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SAMUS ARAN IS A LESBIAN?!
Always has been
Girls just like kissing girls, it has nothing to do with sexuality. My sister once made out with another girl while drunk at a party we were both at, and she now has a husband and 2 kids.
And a lesbian mistress.
According to my studies, no.
That's selfcest, I'm not sure it counts.
that blue good alien stole her DNA. Is it selfcest if you fuck your pregnant gf too?
>Is it selfcest if you fuck your pregnant gf too
It is. Thats why I let another man to impregnate my gf. So I wont feel bad
You wouldn't a Phazon Skeleton, right Ganker?
Guy in the second panel running for his life reminds me of Klaymen.
No she's straight
She's about to correct the phazon using gigantic bird futa cock
Where is this from?
New canon comic for samus
>Instead of 1 imaginary hot girl fucking there is 2 imaginary hot girls fucking
I literally can't think off anything bad about this.
Tough girls like Samus are all predatory lesbians at heart
PUT A CHICK IN IT AND MAKE HER LAME AND GAY
NO KATLEEN KENEDY!
why is westoid """art""" so repulsive
Too much LOOMIS.
Did this man just sexually assault her? How is this allowed in modern year?
Even though she has so much porn, Samus is one of those characters I couldn't ever imagine having sex.
Considering the state of her DNA, having sex with Samus at this point would probably be lethal.
You're not discouraging me.
With that Metroid DNA she would such your life force right out of your dick. You'd cum and be a lifeless husk after, like after sex with a really fat chick.
Never tell me the odds
Why are they blushing.
>no arm canon on her right arm
So, they never played the games, huh?
>arm cannon docking
>symmetrical arm cannon fisting
>caring about canon in porn drawings
>That art style
I'm playing this right now and what the fuck happend with the dev team between 1 and 2, this is just boobs and pussy jokes 24/7
It's not, it's just a mess inspired by Pamela Anderson VIP, MGS, and some chink bullshit. It's Jump the shark The game. They probably used all tricks to make this late psx game viral
I'm on part 3 and I've already seen like 10 times more sex jokes and innuendos than the entirety of the first game. And the fist game one of the locations was a brothel.
Actually surprised Metroid lasted this long with like only 6 named characters in the main series (And the cast of Other M all of whom where uninteresting and died anyway giga Nig and Adam sorta aside). I'm going to jynx it I know when Prime 4 comes out and Shitlux becomes ultra canon.
Women kissing is so damn hot. Much hotter than men kissing
That just means she likes what I like!
>deepthroats an entire corn dog
Samus is in a relationship with Rosalina.
>hot girl lesbians
>gays of any kind
Kill with fire
Who cares/fuck their politics
I didn't know there were any other characters
See the Armor
Its Dark Samus
No… she always had a thing with her Commander. This seems to be some LGBTQHIV+ bullshit.
Samus kisses all the girls
This is porn, my dude
Why would regular Samus have black lipstick?
To make me hard
yurisisters, we lost bayonetta... but we won't lose samus! r-right?
Samus is a trans icon.
Samus is for Ridley cock only.
KILL ALL FAN "ARTISTS" AND KILL ALL YURInaggerS
Post the source already.
Post source you fucking nagger
Tired of woke psyop garbage. Corrupting all our childhood memories. The question is, when are you going to say enough is enough? Some folks are saying abortion should be legal a week AFTER the are born. Genocide? When will enough be enough? The state takes you children away from you because you said they were straight and did not need hormone blockers. When will it be enough? Wake up. Stray away from the opiates made for the masses. Wake up and see that your freedoms are being taken away a thin slice at a time. Had enough?
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