WHAT THE HECK?!

SAMUS ARAN IS A LESBIAN?!

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Always has been

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Girls just like kissing girls, it has nothing to do with sexuality. My sister once made out with another girl while drunk at a party we were both at, and she now has a husband and 2 kids.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      And a lesbian mistress.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    According to my studies, no.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That's selfcest, I'm not sure it counts.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Selfcest
      that blue good alien stole her DNA. Is it selfcest if you fuck your pregnant gf too?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Is it selfcest if you fuck your pregnant gf too
        It is. Thats why I let another man to impregnate my gf. So I wont feel bad

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You wouldn't a Phazon Skeleton, right Ganker?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Guy in the second panel running for his life reminds me of Klaymen.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No she's straight
    She's about to correct the phazon using gigantic bird futa cock

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Where is this from?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      New canon comic for samus

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >comic
        >canon

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Instead of 1 imaginary hot girl fucking there is 2 imaginary hot girls fucking
    I literally can't think off anything bad about this.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Tough girls like Samus are all predatory lesbians at heart

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    PUT A CHICK IN IT AND MAKE HER LAME AND GAY

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      NO KATLEEN KENEDY!

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why is westoid """art""" so repulsive

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Too much LOOMIS.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Did this man just sexually assault her? How is this allowed in modern year?

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Even though she has so much porn, Samus is one of those characters I couldn't ever imagine having sex.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Considering the state of her DNA, having sex with Samus at this point would probably be lethal.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You're not discouraging me.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        With that Metroid DNA she would such your life force right out of your dick. You'd cum and be a lifeless husk after, like after sex with a really fat chick.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Never tell me the odds

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why are they blushing.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hot.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >no arm canon on her right arm
    So, they never played the games, huh?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >arm cannon docking
      >symmetrical arm cannon fisting
      HOT!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >caring about canon in porn drawings

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >That art style

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    hawt

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm playing this right now and what the fuck happend with the dev team between 1 and 2, this is just boobs and pussy jokes 24/7

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's not, it's just a mess inspired by Pamela Anderson VIP, MGS, and some chink bullshit. It's Jump the shark The game. They probably used all tricks to make this late psx game viral

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I'm on part 3 and I've already seen like 10 times more sex jokes and innuendos than the entirety of the first game. And the fist game one of the locations was a brothel.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Actually surprised Metroid lasted this long with like only 6 named characters in the main series (And the cast of Other M all of whom where uninteresting and died anyway giga Nig and Adam sorta aside). I'm going to jynx it I know when Prime 4 comes out and Shitlux becomes ultra canon.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Women kissing is so damn hot. Much hotter than men kissing

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    and trans!

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That just means she likes what I like!
    >deepthroats an entire corn dog

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Samus is in a relationship with Rosalina.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    hot

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >hot girl lesbians
    Based
    >gays of any kind
    Kill with fire
    >dykes
    Who cares/fuck their politics

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't know there were any other characters

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      See the Armor
      Its Dark Samus

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No… she always had a thing with her Commander. This seems to be some LGBTQHIV+ bullshit.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Samus kisses all the girls

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This is porn, my dude

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why would regular Samus have black lipstick?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        To make me hard

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    yurisisters, we lost bayonetta... but we won't lose samus! r-right?

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Samus is a trans icon.

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Samus is for Ridley cock only.

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    KILL ALL FAN "ARTISTS" AND KILL ALL YURInaggerS

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Post the source already.

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Post source you fucking nagger

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Tired of woke psyop garbage. Corrupting all our childhood memories. The question is, when are you going to say enough is enough? Some folks are saying abortion should be legal a week AFTER the are born. Genocide? When will enough be enough? The state takes you children away from you because you said they were straight and did not need hormone blockers. When will it be enough? Wake up. Stray away from the opiates made for the masses. Wake up and see that your freedoms are being taken away a thin slice at a time. Had enough?

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