you're too dumb for video games, sucks for you I guess.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          there are bosses you have no choice but to fight. So tell me how you decide which ones are too tough and optional so you go somewhere else vs bosses that are too tough but you are obligated to fight?

          tell me this without reading a guide.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            like just go somewhere else moron how hard is that

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            just like....................................... walk away?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              You remember that you have other paths? For example, in Artorias DLC you don't really have other paths outside of fighting Artorias, meanwhile with Capra you have could've explored Darkroot, found the elevator to Valley of Drakes and from there you could've found Blightown.

              like just go somewhere else moron how hard is that

              So if you fight Quelaag and decide she is too hard, so she must be optional, how long do you explore somewhere else until you realize you HAVE to fight her?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Until you hit deadends on other branches? Do you unironically think that your post is some kind of "gotcha" moment? Game is finite, sooner or later you will hit the end wall. And I mean literal wall, not "hard boss" wall.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                yeah, and I'm saying HOW do you decide Capra is optional without using a guide? Just serendipitous come to a conclusion it's optional instead of retrying the fight a 100 times until you win?

                I know for a fucking fact you read a guide and found out Capra was optional. Don't bullshit me, you didn't find it out for yourself in the game

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I am not even original anon, I didn't skip Capra, I fought it fair and square.
                >yeah, and I'm saying HOW do you decide Capra is optional without using a guide?
                You don't decide, if you find it too hard, you are free to explore other parts of the game and find your way around him. Do you know at that point that you can do that? No, but you don't know that he is mandatory either, game is fairly open at that point, after all, shitload of people went at the graveyard at the start and got repeatedly farmed by skelly boys, If you are that fucking dumb and don't remember that game has other paths that you can explore, it is not the fault of the game.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You could just not fight it. It's an optional boss.

                I'm saying this person says Capra Demon is optional like it's a matter of fact and so obvious, when if you use in-game information nothing tells you that. You can go to Quelaag, fight her, give up and explore forever and ever but eventually you have to go back. You can't just assume a boss is optional

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Capra demon is optional and I find it too hard
                Time to explore other places I haven't looked into to see if maybe there's a new weapon I can use, maybe get more souls to level up while I'm at it.
                >Capra demon is required and I find it too hard
                Time to explore other places I haven't looked into to see if maybe there's a new weapon I can use, maybe get more souls to level up while I'm at it. Also eventually I will know I have to go back here since I can't go forwards elsewhere.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                but there's literally nowhere else to go in blighttown except the great hollow or back the way you came which is even scarier???

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You remember that you have other paths? For example, in Artorias DLC you don't really have other paths outside of fighting Artorias, meanwhile with Capra you have could've explored Darkroot, found the elevator to Valley of Drakes and from there you could've found Blightown.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I am not even original anon, I didn't skip Capra, I fought it fair and square.
      >yeah, and I'm saying HOW do you decide Capra is optional without using a guide?
      You don't decide, if you find it too hard, you are free to explore other parts of the game and find your way around him. Do you know at that point that you can do that? No, but you don't know that he is mandatory either, game is fairly open at that point, after all, shitload of people went at the graveyard at the start and got repeatedly farmed by skelly boys, If you are that fucking dumb and don't remember that game has other paths that you can explore, it is not the fault of the game.

      that doesn't excuse it being shit

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I usually use the stairs to circle camp until the dogs are dead

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >fromsoft
    Probably how to ctrl-c ctrl-v

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why are people still seething about this? He was easy af

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >why did they make you escape the first boss
    >why can you plunge attack first 2 bosses but noone else
    >why can you permanently anger shopkeepers but everything else resets
    >why can you wake up a dragon and he stays woken up even though everything else resets
    >why does half of the game even exist
    >why are factions completely pointless
    so people on the internet can feel proud for bullshitting through it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >skill issue
      >skill issue
      >speedreader
      >speedreader
      >actual good point
      >skill issue

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        exactly what i said, morons like this feel proud for going through a scripted string of bullshit

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Oh please, the bosses from 3 shit all over Capra in terms of difficulty

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Anyone who played 3 as their first souls game is retarded

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        why

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Because it has a 3 in the name you fucking idiot

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            and?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Only morons play sequels first

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I would rather fight tree balls than capra demon

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Literally impossible.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    they weren't at all, game's half finished slop even by from standards and a generation of codkiddies thought they'd get gamer cred for pretending it was hard / good

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Looking for some Ganker cred, anon?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >no u
        no u

        this anon tongues my anus

        but i am not a moron anon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this anon tongues my anus

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >How did he get in there!?
    >Where does he shit?
    >What's his tax policy?
    They really phoned this in, zero immersion

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you guys suck at baiting, not even worth a (You)

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Something like "we have to limit player's movement to compensate for the dumb boss AI". It's a very deliberate decision found everywhere in Dark Souls, not just in boss battles.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Filtered

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just fought this boss for the first time a couple days ago, the "arena's" design completely dumbfounded me, what even is this thing, it wasn't really hard, just so confusing and out of nowhere

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's just a little courtyard in-between two buildings
      Only confusing part is why a Capra would go all the way from Demon Ruins to there. Maybe he likes dogs.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        why is there a staircase to nowhere

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The staircase goes to a doorway but it's boarded-up

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This boss by itself would be too easy if we put it in a big arena like the previous ones os let's mix things up by making the arena really small and a couple of dogs as well while we're at it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      so they preferred their game to be complete bullshit rather than too easy

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    After years of watching many speedruns and many normal gameplays, it was pretty easy to beat this boss on my first run

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